Willie B's Stupid Stories

Man gets Super Speeding ticket 2 minutes after law went into effect

Man dressed in Scooby Doo costume robs a Convenience Store

Family is upset that Dead Woman left all her stuff to a Gigolo.

Colorado is now using speed cameras that Fast Drivers are going to hate

Man had to call cops after he broke into an abandoned Prison, then got stuck.

Man stabs another man with a Machette, then drives him to the hospital

Man Calls 911 after finding out there's no Sex in the Champaign Room

Police pull over a fellow Officer with Fake License Plate: ChaseM3

Denver is looking for ways to make Downtown Safer. Open until 4 and Narcan Vending Machines might be the trick

AI is now Blackmailing Engineers who want to update or turn off the system.

Man on Meth jumps off a bridge because he was Double Dog Dared.

Lawyer is running around naked, Claiming he is Superman!

Woman Assaults Her Wife, by Shoving Nachos Down Her Pants

Police Pull over a Woman. The Raccoon in her backseat started smoking a meth pipe.

A Gorilla in a Zoo started throwing Rocks at Zoo visitors

Woman opens up a can of Tuna in the middle of a Broadway Play. The Crowd was not happy about it.

Man has to get Rescued off of Mt Fuji. He returns 2 Days letter to pick up his phone and gets stuck again.

A postal worker was fired for taking some shots at a party along her delivery route

Homeless man wins 17 Million Dollar Lottery; Woman steals it all and then kills him.

Man gets attacked on an Arizona street; gets his eye popped out.