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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O seven nine KVP, I and your show time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stalt y'all, all stop line, Yeah, you are stupid stories
brought to you.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
By air comfort your local carrier experts.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
All right, it sounds good man, All right. So scientists
in Finland, Yeah, scientists from Finland and the United States
had developed a special type of chewing gum that apparently
can trap and kill some forms of influenza and.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
The herpes virus. Oh all right, I guess that's good.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
How do you imagine it's a pain, Like, how do
you get it unstuck from your pubes?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
All right.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
A man in Missouri crash his truck into a come
ago and then later it said it happened because crocs
shoes got caught into pedal, causing him the speed of
the building. But you gotta press a gas pedal down
in order to speed up, right, how Look, Hey, that's
(01:05):
what you.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Get for wearing crocs.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I was gonna be on, But b that does not
make any sense because you can still pull up, you
know what I'm saying? Right right, excuses scoop man in
Florida named Ed Cocaine. He looks like an Ed Cocaine.
You know what he looks like it cant of looks
like Marcus Edwards, the uh bare knuckle uh fight dude
(01:29):
from If you don't know this dude, he's a boy.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
He's a badass. Uh. Anyway, he kind of look ed
Cocaine kind of looks like him.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
He got arrested for attacking a subway employee over the weekend,
and his real name Ed Cocaine. Like, you gotta just
rest that dude rather gate. What's your name, Ed Cocaine?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Hey, arrest him just cuz.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
You gotta keep your nose clean. If your name's that Cocaine,
Like right, just j walking, I'll lend you in stupid.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Start just everything. I'm just sniffing.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Shut up. Any other name? What did he robbed a subway?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Yeah, well he attacked the subway employee?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Yeah, any other name we probably wouldn't be hearing. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, but you named Ed Cocaine. You go and get arrested.
So what do you expect?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Certain responsibility being Ed Cocaine.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
And he's living up to all of it, all of it.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Man in Florida wanted to apply for job at a
motor supply store, but he was denied an interview.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Why was he denied an interview?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Doesn't say why, but his reaction may explain it.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
He's like, all right, fine, and and he comes back
and hurld bottles of his own pe at employees.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Oh, it's say to say they pissed him off.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
What you don't want that guy working for you?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
He seems like a righteous employee.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
He's passionate about this job.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Did you know Mick Jagger says he's been engaged for.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Years, as in like getting married.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
And yeah, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Oh, says he didn't reveal until now because I'm sure
it took him that long to get up from one knee. Sorry, say, uh,
let's see. There's a story about police officers in the UK.
They went under covers Batman and Robin and a sting operation.
These two guys that were basically conning people with the
old hey you find the quarter under the cup game.
(03:16):
They recognize the cops, so every time the cops would
show up, they get up and leave, right, they wouldn't
do their trick. Yeah, but the cops showed up as
Batman and Robin, and they just kept playing and stealing
people's money.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
So they got arrested. That's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Sixty four year old nurse facing federal charges after she
grabbed a flight at Tennis private area while chiving from
Vegas to North Dakota.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Ooh, not cool.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
She's a nurse. She just forgot to say call.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
You look like you need a prostat exam.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
That's not a prostate exam.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
What do you.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Be careful what you share with chat GPT these days? Apparently,
without well without telling anybody, they've improved chat GPT's memory,
so now it remembers everything you say. Oh so, if
you're having conversations and chat GPT is open, it's just
(04:18):
recording everything you say. Just oh okay, that's pretty sketchy. Um,
all right, So Lauren Sanchez when she was on TV,
have they blasted off yet? T minus eleven minutes, eleven seconds,
eleven minutes, Katy Perry, Lauren Sanchez and Gail King are
blasted off into space. Katy Perry, you're talking about what
(04:42):
a historic moment it is for women.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Fingers crossed that he doesn't turn into a big firework.
Scoop said that the comments section.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Said that, oh, oh, you're just repeating what he's just
repeating with the comments of the comment section right out
the gate anyway, Lauren Sanchez, she should note there's a
big study where it just got released. Men find natural
lips the most attractive. Natural lips as opposed to them giant.
(05:13):
I don't even know what you call them. Things you're
doing in your lips?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
It looks like it hurts? Yeah, yeah, man, it looks
like if you just have you ever seen a water
balloon it's too full of water? Yeah, it looks awful.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Let's see a poll ask if your adolescent self met
you right now, would they be proud or disappointed?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
I think they'd be proud.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
It's in fourth grade when I was convinced myself I
was gonna be a radio DJ. So here I am.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
I mean, it's not bad. Other things they might be
able to dispoint it in, but.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Sure, twenty five percent of people in the study said proud. Okay,
it's not very high to mean. A Christian pastor says
he prefers being padded down by TSA agents because going
through them body scanners makes people gay.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I'm not gonna go through that thing makes you gay?
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Why don't you come over here and feel me up a.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Lot, right, right? Hey, spear of that.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Kanye West says Taylor Swift had a threesome with Justin
Bieber and Harry Styles, who who.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Knew she was a lesbian.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I'm like, what, I'm not sure if I'm buying it
all right, I'll tell you A woman narrowly avoided jail
on Monday. She had planned to sell on the black
market not one, but two human toes that the dogs
had regurgitated at the animal shelter.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Oh I say that again? Say what? Yes? So the dogs?
I bet you your first question, what the hell are
the dogs doing eating toes?
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Whose toes are they?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
They were the dog's owners toes?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Okay, Apparently the dog dogs had been surrendered to the shelter.
They'd eaten parts of their owner's body after he died
from natural causes.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Yuck.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
That is disgusting. So this woman, what's like? How would
this Kathleen Kinman is her name? How would you even
go about the sign of thinking? She apparently sees the
dogs regurgitate the toes, she put him in a jar
from mountainhide, and she she went on the black market
(07:52):
and was trying to sell him at four hundred Australian dollars,
which is about two hundred and fifty three American dollars.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Oh okay, right wow.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
When police arrived at her home from an anonymous tip
to the tip up, the Australian Associated Press reported that
she showed them other items she had been keeping, including
an alligator claw, a bird skull, a guinea pig trotter,
and her kid's teeth.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
It's kind of weird woman.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
She belonged to a Facebook group called bone Buddies Australia.
Oh okay, that name's misleading, right for the bone by
I was like, wait a minute, is that is that
friends with.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
No They collect like human animal remains.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
She pleaded guilty on Monday to an offensive conduct involving
human remains. She could have faced two years in jail,
but they send her to eighteen months of non custodial
Uh whatever.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
This guy guess She got check in with some in
about one hundred and fifty hours of community service.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
She's too weird for jail.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
She lost her job and she's.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Been publicly shamed online by her community. She suffered enough,
said the judge has she though, who thinks a dog
can just barb up some toes, you go. I almost
sell these bitches on the black market.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Right. It sounds like she collected all kinds of things
thinking she could make money with them.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Girls, she's twisted.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Four people in Louisiana been arrested after they rode their
horses through a Walmart last week. Probably seen the video.
They really just wanted to do it for fifteen minutes
of fame. One of the four cowboys got, named Mason Webb,
told the local news He's like, aah, we just did
it for some fame. He's like it it was fun
We were famous for a little bit, that's all. We
(09:44):
didn't want to hurt anybody. They also joked that the
animals were cooked emotional support horses. Oh, because people can
take their dogs and other animals inside, why not why
not their horses?
Speaker 3 (09:56):
And the police said, yeah, police didn't think that was
so funny.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Oh wise, now you're all getting arrested. Mason and the
other riders are looking at charges of disturbing the peace
by a violent and tumultuous manner.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I don't know, it all seemed pretty peaceful. It was
a violent, tumultuous plan.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
It's funny because people were like uh is that there's
horses in here. People were just looking at him like
what the you know, basically like every other time.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
We go to war.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Probably made their weekend. You know what I saw Walmart today?
Speaker 3 (10:30):
A horse? Yeah, dude.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Also get charge unlawful posting a criminal activity for notoriety
and publicity.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
That's a new charge.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
That's a crime.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah, stop doing it for the graund At least one
of the riders was a kid. So they're also not
being the best role models there either, probably some sort
of shout neglecting.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Come on, I know, right, get a good lawyer. I
feel like those are all dismissable charges if you get
the right guy.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Yeah, I think so too. Honest to God, though, kind
of fun.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I'm not mad at it. I feel like that's something
that might happen in Elizabeth at some point.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I uh. I had my boy Ben one time when
he was an intern for me ride my motorcycle through
Buckingham Square Malls.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Boy didad to stir up all kinds of heat. God,
that was awesome. I feel like you gotta be able
to do that, you know, just get down, little doggie.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Horse is a wide man to see any especially a
location where You're just not expecting the horse, right, you know.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
I mean.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
The horse is pooped, that's one thing. But if they're clean, yeah,
you know, I got no problems with it.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Come on up, pet him? Are you ready for this?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Man? I cannot wait for the promos. I cannot wait
to see the walk up. What the walk up is
gonna be? You know, the walk up like yeah, yeah
to the sperm Racing League.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Oh like the theme music?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Yeah? Look, you know what song are you gonna have
as you as your walk up song?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
You know, I don't know manyat on the top of
your I'm looking at one that we I was about
to dump out of the log, but I think I'm
gonna leave now what ac DC Shoot the thrill, Shoot
the thrill. Almost any ac DC song is gonna work.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Right, Yeah, no doubt. Give them the dog a bone.
That's my walk up.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Alight Balls, the.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Newest sport sperm Racing does a startup in LA says
it's launching the very first sperm Racing League.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Their claiming is not a joke.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
They're live streaming the first event on April twenty fifth
from the Hollywood Palladium Theater on Sunset boulevards to see
this in person, go and sale today in person in person, so.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
You you described what was going on off the air.
This isn't one of those things I thought would be
an in person sort of.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
They built a microscopic racetrack so guys can go head
to head wall man and you get You just compete,
see who's got the fastest swimmers. The tracks mimic the
dynamics of a woman's reproductive system.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
They say.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
The point is to bring attention to fertility and turn
health into competition because it's something you could train for.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Just like any other sport. Wait, what how do you
train to have faster swimmers?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
It's not like faster runners would equate. Well, maybe faster
runners equates to faster swimmers, but I feel like those
are two separate, separate things.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
They say, it's about making male fertility is something people
actually want to talk about, track and improve.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
They say.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
The new league will have everything. This is where it
gets funny. Everything that other sports have have to engage people,
like press conferences, weigh ins, play by play, commentary, and betting.
If you don't take chef kings.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
You're missing. You're missing. Sperm Racing League you'll be able
to pick your favorites and bet on the winners.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
What so we're gonna have some sort of new celebrity
category out there that's gonna get their own trading cards,
probably for having the fastest swimmers.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yes, the first race this week is gonna feature competitors
from UCLA and USC crosstown rivalries.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
A team event or just individual I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Well, let's just be honest. It's an individual events, Scooby.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
But man, tell me that's not hilarious. A sperm racing league.
There's dude's out there drive right now.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Is like, Man, I want to get in on that.
Men will race every anything. Man, Uh that is that's hilarious.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Uh So the ladies have left the planet.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Oh they're up.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
They're up, all right.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Well, by the time we get down with this commercial
breaking a song, they'll be back down.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Yep.
One O seven nine KVP, I and your show time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stalt y'all, all stop line, Yeah, you are stupid stories
brought to you.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
By air comfort your local carrier experts.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
All right, it sounds good man, All right. So scientists
in Finland, Yeah, scientists from Finland and the United States
had developed a special type of chewing gum that apparently
can trap and kill some forms of influenza and.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
The herpes virus. Oh all right, I guess that's good.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
How do you imagine it's a pain, Like, how do
you get it unstuck from your pubes?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
All right.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
A man in Missouri crash his truck into a come
ago and then later it said it happened because crocs
shoes got caught into pedal, causing him the speed of
the building. But you gotta press a gas pedal down
in order to speed up, right, how Look, Hey, that's
(01:05):
what you.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Get for wearing crocs.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I was gonna be on, But b that does not
make any sense because you can still pull up, you
know what I'm saying? Right right, excuses scoop man in
Florida named Ed Cocaine. He looks like an Ed Cocaine.
You know what he looks like it cant of looks
like Marcus Edwards, the uh bare knuckle uh fight dude
(01:29):
from If you don't know this dude, he's a boy.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
He's a badass. Uh. Anyway, he kind of look ed
Cocaine kind of looks like him.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
He got arrested for attacking a subway employee over the weekend,
and his real name Ed Cocaine. Like, you gotta just
rest that dude rather gate. What's your name, Ed Cocaine?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Hey, arrest him just cuz.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
You gotta keep your nose clean. If your name's that Cocaine,
Like right, just j walking, I'll lend you in stupid.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Start just everything. I'm just sniffing.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Shut up. Any other name? What did he robbed a subway?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Yeah, well he attacked the subway employee?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Yeah, any other name we probably wouldn't be hearing. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, but you named Ed Cocaine. You go and get arrested.
So what do you expect?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Certain responsibility being Ed Cocaine.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
And he's living up to all of it, all of it.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Man in Florida wanted to apply for job at a
motor supply store, but he was denied an interview.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Why was he denied an interview?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Doesn't say why, but his reaction may explain it.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
He's like, all right, fine, and and he comes back
and hurld bottles of his own pe at employees.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Oh, it's say to say they pissed him off.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
What you don't want that guy working for you?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
He seems like a righteous employee.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
He's passionate about this job.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Did you know Mick Jagger says he's been engaged for.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Years, as in like getting married.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
And yeah, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Oh, says he didn't reveal until now because I'm sure
it took him that long to get up from one knee. Sorry, say, uh,
let's see. There's a story about police officers in the UK.
They went under covers Batman and Robin and a sting operation.
These two guys that were basically conning people with the
old hey you find the quarter under the cup game.
(03:16):
They recognize the cops, so every time the cops would
show up, they get up and leave, right, they wouldn't
do their trick. Yeah, but the cops showed up as
Batman and Robin, and they just kept playing and stealing
people's money.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
So they got arrested. That's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Sixty four year old nurse facing federal charges after she
grabbed a flight at Tennis private area while chiving from
Vegas to North Dakota.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Ooh, not cool.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
She's a nurse. She just forgot to say call.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
You look like you need a prostat exam.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
That's not a prostate exam.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
What do you.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Be careful what you share with chat GPT these days? Apparently,
without well without telling anybody, they've improved chat GPT's memory,
so now it remembers everything you say. Oh so, if
you're having conversations and chat GPT is open, it's just
(04:18):
recording everything you say. Just oh okay, that's pretty sketchy. Um,
all right, So Lauren Sanchez when she was on TV,
have they blasted off yet? T minus eleven minutes, eleven seconds,
eleven minutes, Katy Perry, Lauren Sanchez and Gail King are
blasted off into space. Katy Perry, you're talking about what
(04:42):
a historic moment it is for women.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Fingers crossed that he doesn't turn into a big firework.
Scoop said that the comments section.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Said that, oh, oh, you're just repeating what he's just
repeating with the comments of the comment section right out
the gate anyway, Lauren Sanchez, she should note there's a
big study where it just got released. Men find natural
lips the most attractive. Natural lips as opposed to them giant.
(05:13):
I don't even know what you call them. Things you're
doing in your lips?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
It looks like it hurts? Yeah, yeah, man, it looks
like if you just have you ever seen a water
balloon it's too full of water? Yeah, it looks awful.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Let's see a poll ask if your adolescent self met
you right now, would they be proud or disappointed?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
I think they'd be proud.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
It's in fourth grade when I was convinced myself I
was gonna be a radio DJ. So here I am.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
I mean, it's not bad. Other things they might be
able to dispoint it in, but.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Sure, twenty five percent of people in the study said proud. Okay,
it's not very high to mean. A Christian pastor says
he prefers being padded down by TSA agents because going
through them body scanners makes people gay.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I'm not gonna go through that thing makes you gay?
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Why don't you come over here and feel me up a.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Lot, right, right? Hey, spear of that.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Kanye West says Taylor Swift had a threesome with Justin
Bieber and Harry Styles, who who.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Knew she was a lesbian.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I'm like, what, I'm not sure if I'm buying it
all right, I'll tell you A woman narrowly avoided jail
on Monday. She had planned to sell on the black
market not one, but two human toes that the dogs
had regurgitated at the animal shelter.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Oh I say that again? Say what? Yes? So the dogs?
I bet you your first question, what the hell are
the dogs doing eating toes?
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Whose toes are they?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
They were the dog's owners toes?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Okay, Apparently the dog dogs had been surrendered to the shelter.
They'd eaten parts of their owner's body after he died
from natural causes.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Yuck.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
That is disgusting. So this woman, what's like? How would
this Kathleen Kinman is her name? How would you even
go about the sign of thinking? She apparently sees the
dogs regurgitate the toes, she put him in a jar
from mountainhide, and she she went on the black market
(07:52):
and was trying to sell him at four hundred Australian dollars,
which is about two hundred and fifty three American dollars.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Oh okay, right wow.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
When police arrived at her home from an anonymous tip
to the tip up, the Australian Associated Press reported that
she showed them other items she had been keeping, including
an alligator claw, a bird skull, a guinea pig trotter,
and her kid's teeth.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
It's kind of weird woman.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
She belonged to a Facebook group called bone Buddies Australia.
Oh okay, that name's misleading, right for the bone by
I was like, wait a minute, is that is that
friends with.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
No They collect like human animal remains.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
She pleaded guilty on Monday to an offensive conduct involving
human remains. She could have faced two years in jail,
but they send her to eighteen months of non custodial
Uh whatever.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
This guy guess She got check in with some in
about one hundred and fifty hours of community service.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
She's too weird for jail.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
She lost her job and she's.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Been publicly shamed online by her community. She suffered enough,
said the judge has she though, who thinks a dog
can just barb up some toes, you go. I almost
sell these bitches on the black market.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Right. It sounds like she collected all kinds of things
thinking she could make money with them.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Girls, she's twisted.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Four people in Louisiana been arrested after they rode their
horses through a Walmart last week. Probably seen the video.
They really just wanted to do it for fifteen minutes
of fame. One of the four cowboys got, named Mason Webb,
told the local news He's like, aah, we just did
it for some fame. He's like it it was fun
We were famous for a little bit, that's all. We
(09:44):
didn't want to hurt anybody. They also joked that the
animals were cooked emotional support horses. Oh, because people can
take their dogs and other animals inside, why not why
not their horses?
Speaker 3 (09:56):
And the police said, yeah, police didn't think that was
so funny.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Oh wise, now you're all getting arrested. Mason and the
other riders are looking at charges of disturbing the peace
by a violent and tumultuous manner.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I don't know, it all seemed pretty peaceful. It was
a violent, tumultuous plan.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
It's funny because people were like uh is that there's
horses in here. People were just looking at him like
what the you know, basically like every other time.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
We go to war.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Probably made their weekend. You know what I saw Walmart today?
Speaker 3 (10:30):
A horse? Yeah, dude.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Also get charge unlawful posting a criminal activity for notoriety
and publicity.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
That's a new charge.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
That's a crime.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah, stop doing it for the graund At least one
of the riders was a kid. So they're also not
being the best role models there either, probably some sort
of shout neglecting.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Come on, I know, right, get a good lawyer. I
feel like those are all dismissable charges if you get
the right guy.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Yeah, I think so too. Honest to God, though, kind
of fun.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I'm not mad at it. I feel like that's something
that might happen in Elizabeth at some point.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I uh. I had my boy Ben one time when
he was an intern for me ride my motorcycle through
Buckingham Square Malls.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Boy didad to stir up all kinds of heat. God,
that was awesome. I feel like you gotta be able
to do that, you know, just get down, little doggie.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Horse is a wide man to see any especially a
location where You're just not expecting the horse, right, you know.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
I mean.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
The horse is pooped, that's one thing. But if they're clean, yeah,
you know, I got no problems with it.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Come on up, pet him? Are you ready for this?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Man? I cannot wait for the promos. I cannot wait
to see the walk up. What the walk up is
gonna be? You know, the walk up like yeah, yeah
to the sperm Racing League.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Oh like the theme music?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Yeah? Look, you know what song are you gonna have
as you as your walk up song?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
You know, I don't know manyat on the top of
your I'm looking at one that we I was about
to dump out of the log, but I think I'm
gonna leave now what ac DC Shoot the thrill, Shoot
the thrill. Almost any ac DC song is gonna work.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Right, Yeah, no doubt. Give them the dog a bone.
That's my walk up.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Alight Balls, the.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Newest sport sperm Racing does a startup in LA says
it's launching the very first sperm Racing League.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Their claiming is not a joke.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
They're live streaming the first event on April twenty fifth
from the Hollywood Palladium Theater on Sunset boulevards to see
this in person, go and sale today in person in person, so.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
You you described what was going on off the air.
This isn't one of those things I thought would be
an in person sort of.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
They built a microscopic racetrack so guys can go head
to head wall man and you get You just compete,
see who's got the fastest swimmers. The tracks mimic the
dynamics of a woman's reproductive system.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
They say.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
The point is to bring attention to fertility and turn
health into competition because it's something you could train for.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Just like any other sport. Wait, what how do you
train to have faster swimmers?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
It's not like faster runners would equate. Well, maybe faster
runners equates to faster swimmers, but I feel like those
are two separate, separate things.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
They say, it's about making male fertility is something people
actually want to talk about, track and improve.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
They say.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
The new league will have everything. This is where it
gets funny. Everything that other sports have have to engage people,
like press conferences, weigh ins, play by play, commentary, and betting.
If you don't take chef kings.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
You're missing. You're missing. Sperm Racing League you'll be able
to pick your favorites and bet on the winners.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
What so we're gonna have some sort of new celebrity
category out there that's gonna get their own trading cards,
probably for having the fastest swimmers.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yes, the first race this week is gonna feature competitors
from UCLA and USC crosstown rivalries.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
A team event or just individual I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Well, let's just be honest. It's an individual events, Scooby.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
But man, tell me that's not hilarious. A sperm racing league.
There's dude's out there drive right now.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Is like, Man, I want to get in on that.
Men will race every anything. Man, Uh that is that's hilarious.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Uh So the ladies have left the planet.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Oh they're up.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
They're up, all right.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Well, by the time we get down with this commercial
breaking a song, they'll be back down.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Yep.
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