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May 6, 2025 • 14 mins
A Gorilla in a Zoo started throwing Rocks at Zoo visitors
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So it's National Teacher's Day. Oh okay, you think it's
a coincidence.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
Well maybe, I mean, let me look is it?

Speaker 3 (00:41):
I gotta make sure.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Isn't it national? God?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Where was it? It was something else? I thought, And
I was like, that can't be can't be the case?
Uh sorry, I didn't have the right paperwork in front
of me.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Gott.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
I thought for sure, isn't National Teacher's Day? And what
else is it? There's something else? Because I was like,
you can't be coincidence that the two top porn hub
searches are sharing the same day.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
What is today?

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Uh, there's a few of them today National Foster Care Day, No,
National Teacher Appreciation Day, National Nurses Day.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Nurses and teachers, top two porn hub searches and you're
sharing the same day.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
That is for real.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
It's also National Beverage Day. Just beverage, beverage, just beverage.
I guess any drink will do today?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Water?

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Sure, drink something.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Florida suburb has a peacock problem. Two veterinarians. A local
veterinarian there has lonster program. You ready for this? He's
gonna administer free peacock vysectomies. Oh, that seems like a
lot of work.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
When you just shoot him.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
A peacock confestation, I think that'd be kind of cool.
You ever seen a peacock? Yeah, we're around the zoo
like crazy.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Right, Yeah, yeah, I don't I don't recall them being
very friendly.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Are they aggressive though?

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Hmm? I don't know if they're aggressive.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
I mean, dude, friendly is one thing. You're not very friendly,
but and I still have to deal with.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
You every day.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
But a peacock, they're beautiful. I mean, you're handsome, scoo,
but I wouldn't call you beautiful. Why can't you just
shoot him? How much meat is on that peacock?

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Eight peacock?

Speaker 3 (02:56):
No, you have right cock?

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Never mind? A man vision is doing the Philippines. Do
you see this story? He was attacked by crocodile.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
You know what, Why dumb ass he climbed to an
enclosure thinking it is a It was like a model
or a fake crocodile. Oh, because he's sitting there and
had his mouth open, and his idiot tried to take
a selfie with it.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
When he was.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Taking a selfie, crocodile, damn there bit his head off.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
How funny is that?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
You moron signs?

Speaker 1 (03:24):
You live in a country with bad zoos? What just
expecting that some of the animals in there would be fake.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Or that you can climb into the enclosure?

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Right?

Speaker 2 (03:34):
How do you know you're at a bad zoo when
the fencing you can step over?

Speaker 4 (03:41):
Let's see.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
A Washington state patrol said two drivers were caught using
dummies illegally to driving carpool lanes. In two days, they
found two different people using dummies for the carpool lane.
I mean that is pretty clever if you dress it up.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
I wonder how they bust you.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
I think they can see like heat signatures, because they
can tell how many people.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
They can tell how many people are in there. No,
I think they can No way that'd be funny.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Police in Spain they rescued three young children who had
been isolated in a house for over three years by
their parents. They had not been outside in over three years.
Crazy right?

Speaker 3 (04:29):
You know why? Why is that their.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Parents were obsessed from keeping them from getting infected by
the coronavirus.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Oh wow, which didn't even affect kids.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Relative well, I should say they were The coronavirus was
the easiest on kids out of all the demographics.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
What'd you find out?

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Some of those cameras are out there are thermal sensors.
They can detect body heat, providing a means of counting
people without needing to capture video footage or use cameras.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
Well, does it say what percentage?

Speaker 1 (05:04):
No, it just says it's one of the many cameras
that they use. There's also some that have like Wi
Fi sensors, so they can tell if a Wi Fi
signals coming out of your car.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
But with something like.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
That, if they could tell us Wi Fi signals coming
out of your car, can't they tell what that Wi
Fi signal says?

Speaker 3 (05:22):
If it's not encrypted, Probably.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
That's weird. We'll put a dummy my car and see
how long it takes um.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
All right.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
The linen tree dot Com says that in twenty five
of the one hundred largest American cities.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
You can earn six figures and still be broke. Ooh
out wow, damn that's rough. Man.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
I guess if you're irresponsible with money, you could earn
six figures and be broke anywhere.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yeah, it just is easier than twenty five of these
one hundred cities. I guess women are talking about things
they stopped pretending to enjoy after turning thirty. Ready for
a couple of them, okay, stayed up late, going out,
alcohol and other people's kids.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Valid, blessed, not bad, not bad? All right?

Speaker 4 (06:20):
So have you guys seen the humanoid robot? China is
freaking y'all. China's got a humanoid robot that attacked humans.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Oh that's not good.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Did you see this?

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Not yet?

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Oh? People are describing it as full on terminator mode.
We said it was just a matter of time. We
didn't know that time was gonna be two weeks. Dude, crazy, right,
So they said it was a it was a malfunction

(06:52):
in the humanoid robot. But I'm telling you, man, if
that malfunction makes it attack humans.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
What are we doing?

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Like?

Speaker 4 (07:01):
What are we doing? It seems so stupid.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
I don't know why we're we're it seems like we're
increasing the rate to our own demise.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Like right, yo, just full on sprint to the end.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
Yeah, man, let's see how quick will you run off
this cliff?

Speaker 3 (07:23):
You got the video? Oh, here we go? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Man. So it looks like they're in some sort of
a testing facility. Cement floors are running. Oh there we go.
Damn whoa.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
I do not want to mess around with that thing.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yeah, big karate chops. He's attached to kind of like
a like an engine lift to Thank.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
God, because if he wasn't, do you imagine trying to
stop that thing.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Oh yeah, it's just flailing arms all over them.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
His arms are like hell man like laying out like
tyson hooks.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
According to the article, that is erratic behavior.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
Yeah you think you step, you get hit by one
of those arms. Dude, done right.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Luckily it didn't look like it was targeting the people.
It was just flailing.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
You say it wasn't targeting the person. I bet if
you were there, it sure felt like it was targeting.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
You felt pretty targeted.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
A dad in a family of five reveals price tag
for one day at Disney World, fourteen dollars for.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
How many people five.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
One day?

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Honestly, that's about what I was expecting. Really, about two
hundred and fifty person somewhere in there. That's crazy, all right.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
A delightful day at the zoo took a sudden and
unexpected violent turn when a popular gorilla hurled stones into
the crowd.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
Oh no, the mess of I mate known as do
you hmm, let's just call it do you wanna?

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Do you wanna?

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Yeah, it's do you wanna X sing something whatever? It's
Chinese anyway. Uh. His playful innex of tossing flowers and
turf the visitors have well gained him some popularity. But
now he's discovered ox. That's his answer to, uh kid,
one hundred guys beat a right, all right, bitches, Now

(09:29):
I'm gonna start throwing rocks at you.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Once I take a hundred of you out, then we'll
know the answer.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
Right, I guess.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
A video from the zoo in Southern China capture the
moment the gorilla threw stones towards these stunned spectators. Dude's
got an arm. Apparently, he struck one man in the
head with a rock that would hurt, like crack damn.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
Imagine that's some body could really just throw that rock
at me. He's out there doing big wind ups.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Yeah, I want to see what kind of formed me as.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
He's like doing spitballs, curveballs. He's like, what's just two
the other grills? He's like, I'm gonna hit that dude
in his left eyeball.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
All right.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
A woman Kentucky named Holly says, our second grader ordered
thirty cases of dumb dums.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Oh wow, that's a lot of suckers.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
To be exact, that seventy thousand whoa each case had
two thousand, three hundred and forty suckers in it. She
got more than seventy thousand dumb dumbs. You know what
seventy thousand dumb dumbs cost.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
I'm trying to picture what kind of a boxer came in,
But no, what's seventy thousand?

Speaker 2 (10:42):
All right, it's a lot of suckers. Man, wells Fargo,
We've going through that years. Uh, seventy thousand dumb dumbs
cost four thousand dollars or just that four grand.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
That seems like a pretty.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Good deal made about a nickel of sucker.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
I think So this woman, Holly, contacted Amazon said what happened?

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Did they take refunds on suckers?

Speaker 2 (11:03):
A rep said, well, she could refuse the delivery and
they'd refund her money. So that's what she was gonna do.
But the driver came and he didn't knock. He just
stacked all the cases under porch. Once they were delivered
from Amazon, Amazon can't take him back. Whoa dude, because

(11:25):
it's food, right, right, They can't take food back.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
So you know what happened. She got screwed. No, actually,
she came out of it.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
She went on social media and a couple of news
stations got it.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
People started ordering cases of dun dumbs from her.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Oh okay, and luckily for her, she managed to sell
them all out. But eventually Amazon reached out there and
said they would refund her money because they.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
Were getting heat from the news station.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Gotcha.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
So she says to everybody that bought the suckers, she
was going to donate their money to charity if that
was okay, because Amazon refunded.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Oh, that's very nice of her.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Yeah, it's funny though, seventy thousand dumb dumbs because your
toddler orders him like, oh.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
At least people were, you know, felt bad ferns like,
I'll buy a case off.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yeah yeah, Still, that's hilarious. Can imagine seventy thousand suckers
showing up at your front porch.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
Ah all right.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
A fifty one year old man walked into an unlocked
church in Pennsylvania last month, wundered around the building for
a little bit, looked through lost in found box, then
approached pedestal containing holy water.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Oh okay, guess what he did? Baptized himself.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
He relieved himself.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
Oh no, yeah. The church cought the act on camera,
called cops.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
They were able to identify the man as Jesse Sokel
thanks to his previous booking photos. He's been charged with
intentional desecration of an object to second degree, mister mean.
His rap sheet includes convictions theft, criminal trespass, reckless driving,
disorly conduct, drive out license, blah blah blah blah blah.

(13:08):
He was convicted in twenty fourteen of a decent assault
without consent just to find out standing citizen. Uh yeah,
convicted again and I imagine he's he's out walking the
streets again. Uh.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
There you have it.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Stupid stories on the way we'll go over some of
the Well, the first day is Sean Diddy Combs as
he appears in court. It's funny because the first line
is what we were talking about yesterday, a court room sketch. Well,
his attorney's on Monday. The court room sketches get used
to those. We're gonna see several of these. Here's what

(13:42):
did he look like today? It's just like one drawing.
It's got some serious look on his face. Yeah, that's
what he had on his face the entire time.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
I don't like that style that they do though.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
That's terrible.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
You don't get a very good feel as to know
you're like, okay, so he was in the courtroom and
he was wearing some clothes.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Right, we need a little bit more realism.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
I think I love how they present it too. Here
was Sean did he Combs today? Wait a minute, that's
colored pencils, Cuz that's like a drawn.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
It's like a lot of practice of shading and blood.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
Right, it's one look for one snapshot. Like relax,
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