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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One seven nine KVPI and your show time for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop that, y'all all stop. Yeah you are stupid stories.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
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Speaker 4 (00:20):
All right, So couple things in news kind of funny.
This has gotta be terrifying. If you're trapped inside one
of them Wamo cars can't get out, it's going ballistic.
So three passengers say they were trapped inside the Whamo
Drivelers taxi in Austin, Texas. One person in cars kept
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honking at us and it would not move. It would
not let us out of the vehicle. I guess kept
the doors locked. You know how they got out? No,
they threatened to go live on TikTok. Really, they threatened
the car to go live on TikTok and it them out.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Oh wow, that's interesting, he said, he interested? Or is
that terrifying?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I'm surprised they don't have like an emergency, you know,
let me out of here, release or you know a
door handle.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Like yeah, like a door handle like you know, that
would be great.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I don't know about these went pull one up on
the screen. Then they'll see if we could get a
shot from the interior. I can't imagine.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
They don't have door handles, but it refused to unlock
the doors. Speaking of that, so drivers semi trucks started
to roll out in Texas. The industry says self driving trucks, Well,
they're better because they don't need to take breaks like
human drivers do.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Exactly what we were talking about.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Yep, drive all night, drive all day.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Soaking humans, but the laws won't let them. I'm sure
the truck drivers who were listening, because before that rule
was made, they would.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
There would be some long haulers, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I mean there was a reason there was that truck
stop speed stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
What do you mean chruck's south speed?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Well, they sold out stuff at truck stops. No stuff
is basically just caffeine, just.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Though the OLDA Fedron Yeah, oh yeah, the white crosses, Yeah,
the yellow jackets.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Uh huh, we all remember those. That was the good stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
When you absolutely positively have to stay awake for two
and a half days.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah man, and that was legally way to do it.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Something I always gave you a urinary track infections hilarious.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
All right, A guy in Ireland lost his car. He
forgot where he parked it when he went to a
bachelor party. It was lost for over three weeks.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Oh wow.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Yeah, the guy didn't even find until calling into a
radio show sharing his story.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
He had a listener helping locate it.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
You imagine me, it's so drunk you don't know where
your car is.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Like, damn, that's drunk, right.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
I mean they had to have gritted the streets around
where he thought he parked for a while.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Yeah, I mean we walked down the last seven eight blocks. Bro,
where's it at? You're so blacked out drunk you don't
even know where you parked it.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
At the point, you're like, maybe it got stolen.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Maybe maybe I should stop drinking.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
In Australia, woman gotta get his world record for a
collection of one thousand and thirty five minions. Minions okay, yeah,
the yellow minions from the spackle me. Dude, if you
met a girl she had over a thousand minions like
stuffed animals or figurines or whatever, tell me that's not
a huge Well you say it's a yellow flag, but
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I considered a red flag, like you know, you got
a creeper.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Uh So, you're int the minions, great, weirdo? How many?
All right? This is how old is Wyatt?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Two?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
All right? Perfect?
Speaker 4 (04:20):
How many toys does Wyatt have right now? At two
years old? He's a Disneyland right now, right right? Okay,
Oh he has got so bad?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
How many what do you have? You had to put
a number on it. How many toys would you say
that White has.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Trying to think he's got a nice little rack of
cars and everything that there's probably like forty cars on
just that. So I'm gonna go with one hundred and fifty.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
According to experts, your toddlers should well it should only
have four toys.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Four yeah, four.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
So you get Woody, you get buzzl, you get Slinky Dog,
and one more.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
And some sort of matchbox car.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Right, No, that's not happening.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Dog owners say they receive more support from their canine
companions than from other human relationships except their children.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Well, you bunch of nedy bitches.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
And I was speaking to you dudes, like, yeah, you
get more support from your knine companion because they're stupid. Sorry,
I love dogs, man, Dogs are the best, but compared
to human they're stupid. All they do is react and
They just want to be by their owner, which is great,
that's why we love them.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
But what do you expect?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Of course, you canna get more love from animals as stupid.
You know, what does the dog do?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I mean, it doesn't matter if the owner beats them,
abuses them, whatever. The dog just.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Wants to love you. It just keeps coming back. So yeah, sorry,
it's stupid. Humans tend to walk away from that stuff.
So yeah, you're gonna get more support from that animal.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
What do you expect? So?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Yeah, what do you think about Neapolitan pizza?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I got no problem with Neopolitan. That's kind of like
the white sauce, right, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I don't know much about neopolod and pizza. What is it?
That's he's got vanilla, strawberry and chocolate.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Neapolitan pizza, also known as pizza nepaul A Tana.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Sure, that's what I was about to call.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
It originates from Naples, Italy. It's characterized by its thin,
soft and chewy crust, simple ingredients, and rapid cooking in
a wood fire oven.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Then tell me nothing about it. I don't know. It's
a thing. I guess, yeah, I guess.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Kind of a traditional style pizza.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Just your basic is nothing, all right, It's just your
basic pizza.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
That's just weird, all right.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Thirty three old USPS worker named Caitlyn Died got arrested
for a DUI in Florida while on.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Duty, and this killing must have been housed.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Witnesses called police and said they saw a USPS mail
truck driving the wrong way down the road and while
the driver was actually throwing out plastic cups out of
the USPS.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Vehicle like solo cups. She she was just hucking.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Them out the vehicle going the wrong way on a
one way The truck was also swerving making U turns.
Officers pulled Caitlyn over and apparently she appeared very confused, disoriented,
and she failed a sobriety test twice. Cowpascar she been drinking.
She admitted that she had been invited to a house
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party that was on her route, Oh okay, and she
went in. She drank how many shots? How many shots?
They always say two? Two shots? I drank two shots, ostafer,
that's all I drank of vodka, just.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Two. Anyway, she was taking jail charge with the duy.
Is that male delivery person hammered.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
I worked for the United States Party Service.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, yeah, party on.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
That's a fun mel Like when you know your male
delivery person that well and you invite him into a
house party.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Man, I'm saying something.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
I think that's funny. You take like selfies with like
if you can get a cop into your party to
do shots with you, Yeah, you're taking selfies with.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Them, no doubt. Man. Like, we're gonna drinking with the
male lady. Lady going after shots.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
And at some point she was like, you know what,
that's totally fine. Just one or one won't hurt or six?
Are you guys?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Imagine she's leaving. I gotta get the rest of the
mail delivery guys. Have fun, Love you guys, all right,
will be a touch suit. Deliver your mail tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Leave the flag up if you're drinking again.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
This goes the wrong direction, all right.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
So mom is arrested for giving jello shots to kids
out of elementary school.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Her name is Teresa Burnew.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
She reportedly told officer that the jello came from a
small sweet shop that is ran out of a private home.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
That sounds reliable. Apparently, she brought these jello shots.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
To her daughter's fifth grade Christmas party, and she said
she didn't know the contained alcohol.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Please send nearly all the kids.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Reporter having stomach aches, headaches.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Some of the kids threw up twice.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Some of these kids got a house cuz in another
another kid passed out after reading six of them.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
That was the kid that showed up with an empty
stomach and was like, Oh, I'll just eat here and
ate jello shots.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
One parent said he his son was acting all odd
when she picked him up from school, and apparently when
he got home, he walked three steps in their house
and passed out on the floor of the living room.
Totally damnit. It was like a fifth grade class. Dude,
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that's funny.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I don't care who you are.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
The Aviadat says about twenty minutes into the party, of
the teachers tried a jello shot and one of the
fifth grade teachers went up to her and said, Hey,
I think.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
These cups contained alcohol.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Another fifth grade teacher tried one and said it was well,
it definitely contained alcohol, very well, very hard alcohol.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Shot.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
At that the owners of the Sweet Shot told police
that yeah, the jello contained a lot of vodka, but
they thought Burnell would ordered alcoholic shots own purpose, and
they were unaware that the order was for a fifth
grade class. The owners provided a screenshot of a texting
Burnell shortly after the classroom party started, asking if the
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jello shots contained alcohol. The owner replied that they did
and asked Burnell why she was curious. She texts back
one word, kids. Oh look, that's terrible. She should be punished.
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But in a way that's damn funny.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Where did that take place at? Oh? Do you remember? Uh? Texas? Okay?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Because I was wondering what kind of a place just
sells jell O shots without being like, you know, an.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Alcohol Oh place you think Texas?
Speaker 3 (12:09):
I mean it sounds like it came from almost like
a bakery and it's a little fishy if on the
bakery it's got a sign saying like a liquor license
on the point.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Right, you need bourbon balls? Who got you covered? Man?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
All right?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
In?
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Another school teacher in the news. This school teacher is
a ring leader of Makeshift Child Fight Club. Her name
is Mary Tracy Morrison. She's the owner of something called
the Delta Institute for Developing Brain and the Engage program.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Uhh, that sounds special.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
It's fancy way to say fight club.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
It is right, maybe there's an aquoon.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
No the incident in this case, According to the WOW,
there's other school employees involved with it too. She's been
charged with permitting child abuse. Police arrested her and three
other employees after a video service of the fight club
at school. These it lasted I guess thirty minutes included
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a teacher instructing a student to hit another student.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
In the private area in order to win the fight.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Oh, they're allowing that.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Huh damn.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
They want to say Morrison was the ringleader of this
fight club, and she apparently was at this particular incident,
this event kind of like MC and hosting it. She's
being held on a two hundred fifty thousand dollars bond.
Apparently three other employees were arrested. I'm trying to read
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where people watch the video of it. Oh, here's the
here's the the school, other school employees. His quote was
the best. He said quote. I can't believe how he
had to explain to men how painful it is to
be hitting the private area.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
I'm reading the rules of fight club here, and surprisingly
looks like you can punch him in the nuts. What, Yeah,
we know rules one in two. That's the don't talk
about fight club that you know, those get broken off.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
This rule five or six.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Third rule, if someone else stop, goes limp, or taps out,
the fight's over. Fifth role, only two guys do a fight.
Fifth rule, one fight at a time. Sixth rule, no shirts,
no shoes. Seventh rule is fights will go on as
long as they have to, right, And the eighth roll
is if it's your first night.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
At fight club, you have to fight.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Maybe they added some more at some point, but first
eight rules.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Well, anohing says you can't hit him there? Huh.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Right, If it says if nothing says you can, I
guess that means you can.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
So I'm interpreting that.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Fight clubs could get short hair teacher in there the ball.
I mean, if you tap out, I'm tapping out. If
you hit me in the privates, it's.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Gonna take at least four or five hits for me
to tap out. That's hilarious.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
All right, Well, look, I guess pay attention with you're
dropping off your kids.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
This woman looks like a feeling. She has like a
five head, six head, her fore heads bigger than mine,
and I'm bald. Uh never trust one with.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
That big of a forehead, scoop, that's how we're going
with trust.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
No, obviously, there's a fight club inver there. Look at
that forehead. She's taking a few blows.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
She can't be trusted with bangs. She can't be trusted
with fighting.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Right, you can't be trusted with the hair on top
of you, well, the front part of your head anyway.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
I don't trust that one.