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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine KBP I and your show time
for stupid stories? Stop? Yeah all stop? Yeah, you are
stories brought you buy the eclipse.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
There's gonna be an eclipse tonight.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Set your alarm for like twelve twenty five or so.
That's when the eclipse will be peaking tonight. It's gonna
make the moon look really red.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Really yeah, okay, it's.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Gonna last for about an hour after that spooky, just
after midnight.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yeah yeah, I'll be up. Hey, sixty eight year old
Vanna White, you got a first tattoo?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Really yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
I can't believe it. Why would you do that? As
sixty eight? Just I guess because I don't know. She
got a first tattoo, which is kind of ironic. Ironical, well,
I mean, sitting down for the session was the most
work she's done in the past fifteen eighteen years. I
think broke.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Her daughter is the tattoo artist. Oh really yeah, so
it's sort of one of those.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Thinking a matching thing. Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
From what I saw, the daughter just put a heart
on Vanna's wrist. Oh just a cute little.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Oh my first tattoo done by my daughter who really
doesn't have to work. I guess when you're a rich celebrity,
I guess, daughter, you're I know, what else do you do?
You can become a tattoo artists. Sure, my mom is
Vana Waite? What you just ride that out? You could?
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He's just well, you know what, come tattoo artists.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
We'll see if Vana shows that off at all on
the on the show, like if she turns her hand
after she presses, like a.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Hey goes here by my tattoo. Ooh, I'm so gangsu.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Almost like a sign to our daughter, there's our heart.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Uh. Some national stories, Tony ran Buffalo the second most
affordable US city.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Buffalo, Buffalo.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Although I figured it out.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Oh yeah, was that hard?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
No, it wasn't it. Because look, here's the deal. If
you live in Buffalo, you probably have all that extra
cash because you don't spend money on Super Bowl tickets.
Shut up, all right. People are calling out these red
flag habits the show, this show. Somebody wasn't raised right,
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And here's what they include. They don't ask questions. You
gotta be leary is somebody that doesn't ask questions?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Oh okay.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Not treating animals with respect, Oh hmm, I mean that's
a that's A lot of that is left up to perception, right, Like,
if you order a steak, is it not treating the
animals with respect? A lot of that has left up
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to interpretation. I'm sure, but I don't know. Oh let's
see what else. Mistreating customer service staff.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Oh I hate that.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, although, like if you're a jerk to a waiter, yeah,
this sucks. That's what about the ones that that are
kind of rude? We had this I wanted out to
eat last week with the Big Boss when I was
down in Florida for the TV show, and we had
the funniest, snarkiest, like smart ass waiter I've ever seen,
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and he is like just smashing on Kevin, Like, for example,
he would say things like this, Kevin's like, you know,
he's it's fairly nice seafood and steak restaurant.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I guess it's not Dick's last resort.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
No, no, it's not. Yeah what was that one? Was
it dick slash resort? Asshole to you? Yeah? This one
is one of those situations where where he was just
you know, he had a funny answer to everything, but
it was kind of like rude, Like Kevin's like, yeah,
you fish, Uh, how is that cooked? And he's like,
we got a real kitchen back there, man, it's cooked
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any way you want. You want to see her, you
want black And you know we got a real kitchen
back there, man, we do real kitchen stuff. Uh, you know.
Just you know, he's like, you want a microwave, We'll
do that for you, whatever you want. And you know,
for everything that Kevin was asking, he had some smart
ass answered. We all thought it was hilarious. So, I mean,
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I can see it. How about this five young adults.
I believe these were all guys. They got the rested
money in that Memphis at the police sit. They black
downtown intersection and it started twirking in the middle of it.
Oh okay, yeah, just you know what, we've been practicing this,
practicing this for months now, fellas, Let's show him what
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we got.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Five dudes. Huh, what's this world coming to?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
A couple found a piece of paper was strain change
message on the street outside their home. It was a
post it note and said quote destroy with mouth in
all caps. Couple thought it was funny, so they framed
it put it up on their wall. When you walk
in a destroyed with mouth, it's not a bad idea, honey,
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all right, this little shady Everybody feels a little more confident,
a little more comfortable once you get your security cameras installed. Right,
oh yeah, get a ring camera. You feel a little
more confident and leaving the house, or at least that
maybe your house is not gonna get broken into. We've
seen several scenarios where you know, somebody sees the suspect,
they're on the front porch, can.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Talk to them, Hey, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
And they run off right right. Well, believe it or not,
some criminals start to figure out what they can use
now breaking the homes. It looks like a Wi Fi
jammer was used in a bunch of homes, a bunch
of break ins and the Islands Ranch neighborhood. On Friday,
Douglas County Shares Office warned that three home burglaries occurred
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just east of Broadway in East Gateway Drive. This is
Douglas County Share Guys saying this, and the detectives suspect
the Wi Fi jammer was used to disable home cameras,
so they would apparently pull up in a car to
turn their Wi Fi jammer on and it would knock
out the security cameras because guess what, all the security cameras.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Use Wi Fi yep, mine does.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Yeah, so they would just turn it on and it
would just go white noise just They're also investigating some
similar burglaries in Franktown that look to have have been
really similar, if not identical, to that. So it looks
like all these stupid ring cameras and all these doorbell cameras,
all these security cameras that use Wi Fi as their
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means to talk, they might have a way to get
through those are around him. Anyway, if they jammed the signal,
there's nothing, you know, they could just carry.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
On, right. The reason they found out about it was
the guy chased down one of the guys, grabbed the
backpack that was on his back, opened it up, and
that that's Wi Fi jammer.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
That's crazy when you think about some of the technology
out there and how they're using it, but makes sense.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
You know, right if you can get it wired in,
wired in instead of doing the Wi Fi.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yeah, you know, it's wild to think that there may
be benefits to the ode hardwire as much of a
pain in the ass for that, you know, for that
to get laid in and you know, ran all that stuff.
Maybe a little more beneficial to have that done. Crazy,
all right, So this is kind of wild. An American
Airlines flight was disrupted Monday when a passenger became convinced
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that Satanic disciples followed him onto the plane. Just moments
after the flight left Savannah, Georgia, on Monday night, a
guy named Delane Augustin began yelling and shaking and what
the crew initially assumed was a seizure. When flight attendants
approached this crazed passenger, he kicked one of them in
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the chest so hard they flew across the aisle the
plane crashed into the window.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
After learning of the disturbance, the pilots turned the plane
around landed safely in Savannah, but Augustin continued to cause
commotion as the crew attempted to deboard other passengers. He
stormed to the front of the aircraft threw suver wild
punches of flight attendant before passengers wrangled him and his sister,
who apparently he was traveling with, rang up to the floor.
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The duo was detained. Augustin's sister told authorities that they
were traveling to Haiti to flee religious attacks of a
spiritual nature. This is one weird ass couple.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Man.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
When the flight attendant on the flight, Tota's sister quote
to close her eyes and pray because Satan's disciples had
followed him unto the plane and the Legion didn't want
the legion. The legion did not want Augustine to make
We'll make it do Haiti for whatever reason.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Well, it sounds like mission accomplished.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yeah, I mean he didn't make it there. Satan's disciples
follow us on the plane. A man, damn.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
If that's got. If that guy's in your row, though,
you need to step up and be the alpha and
just turn to him and be like, no, not on
this flight.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Right, you ain't freaking out becuz, no way.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
We are not turning this plane around because of you.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I feel like I just know as soon as you
sit down in my road. But oh no, oh god,
it's gonna be one of those flights.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
You're big enough that they would probably think twice before
even you know, started the seizure thing.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah, some dude starts freaking out from pop him.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Have you taking a nap man?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Shut the hell up? No, I'm look, I gotta go
TikToker named breeze Brie. Breezy bree yep, Breezy Brie. She
posted a video of well her dumb ass at the er.
I just tried some eye drops, but she grabbed fingernail
glue instead. Oh no, Yeah, the brand is called kiss.
(10:23):
It sells. I guess it sells. The stuff in the
same type bottles eye drops come in. It's like super
glue for your nails.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Bad marketing.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Ooh and apparently one of the great things about it
is dries in seconds. Oh no, apparently she's not even
the first person to get these bottles mixed up. Healthcare
workers say has become a real issue? Has it? Though?
Has it become a real issue? Like if you're so
stupid you glue your eyes shut, I feel like you
almost kind of deserve that, you know.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I mean, how many people have done this? To consider that.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Says they're seeing more and more people who accidentally glue
their eyes shut. One doctor called it quote relatively common.
Relatively common. You got a bunch of dumb dumbs out there.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
That makes it sound like it happens, you know, almost
every day.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
I mean, relatively calm. You would at least three times
a week, right, sure, sure you know? Oh God, no,
dumb dumb glued their eyelid shut. Oh it looks like
this TikTok lady had to sit in the r while
they flush her eye out. They attach a little tube
to her eyelid to keep fluid running. Took a while
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to break down the glue. Experts say the savorest thing
to do is double check the dropperr oll. Yeah you think, doctor,
what's your advice? Maybe look at the label.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Don't keep them both in the medicine.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Uh, it's a fairly common thing. Well you know what,
those people deserve it if you're so stupid you glue
your eyes shut.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I'm you know, I'm surprised there's not more people walking
around with eye patches on a regular basis. That's not common.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
But smart marketing, move on, behalf of the super glue.
You know, we'll sell more. We look just like viazine,
all right? Ever heard of pink pony club scoop?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Pink pony club is not a song by Chapel Roone.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
It's not the chapel Room song. Oh okay, the strip
club oh in Tampa, okay, or at least it was
a strip club in Tampa. Early yesterday morning, police arrested
twenty nine year old man named Arvin Wow Solomon Poor.
Oh yeah, what what anyway? You freaked out on the
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vacant Pink Pony Club parking lot. Apparently he pulled in
parking lot, fired off some gunshots and.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
It set the place on fire. Oh all right.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
The police recalled, and when they got there, they saw
this dude dragging a bunch of brush into the strip club,
into the burning building.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Oh so he wanted to just keep making this thing grow.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
It was like kindling the fire, right Like, you know,
you got an artisanist caught when you see him carrying
bushes and shrubs like into the burning building. What are
you doing? I'm just getting this fire going a little better. Uh,
yeah he was. While I was in custody, Arvind complained
that he was thirsty, so the cops gave him a
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well bottle of water.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Oh that was very nice of him.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Yeah, he drank it and returned the favorybody, relieving himself
in the bottle and then throwing it back on the cops.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Oh, man probably would have been okay leaving it in
the bottle.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
It's when you throw it on said police. Officers really
don't have a problem with that.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
I mean, they're very nice to actually give you water.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Right, especially when you catch the arsonist like trying to
kindle the fire. And you still get this dude water like.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
You get water when you get to the jail.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
They should have peede on him. But yeah, police are
still looking at White. Why you did this? Maybe the
girls at the Pink Pony Club, Well, maybe they're just
too good at their jobs. She loved me anyway. He
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was hit with the slue of chargers, including the arson,
shooting within a building, gun possession, batterial police officer filling
a criminal mischief for more. So yeah, good day for him, idiot.
So there you go. There's stupid stories.