April 15, 2025 • 13 mins
A Woman Married a River 2 Years Back. Here's how her Relationship is going.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Nine KVPI and your show time for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
St y'all stop, Yeah you are stupid stories brought to
you by.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Air Comfort, your local carrier experts.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
And National Tax Day. Yeah yeah easy.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Remember they do April fifteenth, right, Yeah, it's also the
same day that the Colorado Rockies are mathematically eliminated from
the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
We suck, all right? So dude, you know what I saw?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
It was funny the Batman and Robin story from yesterday,
the cops in England that dressed up for a sting.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I'm flipping through social media last night, and there was
a study or a polist whether or not that Batman
was better than Ben.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Affleck in the list of the top five. Huh he
better than Ben Affleck? All right?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Another debate online right now a by a man whose
wife is such a backseat driver that he says he
refuses to drive with her in the car.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Oh wow, that can't be comfy. That's just brutal.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Pickle flavored everything is trending. Google searches are at all
time high four things like pickled whiskey, pickle flavored ketchup,
pickleed vodka, pickle flavored chicken, jelly beans and moores.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
This is like pickle flavor.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I want to say that I saw pickle peeps when
I was out making an Yeah. No, both of those
things are on my no list.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
You know a woman that died the Easter eggs. You
went viral for dyeing the Easter eggs in the toilet.
Did you see that story yesterday?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah, this one went viral for, you know, doing her
Easter eggs and the toilet and the toilet.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Yeah, it was actually fairly smart.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I just want to put out that still the worst
thing in her Easter basket is peeps.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Just say it, all right.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Woman in Pennsylvania has been accused of making hundreds What
a pain they asked this to be? She makes hundreds
of reservations at hotels and then she well and then
cancels them, like just repeated. She's been warned to knock
it off, she's continued to do so. I feel like
I feel.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Like she well, at this point, she needs to be arrested, right.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Is there any sort of reasoning behind this, Like she's
getting credit card points or something, or.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Just to make it, you know, annoying for the people
at the front desk, to make them interesting, claiming.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
That they're overbooked and then pull out the day before,
same hotel.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
All the time.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
It doesn't say, oh, okay, what a pain. Ask that's Karen,
Karen stopped. Just stop right.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
That's how hard you gotta work just to make somebody's
day that bad, Like if you put all that energy
in something else. Oh, anyway, let's see a woman in Spain. Dude,
this is a crazy story. She faked muteness, meaning she
(03:18):
told everybody she couldn't hear for sixteen years. Oh to
collect disability pension. Dude, what a crazy run. She did
that for sixteen years?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Oh, chained up getting caught.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I you know what, I didn't really I just read
the highlight of it. I'm sure this though. I bet
her friends. I don't know if you're If you're faking
it for sixteen years, I imagine that your friends are
sad that you did that, but your your husband was
sad that you stopped doing that, you know.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
A water study claims the best airline in America is
Spirit No, can't be right, right, I'm like, what kind
of criteria is that?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I'm like, that's just wrong.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I don't care what that story says it's just wrong
wallet hub.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Yeah, somebody was getting paid under the table, right.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
It's one of those studies that you know, it's sponsored
by spirit, and wow, what happens?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Like ninety five percent.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Of studies out there, they show the exact thing that
the sponsor wants them to show.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
They have a lot of points for all the things
that the spirit's good at.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Oh you want to get beat up and abused on
your flight?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Hey, spirit rings highest A banana day apparently could keep
high blood pressure away, So that's something for you.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Oh. Video of the day.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
A gen zer showed up to a virtual job interview
with a filter that made her look like a plate
of eggs and toast, and here's what she said. She
told the interviewer that she didn't want to show her
face because she wasn't feeling well.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Oh okay, there's a job interview. What so what? I
don't care if you're not feeling well.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
That's not the excuse I would have used. I would
have used much more of the I would like you
to focus on what I have to say and my
answers rather than what I look like.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
And who doesn't leg a plate of eggs? And toast right,
is there some bacon on?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
It has to be I feel like the bacon sure
that job right, at least a second interview.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
As the interview goes, bacon forms on the filter. Owners
of a Florida curio shop curio shop anyway, they've been
arrested for selling human remains on Facebook marketplace. Kimberly Shopper
fifty two and Ashley Lelessi got arrested and charged with
a purchase or sale of human organs, tissue and bones.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Dude, this is something.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
When you hear the story, the reporters like, I've not
seen anything like this in seventeen years. They go on
to say police began looking into the store wicked Wonderland
is what it's called. Oh, back in December twenty twenty three,
they ever see the tip regard to business within the
city attempting to sell human bones, which is illegal, all right.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
The tip included.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Images from the store's Facebook page advertised with various human
bones for sale. The store was selling human skulls and
skull fragments, human clackle, scapula, human rib, human vertebrae, parcels,
(06:42):
skull pieces and what's crazy is the owner of Wicked Wonderland,
who said the store been selling human bones for several years,
was unaware that.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
It was prohibited in the state of Florida.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Like common sense wouldn't tell you you can't sell body parts.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
I mean, it seems a little questionable at least.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Right right, right, It's good that they looked into it.
There are actually there are ways you can sell body parts,
but there are some restrictions. I'm guessing these ladies, this
lady did not fifty crude discretion.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
She got arrested the last week if for not only
selling human remains on Facebook. She confirmed authorities that the
store featured multiple bones and bone fragments, all purchased from
private sellers, and she did have documentation for these transactions.
She couldn't provide it at the moment she was arrested
because she was going to jail. But yeah, it seems weird.
(07:46):
But they had no idea that it is illegal to
sell these. Even if you buy it from a private individual,
you still can't put it up on the shelf.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
To sell it. This is somebody's skull. That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I believe there are ways in some states that you can.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
If at one point they were medical, right, like had
they donated their body to science and they'd made a
skeleton for a medical reason, and then the medical reason
they know.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Long ate his leg. I do kind of remember that. Yeah, yeah,
he somehow found a loopo.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
He asked for his leg back, and then him and
his buddies barbecued.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
They ate it.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
All right, So well, you think that's weird. How about
a woman marrying a river?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Tell me more.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
The woman who married a.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
River says it's wedding bliss apart from when she broke
her legs swimming in.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
It sounds like domestic violence.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Meg Avon twenty eight was blessed in holy matrimony with
the filthy vomit deuced River Avon in the southwest of
England two years ago. She says that her and her
darling keep their romance alive and she's never been happier
because they were still in the honeymoon period. I'm still
pretty obsessed with the river. I wake up thinking about
(09:11):
the river. My life's going quite shaved by the river.
I'm always thinking about when I can next spend time
with the river. And then she goes on to say
I'm spending a lot of time with other rivers Oh,
but I think it's okay. They're all one, but it's
pretty fluid and open relationship. Horror.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Wait, she's cheating on her river with other rivers. Is
it fair to say she's chasing waterfalls?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I mean, is that or she just you know, her
nickname's Delta.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Shena stick with the lakes and rivers that she's used to.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Says she's right effected to very fluid relationship. I'll give
her that.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
She was spot on.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Uh she said, we all have a relationship to water,
but for me, it's a wifely sense. I think we
got a pretty strong connection and commitment to each other.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
You whack a doodle.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
She tied the knot with her river and a joyful
ceremony back in June seventeenth and twenty twenty three.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Yeah, she's a whack a doodle.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Uh yeah, I bet she smells really good too. Uh.
All right, so this is probably not gonna help any
egg situation. Semichuck on twenty four thousand pounds of eggs
burst into flames last Friday. Huh yeah, it says thankfully
nobody was hurt, but the eggs were a total loss
(10:54):
at an average price about six bucks per cardon. That's
about one hundred and fifteen thousand dollars worth of eggs.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
All of them were a loss.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I feel like a few of them in there had
to have been cooked absolutely perfectly. I mean a few
of them out of twenty four pounds.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Yeah, but I mean, do you really want eggs oreezy
off the pavement?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
I don't think so, you know.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I mean, if you showed up quick enough with some toast,
maybe you.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Can get something right. You know, all know scramble right,
there's perfectly running right here. It's like a gigantic omelet.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Anyway, they say it's unclear what caused the blaze. The
driver said he heard a noise coming from the truck
and then the fire broke out. I'm pretty suspicious of that, buddy. Lastly, well,
it's Tuesday, and Tuesday means another guy got naked at Disneyland.
(11:56):
So thirty eight year old man got completely naked. He
laying on Saturday night. He got him. I guess he
got him too a building and started running around the
awning outside of Tianna's Place. It's the restaurant from the
two thousand and nine to The Princess and the Frog.
I mean, at this point, it's like the Princess in
the Hog. It's in the sexy called New Orleans Square.
(12:20):
They're supposed to look like the French Quarter, so you know,
you can say a bunch of parents got the full
on bourbon experience right there. This guy was running around
on side streets and climbed a tree at one point.
The police say that he was on drugs Park security
events Katam and then the police department's to cover. They
(12:46):
didn't give a name, but said he's in Canada. He's
facing charge of trespassing public nudity and being under the
influence of narcotics.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Uh, you know, people were trying to that's the Disney character. Oh,
that's hilarious.
Nine KVPI and your show time for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
St y'all stop, Yeah you are stupid stories brought to
you by.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Air Comfort, your local carrier experts.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
And National Tax Day. Yeah yeah easy.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Remember they do April fifteenth, right, Yeah, it's also the
same day that the Colorado Rockies are mathematically eliminated from
the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
We suck, all right? So dude, you know what I saw?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
It was funny the Batman and Robin story from yesterday,
the cops in England that dressed up for a sting.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I'm flipping through social media last night, and there was
a study or a polist whether or not that Batman
was better than Ben.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Affleck in the list of the top five. Huh he
better than Ben Affleck? All right?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Another debate online right now a by a man whose
wife is such a backseat driver that he says he
refuses to drive with her in the car.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Oh wow, that can't be comfy. That's just brutal.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Pickle flavored everything is trending. Google searches are at all
time high four things like pickled whiskey, pickle flavored ketchup,
pickleed vodka, pickle flavored chicken, jelly beans and moores.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
This is like pickle flavor.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I want to say that I saw pickle peeps when
I was out making an Yeah. No, both of those
things are on my no list.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
You know a woman that died the Easter eggs. You
went viral for dyeing the Easter eggs in the toilet.
Did you see that story yesterday?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah, this one went viral for, you know, doing her
Easter eggs and the toilet and the toilet.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Yeah, it was actually fairly smart.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I just want to put out that still the worst
thing in her Easter basket is peeps.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Just say it, all right.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Woman in Pennsylvania has been accused of making hundreds What
a pain they asked this to be? She makes hundreds
of reservations at hotels and then she well and then
cancels them, like just repeated. She's been warned to knock
it off, she's continued to do so. I feel like
I feel.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Like she well, at this point, she needs to be arrested, right.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Is there any sort of reasoning behind this, Like she's
getting credit card points or something, or.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Just to make it, you know, annoying for the people
at the front desk, to make them interesting, claiming.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
That they're overbooked and then pull out the day before,
same hotel.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
All the time.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
It doesn't say, oh, okay, what a pain. Ask that's Karen,
Karen stopped. Just stop right.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
That's how hard you gotta work just to make somebody's
day that bad, Like if you put all that energy
in something else. Oh, anyway, let's see a woman in Spain. Dude,
this is a crazy story. She faked muteness, meaning she
(03:18):
told everybody she couldn't hear for sixteen years. Oh to
collect disability pension. Dude, what a crazy run. She did
that for sixteen years?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Oh, chained up getting caught.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I you know what, I didn't really I just read
the highlight of it. I'm sure this though. I bet
her friends. I don't know if you're If you're faking
it for sixteen years, I imagine that your friends are
sad that you did that, but your your husband was
sad that you stopped doing that, you know.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
A water study claims the best airline in America is
Spirit No, can't be right, right, I'm like, what kind
of criteria is that?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I'm like, that's just wrong.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I don't care what that story says it's just wrong
wallet hub.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Yeah, somebody was getting paid under the table, right.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
It's one of those studies that you know, it's sponsored
by spirit, and wow, what happens?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Like ninety five percent.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Of studies out there, they show the exact thing that
the sponsor wants them to show.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
They have a lot of points for all the things
that the spirit's good at.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Oh you want to get beat up and abused on
your flight?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Hey, spirit rings highest A banana day apparently could keep
high blood pressure away, So that's something for you.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Oh. Video of the day.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
A gen zer showed up to a virtual job interview
with a filter that made her look like a plate
of eggs and toast, and here's what she said. She
told the interviewer that she didn't want to show her
face because she wasn't feeling well.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Oh okay, there's a job interview. What so what? I
don't care if you're not feeling well.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
That's not the excuse I would have used. I would
have used much more of the I would like you
to focus on what I have to say and my
answers rather than what I look like.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
And who doesn't leg a plate of eggs? And toast right,
is there some bacon on?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
It has to be I feel like the bacon sure
that job right, at least a second interview.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
As the interview goes, bacon forms on the filter. Owners
of a Florida curio shop curio shop anyway, they've been
arrested for selling human remains on Facebook marketplace. Kimberly Shopper
fifty two and Ashley Lelessi got arrested and charged with
a purchase or sale of human organs, tissue and bones.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Dude, this is something.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
When you hear the story, the reporters like, I've not
seen anything like this in seventeen years. They go on
to say police began looking into the store wicked Wonderland
is what it's called. Oh, back in December twenty twenty three,
they ever see the tip regard to business within the
city attempting to sell human bones, which is illegal, all right.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
The tip included.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Images from the store's Facebook page advertised with various human
bones for sale. The store was selling human skulls and
skull fragments, human clackle, scapula, human rib, human vertebrae, parcels,
(06:42):
skull pieces and what's crazy is the owner of Wicked Wonderland,
who said the store been selling human bones for several years,
was unaware that.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
It was prohibited in the state of Florida.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Like common sense wouldn't tell you you can't sell body parts.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
I mean, it seems a little questionable at least.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Right right, right, It's good that they looked into it.
There are actually there are ways you can sell body parts,
but there are some restrictions. I'm guessing these ladies, this
lady did not fifty crude discretion.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
She got arrested the last week if for not only
selling human remains on Facebook. She confirmed authorities that the
store featured multiple bones and bone fragments, all purchased from
private sellers, and she did have documentation for these transactions.
She couldn't provide it at the moment she was arrested
because she was going to jail. But yeah, it seems weird.
(07:46):
But they had no idea that it is illegal to
sell these. Even if you buy it from a private individual,
you still can't put it up on the shelf.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
To sell it. This is somebody's skull. That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I believe there are ways in some states that you can.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
If at one point they were medical, right, like had
they donated their body to science and they'd made a
skeleton for a medical reason, and then the medical reason
they know.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Long ate his leg. I do kind of remember that. Yeah, yeah,
he somehow found a loopo.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
He asked for his leg back, and then him and
his buddies barbecued.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
They ate it.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
All right, So well, you think that's weird. How about
a woman marrying a river?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Tell me more.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
The woman who married a.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
River says it's wedding bliss apart from when she broke
her legs swimming in.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
It sounds like domestic violence.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Meg Avon twenty eight was blessed in holy matrimony with
the filthy vomit deuced River Avon in the southwest of
England two years ago. She says that her and her
darling keep their romance alive and she's never been happier
because they were still in the honeymoon period. I'm still
pretty obsessed with the river. I wake up thinking about
(09:11):
the river. My life's going quite shaved by the river.
I'm always thinking about when I can next spend time
with the river. And then she goes on to say
I'm spending a lot of time with other rivers Oh,
but I think it's okay. They're all one, but it's
pretty fluid and open relationship. Horror.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Wait, she's cheating on her river with other rivers. Is
it fair to say she's chasing waterfalls?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I mean, is that or she just you know, her
nickname's Delta.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Shena stick with the lakes and rivers that she's used to.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Says she's right effected to very fluid relationship. I'll give
her that.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
She was spot on.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Uh she said, we all have a relationship to water,
but for me, it's a wifely sense. I think we
got a pretty strong connection and commitment to each other.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
You whack a doodle.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
She tied the knot with her river and a joyful
ceremony back in June seventeenth and twenty twenty three.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Yeah, she's a whack a doodle.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Uh yeah, I bet she smells really good too. Uh.
All right, so this is probably not gonna help any
egg situation. Semichuck on twenty four thousand pounds of eggs
burst into flames last Friday. Huh yeah, it says thankfully
nobody was hurt, but the eggs were a total loss
(10:54):
at an average price about six bucks per cardon. That's
about one hundred and fifteen thousand dollars worth of eggs.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
All of them were a loss.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I feel like a few of them in there had
to have been cooked absolutely perfectly. I mean a few
of them out of twenty four pounds.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Yeah, but I mean, do you really want eggs oreezy
off the pavement?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
I don't think so, you know.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I mean, if you showed up quick enough with some toast,
maybe you.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Can get something right. You know, all know scramble right,
there's perfectly running right here. It's like a gigantic omelet.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Anyway, they say it's unclear what caused the blaze. The
driver said he heard a noise coming from the truck
and then the fire broke out. I'm pretty suspicious of that, buddy. Lastly, well,
it's Tuesday, and Tuesday means another guy got naked at Disneyland.
(11:56):
So thirty eight year old man got completely naked. He
laying on Saturday night. He got him. I guess he
got him too a building and started running around the
awning outside of Tianna's Place. It's the restaurant from the
two thousand and nine to The Princess and the Frog.
I mean, at this point, it's like the Princess in
the Hog. It's in the sexy called New Orleans Square.
(12:20):
They're supposed to look like the French Quarter, so you know,
you can say a bunch of parents got the full
on bourbon experience right there. This guy was running around
on side streets and climbed a tree at one point.
The police say that he was on drugs Park security
events Katam and then the police department's to cover. They
(12:46):
didn't give a name, but said he's in Canada. He's
facing charge of trespassing public nudity and being under the
influence of narcotics.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Uh, you know, people were trying to that's the Disney character. Oh,
that's hilarious.
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