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November 20, 2025 16 mins
An AI Teddy Bear will talk to your kids about sex and how to find knives
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
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Speaker 2 (00:28):
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canteena craze. All items that, uh yeah, we're we're thrown
up there and apparely are pretty delicious.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Do they say what any of those are?

Speaker 2 (00:41):
The same damn seven things? They put it in everything.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Man, I was gonna say that doesn't give me any
indication as to what it is.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
It's a new name for the same six to seven ingredients.
Here's the deal. It's gonna have some beef, school has
some lettuce, tomato, a little bit of cheese. It's gonna
be in a soft show or a hard show with
some crunchy in the middle.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
And we're gonna call it bliss.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Uhuh. It's gonna have some sort of bean on there
with a sausa. And it was California's probably gonna have pineapple.
Yeah sure, probably some of that the canteen of craze
probably you know, probably getting pineapple. Uh, Brito bliss could
be anything.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
I know. That's why around if they said what was
in it different every day? What makes it bliss?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
It doesn't matter. It's the same freaking ingredients just wrapped
up called something stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
A tortilla filled with cotton candy.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
There you go. It looks like new studies say that
Viagara could well reverse deafness.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Oh really yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Uh. United Flat was forced at make an emergency landing
in Saint Louis on Sunday. Uh, due to I guess
a good reason. Uh what are the passengers claim that
his wife luggage had a bomb in it?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Oh yeah, that'll do it. Come on, man, why did
you do that to your wife mid flight?

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Right mid flight? By the way, my wife's luggage s
two k's got a bomb in it, you idiot? Like,
come on, anyway, they had to make your emergency land
in Saint Louis. That's gonna get everybody off the plane. Yep,
I'm gonna unpack everything, even if this is joking.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, that guy needs to be on the no fly
list forever, permanently. You lost your privileges.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, Peru is selling holiday theme nuggets. They're shaped like
candy canes and Christmas trees, which is more proof they
could smash as whole elbows either just about anything called chicken.
It's crazy. Oka eat the crap of these things. And
I'm guilty of it too. Yep, yep, damn chicken nugget.

(02:49):
That's not a chicken nigg that's just the ones that elbow.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
The ones that I bought that surprised me are the
seafood shaped chicken nuggets.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Seafood shaped nuggets.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
They're shaped like fish and whales and stuff. But one
of the fish looks like a shrimp. Do you like
about eating chicken by eating shrimp? What's going on here?

Speaker 2 (03:11):
You know it's the chicken of the sea as they
call it. We're big on the dinosaur ones. You know,
a lot of the dinosaur nuggets. So yeah, silly chicken nuggets.
That's really chicken nuggets. So this is God, this is disturbing,
especially now and all the things we know. A new

(03:32):
study and this was it was massive claims that AI
bots are one hundred percent indistinguishable from real people and
have been used to manipulate different public opinion polls, different
you name it. You could you could go from a

(03:53):
four you know, a one star business to a four
star business and a matter of a couple of AI
bot programs nowadays.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeap, So.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
We've reached the point of critical mass. He can't believe
anything that you see, read or have online. Now it sucks.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
It's time to get off the internet, quit your job,
go become a whitewater rafting guide or something.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
What's killing on? A business had to apologize for hiring
a Santa that got out of prison last year for
murdering his wife.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Oh wow.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
They said they didn't believe they needed to do a
background check. Look, a lot of were talked about this
earlier this morning. There's a lot of spots you probably
don't need to do a background check, to be honest,
but when.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
It comes to Santa, every Santa needs a background check.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
That's never been a more factual statement made. Every Santa
needs a background check? Are you crazy? What he killed
his wife? Pleated in sanity, spent out of oh ten
years in jail or something. Yeah, he's uh no, our

(05:09):
bad sit im saying is that and tell me what
you want for Christmas.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
I feel like there's something mentally wrong with every mall
Santa anyway, and some.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
People just do it because they enjoy it.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
But I'm right right, But that's where the background check
totally will filter those out.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely, And look it's you know, how
many kids are gonna be sitting on saying his lap.
You definitely need to do a background check. Uh. A
group of amateur well watchers off the coast of Washington.
They've gone viral because they're watching whales. They see a

(05:47):
little seal that ended up jumping under their boat on
the back of the boat and just hung out with
him because well, it was a scap of a pot
of killer whales. Oh and it's just said boom and
it just looked at I'm like, don't mind me. It
was gonna catch it right as cute as hell. And
the well is just like where to go, Where to go?
Where to go. I felt like, if they're true well watchers,

(06:12):
if the dude in there was like, let me just
shove that well or shove that sealed back of the water.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
You guys ready for a good up close and personal It.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Was ready to tell me when damn, it's ruthless. Now
I'm glad they didn't. It was cute Testla robotaxis. Uh so,
you guys know, these are the things that have a
real human in it. They get there's a real human
inside the robotaxi.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Right, they're supposed to maintain it, make sure nothing bad happens.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Well, that'll make a report. Three more crashes involved this
fleet of self driving model wise looks like last month,
bringing the total seven incident just three short months. So
seven crashes in three months, and apparently they're they're completing
some short trips. Uh. They they have relatively low mileage

(07:01):
on them, considering they've only been there for a sure
while there's only a small number of them. Tesla has
moved the human supervisor from the passenger seat where he
was originally placed at to the driver's seat. And you
know what, I'm.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Not sure why that wasn't done before. First off, you're
blocking up a valuable passenger seat. Second off, something happens,
what are you supposed to do? Hopover? Yeah, but we're
coming in hot.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
According to Electric that's the survey company, all of these
crashes took place after the car supervisor was moved to
the driver's seat.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Oh so they were doing better when he was in
the passenger seat.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
It doesn't state that. It doesn't say it doesn't say
that these were the drivers or the human's fault. It
just says that they've all taking place since he's been
moving to the driver's seat, which.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Means he's not doing his job. Well, you gotta hit
the brakes at some point, buddy.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
It's safe to say he got a little explaining dude,
like you look, man, you crashed again. Yeah, oh no,
that's pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
He's snapping, Hey, if you're.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
In the driver's seat, though, that's somewhat of a terrible job,
because it's terrified watching you crash in the crap like
you gotta be like, ah, crash. I don't know if
I want that job. It's like your crash test dummy,
all right, So speak of dummies. Forty four year old
man named Christopher Johnson got pulled over in Florida last week.

(08:43):
He was due his driving like an idiot, swerving crossing lanes,
driving in like oncoming traffic, said oh, let me get
over here, like this dude was a hammer. The police
finally stopped him. He was very drunk, couldn't stand on
his own and guess what was in his passenger seed
all kinds of empty open container.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Oh uh.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
The officer tried to check his eyes but by asking
him to keep his eyes you know, on his finger
as he moves from side to side. And Christophers said
that that's where I've always had a problem with ef D.
It's hard to follow finger. And he says, well, what's
your e f D your executive function disorder? And Christopher struggled.

(09:27):
He couldn't. He couldn't say any of us, I got this.
I gotta hop or something some I gotta have. Any Way,
the cop finally said, all right, yeah you got all
those didn't buy it. This is yeah, you're repaired and arrested.
Stupid ask come to find out he had prior convictions
for a few d uys and bam a suspended license.

(09:47):
So yeah, he was. He was an idiot. I mean,
come on, guys, all right. And then lastly this story
is creepy cells of an AI in a Teddy Bear suspended.
Either it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to
find knives seals them. An artificial intelligence enabled plush toy

(10:12):
has been suspended after it engaged in conversations around well
sexually explicit topics and offered potentially dangerous advice. And when
you read this, so it's the pronounce that kumor or
Kuma bear, Kuma k u m m A whatever this
bear is. It's an AI enabled toy and this code's

(10:35):
got a bunch of them too. It's a little sketchy,
to be honest. They said this, what's the company of
the group? This us some education, but anyway, they raised
concerns around inappropriate conversation topics, including discussions a sexual fetish
sexual fetishes such as how to light to match spanking.

(11:00):
It goes out to say ooh, listening to the description
of the saying ooh on their website says, Kumo, our
doable Bear combines advanced artificial intelligence with friendly interactive features.
Maybe the perfect friend for your kid. From lively conversations

(11:23):
to educational storytelling, this fellow toy adapts to your personality
and needs. It brings warmth, fun, and a little extra
curiosity to your day.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
I believe that's the exact same thing that came from
the Megan trailer.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Yeah right, It's like, damn, that's somewhat creepy behaped.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
So they found that this article post November thirteen found
that the bear had very poor safeguards for inappropriate content.
Researchers said it it suggested where to find knives, and
it was happy to discuss sexually explicit themes. It says,
we were surprised to find out how quickly this cuma

(12:11):
would take a single sexual topic we introduced into the
conversation and run with it, simultaneously escalating in very graphic
detail while introducing new sexual concepts of its own.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
So they put the spark into its mind. It wasn't
like they opened it up and first thing out of
the gate, it's like, hey, you should put up a
sex swing. Yeah yeah, yeah, So they actually had to
introduce they do something.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Sure. The researchers detailed how the bear discussed even more
graphic sexual topics in detail, such as explaining different sex physicians,
giving the step by step instructions uncommon you know, not
for beginners, if you will, type stuff for tying up

(13:05):
a partner, describing roleplay dynamics of having teachers, students and
parents and children, uh, scenarios it disturbingly brought up itself,
says while the researchers noted that children are unlikely to
mention a single word like kink to their teddy Bear.

(13:27):
They didn't have to ask it follow up questions in
any way that an adult would have to ask follow
up questions. It was surprisingly, they said. It was surprising
to us that the toy was willing to discuss these
topics at length and continually introduce them along with other
explicit concepts, without any other nodding towards the topic. So,

(13:52):
I mean, you.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Know, I'd like to see the full transcripts of how
this played out, especially the knives part, Like, oh, how
you were crying there? Have you thought of knives?

Speaker 2 (14:02):
I know, no, but at the same I understand that.
But at the same time, you know, if a kid
tells teddy Bet to spank me and it goes off
on some sexual you canna be like, hey, what right?

Speaker 1 (14:14):
That's why I want to know how much prodding they
gave the yeah. But still, that's creepy.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
That's a that tell me that's not a movie plot line,
right there, little creepy ass teddy Bear. He goes off perverted,
he was a monkey. Imagine the mum raids. You would
have like what like oh hello, man, it it is
weird that this is yet again, there's so many warning
signs that we were like, hey, I don't want to

(14:42):
throw up a red flag, but here's a hundred more
of them.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
You know, is not your grandpa's Teddy Ruckspin.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
This is like everything about this is bad. Yet hey, man,
give this kid your stuffy. It's gonna learn everything about
his personality.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
What So, Normally I wouldn't think that it's a big
deal leaving it with a kid, But if it's recording
all the time, maybe the kid isn't the only one
using that room. Somebody else comes in, messes with the
algorithm all of a sudden.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Man, And if you know it's over, If you know teenagers,
they gonna be asking that teddy bear preferred stuff just
to steer in that direction. That's an old brother prance,
an older brother prank for sure. One hundred and then
the little kid's gonna get a trouble. A eight year
old teddy Beary's gonna be like, oh, I didn't ask that, mom,
and dad has just got the vein in the forehead.

(15:33):
You know what she talks to this teddy bear about.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Oh God, they just need to get it to know
the phrase. I think you need to talk to your
dad about that one.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Man. Yeah, i'mnna shooting a lot of Teddy Bears. Apparently
it's a creepy story. Seven thirty six Pod on the way. Oh,
there's a couple of things we gotta talk about. Look,
I'm gonna need your opinion on them. Two things actually
I gotta share with you guys. But I might have
lost I may I'm gonna let you guys decide. I

(16:07):
may have lost my head coaching job as a kid's
soccer coach. I know a little bunk about it, and
who I lost it to. I'll just take the breath.
Hang on, just y'all, just hold on.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
If it's Pele, I hope you let him take it.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
No, it's not Pele. Far worse than Pele.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Worse than yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know Pele is
even so alive, do I.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
That's why it's worse.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
Uh no, man, it's too it's to her. Oh no, really,
just to her. Pele died three d three years ago.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Yeah, yeah, so much worse.
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