October 30, 2025 • 15 mins
Another monkey has gotten loose. This time in a Spirit Halloween store.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine KBP I and your show time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Y'all all stop, Yeah you are Stupid stories.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Brought to you by steal and Steel Dealers dot Com.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
We asked chat gpt about her names for rockmand We
got a couple of good ones Man Twisted Wire and
Whiskey Midnight Frequency. Another one, Ghosts of the main Frame,
Ghost of the main Frame. That's a good one too.
We're deciding what today's AI song should be because for
(00:36):
the first time in thirty five years, there is no
rap songs in the top forty of the Hot one hundred.
I know it sounds weird. That's a that's a crazy
stat Wow, what the what happened to rap?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah? I guess we're gonna have to come up with a.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Rap Shaboozy ruined it on.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
We're bringing a rap back here on KVPR.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
We're gonna stay it. Maybe a monkey song today needs
to be a rap song? Yeah all right, Carrian carrying Shadowed.
That was a great song. I'm telling you about two
thirds of US adults will celebrate Halloween in some way
this year, says just five percent. Adults say they will
pass out healthy snacks. Look if you pass out healthy snacks,
(01:17):
you deserve to get beat up. I'm just saying you
deserve slapped in the face, punched the face, elbow drop,
Like somebody should do something so that you don't ever
distribute to healthy snacks again.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Egg prices have dropped to levels where you can't afford
to give out raisins this year.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Right right, egg price is a drop. So again Democrats
have another bitch about it. Yeah, healthy snacks will get you, uh,
we'll get you treated not necessarily the best of ways. Here,
here's an apple, I don't think so you go in
there and find me a snicker quick. Halloween candy halls, well,
(01:55):
apparently they're gonna be a little bit smaller. Oh yeah,
candy prices twenty twenty all right, they've jumped seventy eight
percent and apparently they look a little different this year
because people are swapping chocolate out for cheaper alternatives. But
the next door says, non chocolate candy is taking to
lead this Halloween. So which is it? Are they doing
(02:15):
because they have to or is it because gummies and
other colorful sweets have well have toppled chocolate. It's big
chocolate going to lobby for Big Big Law changes. Chocolate
share of Halloween candy sells drop from fifty two to
forty four percent this year, according to early returns, but
chocolate is still a favorite. A team of researchers in
(02:38):
China claims to have created an artificial tongue. A tongue
Calm down feminists. It quickly can detect how much spice
level is in a food. See you thought you get
your mind Not it's for spicy food.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Oh okay.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
A woman is demanding fifty thousand dollars some SeaWorld because
a duck hit in the face while she was riding
a roller coaster, apparently knocked her unconscious. Hey, scoop, what's
that thing you do to avoid things where sometimes if
I drop a little bit lower? What's this thing called
when I do this? When I drop down here?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Would that be a duck?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
It's a duck, scoop, Yes, it's a duck.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
How do you get hit in the face by one
of those?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
That's what I was thinking, like, Hey lady, like I
was SeaWorld gonna control the flight pattern of a duck.
Let alone, you could have well, you could have ducked.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
One of the two needs to needs a name change
because of this situation. Right here, they are probably yelling duck,
duck yeah, and she's like, oh, there is a duck.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I've always wanted to taste one. And who would have
guessed the duck would have been a sea world Anyway,
I thought it was funny. It's y'all's fault. I need
to see somebody. I need money out of there. So
I wonder if y'all need to control the flat pattern
(04:10):
of ducks.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
So Fabio got hit in the face by I believe
it was a seagull, that same thing riding a roller coaster,
right yep? Did he sue?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
No, because he's a man. A woman in New York
got arrested for vandalizing a car with condiments. Apparently she
threw ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise and eggs all over a car
in New York.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Okay, I mean cheating X or just a random car just.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I don't know. I don't know. I'm trying to look up.
I don't have my phone on today. But I was like, man,
surely there's a car name that you could make into
a delicious Omelet uh, dude, tell me this has Oh
this is gonna be great. How awesome is this. China
has introduced the new role requiring influencers to have official
(05:03):
quote qualifications like license before discussing sensitive subjects like you know, medicine, law, education, finance,
all kinds of stuff on social media. So yeah, yeah,
that's that's gonna work out great for Everybody's got an opinion.
Fifty three percent of Americans don't like asking for help,
(05:28):
and you know what that's us. Yeah, gen zers and
millennials were the best about asking for help, whereas gen
xers and boomers were the absolute worst about it.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I'll figure it out myself.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Well, I got this crowley growley grawl. A ring cam
caught a woman. I mean, honestly, she was she was
punching a bunch of Halloween witches and she was doing
it in the most like happiest way. It's like gleefully
punching these witches. Yeah, okay, okay, you know what, I
(06:09):
was all right with it. I'm like, well, I mean
maybe she needs the bluff of those team, and it's
just cute bunch of women punch.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Right, right, as long as you're not damaging, go ahead,
go ahead and give them a little bop.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah right, I mean they bounce right back most of
the time. Uh, coming up a story about Halloween hater
where they didn't bounce back. Oh in the meantime, how
about this a United Airlines flight Chicago. It's the laid
for more than four hours because the flight attendant started fighting.
You know what, I'd be all right with that. I'm like,
if I'm going to get the laid, and it's because
(06:43):
like something like that happened. Dude, I hope they were
rolling video or cell phone onto something. I would see
some flight attendants throw down, right, Like, dude, that would awesome.
Like two flight attendants, Oh, come on, they're there for
our safety. Let's see them just mug each other.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Up right, probably been on the airplane together for way
too long, Right, they've been cute and cordial to each other.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
For way too long. Yeah, Like, I hate how he
does in announcements. Did I no, big bitch? You skewed
down that way? I'm sure it was just two women
just like going at it.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I automatically assumed women as well.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Oh oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
I don't know if it said it in the story,
and that's why I picked it up, but I flat
out was like, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
I mean I'm gonna be honest, I'll do some research.
I just assumed maybe that's maybe that's wrong on my part,
but I'm just assuming it's a couple of girls man
going to blows. All right, bitch, that's enough. And you're like,
whoa sitting in the chairs. You're like, I was going
about to buckle up. Now I'm an unbuckle because I'm
(07:53):
maybe to get out of these women's. Wait, that'd be awesome.
I'm just saying. A mom says her son was asking
Tesla's grock Ai chat By about soccer. Wait when it
damn when it told him to send nude pics. That's
(08:16):
a little aggressive. I'm just saying. I mean, hey, it's weird,
but making songs is great. All right, So we're gonna
get naked. This man facing charges please say he chased
after people while naked at Walmart, And look, I'm gonna
(08:37):
give you a story and then I'm gonna tell you
what time it happened. All this is a ride. He learned.
The man to taking off all his clothes and began
chasing customers inside the store. The man was arrested at
the store and polease say he was under the influence.
Yeah you think so? All right, give me the time.
What time.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Under the influen makes me think afternoon? So I'm gonna
go twelve fifteen a lunchtime, right afternoon. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Uhh okay, uh, now you little bit off. This is
more like a breakfast drunk running. Oh he did this
at nine in the morning, ninety morning dude scattering his
clothes to the wind and going for a freebie route
like riding running in Walmart, chasing customers.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
It says, nine am.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Huh at nine am, I feel like when that's when
the old people in there walking or something. Did you
see some nega dude running down the hall chasing me
at Walmart? I'm gonna bust that dude up, wrong aisle,
dumb ass. All right. Some guy walked up to a
Halloween yard display in Seattle on Tuesday and set the
(09:49):
damn thing on fire. A neighbor across the street chase
him off. It happened at one in the morning. The
people who live there are known for their you know,
massive elaborate display each and every year. Everybody loves it,
well almost everybody loves it. But this dude walked up
by one in the morning. He kicked down a coffin
it was propped up, and then he dragged the Bob
(10:12):
Ross skeleton into the coffin. Not Bob Ross, Yes, Bob
Ross the painter. Yeah, he's about to have a happy
accident of a different cun he. Well, he threw Bob
at least bob skeleton in the coffin, doused it with
(10:32):
some some sort of and then well he lived on fire.
Bob was burning. The guy started grabbing smaller decorations and
tossing all of them on top of the Bob Ross
skelton that was burning and lit on fire. Then the
fire spread to the bush that was beside all the
Halloween displays. It actually could have caught the house on fire.
(10:53):
A neighbor across the street only noticed because he saw
his cat staring out the window.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Cats will always stare at evil like that.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Because they want to join in on it. They're over
there commending it. They're over like, wow, I wish I
could kill with you, because that's how cats think. Anyway,
he chased the guy down the street while other neighbors
put the fire out side note it also started raining
right then, so that hell too. Oh it's not clear
that the cops. Every leads, but the story does well.
It's got a happy accident ending, if you will. A
(11:25):
bunch of neighbors came up next day to help clean
things up. About new decorations, replace the ones that burn down,
even replaced the Bob ross skeleton. Oh thank you. Neighbors.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Can't hold us down, right?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Who's gonna burn by ross Man? You deserve to die.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Maybe he was mistaken for another Afro skeleton you think.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
I don't think so? All right? Lastly, another monkey story,
Monkey on the run, got this good song. Our monkey
story today comes out out of Texas in a Spirit
Halloween store. How awesome is this? It's a a monkey
(12:10):
in a Spirit Halloween store in Plano, Texas. And apparently
this monkey spent like thirty to forty minutes just swinging
from the rafters and the poles like I'm free. Oh so,
I bet you're thinking yourself, how did the monkey get
in the Spirit Halloween store? Scouse?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
How did the monkey get into the Spirit Halloween store?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I'm glad you asked this monkey was a pet. Oh
at first, people wasn't even sure the damn monkey was real.
But you know it's a Spirit Alloween store. I can
imagine that sure, Like, is that a damn monkey? You
go in to Spirit Alloween? You never know what to
go see? Like, what the they got a monkey in
the Spirit Halloween store?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
It?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
This is awesome? I want that decoration? Right? How much
is he Anyway? The fact that he was wearing a
diaper was kind of a dead giveaway. We just say
the monkey got spooked by an Anna Trump display.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I could see that, and he got.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Away from his owner. So big ass like Chucky Cheese
display or a skelt Maybe it's a Bible rock Skelton
launches out of the monkey. He gets right and he
jumps in the raptors and starts going crazy. Employees weren't
able to corrab the monkey, and they had to call
the cops. Now on one, watch your emergency. Monkey on
(13:24):
the run. Eventually, the monkey's owner was able to bride
the monkey down using a cookie and he was able
to regain control crazy spooked monkey. I feel like as
a monkey owner, you gotta come with snacks. Man. You
don't want to say you gotta be armed with snacks
(13:44):
all the time because you never know when that crazy
ape is gonna get get away and be like, yo,
come here, monkey, man.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Do you think that monkey is a service animal or
do you think it's a straight up pat?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
I mean, it's a monkey. It's got to be a
service animal.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
In case you were wondering, spirit Halloween's policy is no pats,
but it's a monkey. Service animals are allowed.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yeah, I think. I feel like every monkey is a
service animal, you know, just by the fact that they're a.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Monkey's got a posable thumbs.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Man, he's doubinitly a sirt. Hand me a beer monkey, Right,
he's got to help out, even if he's your pet.
He's a service animal. He's gonna do some service. Right,
He's got apposable thumbs. Let him be. He's a that's
a service animal. Uh. Anyway, the monkey was not hurt.
(14:44):
Neither was anyone else doing the chaos. Uh. It wouldn't
like he had the herp or anything like that. Hepatitis
beer or the COVID officers say no humans were in danger.
Although it's funny because when the monkey first got loose,
a bunch of cosmers ran out the store like, ah,
like it's King Kong in there. Oh, that is funny.
(15:09):
Would you run from a store if it had a
monkey loose in it.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I'm not leaving the store, but I'm not staying in
the general vicinity of the monkey. I'm staying out of
Pooh range.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
That is where you and I did for why.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
You you you're closing in on the monkey.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I'm most definitely closing I was like, yo, monkey, Oh,
I want to help catch it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, most definitely.
I'm grabbing ant hook something. I'm like, can we tackle it?
I don't know monkey. I'll be seeing monkey on the
run the whole time, too.
One o seven nine KBP I and your show time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Y'all all stop, Yeah you are Stupid stories.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Brought to you by steal and Steel Dealers dot Com.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
We asked chat gpt about her names for rockmand We
got a couple of good ones Man Twisted Wire and
Whiskey Midnight Frequency. Another one, Ghosts of the main Frame,
Ghost of the main Frame. That's a good one too.
We're deciding what today's AI song should be because for
(00:36):
the first time in thirty five years, there is no
rap songs in the top forty of the Hot one hundred.
I know it sounds weird. That's a that's a crazy
stat Wow, what the what happened to rap?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah? I guess we're gonna have to come up with a.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Rap Shaboozy ruined it on.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
We're bringing a rap back here on KVPR.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
We're gonna stay it. Maybe a monkey song today needs
to be a rap song? Yeah all right, Carrian carrying Shadowed.
That was a great song. I'm telling you about two
thirds of US adults will celebrate Halloween in some way
this year, says just five percent. Adults say they will
pass out healthy snacks. Look if you pass out healthy snacks,
(01:17):
you deserve to get beat up. I'm just saying you
deserve slapped in the face, punched the face, elbow drop,
Like somebody should do something so that you don't ever
distribute to healthy snacks again.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Egg prices have dropped to levels where you can't afford
to give out raisins this year.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Right right, egg price is a drop. So again Democrats
have another bitch about it. Yeah, healthy snacks will get you, uh,
we'll get you treated not necessarily the best of ways. Here,
here's an apple, I don't think so you go in
there and find me a snicker quick. Halloween candy halls, well,
(01:55):
apparently they're gonna be a little bit smaller. Oh yeah,
candy prices twenty twenty all right, they've jumped seventy eight
percent and apparently they look a little different this year
because people are swapping chocolate out for cheaper alternatives. But
the next door says, non chocolate candy is taking to
lead this Halloween. So which is it? Are they doing
(02:15):
because they have to or is it because gummies and
other colorful sweets have well have toppled chocolate. It's big
chocolate going to lobby for Big Big Law changes. Chocolate
share of Halloween candy sells drop from fifty two to
forty four percent this year, according to early returns, but
chocolate is still a favorite. A team of researchers in
(02:38):
China claims to have created an artificial tongue. A tongue
Calm down feminists. It quickly can detect how much spice
level is in a food. See you thought you get
your mind Not it's for spicy food.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Oh okay.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
A woman is demanding fifty thousand dollars some SeaWorld because
a duck hit in the face while she was riding
a roller coaster, apparently knocked her unconscious. Hey, scoop, what's
that thing you do to avoid things where sometimes if
I drop a little bit lower? What's this thing called
when I do this? When I drop down here?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Would that be a duck?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
It's a duck, scoop, Yes, it's a duck.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
How do you get hit in the face by one
of those?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
That's what I was thinking, like, Hey lady, like I
was SeaWorld gonna control the flight pattern of a duck.
Let alone, you could have well, you could have ducked.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
One of the two needs to needs a name change
because of this situation. Right here, they are probably yelling duck,
duck yeah, and she's like, oh, there is a duck.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I've always wanted to taste one. And who would have
guessed the duck would have been a sea world Anyway,
I thought it was funny. It's y'all's fault. I need
to see somebody. I need money out of there. So
I wonder if y'all need to control the flat pattern
(04:10):
of ducks.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
So Fabio got hit in the face by I believe
it was a seagull, that same thing riding a roller coaster,
right yep? Did he sue?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
No, because he's a man. A woman in New York
got arrested for vandalizing a car with condiments. Apparently she
threw ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise and eggs all over a car
in New York.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Okay, I mean cheating X or just a random car just.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I don't know. I don't know. I'm trying to look up.
I don't have my phone on today. But I was like, man,
surely there's a car name that you could make into
a delicious Omelet uh, dude, tell me this has Oh
this is gonna be great. How awesome is this. China
has introduced the new role requiring influencers to have official
(05:03):
quote qualifications like license before discussing sensitive subjects like you know, medicine, law, education, finance,
all kinds of stuff on social media. So yeah, yeah,
that's that's gonna work out great for Everybody's got an opinion.
Fifty three percent of Americans don't like asking for help,
(05:28):
and you know what that's us. Yeah, gen zers and
millennials were the best about asking for help, whereas gen
xers and boomers were the absolute worst about it.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I'll figure it out myself.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Well, I got this crowley growley grawl. A ring cam
caught a woman. I mean, honestly, she was she was
punching a bunch of Halloween witches and she was doing
it in the most like happiest way. It's like gleefully
punching these witches. Yeah, okay, okay, you know what, I
(06:09):
was all right with it. I'm like, well, I mean
maybe she needs the bluff of those team, and it's
just cute bunch of women punch.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Right, right, as long as you're not damaging, go ahead,
go ahead and give them a little bop.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah right, I mean they bounce right back most of
the time. Uh, coming up a story about Halloween hater
where they didn't bounce back. Oh in the meantime, how
about this a United Airlines flight Chicago. It's the laid
for more than four hours because the flight attendant started fighting.
You know what, I'd be all right with that. I'm like,
if I'm going to get the laid, and it's because
(06:43):
like something like that happened. Dude, I hope they were
rolling video or cell phone onto something. I would see
some flight attendants throw down, right, Like, dude, that would awesome.
Like two flight attendants, Oh, come on, they're there for
our safety. Let's see them just mug each other.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Up right, probably been on the airplane together for way
too long, Right, they've been cute and cordial to each other.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
For way too long. Yeah, Like, I hate how he
does in announcements. Did I no, big bitch? You skewed
down that way? I'm sure it was just two women
just like going at it.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I automatically assumed women as well.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Oh oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
I don't know if it said it in the story,
and that's why I picked it up, but I flat
out was like, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
I mean I'm gonna be honest, I'll do some research.
I just assumed maybe that's maybe that's wrong on my part,
but I'm just assuming it's a couple of girls man
going to blows. All right, bitch, that's enough. And you're like,
whoa sitting in the chairs. You're like, I was going
about to buckle up. Now I'm an unbuckle because I'm
(07:53):
maybe to get out of these women's. Wait, that'd be awesome.
I'm just saying. A mom says her son was asking
Tesla's grock Ai chat By about soccer. Wait when it
damn when it told him to send nude pics. That's
(08:16):
a little aggressive. I'm just saying. I mean, hey, it's weird,
but making songs is great. All right, So we're gonna
get naked. This man facing charges please say he chased
after people while naked at Walmart, And look, I'm gonna
(08:37):
give you a story and then I'm gonna tell you
what time it happened. All this is a ride. He learned.
The man to taking off all his clothes and began
chasing customers inside the store. The man was arrested at
the store and polease say he was under the influence.
Yeah you think so? All right, give me the time.
What time.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Under the influen makes me think afternoon? So I'm gonna
go twelve fifteen a lunchtime, right afternoon. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Uhh okay, uh, now you little bit off. This is
more like a breakfast drunk running. Oh he did this
at nine in the morning, ninety morning dude scattering his
clothes to the wind and going for a freebie route
like riding running in Walmart, chasing customers.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
It says, nine am.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Huh at nine am, I feel like when that's when
the old people in there walking or something. Did you
see some nega dude running down the hall chasing me
at Walmart? I'm gonna bust that dude up, wrong aisle,
dumb ass. All right. Some guy walked up to a
Halloween yard display in Seattle on Tuesday and set the
(09:49):
damn thing on fire. A neighbor across the street chase
him off. It happened at one in the morning. The
people who live there are known for their you know,
massive elaborate display each and every year. Everybody loves it,
well almost everybody loves it. But this dude walked up
by one in the morning. He kicked down a coffin
it was propped up, and then he dragged the Bob
(10:12):
Ross skeleton into the coffin. Not Bob Ross, Yes, Bob
Ross the painter. Yeah, he's about to have a happy
accident of a different cun he. Well, he threw Bob
at least bob skeleton in the coffin, doused it with
(10:32):
some some sort of and then well he lived on fire.
Bob was burning. The guy started grabbing smaller decorations and
tossing all of them on top of the Bob Ross
skelton that was burning and lit on fire. Then the
fire spread to the bush that was beside all the
Halloween displays. It actually could have caught the house on fire.
(10:53):
A neighbor across the street only noticed because he saw
his cat staring out the window.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Cats will always stare at evil like that.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Because they want to join in on it. They're over
there commending it. They're over like, wow, I wish I
could kill with you, because that's how cats think. Anyway,
he chased the guy down the street while other neighbors
put the fire out side note it also started raining
right then, so that hell too. Oh it's not clear
that the cops. Every leads, but the story does well.
It's got a happy accident ending, if you will. A
(11:25):
bunch of neighbors came up next day to help clean
things up. About new decorations, replace the ones that burn down,
even replaced the Bob ross skeleton. Oh thank you. Neighbors.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Can't hold us down, right?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Who's gonna burn by ross Man? You deserve to die.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Maybe he was mistaken for another Afro skeleton you think.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
I don't think so? All right? Lastly, another monkey story,
Monkey on the run, got this good song. Our monkey
story today comes out out of Texas in a Spirit
Halloween store. How awesome is this? It's a a monkey
(12:10):
in a Spirit Halloween store in Plano, Texas. And apparently
this monkey spent like thirty to forty minutes just swinging
from the rafters and the poles like I'm free. Oh so,
I bet you're thinking yourself, how did the monkey get
in the Spirit Halloween store? Scouse?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
How did the monkey get into the Spirit Halloween store?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I'm glad you asked this monkey was a pet. Oh
at first, people wasn't even sure the damn monkey was real.
But you know it's a Spirit Alloween store. I can
imagine that sure, Like, is that a damn monkey? You
go in to Spirit Alloween? You never know what to
go see? Like, what the they got a monkey in
the Spirit Halloween store?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
It?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
This is awesome? I want that decoration? Right? How much
is he Anyway? The fact that he was wearing a
diaper was kind of a dead giveaway. We just say
the monkey got spooked by an Anna Trump display.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I could see that, and he got.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Away from his owner. So big ass like Chucky Cheese
display or a skelt Maybe it's a Bible rock Skelton
launches out of the monkey. He gets right and he
jumps in the raptors and starts going crazy. Employees weren't
able to corrab the monkey, and they had to call
the cops. Now on one, watch your emergency. Monkey on
(13:24):
the run. Eventually, the monkey's owner was able to bride
the monkey down using a cookie and he was able
to regain control crazy spooked monkey. I feel like as
a monkey owner, you gotta come with snacks. Man. You
don't want to say you gotta be armed with snacks
(13:44):
all the time because you never know when that crazy
ape is gonna get get away and be like, yo,
come here, monkey, man.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Do you think that monkey is a service animal or
do you think it's a straight up pat?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
I mean, it's a monkey. It's got to be a
service animal.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
In case you were wondering, spirit Halloween's policy is no pats,
but it's a monkey. Service animals are allowed.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yeah, I think. I feel like every monkey is a
service animal, you know, just by the fact that they're a.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Monkey's got a posable thumbs.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Man, he's doubinitly a sirt. Hand me a beer monkey, Right,
he's got to help out, even if he's your pet.
He's a service animal. He's gonna do some service. Right,
He's got apposable thumbs. Let him be. He's a that's
a service animal. Uh. Anyway, the monkey was not hurt.
(14:44):
Neither was anyone else doing the chaos. Uh. It wouldn't
like he had the herp or anything like that. Hepatitis
beer or the COVID officers say no humans were in danger.
Although it's funny because when the monkey first got loose,
a bunch of cosmers ran out the store like, ah,
like it's King Kong in there. Oh, that is funny.
(15:09):
Would you run from a store if it had a
monkey loose in it.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I'm not leaving the store, but I'm not staying in
the general vicinity of the monkey. I'm staying out of
Pooh range.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
That is where you and I did for why.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
You you you're closing in on the monkey.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I'm most definitely closing I was like, yo, monkey, Oh,
I want to help catch it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, most definitely.
I'm grabbing ant hook something. I'm like, can we tackle it?
I don't know monkey. I'll be seeing monkey on the
run the whole time, too.
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