Bathroom Camping: When you just need a few minutes to yourself.

Bathroom Camping:  When you just need a few minutes to yourself.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
One seven nine kbp I and your show time for
stupid stories.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop yeah, stop, yes, you are storage butt.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
You buy the Summer of Loud that's going on tomorrow.
If you haven't heard, doors are at two. Show starts
at three o'clock. But there is a bunch of bands.
There's Eye Prevail, Bear Tooth, Kill, Switch, Engage, Parkway Drive,
The Devil Wears, Proud of the Amity, Affliction, Alpha Wolf,
Kingdom of Giants, all act subject to change.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Geez.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
But show starts at three tomorrow. Rain or Shine at
the Junkyard. All right, three o'clock. Wow, all right, let's see,
let's get on with it. Well, this is kind of news.
Yesterday President Jump was hosted the USC Fight at the
White House. I feel like that's the first time somebody

(00:52):
at the White House exchange blows since what's the name
Minica Lewinsky was it? I'll be put Jake Paul against
Mitch McConnell, just saying, let's see. Kylie Jenner's private jets
to the Bezos wedding released as much CO two into
the air as if you drove your car around the world.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Oh no, those trace times?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Really Yeah, she's just one of the many jets. She's
she's got a pretty big jet.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
But yeah, they were like ninety one jets or something there,
and that nuts think about anyway, Do as they say,
not as they do. Detroit tops the list for the
most stressed cities in the world.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Detroit.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Huh yeah. Saw a video this shootout that was that
went down in Detroit over the July fourth weekend. It
was insane. It was wild west Man, have you seen
that video? Oh my god, just people firing from across
the street and driving down the road. It's just like
people like diving on the patio, just like round rounds, clips.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
And guns not fireworks.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah, oh guns.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
There was a road rage incident in southern California where
I think this is pretty funny. One of the people
involved left the scene with the keys to the other
driver's car.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Oh that is pretty quickt that's hysterical, Like you you
took my keys? What do you do there? And then
he just jumped in his ride and took off.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yeah, like, what do you do there? Nicks your keys?
Cul That's some explaining, isn't it. Like how many times
you guys have to explain that story?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
So we are road raging. Okay, and then.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah, and then it's hilarious. It's good, good tactic. There
you go. A man is getting backlash because there's a
TikTok of him continuing to participate in a fitness event
even after his partner slash grew friend passed out. She
was getting treated by the paramedics. He's finishing the event.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
What kind of event is it.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
It's a fitness event, like a you know, CrossFit events. Deal. Anyway,
here's the deal. The woman allegedly commented, saying that she
wanted him to continue because they trained together. She wanted
him to continue for them because they trained together to
try to do it right. She just passed out, and look,

(03:33):
should should the girlfriend be responsible for pulling him out
of the race because she can't handle it? I?

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Oh no, I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
You think it's okay for him continue.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
If Julie and I were doing some sort of an
event like this, I'd finish. I'd be like, go get
your metal call attention. I'm not a doctor. I can't
help you. Right, I'm going to finish this. We'll meet
up here in about twenty minutes.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Oh and by the way, you're weak, all right? So
here's a side hustle that we may may want to
look at for this city. A woman in New York.
Her side hustle is a car sitter car senter. She
charges about fifty bucks to wait with somebody's car fro

(04:20):
up to ninety minutes and move it for stuff like
street cleaning or whatever. And here's what's crazy. Woman has
tons of clients because her service costs much less than
a parking ticket.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Okay, car sitter. It's like, if you're going to get
a haircut and you know you're going to be parking
in a place where street sweeping is going on, you'd
hire her to send it.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Or just if there's no parking around, she just takes
your car somewhere else, comes and get you when you're whatever,
you're ready, and then you just let her walk home.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
I guess, almost like a valet service. Yeah, wherever you're at.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah, she calls herself a car senter.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
All right, fifty bucks an hour. Yeah, probably can listen
to the radio.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah or whatever. H heart, I mean for a sidos,
what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (05:17):
I'm sitting like people watching, just watch people walk by.
I know, all right, I'm going to do it.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Oh, let's see women in New York City's uh no,
where's the Wisconsin? Oh? Yeah, here it is a man
from Wisconsin. He's in custody after cleaning the scene of
an accident on Sunday. He did so by swimming across
the lake. Oh not bad, man, They won't follow me here. Yeah.
People are now using AI chatbots to guide them through

(05:49):
psychedelic trips. Would you leave that up to a chat
GPT or open AI or something like that. No, I
don't think so. Why your trip?

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Oh no, you have to have somebody you trust along
for that. Maybe if you don't have anybody to trust
and you still want to do it. I don't know, though.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
If you don't have anybody that you could trust while
you do mushrooms, you probably shouldn't do mushrooms. All right,
let me tell you about a be attack. It happened
in France that left twenty four people injured, including three
people who were in critical condition. Oh damn, yeah, man,

(06:32):
it attacked a bee calling it attacked the whole town.
It looks like all right, how about this? That bride
created quite a controversy by sitting all of her quote
plus size guests at the same reception table and she
even called the table weight watchers. Oh oh, she said

(06:56):
it was a body positive thing, is it, though?

Speaker 1 (07:02):
I don't think you understand body positive?

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Right? Microsoft laid off nine thousand employees, and here's what
they suggested after they laid them off. Microsoft suggested they
use chat GPT for advice on their next jobs or
steps to find jobs. Oh boy, youch like, tell me

(07:25):
that's not lapping if wow? All right. The owners of
a pet lion got arrested after their lion jumped the
wall and attacked the one with two kids on the
other side.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
America, Pakistan.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Okay, uh yeah, I don't feel like a lion is
a good pet man trying to contain that, I don't
think so. Six foot privacy events please.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
It was a wall.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah, So this is new tic talk trend is actually
kind of funny. You ever noticed that when you hand
something to somebody while they're on the phone, they'll always
take it? Really, I mean this has kind of true, right,
you walk up to somebody while they're on the phone,
you try to hand them something, they always take it.

(08:16):
All right, Well, people are trying it out and then
posting the videos up online. It's actually it's actually pretty
damn funny. All right, so let me introduce you to
I don't know, I feel like this is an old habit,
but it's got a new term, if you will. It's well,
it's called bathroom camping. It's not trending on TikTok. It's

(08:39):
when the bathroom is your safe space, Like you don't
even need to use the toilet or the sink or whatever.
You just want to get away in a bathroom. People
do it at work when they want to quote avoid work,
but it's also done at parties, events, and even at home,
especially if you got kids or extended family says at

(09:00):
your house. Anyway, people on TikTok or bragging about it
and how it's well, it's an easy way to take
a mental break or hit the reset button. But if
you do it a lot, it could be part of
a larger issue. You might you might need to seriously
talk to somebody. But yeah, it's just a little, uh

(09:23):
little bathroom break.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
If you do too much, all your coworkers are gonna
be like, I think he's got something going on.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
There was this kid in writers wrestling class. The wrestling
coach make sure everybody use the bathroom before practice begins. Okay,
but this is the heavy set kid. He's always complained
about something. This kid has always complained about, especially if
they got to run or do any drills, exercise or whatever.
He's the first cry. He's the first cry kid too,

(09:53):
So he's that kid. Okay, Well, he told the coach.
He's like, coach, Coach, I gotta go, I gotta go poop.
The coaches like, I told you go to the bathroom before practice.
He's like, oh, sorry, I didn't know. So he goes
to the bathroom. He didn't come back bro till the
end of practice. That's why people don't like that.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
That's a safe space.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
It's like forty five to fifty minutes to take a dunk.
Come on, kid, you're ten, all right? How about this?
In the evening with Barack Obama costs more than an
evening with Beyonce. Yeah, Barack Obama goes down to London's
O two Arena September twenty fourth, and apparently tickets at

(10:39):
least these packages going for twenty four hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Beyonce was eleven hundred dollars, so it's less less than
half of Obama's price. Damn, that's crazy. VIP package includes
a photo opportunity. That's why probably cost so much. The
dog expected to sell out quickly. Beyonce ended up giving

(11:05):
tickets away through London food banks and failing to sell
sell Oliver a sixth date run, whereas uh, yeah, Barack
Obama maybe add an extra dates. He did got a
date in Ireland. That's a big chunk twenty four hundo
In Ireland, thirty year old convicted drug dealer named Tony

(11:25):
Rowe was caught selling drugs in the courtroom during his
own sentencing hearing for another case involving drugs.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
So this was during sentencing. They're telling him, Hey, you're
gonna spend this long in jail.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah he was. He's just in the back just he
was there dealing with the previous drug conviction. He was
caught selling drugs to another convict who was also in
the courtroom. I mean, dude, that's like remember when you
were in elementary school and you would get caught passing
notes and a teacher would sometimes read the note in
front of the class. Oh, it's kind of like that

(12:04):
if you get busted in court selling drugs, trying to
sell drugs while you're there for a drug selling case,
like you are extraordinarily stupid man. But the sale didn't
include marijuana xanax. The dealer apparently snuck the drugs inside
with him. He had over a hundred previous criminal convictions
for drug dealing and theft. Over a hundred. Then wow, well, obviously,

(12:30):
so he's singing so many drugs. He's doing it in
court man. Anyway, that's why they call them stupid stories.
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