Be on the lookout for some Salsa hitting the Black market

Be on the lookout for some Salsa hitting the Black market

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine KBP I and your show time
for stupid stories. Stop y'all, all stop. Yeah you are
stupid stories brought to you by steal and Steel Dealers
dot Com.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
All right, it's also National Noodle Days.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Scool Noodle Day, Noodle Day, yes, okay.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
For whatever reason, the latest train on TikTok is crabs
gathering in public to eat pudding with forks.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Okay, yep, putting with forks. It's gonna take more than
that to get me and come out and make a mob.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Uh you want to do what you imagine somebody describing, Hey, hey,
let's get together guys, and who're gonna meet up.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
With some mall? Sixteenth Street, sixteenth Street. This is perfect
for the relaunch. What are you gonna do? What are
you gonna doing?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
So we're all gonna have like snack packs of pudding
and then at noon we tear the lids off and
eat it with a fork.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Huh, It's gonna be fun. It's better will since I've
had a good snack pack, though, has it been? Wilson?

Speaker 2 (01:09):
You ate put him with a four. I guess that's
the weird thing about it.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
I can't remember the last time I had it with Bush.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Ladd is currently running a campaign where they're encouraging consumers
to legally change their name the Hunter.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Oh ask me why why should people legally change their
name Hunter?

Speaker 2 (01:27):
One lucky person who does will score nineteen years were
the Bush Beer?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
And what's the prize? That is the prize? I wonder
why it's nineteen years? Like what? Like, what's the deal?
I don't know. I just want to know what I'm
gonna have to do with all that beer. It's gonna
be a full time job pouring that down the dress Right.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Here. This guy sets out free beer every Monday. You're
not gonna believe it's. Everybody who calls campus loves this guy.
I have the same, Dude. It's like an endeavored road

(02:14):
where I live. Everybody there's this coming to called the
Sod Guy, and every once in a while they'll put
out a palette of sod and dude. The homeowners will
mug each other the sod. Imagine the college dudes like
that for push Like, sure, all right. People used to
tell couples don't go to bed angry, but you might
want to rethink that. One expert says couples shouldn't fight

(02:37):
when they're emotionally dysregulated, including being hungry, angry.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Lonely, or tired. Whatever. How about this game plan.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
There's a Thrist store in Australia that's getting a little
backlash for charging people five bucks to come in to
Thrist store, but it's refundable if they purchase something. Says
it's growing trend in Thrist.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Stores, guys into thrifting. I can see that.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Sure, I guess five dollars to inner. We saw application
fees last week becoming a trend for job for so
if you're looking for a job, you're.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
You gotta pay a fee application fee.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah. So now if you're wanting to buy something from
a store, you gotta pay to get in the store.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Things are changing, man.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
You know why because we accepted the tip jar drive.
Somebody caned is facing a pair of driving charge after
they were so stoned.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
How stoned were they, Willie? They called the.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Cops because they thought they were being followed.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Oh old paranoia going on?

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Huh whatever you said there, Parry normal. Yes, they got
so paranoid that they called the cops on them.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Sales basics live man.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
We're high as hell, but I swear this dude's following
us to teacher in Vermont's facing charges of bringing cocaine
to school. Apparently it's frowned upon in schools in Connecticut
or Vermont, not here.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Maybe it just didn't bring it up for the whole class.
Yeah right.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Right, I see you got one two, You've got two
rows covered.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
What about the third row? Where's their eight balls? You
didn't bring in them for staff?

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Asshole? Burger King's facing out the creepy King mascot.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Really yeah, the King's going away.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
He's a little creepy, wouldn't you say? It's a little weird, right,
a little odd big head.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Remember one says, I've been like, you know what I
want is Burger King because of the creepy King dude, and.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
What is he always smiling about? Eric Canada now offers
commmentary beer, wine and snacks to economy passengers.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Even Nore was this twenty year old kid who was
returning from New Jersey from Philly around three to twenty
in the morning. For whatever reason, his car sped through
the warning gates about the drawbridge going up. For whatever reason.
They still don't know why, but this guy, I guess
they thought he was, he thought he might jump the

(05:25):
drawbridge anyway, he crashed into it and.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Pronounced that at the scene. Oh yeah, it doesn't work
like that in the movies.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
No, it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
This is interesting.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
The second case that nine News has reported about in
the last month and a half, it's got named. Jim
Boyd says he parked the DIA on Thursday to drop
off his wife, who was flying in Germany.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
He spent twenty.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Seven minutes in the garage, which means he should have
been charged seven dollars. Okay, twenty seven minutes seven dollars,
but instead he drove through the exit gate. His credit
card notifications played out loud through his truck's audio system,
and he heard the Chase Bank notification that nineteen thousand,

(06:11):
eight hundred and twenty four dollars had just been charged
from Denver Parking to his credit card.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Ooh, that's a lot.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
My immediate thought was, Oh no, this is just like
what I heard on nine News.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
A month ago. I gotta feel he didn't say that.
It's a weird way of saying deer penthouse. I never
never thought it would happen to me anyway.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
That's what a Denver woman who's parked at DIA for Wow,
she was charged for fourteen hours? Was building more than
twenty three hundred bucks? Now in that case?

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Oh, kind of similar.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
In that case, her charge said that she parked from
June twenty fifth to August twenty ninth, but she'd only
parked there for fourteen hours. Them in the National Airport
issued a statement saying our review any case that this
is not widespread and the mistake to an entry ticket

(07:14):
had not been closed out in the system. Boyd's receipt
told a similar story, but even with you know, a
little bit of higher stakes. Basically showed that his car
entered the garage on June sixth. Okay, so it said
his garage, Well, his car entered the garage on June sixth,
But here's the problem. That meant that it would charge

(07:37):
him for more than one hundred and sixty nine thousand minutes,
like four months of basically being.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
There in the short term parking. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
It's funny because in the story goes I went back
and looked at my calendar and there was no way
I was at the IA on June sixth.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
I'm like, dude, you had to go back and look
at your calendars, noe, how often are you going? Anyway?

Speaker 2 (08:03):
It showed basically that two plates were nearly identical and
it couldn't distinguish between an eight and a B. And
there's the problem. It says, listen to this. This is
Dia said quote. Our third party contractor, laz Parking, worked

(08:25):
with the customer to immediately refund the nineteen thousand, eight
and twenty four thousand dollars to the customer's credit card.
We also refunded the actual parking fee.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Oh yeah, it's seven dollars. How nice of you.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, they were right, you know what, you keep to
seven dollars.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Man, We're sorry about that. They do that.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
It's like a They say, we refunded his actual parking
fee as an apology for our error.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
What they don't say is it's just a bigger hassle
to charge him that's seven dollars after the fact. Right.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Hey, look, man, I know we were gonna charge you
twenty thousand dollars for that seven dollars fee. But you
know what, man, let's just call it good. We're just
gonna call it good man. You just roll on anyway.
Here's some humble bragging by this guy. At the end
of the story, he says, listen to this boy says
that he and his wife were fortunate to have enough

(09:21):
credit available to absorb the nineteen thousand, eight and twenty
four dollars while waiting to refund.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
He said, other people, you know, they might.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Have had totally maxim out and create all kinds of problems. Somehow,
there's got to be some safeguards. But we were able
to absorb it with ours.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
What flex right, that's a little humble brag on his part.
You know, my credit was able to absorb that. Just
let you know I have a twenty thousand dollars credit
with it.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Right hold on here, We were able to sustain that.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Blame mixed people can't. I was swiping my black card
right all right.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
So on Friday night, Mark Sanchez got wasted in Indianapolis
forming an NFL quarterback. Up until this point, his most
embarrassing blemish I think would be the butt fumble. That's
all changed as of to day. He was in town
to work the Colts Raiders game, and boy, the Colts
put it on the Raiders. That was awesome, Like forty

(10:23):
or forty four to three years So it was embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Well.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Sometime after midnight Saturday morning, Sanchez got in a fight
with a sixty nine year old man. Sanchez is thirty
eight years old. Man. He slammed this dude in the wall,
threw him.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
On the ground.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
The man used pepper spray on Sanchez, so apparently that
didn't stop him, so he took out a knife and
stabbed the Sanchez two or three times, and Sanchez ran away.
So both men ended up in the hospital and now

(11:02):
Mark Sanchez is facing charges of battery with injury, unlawful
entry of a motor vehicle, and public intoxication.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
He was released from the hospital yesterday.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
I've not heard these statements from him, but I imagine
their coming.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Ye, he's got to address it. That's big news today.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Man.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
We saw a picture that is allegedly the guy who
he he assaulted, and he doesn't look like he's in
very good shape. That dude looks like he's sixty nine.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
It's like he got his ass kicked, but he's still
stabbed a couple of.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Times, right, I mean, the bear spray didn't repel him.
He must have been really drunk.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Damn. That's that's horrible for him. That's Uh, that's indeed
the case. He's his career is done.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Oh. Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Uh. And lastly, Windsor, Canada, there have been four tracking
trailers stolen in four months. It's like a it's like
a fast and furious one scene, right.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Oh, absolutely, there's a trend. Yeah, it's not just a
one off stolen truck.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Thieves are usually targeting expensive hauls like whiskey and beef.
The latest one is kind of strange though chuck and
trailer was stowing about it. We'd go is packed with
thirty five thousand dollars worth of salsa.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
The tchuck was later abandoned, but the trailer and saucer
are still missing. So it's unclear what kind of saucea
it is, but I'm gonna guess here. It is good.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Thirty five thousand dollars with of sausa.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Somebody has a keysing that and they're like, hey, I
got the sausa handled. It's unclear if the thieves if
that's what they were going after, if they got bad intel.
It was a kind of opportunity and they were they're
hoping for something more valuable anyway, man, I feel like
maybe they're really just super into the chips and sausa.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Avoid the black market. Salsa.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Police are asking for public's help if anybody who's suddenly
came in to a lot of sausa, there's hawking crates
the sauce sausa on social media. Contact authorities on Ontario.
That's funny. O't care you are amen, We'll buy some sausa.