September 11, 2025 • 7 mins
Chinese Couple got a Divorce because they couldn't agree on a name of the baby
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories. Stop that, y'all. Stop stupid story brought to
you by stealing steal Dealers dot Com.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
All right, let's get into it. Fifty seven year old
inmate in the UK. He threatened to shoot a prison officer,
had to be inserved. The baked potato for lunch. Damn
a little uh picky of an eater for an inmate.
I think, I.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Mean it was baked right raw potato. I could see
him baked pale pretty.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Good, especially loaded. Oh let's see does California woman facing
fillony charges for registering or dog to vote? Thought that
was kind of funny. Rapper Ludacris turned forty eight today.
You probably know him by his real name, Luda Christopher.
Now I'm just kidding. Australia has proved the first vaccine
(00:54):
to pro protect koala's from chlamydia. Oh what in case
you didn't know, I guess chlamydia is just running rapid
through the Koala bear population. They're big on chlamydia.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I love the clap they got a vaccine.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
All right, where do you think KOs he follows on
the list of chicken chains.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
He said we were talking the best chicken chains. Well,
Chick fil A has got to be at the top,
so uh we'll put KFC in a good solid.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Fourth last their last last, according to this last out
of how many, I don't know. I feel like, if
chicken is in your name, you gotta do better than last. Man. So,
I guess its a pretty funny video. I've not seen it,
but this is totally what. This totally defines gay men.
(01:48):
A gay dude, well, he hired a mariachi performer to
annoy his cheating husband as he was moving out, Like, hello,
that is that's his gaze? A gets it is awesome too.
I got admit, that's hilarious. A mariachi band, I mean
outside of Kencinetta's best example best, I guess purpose for
(02:12):
a mariachi band, Like, what better application to have than
than your cheating husband moving out?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Revenge or quitting your job? Those are the only other
things besides a keen Saneira that a Mariachi's good for.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Right, I mean, come on, that's pretty epic. Uh. Southern
California man with a history of arrest for sniffing women's booties.
He was known as the serial butt sniffer Kaylee's Crowder. Well,
he was ordered they finally sit into this guy. He
was ordered to serve one hundred and thirty five days
(02:48):
in the Los Angeles County Jail on Tuesday after admitting
to violating his parole. Now, this is the dude that
violated his pro He's put on parole for sniffing women's butt.
That's dude got busted in Norse from Rack and he
got busted again.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Had like a foot locker two weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah, just a couple weeks ago. And the pictures, the
videos of this dude how he was sniffing butts is
hysterical because he would just act like his time of shoe,
and it'd be a woman in front of him and
he would all long nose his neck. He'd be like,
just like way out there in the in the ether,
just behind her butt, nose is closed to her behind
(03:26):
as possible, trying to. I mean, it was so blatantly obvious.
He was like, it's hysterical.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
And if you go into a mall any day, you're
on camera all the time, you're gonna go do this
with the mall, They're gonna catch you.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
He looks so ridiculous in the photos. So yeah, that's
what that's what. He's a rester sex vender. They only
hit him for her and thirty days in jail, which
means he'll serve half of that. All right, So let's
talk about public bathrooms in China. They're a little weird.
If you act so you have a chance to go
to a public bathroom in China, Well, if you want
(04:05):
toilet paper, then well you gotta scan a QR code.
Oh and then that QR code is going to play
an ad on your phone, and then the toilet paper
machine is going to spit out a modest six or
seven sheets and allow you to well get another wipe. However,
(04:26):
if you if you need another six or seven sheets
toilet paper, well you got to do that QR code thing,
get to watch another ad. Can you imagine taking a dump?
And that's how you gotta wipe your butt? Is watching
freaking advertisement every time?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
What happens if you forget your phone?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
There's an option to pay a toilet paper Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
So yeah, and a lot of people aren't keen on
the QR codes in general, right. They may just be like,
here's a dime.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Tell it's one in a dime.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
One of them died.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
It's like quarter for a few sheets. Isn't that crazy?
Or just watching this ad? Oh god, that terrible. A
man jumped off a Royal Caribbean cruise ship in Puerto
Rico last weekend. He was trying to skip out on
a gambling debt of sixteen thousand dollars. I mentioned this
briefly yesterday because that's how we knew he owed sixteen grand.
(05:24):
He bombed off the boat and they found him. Well,
all the details came out yesterday. The guest the surveillance
camera caught this dude jumping off the back of the
boat near the water near shore, so he was picked
up on jet skis like right away. So dude, that
no chance to escape, but he got arrested. This what's crazy.
(05:45):
He's now facing two hundred and fifty thousand dollars in
fines and five years in prison. Oh wow, So he
thought he could skip out on a sixteen thousand dollars debt.
When they picked him up, he had four fourteen thousand
dollars well over fourteen fourteen thousand, six hundred dollars in
cash on them.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
So he almost could have paid his gambling debt.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
He couldn't paid his debt right there. Yeah, you carry
a couple grand on a credit card, But he could
have paid his debt right then and there right instead.
Now yo's he's facing two hundred and fifty dollars and
fined five years in prison. And the dude didn't have anything.
Uh you moron? What an idiot? All right? And here's
the story about a couple in Shanghai. They filed for
(06:31):
divorce after two years of marriage because they had a
baby boy last year and they could not agree on
a name. Now this sounds minor, but both sides insisted
on a name, refused to budget, and without a name,
birth certificate couldn't be issued. So they've been stuck in
limbo ever since, even though the kid needed medical procedures.
(06:53):
In the years since the boy's birth, the hospital tried
to issue MAKESHIF birth certificates. The court tried to force
the parents to get the stuff get there for the
sake of the kid. But nothing has worked on these
people because neither one of them has been willing to budge.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Do they say what name is in question? No, it
doesn't because I figure they could just do some sort
of hybrid like you know, when celebrity couples are dating.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I mean, well, if they just use the default names,
what is it Olivia and uh Noah, I mean, just
go with that. Just hey man, they're automatic default names.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Anyway, now that there's a custody battle over the boy,
whatever his name is, they don't they don't have a
name now yet for him. But there's a custody battle
for their kid. How weird is that the boy didn't
even have a name, so they're getting divorced for it.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Interesting, that's so weird. Poor benefit
One o seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories. Stop that, y'all. Stop stupid story brought to
you by stealing steal Dealers dot Com.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
All right, let's get into it. Fifty seven year old
inmate in the UK. He threatened to shoot a prison officer,
had to be inserved. The baked potato for lunch. Damn
a little uh picky of an eater for an inmate.
I think, I.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Mean it was baked right raw potato. I could see
him baked pale pretty.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Good, especially loaded. Oh let's see does California woman facing
fillony charges for registering or dog to vote? Thought that
was kind of funny. Rapper Ludacris turned forty eight today.
You probably know him by his real name, Luda Christopher.
Now I'm just kidding. Australia has proved the first vaccine
(00:54):
to pro protect koala's from chlamydia. Oh what in case
you didn't know, I guess chlamydia is just running rapid
through the Koala bear population. They're big on chlamydia.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I love the clap they got a vaccine.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
All right, where do you think KOs he follows on
the list of chicken chains.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
He said we were talking the best chicken chains. Well,
Chick fil A has got to be at the top,
so uh we'll put KFC in a good solid.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Fourth last their last last, according to this last out
of how many, I don't know. I feel like, if
chicken is in your name, you gotta do better than last. Man. So,
I guess its a pretty funny video. I've not seen it,
but this is totally what. This totally defines gay men.
(01:48):
A gay dude, well, he hired a mariachi performer to
annoy his cheating husband as he was moving out, Like, hello,
that is that's his gaze? A gets it is awesome too.
I got admit, that's hilarious. A mariachi band, I mean
outside of Kencinetta's best example best, I guess purpose for
(02:12):
a mariachi band, Like, what better application to have than
than your cheating husband moving out?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Revenge or quitting your job? Those are the only other
things besides a keen Saneira that a Mariachi's good for.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Right, I mean, come on, that's pretty epic. Uh. Southern
California man with a history of arrest for sniffing women's booties.
He was known as the serial butt sniffer Kaylee's Crowder. Well,
he was ordered they finally sit into this guy. He
was ordered to serve one hundred and thirty five days
(02:48):
in the Los Angeles County Jail on Tuesday after admitting
to violating his parole. Now, this is the dude that
violated his pro He's put on parole for sniffing women's butt.
That's dude got busted in Norse from Rack and he
got busted again.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Had like a foot locker two weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah, just a couple weeks ago. And the pictures, the
videos of this dude how he was sniffing butts is
hysterical because he would just act like his time of shoe,
and it'd be a woman in front of him and
he would all long nose his neck. He'd be like,
just like way out there in the in the ether,
just behind her butt, nose is closed to her behind
(03:26):
as possible, trying to. I mean, it was so blatantly obvious.
He was like, it's hysterical.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
And if you go into a mall any day, you're
on camera all the time, you're gonna go do this
with the mall, They're gonna catch you.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
He looks so ridiculous in the photos. So yeah, that's
what that's what. He's a rester sex vender. They only
hit him for her and thirty days in jail, which
means he'll serve half of that. All right, So let's
talk about public bathrooms in China. They're a little weird.
If you act so you have a chance to go
to a public bathroom in China, Well, if you want
(04:05):
toilet paper, then well you gotta scan a QR code.
Oh and then that QR code is going to play
an ad on your phone, and then the toilet paper
machine is going to spit out a modest six or
seven sheets and allow you to well get another wipe. However,
(04:26):
if you if you need another six or seven sheets
toilet paper, well you got to do that QR code thing,
get to watch another ad. Can you imagine taking a dump?
And that's how you gotta wipe your butt? Is watching
freaking advertisement every time?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
What happens if you forget your phone?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
There's an option to pay a toilet paper Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
So yeah, and a lot of people aren't keen on
the QR codes in general, right. They may just be like,
here's a dime.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Tell it's one in a dime.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
One of them died.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
It's like quarter for a few sheets. Isn't that crazy?
Or just watching this ad? Oh god, that terrible. A
man jumped off a Royal Caribbean cruise ship in Puerto
Rico last weekend. He was trying to skip out on
a gambling debt of sixteen thousand dollars. I mentioned this
briefly yesterday because that's how we knew he owed sixteen grand.
(05:24):
He bombed off the boat and they found him. Well,
all the details came out yesterday. The guest the surveillance
camera caught this dude jumping off the back of the
boat near the water near shore, so he was picked
up on jet skis like right away. So dude, that
no chance to escape, but he got arrested. This what's crazy.
(05:45):
He's now facing two hundred and fifty thousand dollars in
fines and five years in prison. Oh wow, So he
thought he could skip out on a sixteen thousand dollars debt.
When they picked him up, he had four fourteen thousand
dollars well over fourteen fourteen thousand, six hundred dollars in
cash on them.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
So he almost could have paid his gambling debt.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
He couldn't paid his debt right there. Yeah, you carry
a couple grand on a credit card, But he could
have paid his debt right then and there right instead.
Now yo's he's facing two hundred and fifty dollars and
fined five years in prison. And the dude didn't have anything.
Uh you moron? What an idiot? All right? And here's
the story about a couple in Shanghai. They filed for
(06:31):
divorce after two years of marriage because they had a
baby boy last year and they could not agree on
a name. Now this sounds minor, but both sides insisted
on a name, refused to budget, and without a name,
birth certificate couldn't be issued. So they've been stuck in
limbo ever since, even though the kid needed medical procedures.
(06:53):
In the years since the boy's birth, the hospital tried
to issue MAKESHIF birth certificates. The court tried to force
the parents to get the stuff get there for the
sake of the kid. But nothing has worked on these
people because neither one of them has been willing to budge.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Do they say what name is in question? No, it
doesn't because I figure they could just do some sort
of hybrid like you know, when celebrity couples are dating.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I mean, well, if they just use the default names,
what is it Olivia and uh Noah, I mean, just
go with that. Just hey man, they're automatic default names.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Anyway, now that there's a custody battle over the boy,
whatever his name is, they don't they don't have a
name now yet for him. But there's a custody battle
for their kid. How weird is that the boy didn't
even have a name, so they're getting divorced for it.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Interesting, that's so weird. Poor benefit
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