Colorado is now using speed cameras that Fast Drivers are going to hate

Colorado is now using speed cameras that Fast Drivers are going to hate

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 3 (01:12):
Though?

Speaker 1 (01:13):
I wonder if they're going to reformulate the ketchup then
because I believe the ketchup has a particular shade of
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it or they're it's.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
That red dye that's really horrible for you. Right, They've
already done it in a lot of in the other countries.
I don't know why they just don't do it, Like
if you go to different countries, you can get And
it is sad that we we've allowed this this long.
But yeah, they've got the right mixture with without the
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crap in there? So why are we still eating it?
Why we got to heat it until twenty twenty seven?
Like you just got a big ass huge tank you
gotta get through, Like don't want to go to waste? Right,
understand why it takes so long? I don't know, uh about.
People are increasingly turning the generalive AI chatbots like a

(02:05):
chat GPT to follow day day news. I mean, I
get it, especially after watch and see it in many
job listenings are now saying that AI experience is required.
The problem is a lot of employers don't understand what

(02:25):
that even means. When you ask what does that mean, well,
we don't.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Know because we don't have AI experience right exactly.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
So it's kind of like it's weird, but it is
the thing. The winner of the Do Us a Flavor
Contest Every year, Lays has that contest where you choose
a flavor, You submit a flavor, they choose one and
they make that chip.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Chicken and waffles was a couple of years ago and
it was pretty good.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, it was good man. This year Bacon grilled cheese
flavored potato chips.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Okay, I did not hear a sentence I didn't like.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Right, million dollar prize in a delicious potato chip.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Bacon cheese potato chips.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
You got me, bacon grilled cheese, Sign me up?

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Got me.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
It's wild how many flavors they have nowadays. My boy
Robber brought over some Pringles the other day and they
have like, you know, angle steak flavor, and you know what,
if you shut your eyes and just imagine for a minute,
it kind of does taste like that. They got like
specific like, oh, this was you know, burnt INDs taste

(03:36):
just like brisket, you know, and it's a freaking potato chip. Like, hey,
it does not but b I guess if you shut
your eyes and put on some you know VR goggled,
you could almost get there. Uh, fourteen pepsi mountain dew
flavors are being discontinued. Good, there's too many of them,

(03:56):
you know, other ridiculous mountain dew flavors. I don't know.
It seems like outside of Baja Blast, who really drinks anything?

Speaker 1 (04:04):
I think out of the would you say fourteen or
being discontinued? Yeah, they're gonna add another twelve back in probably. Hey,
if we're louting tom cherry Pepsi's back. KFC decided they
wanted there. They got a peach flavored one.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
What a peach flavor?

Speaker 3 (04:18):
What mountain dew?

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Man? Stop?

Speaker 3 (04:24):
I like my mountain de Mountain de favor?

Speaker 2 (04:26):
You want flavor? Mountain dude is great mount dew flavor
mount do. Eighty year old man drove a car down
the Spanning Steps in Rome earlier on Tuesday. He got
stuck part way down. Now you ever seen that, there's
a few cars that are driven down and made it right.
Problem is he's eighty Look, man, have you gonna conquer

(04:49):
the Spanish Steps? We need a little bit more of
a go getter attitude than that.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
He's not gonna chicken out halfway.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah, man, back out of you got full commit gun
and go man. You know what you say? Went in room?

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Who drive down to Spanish Definca the study out they says,
got scary. First times of Alzheimer's could hit decades before
patients notice memory loss. Yes, what's over that? A lady
in the UK name Gwyneth Griffith is in the news
because she turned one hundred and two and really all

(05:29):
she wondered for her birthday was a stripper. Oh so
her time at home actually made it happen. And you
know what, man, those ladies went crazy. I saw a video.
Her son says, she used to be buttoned up, but
she's become a lot wilder in her older age. He
thinks she's got a touch of dementia and says it's

(05:51):
changed her personality a little bit. And he says even
maybe for the better, because she definitely has a wild
side now she's one hundred and two and just Evan
doesn't care. She's like, I want to strip it. Let
me tell you there were a few ladies in the
old nursing home that was there when the strippers showed
up and they they were handsy centurions or whatever they are.

(06:17):
They were handsy. Man. I was like, damn, he's just
a piece of meat.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Like, what are you gonna do? Call the cops on me,
old lady, I'm.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
One hundred and two. I'm grabbing everything I can. I
was like, damn, damn, damn, there's another lady grabbing trying
to get a handsy is like, hey, hey, wait, you turn.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Maybe they like the ladies with the Parkinson's all scooped.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Damn, that's just me.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
It's just a wildcase.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
A potlar campground in Colorado's White River National Forest is
taken a proactive you know what proactive steps suck? Any
we're taking a proactive step. You know what that means?
They're keeping you from doing stuff. We're doing it. We're
taking a proactive step. Oh hell no, it was a
bs proactive step. The whole mask thing anyway, proactive and unusual. Damn.

(07:18):
They not only say they're taking a proactive they're also
saying an unusual step. So you know it's gotta be bad.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (07:25):
They're banning tents and all soft sided shelters. The quote
keep camper safe from bears. US Forest Service enacted a
tent band. You believe a campground says you can't camp
out in a tent? Come on, man, that's absurd.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Are you allowed to sleep without a tent like under stars?

Speaker 2 (07:56):
I mean a sleeping bag would be a quote soft
sided shelter, So I imagine no. No. So this comes
after the campground host said that a bear let the
puncture mark on a tent. He didn't get inside, but
there was a young boy and girl inside the tent.

(08:17):
They didn't even know this till the next day when
they said, hey, MoMA bear was in here. And then
moment saw the puncture wounds from the bear, I was like, oh,
kids were like oh hey just looked in and it
walked away. So yeah, I mean I understand some of
the the yangst right right, but to ban everybody, to

(08:38):
ban everybody without tent, it seems ridiculous. I mean, like, what,
that's how a lot of people love the camp right.
You know, imagine people traveling all right, we're following into
our destination. What they don't allow tan to the campground? What?
Humh seems weird? Whatever, though proactive steps proactive and unusual.

(09:05):
A tequila soaked turkey. Does that sound in any shape,
form or fashion good?

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Horrible?

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Sounds terrible? Right, it's actually there's actually people doing a
quick Google search and they can have this recipe of
you marinate the entire turkey in tequila. Look, that sounds terrible.
This dude had it in the oven for less than
eight minutes when they had to call nine one one

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after the oven door blew open and they got scared.
Apparently firefighters showed up. What they used a thermal camera
to check the oven and then open the door and
blew the flames out. What why are you gonna call
nine one one if you could just do that yourself

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right inside. Apparently there was so much booze in the
bird that the vapors accumulated in the they think they
think they were just venting enough, and became explosive when
exposed to oxygen. They ended up removing the entire oven.
See that's a grossover step. Just the oven is not

(10:14):
gonna catch fire. Relaxed, fire man, Let's just take the
entire roven out. Seriously, you don't need to do that. Uh. Anyway,
they removed the entire roven from the person's apartment it
didn't start a big fire and nobody was hurt. Well,
then why is this news? This is news? Though this
is crazy. A man admitted murdering and decapitated twenty one

(10:36):
year old girlfriend before texting her mom pretended to be her.
Oh oh that's a sadistic some of it, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Ewan Methvin, twenty seven, murdered Phoenix Spencer Horn, twenty one,
at home after the couple ordered Wow, some carry out
food it looks like or a delivery food. Police recoded
texts between the accused and Phoenix. He complained of feeling

(11:08):
lonely because of the hours that she worked, and he apologized.
The court heard from the food order delivery guy. He
said he delivered the food around eight pm, and she
did not appear to be drunk or he did not
appear to be drunk under the influence. But he claimed
that the murder happened when he had a psychotic episode

(11:32):
induced by alcohol, cocaine, and steroids. Oh I just lost
my temper and cut her head off. Yeah, they didn't
buy it. He was, uh, yeah, he's doing some time,
all right, And look this is you talk about. This
is wicked man. See that is coming for us. I
don't know who hadn't traveled up one nineteen lately, but

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you know one nineteen, everybody goes that one nineteen into
you know, anything west there about twenty five around Longmant Louisville, Birthy.
Do you all travel that sort of direction one nineteenth,
big thoroughfare to get you get it out of, you know,
loving in all that area. Well, big story out today
talking about these speed cameras that go live on one nineteen. Now,

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something you should know about these speed cameras. Automated vehicle
they call it. Listen to this, they call it automated
vehicle identification systems, will track cars going ten miles per
hour or more over the speed limit. They're going to
issue you a seventy five dollars ticket, all right.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
And that automatically just comes to your house right, yes,
through the mail.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yes, drivers, Now specially note these cameras are going live
now in construction zones. Is gonna get even worse to
double the fines and so forth, and what they call
high impact zones. And then there's another story out about
additional cameras that they're gonna be using. Now listen to this.

(13:04):
This is where it gets really sketch. So the cameras
are putting in, they're not gonna zap you like a
traditional radar camera is zapping you. Now, most of us
know or at least have been ticket enough or understand
how those work. You gotta speed down when it says speed,
cameras ahead, You gotta you know, you gotta go from

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sixty five down to the posted fifty five or whatever
it may be, right right, and then you pass the camera,
pass the cameras, hit your gas, you back up the
sixty five or seventy. Now new cameras. This oh what
are they calling it? This?

Speaker 3 (13:43):
It's a system now, yeah, oh.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
This automated vehicle identification system. This is where it gets
really sketched because they're saying it's gonna improve safety and
high risk construction zones, school zones and where's the other
quote out here? It is and lots of vulnerable users
under our roadways that this program will help to protect.

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So you guys all been through a construction zone when
there's no construction going on, but they still could charge
you in that construction zone. Doesn't matter right right now,
these cameras get this. The program uses automated systems, and
basically vehicles will be photographed and timestamped at two points,

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so the system can calculate average speed by dividing the
distance by the travel time. So it doesn't matter if
you're slowing down when you see those cameras. It matters
how quickly you're getting to point B, right, and man,

(14:56):
that is that's dirty. That is ooh, that is wicked
because we look, there's a difference, right. You can imagine
these cameras being implemented all over the place, any anywhere
they feel like there's you know, could there's a need

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to slow people up at and that's gonna be right now,
it's just saying anywhere where there's vulnerable users on our roadways, well,
who's to say people in the opposy lane aren't vulnerable
users under the guise of protection, right, So you can
see these cameras going everywhere.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Right, but now nowadays through a construction zone, they're gonna
have these in every.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Construction zone, Oh guaranteed, in every school zone. It's gonna
be awful not to mention things like, you know, anytime
where there's supposed to speed limit and you're going from
A to B and they're using these things to look
if they're being a they're I mean, isn't that tracking you?
Doesn't that go against I don't know, I feel like

(16:07):
that goes against your constitution or anyway. They're gonna timestamp you.
And if you're traveling any distance and you're going A
to B and they can time stamp you and go, hey,
I've calculated your average speed and you were twelve miles
an hour of this feeling when twenty miles an hour
was feeling it. Dude, you can see you getting just
ticket after ticket after.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Ticket after ticket, right, Like, how are they.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Not going to have that everywhere nowadays? Especially with the
revenue generated by it. Oh that's awful, man. That is
that is in no way, shape, form, or fashion good.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Right, And it's one of those that some people are
gonna be like, oh, shoot, I've been cruising at fifteen
over and I know there's a camera coming up. I
got to slow it down to forty to offset this
the speeding I've been doing.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
You gonna have to stop and let your dog the pee.
I don't know. You definitely need to post post up
somewhere and shave some time off and not you're gonna
get charged I mean they're starting out. These tickets are
seventy five bucks. I mean you could easily get several
tickets a.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
Day, I mean between exits.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Yeah, and there's a lot. Honestly, a lot of people
are gonna be mad for saying so. But there's a
big difference between you know, the two lane road. I
take it four in the afternoon on my way home
compared to four in the morning on my way into work. Right,
you know, at four in the morning, nobody is on it.
I might see two cars. This morning, I saw two cars,

(17:39):
you know, from the time I pulled out of my
driveway to when I got in the first light and
inside Parker, I saw two cars. And that's eight or
nine miles, right, But four o'clock I see hundreds of cars,
you know, and the speed limit is forty five, And
you damn well guarantee I do a lot more than
forty five on my way into work, and you know

(17:59):
what I should be able to. It's a different scenario,
completely different, you know. Four o'clock, Yeah, I get it.
Forty five is just you know, you're lucky to do
forty five because there's so much traffic on it. But
four in the morning, you kiss my ass. And now
they've got construction on there. So you imagine you have
something like that, and it's just gonna tag people, you know,

(18:19):
for four in the morning and there's no construction going on,
there's no front end loaders and scrapers or no people
flagging or none of that. Come on, you get a
ticket for that. It's brutal, all right, seven forty six.
But they're gonna, they're gonna do you know why? Revenue money?

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
You imagine the money generator for that,