Colorado Woman might have sung the worst National Anthem Ever

Colorado Woman might have sung the worst National Anthem Ever.  Also, Columbia has too much Cocaine!

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One O seven nine KBP I andyour show time for stupid Stories stol Yeah
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it was also home to like collegefight Night where they would do boxing matches
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huh. And there'd always be somebodyout in the crowd taking bets and all
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guy for five dollars. You justget his ass whooped here. Yeah,

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come on, you're way at thattime. Uh, Mario Station. When
I worked in Charlotte, we usedto do those tough man contests where you
just everybody put their name in abowl and you just pull pull a card,
you get boxing clothes and go justtee them up. Uh. That
was that was red. Can't dothat anymore. People frown on that.
Anyways. We'll miss your sundann Yeahyeah, all right, let's get to

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it. Look, man, thisis how lazy we become. There's a
water tower that caught fire in Nebraska. Yeah, water doesn't even do his
job anymore. That's how lazy weare in America. Let's see some other
headlines. I thought it was kindof funny. Kim Kardashian. We'll talk
about yesterday in the news. Howyou know she gets paid to go to

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India to just sit in the audience, right for that wedding. Yeah,
for that wedding. A billionaire songot married. The same billionaire that paid
Justin Bieber ten million dollars for threesongs the weekend before he paid Kim and
Chloyd Kardashian to come and just sitin the audience for his son's wedding.
But she was online yesterday talk abouthow nice and appreciative people in India were,

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and I just wanted to point out, Kim, Hello, you're in
India. Cows are sacred over there. This is what put out the obvious.
Don't be surprised at how you weretreated. Scientists have developed a spacesuit
that makes urine drinkable. Oh no, yeah, write in the same suit.

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Huh, rather the same You're peeingit and then moments later you could
drink it. Didn't we see thatin water World. He put in that
machine, and it's one thing todo it through a machine. I believe
that's what they do on the Spacestation now, is running through a machine.
And I reclaim it. But asa whole suit, just one encapsulated

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system. No, I need somesort of a separation from it for a
while. I look at it likethis. It's like a wearable version of
Miller Brewing. I mean, likeit's to me, that's actually kind of
cool. Look, the Mayo Clinicis ranked as America's top hospital. I
just want to point out the Mustardto catchup clinic. They didn't even show

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up on the study. Good slackingover there at the Catchup Mustard Clinics.
Former Burger King manager in Mississippi saysnepotism is the reason she was fired,
along with her son and three ofhis friends. Apparently she hired the boys
as a way to kee him outof trouble. But yeah, I got

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a lot of attention, including evena share from Nick Cannon, and apparently
she yeah, she broke a lotof the burger King rules, so she
was fired. But she blames,Oh, nepotism, unless you're related to
the Burger king himself, Like ifyou're the Burger queen or the Burger Prince,
then I understand. But just somelady that's not Hormel is adding Korean

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barbecue favored spam as a permanent flavor. Oh hey, I will tell you
this man shout out to spam there, Maples syrup spam. I'm telling you,
put that in an air fryer.It is awesome. He put it
in the air fryer. You couldwhack the whole spam like whatever that little

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thing is it cane and he justslice it the thin slices right, stick
in the air fryer for a coupleof minutes, you know, for several
minutes, and makes it all likealmost crispy. Dude, you put that
on an egg sandwich, you know, like toasted like a fried egg.
Right. Ah, man, thatis the best breakfast sandwich ever. You

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add some corn beef hash. Ohthe lute, you know it's good.
Man shout out to her friends.Up a spam? What's up? Ruth?
Hi, Ruth? All right,let's let's draw a tension where unfortunately
we have to this morning do youguys know who Ingrid and Andress is.

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She's a Highlands Ranch native, soin that I'm like, wow, Highland's
Ranch native. Apparently, she's thirtytwo years old. She's a four time
Grammy nominee. She's a rock Kenyanin high school alumni. Uh, she's
a multi like Billboard Hot one hundredartist, and she's de Really, I'm
sure she's headlined probably a number oftours. But she performed last night in

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the home run Derby sung in theNational Anthem, and my god, she
she butchered it, y'all. Shegets the BOMs burst the nightless, it

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gets worse, y'all. Listen,Oh, oh brace yourself, Oh the

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of Oh god, oh god,oh god. Oh, let's just rough
girl. She is not from Colorado. She we know who is this woman.

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She's not from America, bro,she's alien. Debly Canadian, definly
Canadian. One minute forty two seconds. Oh that awful, off key,
painful. Listen to rendition that itwas so bad. Remember Fergie when she

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did National Anthem, enw she butcheredit. Roseanne also yet she it was
so bad. People were comparing itto Fergie's condition and said it was worse.
We will will forget the Fergie version. Yeah. Oh man, somebody
that knows her just call her andjust ask her this from us to to

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her, Why why did you makeColorado look so bad? Why why did
you do that to us here inyour home status. You're just mean.
At this point, they hear thatWalmart is hiring, because h is not
your career. Oh god. Uh. A couple of women working at Arby's

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in Pennsylvania. They were cosstealing thousandsof dollars. We're the roast beef.
And let's be honest here, Ifeel like it's gotta take a U haul
truck loaded with Arby's roast beef toequate the thousands of dollars or the roast
beef, because that stuff has gottabe like You don't just take a broom

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at your meat plant and sweep upall the elbows and a holes you could
find and press it into some formof patty out of somewhat malleable meat and
sell it to Arby's for their roastbeef, because, honest to god,
that's what it tastes like. Sotwo women working at Arby's in Pennsylvania cup
stealing thousands of dollars with the Arby'sroast beef. And here is their brilliant

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scheme. Actually it's it's not sobad of a scheme, but they continue
to do it over and over andover. The women would slice beef like
you know, you see it Arbyas they put that beef thing up there,
and they'll slice it the on thething. But then they would hide
all the beef that they sliced ina broken oven, and then they put
it in the trash. One ofthem would take out the trash and while

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she was out back, she'd removethe roast beef and they'd eventually take it
home. Oh okay, we're assumingin the story they put the roast beef
in their own bag. They justdig it out of the trash. It's
kind of gross. Anyway. Theowner of the location said he was he
was missing he was losing so muchefficiency in the roast beef that he didn't

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understand what was going on in thisitially. He thought the problem was how the
roast beef was being measured, becausehis sales weren't equating to the amount of
roast beef he was he was using, right, so something's amiss. Well,
then he thought it was being maybewasted somehow. Well then he put
up surveillance video and he found outwhat the ladies are doing. In all,

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they stole over thirty five one hundreddollars worth of RB's roast beef.
Like that for normal people that wasthe roast beef that you and I bought,
it would probably be fifty thousand dollarsworth a roast beef. That's what
I'm wondering. Which end up arethey valuing this on the Rby's end?

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The Arby's end, So that's whatcosts the shop himself, right, that's
the a hole and elbows portion,not what they're charging you because Arby's is
pretty expensive. Well, they gothit charged with felony theft and conspiracy to
commit theft. So leave the roastbeef at the Arby's ladies, damn if
you. I'm sure if you askthe manager if there's some left over rose

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beef, he'll probably at the endof the night give it to you.
I mean, I don't know howmany days they I feel like they keep
it out just under a under aheat lamp for about six seven days.
But I'm sure you you know afterthat sixth day, he probably take home
all right. Unfortunately we got togo to another Colorado couple. Oh no,

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So Colorado couples accused of applying forand receiving millions of dollars in COVID
nineteen relief. This is one ofthose embarrassings stories, because Joshua and Magdalena
li Boat, both from Castle Rock, were indiceted on thirteen federal charges last

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month. Federal authorities say that Joshuaapplied for and received five million dollars in
COVID nineteen you know, disaster loans, wow, and that remember the paycheck
Protection Program, the PPI loans thatyou know, you didn't have to pay
back or whatever, right you gotlike ten thousand dollars per employee or something

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like that. Right, this dumbdumb who by the way, he filed
Chapter seven bankruptcy in January twenty twenty. In March twenty twenty, he told
you has bankruptcy trustee under oath thatall of the businesses that you know they
filed bankruptcy for were no longer operational. And then let's what the dummy did

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in April twenty twenty. So amonth later, right, he submitted six
fraudulent application for multiple businesses, onethat he just told a month before that
gone out of business. He justtold the US Bankruptcy Trustee that they just
gone out of business, no longeroperational. A month later, this idiot

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applies for five million dollars and loansand PPI funds for what like, you
didn't think they were gonna put Aand B together, you idiot. And
here's what they spent. They gotfive million dollars. They spend things like
find a land rover, sending wiretransfers to his mom for more than ninety
five thousand dollars, paying a twentyfive thousand dollars country club membership fee at

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Castle Dude, he costs twenty fivegrand to get into Castle Pines, about
two grand a month, A littlemore than that. Yeah, that sounds
a damn. I got thrown offCastle Pines country Club golf course one time
for getting in a fight, andwas funny as I was under the iheartbad.

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Oh no, oh god, yeah, but it wasn't my look the
dude pushed me first. I'll tellyou a story. So he hit into
us. He did yell four oh, and then like the next hole,
dude hit into us again and hisball rose right in front of me.
So I just picked his ball upand throw it, and he was mad
as elle fair enough. Yeah,it started pushing me. I cracked him.

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My boss got a call. It'sa lot better than stepping on the
ball and ruining the golf course.Yeah, I just picked him throw it.
Anyway, this is what these guysgot. So they bought. They
got five million dollars. They boughta snow Mass Village property for nine hundred
thousand dollars, and then they boughtanother property in Avon. As if the
snow Mass Village property wasn't enough,they bought another house in Avon at five

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hundred and thirty thousand dollars. Theybought a Porsche, they bought another land
Rover, all this other stuff justblowing money like it's growing on trees,
like as if they were never gonnaget caught, right, they did,
and now they be spending some timein jail. That's gonna be wild.
You're living on Easy Street knowing thatit's just a I feel like if you're

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that person and that couple, yougotta know your time is up eventually,
you would think. So they're lookingat twenty years per charge in jail.
Though. Man, all right,and here's the unfortunate part of Day steven
stories. We're not coming off Coloradopeople. But this one not like the

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other two. This one of oza Well, a former Bronco and a
hero of this community. Terrell Davis. Oh did you see what happened to
him? Terrell Davis, former Broncosyou know, Denver Broncos Hall of Fame
running back, He's the man.He took to social media Monday demanding answers

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from the United Airlines after he wasplaced in handcuffs and removed from a Denver,
California flight that landed on Saturday.Now, this is crazy, similar
to the incident that I had thispast weekend. In case you missed the
story yesterday, I told some teenagershe sprayed me several times in out of

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bounds area at this water park atthe Gaylord in Florida. A couple of
teenagers being you know, teenagers.But I went up to him. I
put my hand on the shoulder ofthis kid, and I was like,
not eving cool, don't spray mewhen I asked you not to spray me
nothing more. Well, he immediatelysaid I'm telling the lifeguard you hit me,
And I was like what. He'slike, I'm telling lifeguard you hit

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me, and he did. Hetold lifeguard I hit him, which lifeguard
called security, security, calls police, you know all this stuff. So
it was this big deal and I'mlike, so some similar Habitareil Davis,
check out this. He said hewas traveling with his family to Orange County
when he lightly tapped the arm ofa flight attendant who didn't hear or ignored

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his request first some ice for ason. He said, quote, I
calmly reached behind me, lightly tappedhis arm because his attention to again asked
for a cup of ice for myson. His response and the events that
followed should stun all of us,David said in a Monday post on Instagram.
The former Broncos star said that theflight attendant allegedly replied, quote,

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don't hit me, and then leftthe beverage cart and walked to the front
of the plane. So remember,he lightly tapped him on his shoulder asking
for ice for his son. Hesaid that he initially thought that he didn't
hear him or he ignored him,so he's like, hey, buddy,
like that just you know, sure, tat thing, same thing. I
walked up and put my hand onthe guy's shoulders like, hey man,

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not having cool, we ask notto screaming, Just don't spray me.
I'm looking for my you know,my son. Well listen to this.
He said that he was confused,as were the other passengers in front of
me, who witnessed he was changedDavis, who said he thought nothing of
it, that this particular employee wasincredibly rude and wrong in his accusations of

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you know, Terrell Davis hitting him. He said, once the flight landed,
this word it gets weird. Oncethe flight landed, David said that
the pilot ask everybody to stay intheir seats while several FBI law enforcement officials
came up to Terrell Davis and placedhim in the handcuffs without any explanation,
in front of his wife and hischildren, while the entire flight of passengers

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watched inside the probably video in itbecause you know the COX and FBI come
on. Everybody's gonna get out theircell phones to start video on it.
Sure, he said, he wasremoved from the plane in handcuffs and even
the story while the other passengers recordedvideo on their phones. Now, this
is clear enough kind of travel experiencewe strive to provide, and we've reached

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out to mister Davis. Davis's teamto apologize, says United Airlines President.
The flight attendant has been removed fromduty while they closely review the matter,
said the media relations team. Hesays, I refuse to stand uh see,
I refuse to stand by without speakingout on this disgusting display of injustice

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and deplorable treatment by United Airlines,said Terrell Davis. Interesting to see where
that goes, because and there's somethingnowadays where you know, just like the
other day when when I did that, probably okay, so mine was a
little bit different. Were you everin handcuffs? No, but because I

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was leaving the I was leaving thefacility when when the cops came, So
Bardy's a little bit different. Theydidn't press So may incident happened on Thursday,
we go, Friday, we goSaturday. Saturday evening, my wife
Monica gets in the elevator and there'ssome people that were at the banquet,

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the event that I just hosted,and in that elevator also the parents of
the teenagers. Well, Monica wasspeaking to another couple and they were saying,
oh, your husband does such agood job. We watch them on
TV and blah blah blah blah.And so to me, they found out
that I was a TV person andthen I feel like they think, you

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know, we can maybe get somemoney out of them, or maybe we
do this or whatever. Anyway,that's when they decided they wanted to press
charges. Before that they didn't wantto, but after that they did,
so I think mine's slightly different,but again it's another one of those accusations
that's just like, oh, I'mgoing to let guard you hit me and

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Treel Davis like, you know,he just tapped you shoulder, Hey,
don't you hit me? Like it'swild because nowadays you can't even like reach
out to the tap person on theshoulder without them, you know, in
this environment claiming that, oh youassaulted me or that's an assault, because

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we've gotten to the point where,you know, anything could be viewed as
that. And I think in thein the past, there's you know,
I've read stories about oh, man, this person got hit with a slice
of bread. You know, Ohthat's the salt, Like that's too much,
right, you know, like that'sit's just too much. And in
the other end you get some casesthat you know, not enough, but

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there's got to be there's got tobe a common ground here where if you
tab somebody on the shoulder, it'slike, hey, man, can you
get my kids some ice? Youcan't be you know, put in handcuffs
and escorted off the plane in frontof your family or kids, like,
come on, that's that's a grossexaggeration of what was actually needed in this

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case. If there's a blood present, totally understand it. But right which
I told cop same time you oldcops came with me and they said,
he's he claims you hit him.I'm like, there are thousands of adults
and kids around here. If Iclock that dude, a is there a
mark? Is there a bruises there? Because if I hit if I hit
a kid, you're gonna see it, like there's gonna be a mark.

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He's gonna be stumbling for a minute, like you know it. It's just
one of those things like it's wildthis world we're living in. Man,
it's just well, good thing foryou. And I'm guessing for torall everything
is gonna be on video. Yeton mine, they did I was like,
watch the video, you know,and it's them that one of the

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press charges. So the cop reviewedit and he said, I don't see
enough evidence to press charges against me. But you know, the family was
like, no, we want,we want to press charges. So it
has to go to the age ofFlorida. Now that's where I filled out
my statement, you know. AndI'm sure this guy probably this will get
you know, just because he's he'sa huge celebrity, and ye get brushed
under the table. United already saidhey, we need to make this right.

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Well, what is it going totake. You want some frequent fire,
you want first class upgrades, freeice for every flight, your kid
gets O nice machine. Anyway,I hope that gets cleared up all right.
And lastly, real fast, Columbiaface a new problem. Too much

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cocaine. Apparently, this is crazy. The industry has stained well several small
villages in Colombia for several decades.But now, because when you read this
story and get in depth to it, about two years ago, something happened
to drug traffickers who buy cocoa pasteand turn it into cocaine. Stop buying

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from a lot of small towns.Apparently, Columbia. You know, this
town of like this particular town thatthis story is centralized around is about one
hundred and sixty five miles inside theinterior of Colombia. Now it looks like
a lot of these you know townsor this what this company, what is

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this? Uh? This fark whichis the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia.
Uh. They're the largest armed groupin Colombia. They had moved the cocaine
industry to port industries, and apparentlythat's crushing all the small towns in the
internal you know structure of Columbia.So all these little small towns that have

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lived off this cocoa paste and thisnasty how they do it, man,
They basically pick cocoa le's snapping littlebranches, and basically they mixed out with
gasoline and some other chemicals that makechalky white bricks and they sell it to
the dealers. That's the cocoa paste. Well, they don't buy it from
these small towns anymore. They havehuge industry facilities close to port cities and

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it's caused this massive quantity of cocoafrom you know a large number of farmers.
Now that their operations are limited tothe border regions, regions of the
country. There's just a massive buildup of cocaine. They don't know what
to do with it. And nowthese towns that used to have two hundred
and three hundred people in it andthat was their livelihood was making cocoa paste,

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cocaine paste, they just have stockpilesof it. They don't know what
to do with it. They don'thave anybody to settle to because the drug
cartels aren't buying it. They havetheir own right. So it's an enormous
problem. They don't know what todo. How crazy is it now?
Obviously you're stacked on top of thatthat Ecuador and places like that has emerged
as top cocaine exporters, while cultivationof cocoa leese has an increased in Peru

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and Central America other places like that. Columbia finds himself in our world of
hurt. So, look, you'regonna get hopped up on the white you
know, the white Horse. Itlooks like it's gonna be a lot cheaper
supplying demand. Yes, indeed,there you go. Look, there's an
opportunity out there. You just gotto be willing to go for it.