Convenience Store Left a Closed sign that Said "Be Back in 30 Minutes, Closed for SEX"

Convenience Store Left a Closed sign that Said "Be Back in 30 Minutes, Closed for SEX"

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One seven nine KVP. I andyour show time for stupid Stories. Stot
y'all start line, and here's yourfancy fund fact of the day. All
right, so let's getting into it. Apparently Democrats are panicking after Biden's disastrous
performance uh in the debate last night. It's increased the rumors the Democrats might

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have to replace Biden. The questionis with who, so you think it's
gonna be if they were to replacehim. A lot of name has been
thrown out there, Gavin News someone of them. Uh, the worman
r OK's junior brain. I guessthat's another. Who do you think is
gonna win it? Who do youthink is that? Michelle Obama? The
hawk twag girl. Oh, I'dvote for her. I'm putting my money

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on Ryan Seacrest. All right,So a couple of other things. There's
a fancy New York restaurant selling singlemozzarella sticks, just one huns one mozzarella
stick for fifty dollars. Now,is this like a monster size one or

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is it your standard? Not onlyis it your standard mozzarella stick, it's
just one that already comes in awrapper. They're not even making it.
It's just take it out of awrapper, put it on a plate,
and charge fifty dollars for it.You know what they do in between when
they undo it from the wrapper andput it on a plate. What's that
They dip it in caviar? Ohokay, there you go. Yeah,

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just a stupid Montrell stick dipped incaviar. Fifty bucks. Damn. But
it's like one string cheese stick.Huh, that's it, one string cheese
stick. Google maps image of awoman flashing their boobs outside of a die
barred Iowa went viral. Google hassense pixelated it. Oh, come on

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on, Google. We thought wewere We thought you were cool for a
while, Google, but we getdrunk. One in Pennsylvania, she was
arrested. Listen, this woman shecrashed her car into apartment building. Not
once, this crazy woman did ittwice. So she actually put it in
reverse, backed it up after hittingit, and said let's try this again.

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Yep. And then but wait,there's more. And then she tried
to set it on fire by burninga bunch of enveloads with a letter.
Uh so yeah, man, hashtagcrazy, I thought you hated your h
o wag right, I'm burning thewhole new apartment building down hard to have
an HL way, we don't havea building put people in. So a

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suburban home and Connecticut was filled withdangerous fireworks. So what they do this
is what was kind of wild innessvideo. So yeah, it's a suburban
home. It looks to be anormal, more home. And yeah,
they had a lot of fireworks inthe garage, but the government decided instead

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of unpacking the fireworkstead of just takingthem out, they just gonna burn down
an entire home. And it's everythingyou expect from a home full of fireworks
just going out, you know,bottle rockets and roama candles shooting out of
the garage. It's just like,what in the hell they decided to burning
the entire home down instead of movingthem moving the fireworks seems a little excessive.

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Yeah, especially with people who livedat home. What I feel like,
that's that's the agressive stance to takeright right, Like, why don't
you just get a truck and moveit. Me and my friends haven't done
like fifteen minutes. Man, we'llfind new homes for those fireworks. Yeah,
they burnt the entire Like it's wildto see the video because it is.

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It's full of fireworks. Let's seenew data shows the best places for
Fourth of July celebrations Los Angeles andNew York. The worst places worst yeah,
Birmingham, Alabama, and Aurora,Colorado. Oh yeah, Aura,
Colorado is the worst place in thecountry to celebrate July fourth, according to

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this Do they have any reasoning behindthat? I'm sure it's that big stiff
band of fireworks, okay, andthe fact that Aurora, well seems like
they're into ribbing people's fun lately.See that Wheatridge is gonna be using drones
to track firework users this year.I'd be like that dude in Florida and

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just shoot it down. Then somefireworks. Hey, don't say it's freed
much shooting down the drones spine onyou. Right. Let's see a candid
for a county border Minnesota was jailedon assault charges. You won't hear their
assault Okay, Apparently they threw alive tarantula during an argument with a renter.

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They threw a live angela on theirrenter. That would scare the crap
out of them. Oh yeah,Man, Canada's be come first person in
the country's electoral history to receive zerovotes zero. Yeah, the contested election,
he didn't get a single dude,didn't even vote on himself, couldn't

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even get mom to let some support. That's when you know you're back in
it when your family won't even votefor you. All Right, Five Hour
Energy in the news because they haveveiled a brand new product just in time
for summer, caffeinated barbecue sauce.Oh. I just want to say to

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you. I was like, oh, what's that? So apparently five Hour
Energy just unveiled a new product forthe summer. It's caffeinated barbecue sauce.
Right now, They started bout givingaway twelve hours bottles of it on their
website. The first drot was yesterdayand they sold out. Apparently they're doing
three more on July second, ninth, July sixteenth, Those next three tuesdays

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so far as peach mango flavor incase you're curious, got sixty milligrams caffeine
in it, which is like aI don't know, very weak cup of
coffee. Okay. Press release saysit's part of their plan to redefine what
five Hour Energy is and what theycan be. Said they're excited to be

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the first energy brand to offer acaffeinated sauce. I mean, do we
really need to stay awake after eatinga rag of ribs? Like? I
don't understand, you know, likeif they could figure out a way to
put it into our Thanksgiving turkey,that might be something different. But ribs,
I mean barbecue sauce. Does anybodywant to super wide awake after you

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eat like a pulled pork sandwich?I don't understand how they draw that line.
You know, what's the correlation there? Right? But I mean,
well whatever, I do have somequestions for those five hour right guys,
though, if you drink two fivehour energies, do you get ten hours
worth of energy? Or do youget double energy for five hours? It's
gotta be double energy for five hours. I think that's how it works.

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Yeah, it's all the time releasedeals. So yeah, you get super
super energy for five hours. Wellwhat if you drink four? But if
you only drink half right, twoand a half hour energy? What if
you only need something for say fortyfive minutes? All right? On this

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other crazy story about a man whobroke in the garage. He uh,
well his name is Daniel Meisner.He's uh he got a wrestler breaking into
garage in north Kote last week tillpolice. He was riding his bike home
he saw a garage door was basicallyfully open and right there in well plane
you was a big old bag ofanimal crackers and he said himself, you're

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h'm hungry, So he stopped andonly only intended to grab the animal crackers.
Please search his backpack they found acontainer of marijuana, a lock picked
two of multiple rentses of craftsmen gear. So I'm guessing he was a little
bit more of a thief than whathe led on. Two pairs of women's
underwear also in his backpack. Oh, he claimed those were his girlfriends.

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They always do. No word whathe's been charged with. I'm imagining they're
piling on and what's with the underwear? Oh oh, those are my girlfriends.
I'm hoping those were at least thegood frosted animal crackers. You think
the frosted ones are better? Oh? I love the pink and white ones

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with the not the traditional like animalcracker in the little box and stuff.
Those are all right, But ifI have my choice, I'm taking the
frosted with little sprinkles on it.I think those okay, a little fatigue
on those, a little bit muchafter like three of them, I'm like,
Okay, that can't be good forme. Uh. Fortune teller in
Tampa facing charges for legli Robbie toclim at gunpoint. Her name is Carilla

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Mitchell. Cop says she's been usingher fortune tellien services as a ruse to
gain entry into her victims' homes soshe could steal cash and jewelry. Now
listen to this, tell me thisisn't weird. Right, So here's the
sort of the outline of the storyand where she broke into it. At
listen carefully details of this story becauseit's important. One of the robberies happened

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at a trailer park last month.Trailer park. She knocked at a woman's
door, asked if there were anygood Mexican restaurants around, and then asked
for a glass of water. Onceinside, she offered to read the woman's
palm and then pulled a gun onher. Now, what'd you collect from
that? That part of the story? Trailer park right right, asking a

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woman if she knew of a goodMexican restaurant. Well, then, it
says, she offers to read thewoman's palms, and that's when she pulled
a gun on her. Here's thefinal sentence. She made up of more
than twelve thousand dollars. Damn,that's a lot of cash to somebody in
a trader park, right right,there's a lot of cash for anybody laying

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around the house. Twelve thousand dollarsand you're robbing somebody in a trader park.
I think we all need to goto some trader parks and asking what's
up? Who's got you got twelvegranded cash laying around? Oh no,
no, trader park, my ass? What huh? Anyway, they're trying

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to get a one to search aphone. They think she's Apparently she's done
this to a lot of other victims. Whatever happened to psychics robbing people the
old fashioned way? Just spilking themout of their money? Yeah, just
lying to them about you know,that special someone they're about to meet.
Oh, it seems like you've beenstressing about something. Let me get this,
something to do with work or yourpersonal life. And people start filling

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in their branks. Yeah, yeah, you know what. I haven't stressed
litt people about my personal life.Man, I you feeling disconnected with my
wife. Hey, yes he's here. You know. They just start milking
it and the boom I had beone thousand dollars or more. Who's got
twelve grands laying around? All right? Last story? Ooh, maybe two

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more. I'm a newer. Chuckrode over connected and apparently did so ow
in a neighborhood on Tuesday. Theysay the accident occurred in a quote tricky
intersection. I don't know what atricky intersection is, but it sounds pretty
messy, isn't it, especially whenthey go a anwer Chuck made a brown
or waterfall of brown, as theydescribe it. I'm going with a roundabout.

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Is that a tricky intersection? It'sjust a circle. The first objects
you were you're identifying as like adido an eight month old. The homeowner
said there was a loud crash andthen it was a wall of brown.
She had the sewer came out ofthis. This truck flooded down our property.

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Apparently this woman's house, the cars, and the neighbor's house. We're
all covered into pool. Clean up. Cruise had been unseen for three days.
I don't know if there's enough detailingto get that out of your car.

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I mean, well you have aconvertible or something. Anyway, see
now that the everything's cleaned up,CRUI has been able scene past few days
home or say your windows are finallyopen again? All right? And lastly,
this has kind of crazy story.So have you ever found a store

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that was locked or there was asign up to say that, you know,
be back soon. The other daywhen I was going to Golden and
my electric water pump froze up onmy on my charger. The little circle
k that we put into they're offKipling in sixth Avenue, it was,
uh, it was closed. Theyhad sign on said be back at like
you know, six thirty, andit was like a ten minute wait.

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Just somebody just you know, justdecided to walk out of that business and
shut it down. That's crazy,right, Like you can go into the
circle k. So it was wildbecause six thirty actually like six thirty three,
person showed back up, came tothe back door, open to the
front door. Everybody flooded in there. So to me, I thought that
was kind of wild. How aboutthis business. There's a photo showing two

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clearly written signs in the front doorof a convenience door. One said,
quote closed for sex, and theother said, be back in thirty minutes,
which is kind of funny because Idon't know about you guys, but
I don't know, Bet it doesn'ttake thirty minutes. I mean, I

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guess, a who really needs thirtyminutes, especially what's going on in the
property there? And b I guess. I mean it's weird, flex,
but I guess you gotta respect itin one way, just because you know,
I mean, if you're gonna shutdown the business, there's one or
two reasons to shut it down.I'm taking a nap, Yeah right.

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They say what kind of business itwas? It's just like a gas station,
like a little convenient store gas stationdeal. It's kind of funny.
Somebody pointing out the comments sation thatyou can see a wet floor sign in
the place, and he thought that. Anyway, there you go, stupid

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stories, all right. Billy Morrison, Ozzie, Steve Stevens, who are
they there? That's Billy Idol's band. Basically they teamed up with Ozzie.
I got this on crack Cocaine.It's his latest. We'll have it for
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