Dog park will fine people for barking dogs

Dog park will fine people for barking dogs

Episode Transcript

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One O seven nine KBPI Andy yourshow time for stupid stories. I've got
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up there. Is that what theybought was a sprint, Yeah, they
bought the It looks just like anel Camino. Yeah, it's the same.
I'm practically the same car except forbadging. So somebody got him a
good deal. So for like eightor nine grand, but you know,
to to these guys, and itwas donated by a guy named Josie Um.
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watching everything kind of rolled across theauction block and the deals done. They
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of Buddy fry up there. Andhe was like, I knew that Fierrero
was yours. I saw it beckingthat picture one day. They's what Firero?
Uh yeah, man, the guybut that loves it nice. It's
a great card. It was oneof those deals where he was happy and
I was happy, and uh,it gives me a little help on the
why buddy, what is it thatthe guy from mecom says there's a butt
for every or a seat for everybutt? Absolutely, man, all right,

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so let's kid too. We gota bunch of a couple in San
Antonio fled to see the car crash. Well, they went to a nearby
restaurant, order some tacos and tryto hide in the attic of the restaurant.
Then it crashed through the ceiling intothe man's restroom. So people at
the restaurant called the cops. Sothey put one on one together and the
rest of him. He dumb dumbs, like, what abouts the idiots?

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Had you not crawled up in theattic, you probably would have been fine,
right, stupid people, So flashsheeting zombie drug. It's called you
ready for this, It's like amovie word. It's called trank. Trank.
It's like a robo cop or aNew Jack CD or right, bad
guys are slinging trank. Yeah,what was it? What was robot?
Was it? Nuke? Nuke?Was the RoboCop for two or three had

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that little kid bad guy. Ohyeah, yeah, yeah yeah, a
little hood rat slinging nuke nuke.This is called trank and apparently trank is
a zombie drug. It's been apparentlysaturated the streets of Los Angeles with severe
Deli effects when mixed with illicit opioids. And that's the problem. Everybody's doing
it. It's a sedative typically usedby veterinarians too. What is a horse

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anesthesia? So it's it's stupid strong, just kind of like and then when
you mix it with other opioids andother drugs, well, I guess it's
a it's pretty damned Delhi zombie drug. Huh. Yeah. Kids don't do
all these crazy ass stupid like whocans the idea? Like, I don't

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know, I feel like there's plentyof drugs that you could do. They're
way safer than what people were tryingto experiment with. Like, look,
man, you don't need to gothat far down the rabbit hole, Like
damn man, scale back a little, right, amen, or just you
know, don't don't feel you gottaI'll do the next person. Jesus Um.

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Researchers found sixteen percent of US cities. Damn this crazy stat. Listening
to this, researchers found it insixteen cities in the US with a six
figure income could still struggle to paytheir monthly their monthly bills. So families
in sixteen US cities across this countrywould still struggle to pay their bills.

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I guarantee you Colorado is dimvers onthat list. It's it's right here.
Scoop can click them that link andsee if we're in there, because I'm
imagine over half of them in California, but imagine we fall into that other
half right right, New York probablyChicago gotta be us. Let's see it.

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This twenty nine year old YouTuber storyis crazy. So this dumb dumb
crash his own plane. This dudecould face up the twenty years in prison.
It looks like he's gonna get abig fine instead. But you wouldn't
believe the way this guy lies.Says he lost an engine before his flight.
He attached all kinds of video camerashe had up. Listen this,
this was so stupid. He attachedto all these video cameras and go pros

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to the outside of the plane,jumped in with a parachute and a selfie
stick talking about oh I got Igot troubles in midflight, so it bombs
out of the plane and just sohappened just the day he attacked all kinds
of cameras fixed, you know,five or six cameras to it. Him
and his buddy take another flight toscoop up the wreckage. They took it

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back to a buddy shop in thisdestroyed it cut it up. Well,
that's probably the problems. You can'tdestroy a plane's records because there has to
be an investigation. He gets intoit, right, so that's where his
stupid ass got busted. Like thisdude admitted the only reason he did it
was for YouTube. Watches and Claire. So this video it's called I Crashed
my Plane. It's got over fourmillion views on it. I mean,

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what an idiot. I mean,I don't know what what YouTube views pay,
but I can't imagine it's enough tocover plane expenses. No, not
at all. And apparently this guyis facing He took this plea agreement with
the United States Disrecording Los Angeles.He's expected to make his first court appearance

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and that's coping of weeks to beinginteresting to see how that one shapes out,
because he was a pretty successful YouTubeguy and he was I don't know,
falling off with likes of subscribers orwhatever. And he's like, oh,
I'm gonna jump back on the youknow, trending side of things.
Is crash my plane. I'm guessingthey don't let him fly again, though,

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right, No, the f aA already snatched up his license.
He does all kinds of quote extremestuff. He hops freight trains, he
does a motocross jump near deaf well, I mean he's even doing a lot
less things. Now, that's juststupid when you gotta go to faking things

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like that and try to like comeon right right, Oh, anyway,
I'm triple x H. My nameis Xander. Remember where motocross pants?
Everything I go to? Anyway,a woman who Jos recently discovered their bank
account was over John by one hundredbillion dollars one hundred billion billion with the
bow Wow, what she buy?I know? Apparently a lot? Oh

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anyway, the bank fixed mistake.They looking into how that happened. Can
you imagine going to the bank andfinding account one hundred billion dollars? Right?
Drawn? Uh? What I kindof feel like the banko's you an
extra thirty five bucks, like areverse short draft emotional distress. Whatever my

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draft noticed his time's too right.There's KidGuard teacher in California with viral claiming
that she had hatched eggs from acarton of eggs that she bought a Trader
Joe's. Yeah, listen this crazystory. In the video, she says
that she incubated nine of a dozeneggs, along with three farm fresh eggs
for three weeks in her classroom.She marked Traded Joe's eggs so she could

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keep him separate. Three of thenine Trader Joe's eggs hatched. She says,
that's wild, since you don't knowwhere they've been or how long they've
been refrigerated. Now, a lotof people are saying, oh bs,
that's stage because there's no way astore what sell fertilize eggs. So she's
been posting updates assisting, no,it's legit, it's legit, but there

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is God. This is so sketchingbecause the majority of my feelings and emotions
leaning towards the fact that there's ascam or it's something just again like the
dumbass airline dude, ye ever getsome abuse, But but here's the kind
of caveat to it all. It'sgenerally not possible to hatch commercial egg.

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Here's why because most eggs and grocerystores, well they're sold for poultry forms.
Were the laying hens of nevers seeinga rooster. But there's a caveat
to it because the egg industry hasbeen moving from the you know, the
cages, to more humane practices likepassion raised and free ranging chickens on smaller

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farms. Right, So it's Iwould say it's becoming increasingly possible for a
rooster to be in that flock.You know. However, the odds are
very, very small. But threeand one dozen, yeah, that seems
like it's a little bit of astretch. I mean, I'm all for
a scientific theory. I feel likeyou should be able to go to Trader

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Joe's and grab a couple of randomcartons and at least one of them you'd
be able to hatch at some pointout of the next hundred. I mean,
I don't even maybe a hundred,but three out of a dozen seems
a little much. Go by likeeight dozen and see if you can get
one to hatch. I don't know. That's just wild man. It's like,
wait a minute, all right,let's see twenty Chicago. He would

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have a couple of subway restaurants lastWednesday, and the first one went smoothie.
The second one, well, theyhad a different style dude behind the
counter because he walks in and says, give me out of bread, and
the guy behind it the what doyou call it? The sandwich? Yeah,
the sandwich artist was like, uh, would you like white wheat or

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multi gram all of it? Man? Yeah? Well, obviously the dude
ribbing to places like he took thegun to point it at the cat at
the cash reader said that brand.Damn it that brand. The police did
catch the guy, but it doesI don't know. It does seem well,

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you can open the puns and belike, um, give me all
the doughe man, give me outthe dough uh, and I want ten
large uh? I don't know.Uh. Sweet Teroka Chickens, give me
all your cheddar, give me outa green I need out a green man,
and then the extra cheddar. It'stoo funny, all right. So

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here's another fast food restaurant story,This one kind of cool. McDonald's here,
which saw Kansas said a world recordon Thursday after they process more than
three hundred and fifty orders through thedrive through in a single hour. That's
a car, it looks that's acar every ten seconds, every ten seconds.
So obviously a lot of people werein on this. Employees pitch the

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idea of the franchise owner last year. They've been planning it for over six
months. They're hoping to break threehundred. Well, they made us feel
three hundred and fifty six orders ina single hour. All customers were in
on it. So that's how theywere able to go so fast because they
you know, had this early lineupand had customers stretch over a mile long.

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They intensely made their orders really reallysimple. Just coffee, just give
me a coffee, yeah, orcheezburger. You know, every car went
through had something to you know,they had order something and pay and get
their food to qualify as as passing. The owners say the drive to the
location is always pretty fast, butif Kennis confirms this record, they'll officially

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caught the fastest drive through in theworld. Wow. Pretty impressed. I
mean when you think about ten secondsin order, that's quick. Man it's
one thing. If you're doing thatfor five minutes a whole hour, you're
you're that's a that's a big effort, man, Yeah, it is.
All it takes is one dude that'sthere for lunch, Like, oh,

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I don't know. Imagine rolling upto that drive through and messing everything up,
right, Like now, I wanta quarter pounder without cheese and with
extra pickles. Man fries with nosalt please, right right? I want
to fish filet. Just jag everythingup. Oh man, I'll have a

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soft serve ice cream. It's brokebecause they're always broke. He just screwed
everything up them at ten seconds andone dude at four minutes, right,
asshole? All right. So dogParking Montreal posted a sign that bands barking.
It says, quote, it's forbiddento let your dog bark wine or

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how and if your dog barks,you can face fines of three hundred and
seventy to fourteen hundred and seventy fivedollars. Wow, that's us dollars,
baby. So I imagine if you'rea dog on it, you're like,
well, how in the hell amI supposed to I'd say I'd be a

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little confused if I took my doginto that particular dog park. So he's
folksman says that it's a reminder aboutexisting law related to controlling domestic animals in
public. Sounds like neighbors complained,but you know they can play. The
park was too noisy, and thesign was to put up to I guess
reduced probably the nuisance, but it'sunclear how they're enforced that rule. And

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then a fair enough way to findpeople that much money. Fourteen hundred dollars
is a crap ton of money.Yeah, it is something your dog's doing.
It's not like you're not cleaning upafter them. I know what's funny
is there's an interview about it,because obviously the news are headed to the
dog park, and well we're inVescutti live from the dog park, and
here we are behind me, yousee the dog parking. Guess what you're

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hearing the entire time the interview isgoing on a dog's barking violators. Right.
I mean, I don't know aboutyou guys, but I should be
stressed about to go in there,knowing my dog barked, there's gonna be
fourteen hondo. Oh yeah, she'sit'd be like I'm doing with the kids.
Man, even a muzzle doesn't stopthem from barking, right, It's

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funny. How do you feel aboutthis? Stressful? I don't know.
Affirmation of the dog park. Areyou gonna be bringing your dog to this
dog park? Well? Meanwhile,dogs, But look everyone of those people
that bought a house near a dogpark, look, duh, guess what
you're gonna hear? Right, God, I don't understand why people people do

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this stuff. You know, it'slike the development moving into Bandonment. Will
you move next to your speedway?Guess what you're gonna hear? Cars?
Right? You know the air partwas out there right right? You moved
next to a dog park. Iguess at first, when you're viewing the
house, it seems a little cowcute. There's a dog park, right,
tpies everything. Yeah. Meanwhile,all the time you're like, yeah,

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all right till you go Super stories