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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One nine KBPI and your show time for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop that, y'all all stop?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah you are stupid stories brought you by Denver Broncos
preseason underway.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I was gonna say, well, some of these people just stupid.
They're really good at making bad decisions, like this forty
five roman in Texas. He got arrested because he kept
walking up the girls in a diaper saying goo goo
God guy asking.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Him to change him.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Man, what do you think was gonna happen? You idiot?
What A guy in Arizona was since twenty nine years
in jail after trying to kill his former bosses who'd
apparently talked about his hygiene habits or lack thereof. Oh no, yeah, man,
you're a stinky guy and you're trying to kill people. Man,
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let's see. Mm hmm. There's a fancy coffee out of
Panama set a record this weekend. Wow. It's sold for
thirteen thousand, seven hundred and five dollars a pound.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
So there's like a ground coffee you'd buy make at home.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah, we don't pay that much for coffee.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
It's crazy. Better give you superpowers of some sort.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Dude, right something USA Today shared a list of seventeen
metro areas you can still find rent Actually not bad.
You could rint a place for less than a thousand
bucks a month, you know where. Unfortunately, most of these
seventeen metro areas are at though where's that right along
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Mexican border?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Oh yeah. When I was looking at the list, most
of them were out in the middle of nowhere. Yeah,
none of them were in Colorado.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
No. See, that's interesting. There's a uh, apparently a report
out about Gemini's AI. Google's Gemini AI. That's what they can.
You know, we got chat GPT, Google has their own
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version Gemini, and then there's one or two other decent ones. Uh. Anyway,
there's something to miss with Googles.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Have you used it? Do you use?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
So?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
It comes up on my phone a lot, especially, I
don't know what the keyword is, but sometimes I'll be
watching videos and it'll pop up and then be like, Hi,
I'm Gemini. How can I help you?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Apparently, for whatever reason, Google's Gemini it's well, it's depressed
and it's having a lot of self esteem issues. This
is AI we're talking about. The AI is depressed. That
can't be good.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
It's probably because every time it pops up, everybody's like, no,
I don't need your help right now, stop bothering me.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Having self esteem issues? Isn't that weird that AI is
having self esteem? You're a computer. Shut up your computer program?
What do you mean self esteem issues? See for people
to say we don't have anything to worry about. What
happens when it goes from self esteem issues to you
know what, I'm mad at you all for ignore me issues?
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Not good. There's an argument as to which generation that
had to deal with the most tech changes in their life.
What generation is that?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
What do you think? I mean, Gen X, the one
I represent. When I was born, we didn't have any
technology per se, and we got fed the apple to
e in kindergarten. And it's right, you know, every couple
of years it's been in advancement.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I mean yeah, But.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Then again we are also sort of were bred into
that whole thing of change is inevitable. I know my
parents' generation, both my parents are fantastic with tech, but
you know that it's a lot bigger of a change
going from a typewriter to a computer thing.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
It'd be interesting to see that, actually, you know, who
knows it? Maybe this generation Alpha. Who's man? Who's to
say what the next ten years is gonna bring fifteen years?
It looks crazy? Yeah all right? How about this story?
Studying in the UK found the human connection in nature has
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declined sixty one percent in the past two hundred years.
Where's Avatar when you need it's? What was the place
called Pandora? Yeah, we gotta go to Pandora. Uh. There's
a guy who's been connected with a series of shootings
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at Wahwahs. He got arrested after a Pennsylvania cop caught
him up. We're leaving himself.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Sort of speak in a wild wall restaurant.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Or outside of a wild wall gas station. Yeah, you
dumb though? How about this story? Are electric vehicles making
you more carsick? There's a question what do you think?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Umm, is this as a passenger as a driver or yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Well this in particular story is about motion sickness in
the passenger seat.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Okay, evs h.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Well it's weird, But think about what happens in a
gas engine. There's a certain frequency and vibration, a rumble.
If you know when your car engine fires up, it's
believe or not. That's why kids go to sleep, Babies
if you can't get them to sleep, they say, drive
them around the car, because the engine and the frequency
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has a low resonance like hum, and it's very soothing.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
And comforting, almost like a white noise.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah, well, evs EV's don't have that. They don't have
that rumble of an engine or anything that's considered familiar vibrations.
So your brain gets a lot fewer clues about where
the car is at in speed or if it's slowing
down or whatever. It doesn't your brain's not aware that
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it's traveling, even though you know that you're traveling. As
weird as that is to say, electric cars, I also
have a feature called regenda of breaking, which creates a
slower de cel. Anyway, the story says, all these things
working together, and you got the perfect recipe for the
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possible puke. Okay, yeah, they're going to say it's a
neural mismatch, which means that your eyes, your inner ear,
and your body they're not on the same page as
they are with a traditional car, an engine and so forth.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
So I don't have any problems with motion sickness in
a car backseat. I can read a book and all this.
Julie's the opposite of that, like she can't do anything
in the car but basically be a passenger.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Because you you drive most places if you rode passenger,
when the last time you rode passenger for five six
seven hours?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Oh not not six seven hours. I mean I haven't
been in a car for six or seven hours in ages.
But Julie's driven on occasion and I don't get. But
when it comes to virtual reality stuff, I always get
most Julie doesn't have that, which makes me think there's
something to the vibrations and all that that, you know,
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keeps me in tune with the car because like in
the virtual reality thing, you don't have that the quote
familiar vibrations and and it's like it says when things
speed up or slow down, and it's you know, you
don't have the actual physical of that, like just the
visual of it speeding up and slowing down. That's when
I get it. So I wonder if I would have
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issues writing in a electric I.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Thought this always going to go other places. There was
just recent study about how the gas fumes from We
don't think about it, but there's if you ever walk
into a shop or a closed room that you've been
recharging batteries. You've got rechargeable batteries, you kind of have
a smell, right right. Well, apparently there's a lot of
that going and waking into the cars, making people more
sick and having you know, similar issues of them getting
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car sick. With some of the the gassing, I guess
you would call it, for the lack of a better way,
those batteries gas out a little bit. So those kind
of propagating into the cab are causing some well some
I guess, similar miscues and brain or whatever it is
anywhere that's making some people sick, and they're trying to
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figure out that too, especially in traffic scenarios, which is
kind of wild. All right. Somebody in Los Angeles broke
it to the store that sells let Boo Boo dolls
and then clean them out.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
See it for your La Boo boo.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Yeah, four massives shattered the glass front door at one
thirty in the morning. They wrecked the place. The owner
shared security footage, and they chose them clean out every
single one of their La Boo Boo dolls. It's funny
when people are like, you know, they're simply going for
like it's just the softy, it's just stuffed animals. I
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gotta have all those dolls, the store says combined worth
over seven thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
It's a lot of la boo booh, that is man.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Of course, some people joked into comment sex what was
that three Labooo dolls?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
It looks like some of those can resell for five
hundred dollars. Nobody's found the people yet who stole all
the Laboo dolls. So watch out hot new crime right there, man,
hot new ticket.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Check going out the flea market this upcoming weekend. Look
out for hot la booboos right uh.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
And lastly, you gotta you gotta love the place we're
chucking cheeses duved at One place where a kid can
be a kid. Yeah, yeah, okay, I guess that doesn't
work for adults. Adults who can't you can't be a kid.
This unidentified a woman in California was chuck and cheese Thursday,
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and apparently she decided to go inside a kid's game
called snow Day. She got a whole damn arm stuck
somehow inside of the machine. A bunch of firefighters had
coming for her because a bunch of other parents like
I can help you. I can get you out. Blah blah.
Nobody can get her out. Took freaking firefighters twenty three
minutes to get her out. And again. Kids go into
a large phone boot shaped chamber. Then balls drop from
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the top. You're supposed to grab the balls and put
them into a hole with a in the like a
certain amount of time, the woman got her whole damn
arm stuck inside the hole.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
She could move, and a bunch of people were video
owners to help her.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Oh. It's unclear why she went in the game or
why she stuck her arm in the hole. Either she
did know what she was doing, or she fell into
it oh no, or maybe she's trying to retrieve something
and falling into it.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Who knows.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
A chuck of cheese. Spokesperson said the game does not
pose a risk, but yet I like this. This is
their quote. A young adult was playing one of the
games intended for children, decided to stick their arm in
a hole not intended for her hands or arms. It's
the nicest way of calling out a parent ever, right,
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In other words, your dumb ass.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
We've got the video here. It looks like she it's
the hole where you put the balls to score the points. Yeah,
decided to reach down it for some reason.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Like why did you put your arm in that silly lady?
Well now you know, now you know you're that woman.
It went viral from a Chucky Cheese video. She's trying
to rob the damn machine. I don't know what I'm doing,
trying to rob it.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
So if you see that machine shut down at Chuck
E Cheese the next week, just know they're waiting to
put warning labels on it. Yeah, do not stick any
body parts in this hole.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Ladies, at your arm fellas, you know, you know,