Facebook owes you money. And a Buffalo Wild Wings Employee didn't want to work.

Facebook owes you money. And a Buffalo Wild Wings Employee didn't want to work.

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One O seven nine KBPI Andy yourshow time for stupid stories, y'all,
stop you all right, stupid storiesbrought to you by you. Thirtieth anniversary
day, you guys crazy. Thirtiethanniversary feels like three, it really does,

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all right, So tell me thisisn't like a tragic stroke of bad.
Look, my anniversary falls on Nationalcat Lady Day. Oh god.
The only thing you know about Nationalcat Lady Day the people that are celebrating
that are gonna do so alone.Shut up. All right, here we

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go. Good news for the shelters, though, today is the day to
go grab another one. Yeah,weirdod cat lady? All right? How
about this a black bear? Andthis actually pretty funny when you think about
it. Black bear. He breaksinto a car in Canada. And this
black bear drank sixty nine Kansas soda. Wow, sixty nine. Damn,

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there's seventy Kansa soda. Just plush, you know, as a bear would.
Right, it's five twelve packs andan extra nine. Yeah. Apparently
the bear started with orange soda.Oh, then made its way through cola
Coca cola, okay, enjoyed someroot beer, and unfortunately the bears said,

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I've had enough when he got tothe diet soda. That's pretty funny.
Bears won't drink diat I guess notdinn sooda's bear proof apparently. I
wonder what's in it that makes thebears say no, oh, it's a
sweet sweet not so sweet saccary orwhatever. The yeah, fake sugar.

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Not big fans of that, theyknow the difference. Huh yeah. New
York City has well has been rankedas the wealthiest city on the planet,
on the whole planet. Wow,yeah, oh wow. I wasn't thinking
this is what you're gonna hear withNew York City because you hear so I

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think about everybody leaving the city,right, But yes, it doesn't matter
when you have ready for this.Three hundred and forty thousand millionaires that live
in New York. Wow, threehundred and forty thousand millionaires live in New
York. Apparently it's just the poorpeople leaving, because millionaires the ones who

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forty right. Tokyo was second withabout two hundred and ninety thousand. San
Francisco Bay Area third two hundred andeighty five thousand millionaires. I always thought
Singapore was way upon that list.Are they not in the top three.
Really Okay, yeah, who toguess that? Because San Francisco seems like

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a dirt nap now. But again, you have to be a millionaire to
live in San Francisco, exactly.This. Also there's another see old things
are bad. There's another story thatsays Chicago is one of the most helpful
cities in America based on stuff likevolunteerism and civic engagement. Did you see
what happened in Chicago this last weekend? Do you see those mob of like

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kids, They had like ten tofourteen year old fifteen year olds just mugging
and mobbing up stores, storefronts,like, yeah, it's crazy, Like
Chicago seems like it's wild West rightnow. They elected that new guy who's
who's you know, said several timesover he's gonna, you know, have

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less police and more social programs totry to get to the root cause of
the problem. Well, everybody's justlike, all right, no cops,
We're going crazy. It's wild upin Chicago right now. All right,
you're ready here. This is afalling satellite has a one and twenty five
hundred chance of landing on somebody today. This is the space lottery. Yeah,

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NASA says it's an old satellite.It's gonna fall back to Earth sometime
this morning, and there's a onein two thousand and five under a chance
it's gonna end up on somebody's head. Wow, do they have any idea
of whereabouts? It says it's beenup there since two thousand and two.
It's mission was to observe solar flaresfrom the Sun. They decommissioned it five

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years ago, and it's slow leavingfalling out of orbit ever since. They
say it weighs about six hundred andsixty pounds, So this thing is not
small. No, it's gonna bemoving at quite a speed when it finally
gets here. Yeah, it's likea I don't know, like a massive
deep freezer anyway. They're hoping whenyou say that too, but they're hoping,

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well, most of it burns upin the atmosphere during re entry.
How last they checked, their predictionwas that it would crash somewhere around nine
dpm Eastern time, which is comingup thirty pm. Oh yeah, so
I thought of it first seven thirtyto this evening. Okay, Now they're

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also saying that's just an educated guess. That really have no time as to
what it may happen, and theysaid it could come crashing down up to
sixteen hours earlier than that, soit could be right now any minute.
Yeah, look up, and we'recool right now. I got my fingers
crossed that it hits the tennis courtsoutside my place, you think, you

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know, because well, hey,nobody's gonna be on the tennis courts R
and B. That gives me achance of you know, recovering some selling
it for a profit. Okay,I mean I can see that there's other
places I'd rather it hit, like, oh, I mean, be kind
of awesome if it dropped in TimesSquare's just say this right, dead nuts,

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Like, I don't want anybody get, you know, bombed up by
it. But if it just happenedto just right smack dab in the middle
year of the clashed into one ofthe buildings that doesn't actually house anything except
for the advertisements. Oh even better, Yeah, he appealed one of the
big you know through screen. Ohyeah, big ass hole in it.
Honey, Look they're something blued upthe screen. That'd be great, all

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right, Um, sounds like aMark Wahlberg movie. Oh yeah, anyway,
Facebook Facebook has agreed to we'll payeverybody. Oh, so they settled
that class action lawsuit for seven hundredtwenty five million dollars and my friends,
you guys, probably the title fora little bit of that money case dates

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back to Cambridge Analytica. It wasa scandal of twenty eighteen where they,
I guess, there were allegations thatFacebook share to users info with third parties
without their permission. They still denydoing that, by the way, but
if you had a Facebook account betweenMay twenty fourth, two thousand and seven
and Decepber twenty second of twenty twentytwo, which makes I don't know everybody

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eligible just about yeah. Yeah.You can file a claim online so that
you download a form you meil itin. Takes a few minutes to do
it. You just gotta give themyour user name, your contact info,
and how you like to receive yourpayment. So it's a little bit of
money out there. What will itequate? Two? Well, despite it's

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funny, despite it being a sevenhundred twenty five million dollars settlement, it's
uh, it's gonna break down tooabout five dollars per person. Oh,
it's funny because originally they were tryingto get about one hundred and twenty five
dollars per person, and that waswith the original four hundred and twenty five

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million dollars settlement, but lawyer feestook up, well, it took up
the majority chunk of the seven twentyfive. So instead of getting one hundred
and twenty five dollars, you're gonnaget five five five bucks. That's crazy,
isn't it? Like? Damn lawfees and court costs ate up millions,

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hundreds of millions of dollars. That'scrazy. Wow, all right,
twenty one year old woman, checkout this get out of work program.
She's twenty one years old. Shelives in New York. Her name is
Jayleen Mota now, and she wasrecently hired by Buffalo wild Wings. But
she didn't want to go into worklast weekend. She's been working there for

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like a month. She's already burntout of wild Wings time. Yeah,
you know what, I don't wantto go in. So she hats this
brilliant plan to get out of work. She sent text messages to random people
claiming that somebody was gonna go shootup the Buffalo Wilde Wings location. She
said it was gonna be a maskerand quote, lots of people are going

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down at Buffalo Wild Wings. Soshe puts all this in random text to
people. Well, she knew peoplewould you know, believer and warn the
restaurant, But she didn't think isthat people would call the police. I
don't know why she didn't think that. Probably because she's stupid. But yeah,
police were, Oh, I don'tknow, go figure easily able to

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track this dim wit down because theyjust it'll just back trade the text.
Man. Oh j where's these textmessages coming from? Who owns this phone?
Let's go have a conversation with her? I mean I was stupid,
can you be anyway? Um?Yeah, police contacted her, traced all

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the messages back to her. Shewas arrested. Now she's looking at up
to five years in prison. Ohwow, because she didn't want to go
to work. Come on, man, God, that is the dumbest plant
ever. Lots of people are gonnago down on this one, right,
you dumb ass? All right,So imagine you're this person, this dude.

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Oh they they only identified him asa as a man. Anyway,
he was driving a hearse down Iseventy at three in the morning, one
late night January twenty seven, thispast year. So this year, January
twenty seven. So the vehicle wentoff the road near a mile marker two

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twelve, right between Silverthorne and theEisenhower Tunnel. Okay, Now there is
video from the scene and it showsthe hearse. This is what's crazy.
The hearse is on this guy hanginghalfway off a snow covered roadway, dangling
over a big cliff. So run. There's a responder like this officer when

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you kid. You see his cameraon the video and he says, that's
a lucky mother effort right there,because the hearse is on this gout dangling
half off the cliff. Yeah,which is just wild to think about.
And you know what, the onlything that was keeping him from tipping over
was the dead body that he wascarrying. Oh no, wow. The

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driver said that the weight of thebody he was transporting helped privent the car
from falling over that edge. Alittle teeter totter action. Yeah, I
had a clip from the footage.The young driver of the car can be
heard recounting his experience over the phone. He said, they literally bounced me
all the way over the cliff.The young Man said during his conversation,

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he said, quote, I waslike teetering, and then I was like
oh my, I was like holy, he says the effort. He said,
it was smoke everywhere, so Iwas coughing, but the only thing
to keep me from going over wasthe body behind me. Oh yeah.
Man says that that passenger hadn't alreadybeen dead, he surely would have been.

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He was alive. So yeah,if you're out there and you can't
find your purpose in life, maybeyour purpose in life wasn't fulfilled while you're
alive. Maybe you're just supposed tobe. There's ballast support for somebody else.
Sam Ruthless, You're nothing more thanballast. You're dead weight. Oh

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killing men, thirty five