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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O seven nine KBP I and your show time
for stupid stories. St y'all all stop.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
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We're gonna have Nick Thune in a little bit later today.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
All right, Oh man, so let's get into him. Eighteen
year old New York City was fired from Walmart. And
then well then you threatened to blow the place up.
Oh I'll blow this place up and fire me.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Dare set up that. I'm just blow everybody. Everybody's gonna die,
y'all gonna die. I'm gonna blow it up. Yeah, he
was arrested, dummy.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I was gonna say, getting fired from Walmart not the
greatest thing in the world. But you can move on.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
I feel like you gotta do a lot to get
fired from Walmart.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
I mean, this guy was threatening to blow places up.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Maybe maybe one of the most brilliant guy to have
as a greeter.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Uh all right.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
A woman on TikTok has shown proof that the Kellogg's
Rice Crispy treats and larger forty count boxes are actually smaller,
significantly smaller than ones and other boxes.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
So they rip you off. Man, be doing that? Those ah, you.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Think you're doing well by buying the bulk, and they're
just shrink inflation again.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Have you noticed the cereal boxes all getting thinner? God,
it's crazy, all right. A door dash driver was well.
She was delivering one hundred plus pounds of dog foods,
like just over one hundred pounds, twenty five pound bags.
She had four of them. Store put the bags in
her car and she went off on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
She was like, oh hell no.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
She went on TikTok to announced she will not be
lifting those heavy bags of dog food out of her
car and taking them to the person's door. Oh hell no,
it's just loaded up, you know at bombs. I'm not
doing that, Isn't it weird? Nowadays? So much of his
attitude and you know how you sort of position it,
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so to speak, Like, if you're a door dash delivery person,
don't you inherently know that you're gonna be carrying some
things that may be a little heavy?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Right?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I mean, and look, I don't know how DoorDash works,
but I assume you can turn down orders if you
can't handle it.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
And if you handle twenty five thirty pound bag of
dog food, come on, I realize it may be heavy.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I realized it. Maybe.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Oh god, that's straight. I can't believe I got work.
I gotta carry it back. And you know, so she
got drop out one hundred pounds. She's got carried, you know,
four bags. Yeah, Oh my god, it carry.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
This twenty five pounds back of dog food up your
front porch to leave it. Oh, I can't believe why
I gotta do this? But I mean, yo, you signed
up a door dash right.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
You know, people want to complain about everything nowadays and
the energy Natty she had around it Like hell there
they blah blah.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Blah blah blah blah. It's dark food ladies. Shut up? Man,
what's happened to the world where like, you know, yeah,
it may be heavy? Is it undoable? Unbearable?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Is it something you can't I guarantee you carry twenty
five pounds with the other stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
For right, you know?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Or rather than post a video, she could at least,
you know, mess be like, hey, do you mind giving
me a hand with this?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Mabe right? You want to get the other side of
this twenty five pound bag? Crazy?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
All right, there's a pretty funny video out there. It's
trending right now. Some gen zers get a hotel room,
somewhat stunned by the price of the mini fridge. They
actually so have you seen the new mini fridges they're
putting in fancy hotel rooms. So they have a weight
to the mini fridge. It basically the mini fridge, and
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this is what happens in the video. The mini fridge
will tell the hotel if you've put anything into mini fridge,
if you take anything out, if you replace anything, it
will basically rat you out. Yeah, so they couldn't even
put their own water into the mini fridge to cool it.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
They could, but they would be charged a fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Fee right for using the mini fridge to chill your
own water. That's fifty bucks. That's just hard right there.
That's not cool.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yeah, it's it's crazy. They end the video in kind
of a funny note. They say, can can we lower
the temperature of the room, and the lady is at
the hotel is like, oh, yeah, of course, sum status
right there on the wall, just lower down. She's like,
is there a cost of that too, because the women
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in the front of the hotel was like, no, you
can't put your own water and they're to cool it down,
or there'll be a fifty dollars charge.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
It's weighted, so any weight atted to it and wait,
move from it.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
All that stuff is all calculated. Yeah, it's all part
of the equation. Damn they get you.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Man already right.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
You can't even take a Recis's peanut butter cup and
then replace it with another recent peanut butter cup next day.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Is that nuts?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
All right? Something you may want to check out if
you're already boarded the Olympics. The Snall Racing World Championship.
It's riveting and stuff. It's yeah, there's highlights from the
Snall Racing World Championship in England.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I'm telling you it's good. Have you on the edge
of your seat. Uh.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
They put all these snails in the middle of the
table with a ring on the outer edge, and the
snail that makes it to the ring first wins.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Okay, how long does one of these races take? Does it? Say? Well,
there's a recent new world champion. His name is Jeff,
Jeff the Snail. Jeff the Snail.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I feel bad I would if they allow slugs in
this competition because look, let's be honest, just leveling with you,
you probably thought about it before, But slug can do
everything a snail can do, but without a helmet. This
slug's a little more of a rebel anyway. Four minutes
five seconds. Jeff just set the new record. Four minutes
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five seconds.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Impressive, Tome scoop.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
I don't know how big the spring is, but I'll
go with that. But yeah, it's impressive.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Rivety and stuff, rhybty what snail races? Have you not
seen that movie Turbo?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I have not?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
No, just that all over again. Uh, all right, we'll
call this one. Give me all your money and take
a clothes off. How about this funny scam and having
to Ohio. A woman fell victim to a horrifying and
very unusual scam, a coding police support. She lost nearly
six thousand dollars and the criminals convinced they are stripped.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Down on camera.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
This is so stupid, like honestly, like, ladies, come on
this woman.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
She I mean, in a way I feel back forward
because she's stupid. She is an idiot.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
So started started with a phone call and what appeared
to be this woman's bank, a Huntington Bank customer service call.
Now it is tricky because the scammers there's now this
technology allows.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
You to fake your phone number, right, spoofing. Yeah, have
you seen that? Yep? Yep? Have you? Oh you see
you have you seen on your phone when the scam
calls hit you up?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
So I have a little thing on there that basically
says someone's trying to spoof. It's most likely a scam
that comes up.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
On my Oh okay, yeah, what's the big thing. Well,
the crime happened this woman last Tuesday. She told police
that the caller told her there was a fraudulent charge
on her account. And she didn't move her money to
another account, it all would be stolen.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
She said. The man on the phone gave her the
number to a.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Chase Bank debit card and told her to add it
to her Apple wallet. Like that ain't a freaking red flag.
Come on, man, here, take this take this number, add
it to your wallet. And then sounds like, you know,
they get somebody. Here's what happens. They get somebody to
panic a little bit. Oh, thinking that says, oh my
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gott to go lose all my money. The brain goes
into this's, oh my gosh, I can't lose all my
money mode. Your money's in danger or whatever. So basically
they get really panicked about what to do, and they're
not necessarily able to focus, you know, on the part
of the brain it should be focusing. Focusing, then on
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a could this be a scam?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Anyway?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
The caller told her to tap that Chase debit card
on her Apple wallet at the ATM, transferring nearly six
thousand dollars to this unknown checking account. Oh brutal right, yeah,
And then when she gets home, the same man, same
dude posing as a bank employee, called her on FaceTime
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told her that she needed to do a full body scan.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
How idiotic is this woman?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
They said she needed a full body scan to verify
her identity due to a failed transaction. So the woman
told police that she undressed completely naked and stood in
front of the camera spun in circles on FaceTime. Oh,
oh my god, why would you think you need to
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strip down naked? Like Here's and here's the part where
she realized it was a scam. It wasn't when she
was asked to strip down naked. It was only when
she was naked turning in circles she heard the dudes laughing. Oh,
because the guy's laughing about what this woman would would
do have to lose her money.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
They're like, can you believe she did it?
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Oh? She did it? No, I mean.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Obviously the people in the bank are like, we will
never FaceTime you tell you to take your car. What
you need to do is a full bodies can when
you remove your clothing and it's on FaceTime, no wonder,
they're laughing. This woman's an idiot.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Only Wells Fargo would ask you to do that.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
No other bank, look, because I'm a Wells Fargo customer,
and that when we've done it seven six six seven
tons maybe eight, Well, there was that one time I
called them and to ask you they need another one?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
So nine nine, that's it all right.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
If you're if you're taking a rental car nowadays, you
might want to do a quick check. Make sure there's
no belongings in your rental car when you leave. This
person didn't do that. Police in Nebraska looking for somebody
who returned a rental car with nine pounds of methan
it Wow.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Local police.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
They do add some info on who rented the vehicle,
but they're also inviting to, you know, to the person
that rented whoever left this math. Hey, here's your chance
to own up to it. They went a social media
posted this, feel free to stop by the police department
speak with Officer Marquez. Apparently he's more than happy collect
your information. Take you for a short walk across the
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street to visit the beautiful Hall County Department of Corrections.
They include a photo of the drug and said are
these your drugs question mark.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
It's unclear if anybody's been arrested yet, but I'm sure
they will be soon. That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Oh you imagine being that person and left all that
behind like you did what I didn't grab the duffer back.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
I mean, you can't go back for that either.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I mean you can, you can, but you gotta the
paranoia is gonna be way high.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
They've already found it.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Well, I mean, look, you can go get now and
picking up a police station. A local news station in
Texas had a report this week after one of their
own anchors got arrested for breaking somebody's nose.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
I hope to put this woman back on the air.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
To a woman, I hope they put her back on
the air so she can give updates on herself. Her
name is Heather Covar. Now Apparently she's been the weekend
anchor for over a year. And apparently this place, this
TV station is right next to college station where Texas
A and M is So Tuesday, it looks like, oh,
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it looks like the story was first revealed on competing
news station.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Oh oh.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
And then the person whose nose she broke, Yeah, her boyfriends.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Oh okay, So.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
They were arguing at a tex Mex restaurant across the
street my Heather's apartment on Monday night. She apparently had
a few marguerite. Oh it's never a good combination. No,
oh man, Well, apparently they left, went back to her apartment,
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things turned physical. She punched her boyfriend in the face
twelve times.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Oh, look, she's a boxer.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
And then she bit his arm, scratched up his other arm,
and this dude barricaded himself in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Come on, man, like, you can't handle Heather.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Really, I saw a picture. She's a big girl, is she?
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Yeah, well he gotta be a big guy. Then you
think he's one of those skinny guys of the big girl. Like,
come on, man, you can't look. I realize that, you
know today it's frowned upon, But look if a girl
is hitting you in the face twelve twelve times.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Look after two, it's gonna be bruises. Let's see is
that her? That's her?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
I mean she looks so nice. She does kind of
got a caring thing. But I mean, Colin, dude, you
got to you got to fend yourself. You can't bear
what kind of dude hides in the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Come on, man, she's all juiced up on the margs
to kill a power.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Court documents said he ended up with a bloody and
broken nose. She's facing domestic violence charges. I hope they
let her back on there so she could report on herself.
Uh but dude, come on, man, handle it all right?
And now oh man, now we get to it.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Story of the day. Who dun dun dune.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Ford, the Ford Motor Company sucks all right? For motor company,
this fired for a patent. This patent is on a
camera system that reports speeding vehicles to authorities and also notifies.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Them if you're speeding.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
So a patent application was followed by Ford titled Systems
and Methods for Detecting speeding violations.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Like if that doesn't give it away right there? If
that doesn't scream I'm a snitch. Then what will like,
come on? This is Ford. They make cars that go
faster than the speed limit, like damn.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Now, as you get into details of this, it gets
worse and worse and worse, all right. So Ford's been
discussing using vehicles to monitor monsor each other's speed and
this particular application. So when a vehicle is equipped, the
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automobile detects nearby vehicles that are traveling over the post
of speed limit.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
So it's not just checking the current driver of the Ford,
it is checking all the cars around the Ford.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
So cargo cars nowadays have cameras on every panel. On
the front of the car, rear of the car, side
of the car all have cameras and Ford is using
this technology those cameras to enforce well speeding violations. And
here's what's crazy. Not only is it identifying the car,
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it's taking pictures of your car.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
And this is this is you.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Just driving down the road in your Dodge Hellcat, all right,
you passing f one point fifty. It takes photos of
your Hellcat and then sends it along with GPS notification.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Where you're at to local authorities.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
What what.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
The equipped vehicle will then be able to send a
report containing both speed data and photos of the speeding
vehicle directly to law enforcement and other roadside monitoring units.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Oh dude.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Ford said it in this application that the surveillance vehicles
would make law enforcements job easier. Yeah, go figure, because
they wouldn't need to quickly identify violations or engage in pursuits.
That the data would all be captured on camera, much
like a speed camera does.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Now they can just send you a ticket.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Wow, dude, I wonder if they're going to be synced
up so that if you pass this car and then
you pass the next car too soon, is it going
to match those up and be like.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
That's exactly how it's gonna work, is it yet?
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Oh? No? So if you're just in your own car,
maybe an older car, you know it doesn't have some
of this Wi Fi technology or whatever. Even in your
old car, it's gonna stap photos of it, of the
plate ways to identify it and then send it to authorities, and.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
It's gonna have the mile per hour in which you're traveling.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
That's what's crazy. It's basically a snitch system, right, It's
gonna rat out not only is it ratting out other cars,
rats out you Like, that's insane. Why why would anybody
buy a Ford.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Because it sounds like it would be a target for
you know, vandalism. Just come up and spray paint. You
see a forge, You're like, oh, I'm just gonna spray
paint all the cameras.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Right, So, speed cameras currently serve as stationary enforcements of
speed limits, although they can only issue tickets based on
the vehicle's license plate number because they're unable to confirm
the driver identity. Sometimes you gotta those tickets with that. However,
according to this because the real officers wouldn't be present
to witness the alleged speeding violation, it remains unclear in
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some states as to that legal argument whether or not
that's fine. But like here in Colorado we have wherever
there's speed cameras, this technology will fly.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
They're calling it the same as speed cameras.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
So around here, like if there's a van, they have
to put up a little blue sign that says photo
enforcement ahead to give you a little war.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
I don't think they have to do that. Now, initially
they did, but they don't have to do that.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Now, but when I saw the other day still has it,
so they're still doing it.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
I wouldn't think they would do it if they didn't
have to.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Well, anywhere there's speed camera because they're good. You know,
they just had that first way. I think it was
starting Aurora, but now they're moving all through Denver. Those
speed cameras that are up everywhere, and it's just it's busting.
It can go incy monitors something like four to six
lanes and it does you know, photos every one hundred
thousands of us saying it's nuts. But it doesn't need
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to be how is it identified. They're just stationary and
they're on tons of streets to Aurora and they're moving
to put I think what it was like fifty fifty
five or so cameras in the Denver area now because
it was so it was such a money maker for Aurora, right,
But they just proved that last year. So those are
going in effect this year and they don't have to
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have the signs up.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
They're just gonna be up.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
So some places I'm sure maybe a van, yeah, but
they don't have to identify speed cameras.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Now they could be everywhere and I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
You know, you just imagine just normal commune on twenty five.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Oh yeah, anytime you're just you know, coming home from
someplace open roads doing.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
And you just pass a you know, f one fifty. Sure,
next thing, you know, you got a cobway noney or
a ticket to mail.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Oh man, that was suck that.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
And with all these cameras, they're definitely gonna be I
will tell who's driving. You're not gonna be able to
pull the that wasn't me driving. And they're like, which
of these eight photos would you like to see?
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Is this you? Is this you?
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Here you are from the side, Here you are from
the back.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
You are eating a you know, a candy barther, You
are drinking that that you waving. Here's you on your
cell phone. Uh yeah, I'm sure they'll I have all
the data back it up. But it's just man snitch system, Yeah,
brought you by Ford. Watch out, man, dude. It's just
a partnership with you know, authorities and just the fact
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that's snitching on you.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
It's part down.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Like I'm like, oh man, you forward mind your Ford business.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
But it's gonna rat everybody out. Oh