January 29, 2025 • 11 mins
Gym Teacher was so drunk, he maxed out the Breathalyzer.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop y'all all stop. Yeah you are stupid stories brought
you by.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Girl Scout Cookies. Girl Scouts get their cookies on Saturday.
Booths pop up on Sunday and just a fyi, all
the boxes are a dollar more this year than they
were last year.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
And you get a lot less cookies too, because they
put him in the BS sleeves, the whole pre motive
sleeve where he used to get a ratchet ass bag
that would rip open.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
But it was a whole I mean they were just
stacked end on end on end.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Great now, Yeah, six bucks a box for thin mints, man,
that's boot.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Anyway, I'll be buying some.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Uh Tom Selle, Happy eighty eightieth birthday, eighty eighty.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
He's doing his own reverse mortgage.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Man.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
I feel like his mustag gotta be like seventy three.
Apparently Ali Bobo's got a re out the show coming
on TLC. Really, it's safe to say dude's killing it.
Oklahoma States wants some ambiography. That's the news. I feel
like porn stars in this case. Uh, they've they were
(01:14):
not take this standing up. That's gonna lay down for
this one. Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I'm sure he's hoping to bring that industry to its knees.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Uh. Anthony Mackie, Uh boy, he's uh, he's got his
whole ass foot in his mouth.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
He's the dude who's gonna play cat in America or
just like on my foot showing my foot all who mouth.
I guess he was.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
I know he was Rome on Monday and he said,
quote for me, captain America represents a lot of different things,
and I don't think the term, you know, America should
be one of those representations. Uh huh. Obviously people weren't
(02:02):
having that, so yeah, that's a probably not the right
thing to say.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I don't know, call me crazy.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Oh wait, Captain America doesn't represent America. Yeah, but you
know about doomsday clock.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Oh, I know, we're getting close to the end. They
adjust it when they think that the world may be
in more turmoil or less turmoil. They'll turn it back
on occasion.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Yeah, well it was set to eighty nine seconds to midnight.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Closest it has never been Yeah yeah, good band name though,
what eighty nine seconds to midnight or or global catastrophe? Yeah,
maybe that's the album name.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Oh yeah, until it changed it to eighty eight seconds
to midnight and it's crewed all right, thanks to fake
news on social media. This poor dude in Las Vegas
owns an ice cream truck. He's being mistaken for immigration
and customs enforcement. The truck does not look like a
damn the police vehicle at all, but it does have
(03:12):
ice on the side of it, so ice cream.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
So he's like, damn y'all. Hey, yeah, imagine I'm just
trying to sell ice cream.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Man. I would think an ice cream truck and bag
be up pretty good.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Look, his business has gone down dramatically in the last week.
Looks like most people playing spend their tax returns on
things like Bill's utilities, groceries, and credit card debts. So yeah,
necessities that are big this year. It's funny where else
(03:48):
let's see this is kind of in a weird twist
of irony. The Johnstown Flood Museum in Pennsylvania is temporary closed.
Temporary closed because of flooding. Oh guy in Pittsburgh land
in the hospital Monday after he used the bathroom at
city Hall.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Oh, what's wrong with the bathrooms at city Hall?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
I guess the damn toilets exploded. Happened near the mayor's office.
They thought it was terrorism at first, it was just
bad plumbing. Apparently the toilet tank shattered and sit shard
of porcelain flying. A spokesperson said that the quote fixture failed. Okay,
(04:36):
was this a particular large man? Sixty five year old
man who was using the toilet ended up with a
gash on his leg, described as a non life threatening Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
The buildings over one hundred years old and needs renovations.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Local media recently reported on a peeling paint, broken urinals,
and a moldy water fountain. Dude, yeah, see the water
foundin we got here at iHeart. I don't know what
the can going on with that thing. It's got a
whole ecosystem growing underneath it.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
It's wild. You see nothing?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Who's gonna take a drink out of this thing?
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Man? That should be a payoff on a bat. Come
down and drink out of the iHeart water.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Found you talking about it sketchy. We'll posted a picture
of it.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
It's I feel like you should get a Tetnis shot
every time you drink out of it. Seventy two year
old bus driver school bus driver. Nonetheless, do you have
an old bus driver when you were a kid.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I always thought they were old, but I don't think
they were seventy two years old old.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I don't know, man, I feel like ours, Miss Christiansen.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Dude, she was a heavy betty too. Man, she's a
big girl. She drove a bus like crazy lady. She
put us in the field. We lived on this winy
ass road because I'm just school way out in the country.
I mean in a Kentucky An old country road is
far over than country roads here. It's like one and
he just turn turn up to turn the wind one.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
It's nuts.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
This this old bag with a haul ass on that
school bus and haven't help anybody that was coming in across.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
It was wide. She would go through a turn just
I don't care. If people are coming, they'll move for
this big betty.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
These things, yeah, man, she did not care. Seventeen year
old bus driver Hartlet was arrested, facing multiple charges, including
operated while intoxicated. Now police say, you wouldn't let the
kids off the bus, and he was driving radically. The
driver eventually stopped the bus, and parents who arrived to
pick up their children confronted him because they've been chasing
(06:38):
the bus. He wouldn't he wouldn't let the kids out. Oh,
not getting off yet. I'll let you know when i'm stopping. Uh.
The entire bus was evacuated, and then the guy that
was driving the bus, he just said f y'all and
drove away.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
He said, take all the kids, let him all out.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
And he drives off. Yeah, you're gonna get busted for that.
He felt a field sobriety test and up in jail.
A man got arrested or not arrested. A man was
killed after he was caught in a wood chipper in Florida. Oh,
here's what happened. It looks like a contracted tree trimming vendor.
(07:17):
He was trimming trees by himself on the first day
of a project at the town hall building.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Said.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
The man died from his injury sustained in the accident. Yeah,
Occupational Safety and Health Administration, or as we like to
call him, Oh shah, oh No, they showed up and uh, yeah,
an investigation is forthcoming. Dude, that sucks.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
That'd be the worst way to go. Wood chipper.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, I think it said head first.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah, it looks like he fell into it. I wasn't
gonna leave that in there. Yeah, better to go that way.
Boom boo. I mean I guess coming all the way.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Up the other way. Yeah, I mean, but dude, probably
save yourself you go the other way.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Maybe. I don't know. I don't want to find out.
We're like going running the you know, scenarios through her
head right now. It's all bad. It's all bad. That's
all all right.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Fifty two year old Randall Villa Real. He's a middle
school gym teacher in Wisconsin. CoP's gonna call last Friday
about a hit and run crash at seven thirty am
in the morning. Yes, this is all happened in the morning.
This guy max out of breathalyzer. It turned out, Randall,
he dropped his kid off at a different school.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Oh yeah, that's a that's a good sign that you
need to be breathalyzed.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
And then he drove while was this, he rear ended
somebody on his way to work. Said boom.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Then after you you're into somebody. He left to scene
that too. He told the person he had to go
because he was teatri egging at the school. The person
he hit did get a shot of the license plate.
The cops found it smashed up on the jeep again
with smash bumper and all that stuff in the school
(09:19):
parking lot. They gave him four sobriety tests.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
He felt all of them.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
The principal asked him a search Randall's office. Guess what
they found.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Oh, bottles, lots of bottles.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
They found all kinds of alcohol.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
They breathalyzed him and he blew a point four, which
is five times a legal limit, and it may have
been higher, however, that's where the breathalyzer maxed out at.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Oh maxes out at four. That's doing it.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
You know, you look, you know you're a little problem
when you're tapping out the breathalyzer. Right.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Wow. A judge told him he's lucky to be a lie.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
He couldn't believe somebody could be that drunk, especially remember
at seven twenty in the morning.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah, I mean you got to work on that.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
You gotta get up. You gotta get up early to
get a jump on that kind of number.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Dude. I mean, yeah, I feel like you gotta started
drinking the night before hard and what's crazy.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Obviously he's facing multiple charges, including uh drunk driving, but
drunk driving with a kid in the car. And remember
he dropped this kid out of the wrong school. Uh man,
Daddy smells funny, Father year, I don't think so. All right,
(10:45):
seven thirty six, how about Savelle on the way.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
What do you have as far as tickets today, scoop?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
I got tickets to machine Head going on at the
fillmore I believe. Okay, yeah, machine Head with inflames lacunakoil
that is April fifteenth.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
All right, we'll have a pune with that. So did
you hear the announcement about Jake and Logan Paul? No,
they're not fighting each other. I'll tell you what's going
on there here in just a few And then the
you know, the Sweetheart's candy?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Oh love those. I've gone through three bags of those
already this season.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
What really?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yep?
Speaker 4 (11:19):
The yellow ones are the best now of this says
I'm to cheat the bye jewelry like Sweetheart's candy.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Anyway, they say they're marry me Hart's illegally binding this year.
Oh well that changes everything, does
One o seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop y'all all stop. Yeah you are stupid stories brought
you by.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Girl Scout Cookies. Girl Scouts get their cookies on Saturday.
Booths pop up on Sunday and just a fyi, all
the boxes are a dollar more this year than they
were last year.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
And you get a lot less cookies too, because they
put him in the BS sleeves, the whole pre motive
sleeve where he used to get a ratchet ass bag
that would rip open.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
But it was a whole I mean they were just
stacked end on end on end.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Great now, Yeah, six bucks a box for thin mints, man,
that's boot.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Anyway, I'll be buying some.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Uh Tom Selle, Happy eighty eightieth birthday, eighty eighty.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
He's doing his own reverse mortgage.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Man.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
I feel like his mustag gotta be like seventy three.
Apparently Ali Bobo's got a re out the show coming
on TLC. Really, it's safe to say dude's killing it.
Oklahoma States wants some ambiography. That's the news. I feel
like porn stars in this case. Uh, they've they were
(01:14):
not take this standing up. That's gonna lay down for
this one. Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I'm sure he's hoping to bring that industry to its knees.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Uh. Anthony Mackie, Uh boy, he's uh, he's got his
whole ass foot in his mouth.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
He's the dude who's gonna play cat in America or
just like on my foot showing my foot all who mouth.
I guess he was.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
I know he was Rome on Monday and he said,
quote for me, captain America represents a lot of different things,
and I don't think the term, you know, America should
be one of those representations. Uh huh. Obviously people weren't
(02:02):
having that, so yeah, that's a probably not the right
thing to say.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I don't know, call me crazy.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Oh wait, Captain America doesn't represent America. Yeah, but you
know about doomsday clock.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Oh, I know, we're getting close to the end. They
adjust it when they think that the world may be
in more turmoil or less turmoil. They'll turn it back
on occasion.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Yeah, well it was set to eighty nine seconds to midnight.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Closest it has never been Yeah yeah, good band name though,
what eighty nine seconds to midnight or or global catastrophe? Yeah,
maybe that's the album name.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Oh yeah, until it changed it to eighty eight seconds
to midnight and it's crewed all right, thanks to fake
news on social media. This poor dude in Las Vegas
owns an ice cream truck. He's being mistaken for immigration
and customs enforcement. The truck does not look like a
damn the police vehicle at all, but it does have
(03:12):
ice on the side of it, so ice cream.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
So he's like, damn y'all. Hey, yeah, imagine I'm just
trying to sell ice cream.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Man. I would think an ice cream truck and bag
be up pretty good.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Look, his business has gone down dramatically in the last week.
Looks like most people playing spend their tax returns on
things like Bill's utilities, groceries, and credit card debts. So yeah,
necessities that are big this year. It's funny where else
(03:48):
let's see this is kind of in a weird twist
of irony. The Johnstown Flood Museum in Pennsylvania is temporary closed.
Temporary closed because of flooding. Oh guy in Pittsburgh land
in the hospital Monday after he used the bathroom at
city Hall.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Oh, what's wrong with the bathrooms at city Hall?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
I guess the damn toilets exploded. Happened near the mayor's office.
They thought it was terrorism at first, it was just
bad plumbing. Apparently the toilet tank shattered and sit shard
of porcelain flying. A spokesperson said that the quote fixture failed. Okay,
(04:36):
was this a particular large man? Sixty five year old
man who was using the toilet ended up with a
gash on his leg, described as a non life threatening Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
The buildings over one hundred years old and needs renovations.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Local media recently reported on a peeling paint, broken urinals,
and a moldy water fountain. Dude, yeah, see the water
foundin we got here at iHeart. I don't know what
the can going on with that thing. It's got a
whole ecosystem growing underneath it.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
It's wild. You see nothing?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Who's gonna take a drink out of this thing?
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Man? That should be a payoff on a bat. Come
down and drink out of the iHeart water.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Found you talking about it sketchy. We'll posted a picture
of it.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
It's I feel like you should get a Tetnis shot
every time you drink out of it. Seventy two year
old bus driver school bus driver. Nonetheless, do you have
an old bus driver when you were a kid.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I always thought they were old, but I don't think
they were seventy two years old old.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I don't know, man, I feel like ours, Miss Christiansen.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Dude, she was a heavy betty too. Man, she's a
big girl. She drove a bus like crazy lady. She
put us in the field. We lived on this winy
ass road because I'm just school way out in the country.
I mean in a Kentucky An old country road is
far over than country roads here. It's like one and
he just turn turn up to turn the wind one.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
It's nuts.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
This this old bag with a haul ass on that
school bus and haven't help anybody that was coming in across.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
It was wide. She would go through a turn just
I don't care. If people are coming, they'll move for
this big betty.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
These things, yeah, man, she did not care. Seventeen year
old bus driver Hartlet was arrested, facing multiple charges, including
operated while intoxicated. Now police say, you wouldn't let the
kids off the bus, and he was driving radically. The
driver eventually stopped the bus, and parents who arrived to
pick up their children confronted him because they've been chasing
(06:38):
the bus. He wouldn't he wouldn't let the kids out. Oh,
not getting off yet. I'll let you know when i'm stopping. Uh.
The entire bus was evacuated, and then the guy that
was driving the bus, he just said f y'all and
drove away.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
He said, take all the kids, let him all out.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
And he drives off. Yeah, you're gonna get busted for that.
He felt a field sobriety test and up in jail.
A man got arrested or not arrested. A man was
killed after he was caught in a wood chipper in Florida. Oh,
here's what happened. It looks like a contracted tree trimming vendor.
(07:17):
He was trimming trees by himself on the first day
of a project at the town hall building.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Said.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
The man died from his injury sustained in the accident. Yeah,
Occupational Safety and Health Administration, or as we like to
call him, Oh shah, oh No, they showed up and uh, yeah,
an investigation is forthcoming. Dude, that sucks.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
That'd be the worst way to go. Wood chipper.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, I think it said head first.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah, it looks like he fell into it. I wasn't
gonna leave that in there. Yeah, better to go that way.
Boom boo. I mean I guess coming all the way.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Up the other way. Yeah, I mean, but dude, probably
save yourself you go the other way.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Maybe. I don't know. I don't want to find out.
We're like going running the you know, scenarios through her
head right now. It's all bad. It's all bad. That's
all all right.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Fifty two year old Randall Villa Real. He's a middle
school gym teacher in Wisconsin. CoP's gonna call last Friday
about a hit and run crash at seven thirty am
in the morning. Yes, this is all happened in the morning.
This guy max out of breathalyzer. It turned out, Randall,
he dropped his kid off at a different school.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Oh yeah, that's a that's a good sign that you
need to be breathalyzed.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
And then he drove while was this, he rear ended
somebody on his way to work. Said boom.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Then after you you're into somebody. He left to scene
that too. He told the person he had to go
because he was teatri egging at the school. The person
he hit did get a shot of the license plate.
The cops found it smashed up on the jeep again
with smash bumper and all that stuff in the school
(09:19):
parking lot. They gave him four sobriety tests.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
He felt all of them.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
The principal asked him a search Randall's office. Guess what
they found.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Oh, bottles, lots of bottles.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
They found all kinds of alcohol.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
They breathalyzed him and he blew a point four, which
is five times a legal limit, and it may have
been higher, however, that's where the breathalyzer maxed out at.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Oh maxes out at four. That's doing it.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
You know, you look, you know you're a little problem
when you're tapping out the breathalyzer. Right.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Wow. A judge told him he's lucky to be a lie.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
He couldn't believe somebody could be that drunk, especially remember
at seven twenty in the morning.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah, I mean you got to work on that.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
You gotta get up. You gotta get up early to
get a jump on that kind of number.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Dude. I mean, yeah, I feel like you gotta started
drinking the night before hard and what's crazy.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Obviously he's facing multiple charges, including uh drunk driving, but
drunk driving with a kid in the car. And remember
he dropped this kid out of the wrong school. Uh man,
Daddy smells funny, Father year, I don't think so. All right,
(10:45):
seven thirty six, how about Savelle on the way.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
What do you have as far as tickets today, scoop?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
I got tickets to machine Head going on at the
fillmore I believe. Okay, yeah, machine Head with inflames lacunakoil
that is April fifteenth.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
All right, we'll have a pune with that. So did
you hear the announcement about Jake and Logan Paul? No,
they're not fighting each other. I'll tell you what's going
on there here in just a few And then the
you know, the Sweetheart's candy?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Oh love those. I've gone through three bags of those
already this season.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
What really?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yep?
Speaker 4 (11:19):
The yellow ones are the best now of this says
I'm to cheat the bye jewelry like Sweetheart's candy.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Anyway, they say they're marry me Hart's illegally binding this year.
Oh well that changes everything, does
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