How many times can you expose yourself in the Walmart Parking Lot before police are called?

How many times can you expose yourself in the Walmart Parking Lot before police are called?

Episode Transcript

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One O seven nine KVP. IAndy, your show time for stupid stories.
Stalt y'all all stop line, Yeahyou are stupid stories brought to you
by steal and Steel Dealers dot Com. Consume all right. So a teacher
in India got fired. Why didthe teacher get fired, scoop? Why
did the teacher get fired? Willie? Well, because the teacher was caught

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spending half third day playing candy Crush. Oh that's higher education, you know.
Apparently this teacher wastes a lot oftime on candy Crush, so much
so that well, class would start, he would say, Hi, do
whatever you want, and uh,he'd just go back to playing candy Crush.
So yet that's not Uh, that'snot the education they're looking for.

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I bet if you're a student,though, it's easy to pass. Tractor
trailer hauling forty six thousand pounds ofbeef crashed through Wendy's in Pennsylvania on Friday
morning. Where's the beef to Wendy's? Uh? A man is lucky to
be alive after he crashed his cardiolight pole rolled it over all because he
dropped his chicken sandwich in his floor. Oh ah, you dummy, price

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stamps just hiked up for the fourthtime in two years. Now stamps seventy
three cents. Wow, yeah,dude, January first, twenty twenty three,
there were sixty cents. Damn it'sa big jump. Yeah, it's
crazy. I stayed with seventy Goddamn seventy three cents. I mean,

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still coming. Impressive what you getfor seventy three cents? But damn right,
remember all those forever stamps. Ibought a forty one cents of stamp
y'all out of those now, Ithink I got like one little sheet left,
one little books left. But up, I bought one hundred dollars in
stamps like years ago, uh twoyears to get to them though. It's
awesome, all right. How aboutthis story? Uh so, been a

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lot of stories about thieves, youknow, who were caught after they robbed
the place, not once, nottwice, but several times over. We've
seen flash mobs where they rob peoplewho have a bunch of people trying to
rob a place. We've heard severalpeople get arrested for robbing you know,
several stores. But this one man, this one is kind of unique.

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This twenty seven year oldoman in Californianamed Florence Miller. She got arrested on
Thursday. She's been accused of stealingfrom the same TJ Max location more than
thirty times over the past nine months. Wow, you would think that this
woman be locked up, right,You would think that she's like thirty times

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thirty it's like once every week anda half or so she's getting busted.
God, and that's not even thetimes. And she does it and doesn't
get busted right anyway, the valueof the stolen merchandise is well over six
thousand dollars, includes you know,handbag, jeans, all the stuff you'd
expect she'll be stealing from a TJMax location. In most cases, the

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anti theft wirelocks were cut to removethe merchandise. So this one would come
in with some you know, biglike cutters of some device or some you
know, lock cutters, bolt cutters, whatever it may be, snap the
cable that everything is tied with,and then just walk out with it.
Anyway. She's now facing thirty misdemeanortheft charges. I don't know why to

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be misdemeanor anyway. She's also onprobation for theft from other stores as well,
and yet this woman, for somereason, still is able to walk
the streets like walk a son ofa bitch up this pharming demand. Now,

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this is my friends, this iscrazy. So he was clocked going
almost one hundred and sixty miles anhour on a highway to New Hamphaon State
Police. So they got a reportof a group of motorcycles operating quote hazardously.
A trooper in the state police airplane. Oh you know those signs were

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like, you know, traffic speedcontrolled by airplane. I'm like bull,
they never have it really Whenever Isee that, especially like going to Colorado
spring, Yeah, I'll open upmy sun roof and be looking around,
like are they up there? Isee no airplane. I don't see any
airplane up there. Liars. Anyway, it's in some places it's legit because
an airplane busted these motorcycles is haulingass One motorcycle in particular with a passenger

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on the back of it, wasshot with a radar doing one hundred and
fifty eight miles per hour. Now, this is what's crazy. They were
doing this while they were passing othervehicles going in between you know, vehicles
like splitting lanes and whatnot. Trooperclocked one motorcycle going one hundred and fifty
eight on the ground, another trooperrecording motorcycle doing one hundred and ten as

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it split lanes. Authority said thetrooper on the ground activated his blue lights
and saw a passenger on the backof the motorcycle, so he didn't pursue
it. Oh okay. However,state police in the airplane followed the motorcycle
and the trooper on the ground tryto stop him again. Apparently did not

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stop the first time, began passingother vehicles. This is what's crazy,
thirty say. At one point onI ninety five, he was clocked through
it one hundred and forty four milesan hour, splitty lanes, weaving in
out traffic. Oh, I mean, woof. That is sketchy man with
somebody on the back. Yeah.Now, I don't have a lot of

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experience with people on the back ofa motorcycle, but I feel like the
person on the back sort of hasto be a little I don't want to
say on board, but they Imean they have to lean when you lean
right, Mmm, you had somegrief sure. Anyway, this dude,
Dion, he was he stopped ata gas station when police surrounded him.

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He was charged with disobeyed officer,reckless driving, unregistered vehicle, OH,
unsafe lane changes, resisting arrest,reckless contact, UH, reckless conduct,
reckless conduct, deadly weapon, anda failure to display plates. What legal

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legal vehicle doesn't have plates? Imaginethat he actually is being held in preventative
detention. Said, they don't wantthis guy escaping. I mean, god,
you gotta you gotta be a sketchindividual, have a passenger on the
back and be split lanes at abuck forty four. That's insane. I
feel like that might be one wherethey crushed the bike. Yeah, like

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we're gonna make an example of thisguy, right, I mean that is
what's a what's the fastest you wouldsplit a lane at? I don't know.
I'm not very I don't split laneslike if you're in California and it
was you know the thing, becauseI feel like when I was in California,

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you're doing sixty five seventy five andpeople are passing you right splitting lanes.
I didn't know if there was alimit to where you're comfortable coming.
You know, I'm not split lanesenough where I'm comfortable doing it, you
know that fast at all. I'mreally comfortable on a bike, but I
just I worry about everybody else andit splitting lanes. Thing. I could
not imagine being a car and havinga bike come between you and the car

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beside you. I had a buckforty four. Imagine one hundred and fifty
miles an hour. It's some idiotthat is insane. Yeah, it's one
thing if you hear it coming,you're not hearing that coming. Oh no,
no, no, man, that'sjust like wow, you know,
one of the whole that guy,all right, what's worse than having your

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identity stolen? So the FBI inat Crime Complaints Center reports that something called
sim swapping and sim swapping complaints haveincreased more than four hundred percent in the
last year and a half. Newfederal regulations aimed at preventing what they call
port out hijacking is now under review. And it goes in this guy is

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a victim of it. What happenedHe gets up, you know, one
Monday morning, he said he wokeup, grat the cell phone to read
the news to goro through the memesall that stuff. Well, his phone
said it was out of service.He couldn't make calls or he couldn't text
anybody. That's weird, right,Yeah, well, then, he said,
Using his Wi Fi connection at hishouse, he checked his email and
discovered a notification of twenty thousand dollarsbeing transferred from his credit card to an

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unfamiliar Discovery Bank account. Ooh,so, he said. He throwt to
that transfer, reported the cell phoneissues, but by by that time it
is probably a little too late,because the nightmare was just starting. Days
later, somebody managed transferred nineteen thousanddollars from the credit card to another strange
bank account. It's basically a typeof fraud known as port out hijacking,

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also called sim swapping. It's aless common form of identity theft, but
there's been a lot of people aimedat this, and you know, it
looks like poored out of hijacking goesa step beyond you know, hacking into
and say, your your accounts ofstores or whatever. In this case,

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these will take over your phone numberand any calls going out or coming into
your phone, any data going outor coming into your phone. They control,
and guess what, they have allthe access to all your accounts via
two prong authentication. Oh so yeah, they use that too, prong authentication
that we all verify stuff on yourphone with right and get into everything.

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I can see that you click thaton your computer hoping for it come through
on your phone. Meanwhile somebody elseis waiting for it. Just y,
look, somebody's logging into their emails. Yeah, this is rough. It
doesn't help to have the banks andthe text to verify the transaction. When
the phone receiving the text is inthe hands of the very person trying to
break into your account. It justhelps them so they're able to when they

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have access to your phone change allyour passwords. Oh oof. Anyway,
experts say these scams are only increasingand becoming more sophisticated, and the data
is showing that these things are onthe rise quicker than any other scam out
there, So just be careful withit. That would change change passwords?

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How often? How often should youand slash do you change passwords? I
don't change my password if I don'thave to. Uh, I'm guessing it's
probably safe to do it every threemonths maybe trying to think. I'm trying
to think what ours is here?Maybe six months where they foreshooted. Oh

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yea yeah, yeah, yeah,I think that's six months? Is it
six months here? Yeah? It'sweird, man. Imagine just not having
any access to your phone, butall the info, the data everything have
on the cloud, all your passwordstoo, Prong authentication, everything is tied
to it. They have control ofI have some accounts that I've had for
over twenty years that have the samepassword as when I started, I know,

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and if you're accessing any of thoseaccounts with your phone, they steal
that access. O man, that'sthat sketchy, all right. Five people
were able to escape at hot AcidicPond and Yealstone National Park after their sports
utility vehicle they were right in,went out the road and ran into an
inactive geyser. Oh ooh. Thepassengers were able to get out the one

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hundred and five degree temperature water orcidic pond, whatever they want to call
it after their own crash. Theroad was closed for two hours while their
suv was extracted from nine feet ofgeyser water. Ooh, that was a
look. Uh all right, thisaxe, this axe williting woman in Hollywood

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kind of went on a rampage.This one was arrested after torching a bunch
of vehicles and threatening bystanders with anaxe. I mean she sounds pretty even
killed me sure. I mean,look, women go through rough things,
man. Uh. Anyway, shehad a vit of rampage in the Hollywood
Hills on Saturday. Cell Phone videocapture the Toyota Prius she set fire too,

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And let me tell you that thingis on fire here. Oh that
burned good. Yeah. It's gotlike an eight to ten foot flame coming
off the entire car. And itlooks like it's parked kind of right in
the room beside a bunch of othernice cars. She just covered gasoline and
towards it. That's a Prius,that's a hybrid, right. Yeah.
Once those catch on fire, there'sno way to put them out, right.

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It's got all the burnability of petroland all the burnability of the bad.
Yeah, magnesium is a mother theburner. Man. You can't put
it out. Uh, super hotanyway, says. The motive behind the
fiery rampage is unclear. She wasonly described as a white woman who would
taken it to custody. I imagineso just looking seven rough day, man,

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like I just want to light thingson fire? And then lastly,
how many times can you expose yourselfbefore they call the cops? In this
case, where's my lead sheet?This this dude, I don't get his
name? Oh yeah, perfect,So a man accused of this is what's

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kind of funny? Exposing himself multipletimes to women in a Walmart parking lot
and answers more than one. Then, yeah, so kind of funny.
What happened? And when you're havingpolice department? Said? This guy named
Trinell Alexander Webster thirty three. Hedrove to Walmart around six forty five pm

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and apparently parked beside of a vehiclewoman sitting there her vehicle waiting for a
family member inside the store. Ablue Toyota Corolla pulls up beside her,
and a few minutes later, pleasesay, the woman glanced over in saw
what's his name? Trynell exposed himselfand giving her a little you want to
come look at this anyway? Thewoman at first, she didn't call a

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cop. She just she said that'sdisgusting. Apparently she started a car and
moved to another area in the parkinglot. Oh okay, very responsible way
to deal with it, right,Well, a few minutes later, I
guess who shows up beside her?Oh come on, come on, try
now. After a few minutes,yep, Chrynelle shows up again right beside

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of her and exposes himself again.Now now you're just asking to get busted.
Yeah, what's funny is this womancalled the cops after the second time.
However, she goes back in socialmedia reports the fact what happened,
and it looks like she reported onsocial media. And that's when another woman

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came forward and said, the sameblue Toyota camera or crolla whatever it was,
did the same thing it hurt justa few days before that. Sure
enough, same dude, same guy, And uh, look he exposed himself
five times to two women in twodays, three days. It looks like,
so that's about how many times youcould do that before the cops kill

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and the rest you. Uh,that's funny though, when you're on social
media and go, you know what, that happened to me too, and
it's the same guy, police said. It's funny that apparently Tyrell he drives
a long way from his work inBrandon. He sometimes quote decompresses by driving

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around the Walmart parking lot before goinghome, and that's how he likes to
drive apparently. But that didn't well, didn't explain why he was exposing his
dangling all these women in parking lot. I mean, that is something just
we're like, hey, hey,you want to you want to see?
Like, what do you? Idon't even the most crowded Walmart parking lot.

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You should be able to find amore secluded place than following this lady
around. He it's me again.I noticed you moved across the parking lot
for some unexplained reason you could escapethis. Uh, silly boy, put
it back in your pants.