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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine KBP I and your show time
for stupid stories. Stop y'all, all stop. Yes you are
stupid stories brought to you by.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
The Billy Birch Pub where we're gonna be Thursday night
looking up some people with some keys.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
He's out Harley Davison. And what a way to kick
kick your summer up a gear or two? Good it,
get it level up? Est got you can win a
Harley Davison. How's that for a prize? Like one day
you don't have a bike, next day you're just ripping
around the mountains, the canyons, going up, doing a little
throttle therapy wherever you want to go to and having
fun doing it.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Man, you woke up today not a motorcycle guy, but
in a few weeks you'll be full blown motorcycle guy.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Dude, wouldn't be funny. You're the guy that wins the bike.
You go from not having a Harley to do that
has all the Harley clothes and all the gear and
Harley hats and bracelets and finger rings.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
And closets just black and orange.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Right, it's my Harley set up. Ever since I won
that Harley, it changed my life.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Grow a beard, overnight.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, all right, the study revealed the five United States
states US states they have the highest chance of winning
power ball. We're not on it, so but we're not.
We're never on.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
There, right, It's got to be a population thing, right, Rhode.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Island, West Virginia, Delaware, New Hampshire, and Indiana. I don't
think so, never mind, I don't know why they're the
highest chances of winning the power ball.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Probably more tickets bought per person. Okay, that's probably how
they factored it, because the people that do win California, Florida,
New York.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah, people with all kinds of freaking people, the most
dense population, right, populated, So.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
They're just selling the most tickets, that's sure.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Sure, So huh, state's the highest chances of winning the
power ball? So what do you think that is? Rhode Island,
West Virginia, Delaware, New Hampshire, and Indiana.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I'm guessing it's just most tickets bought per per person,
per capita. M But I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
So it's another way of saying, these people lose the most, right, right,
So the highest chances of winning are really saying that
you lose the most. That's interesting. It's interesting young Americans
today's spend This is a startling state. Whenever you see
this number with this subject matter, go in this direction,
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it's mind book. So young Americans today spend seventy percent
less time attending slash hosting parties than they did at
the beginning of the twenty first century. Oh, most definitely
that's crazy. Though it's a lot to think about. I
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mean part of like you know, even other baby, but still, right,
it's wild that seventy percent less. That's significant. Nowadays everything
is online, will mothers who use social media speaking about
everything and being online? Mothers who use social media extensively
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speak twenty this crazy statute, twenty nine percent left to
their kids while playing with them. That's without their phones,
compared to the moms whose social media use is low.
So basically, even if the parents use social media a lot,
especially the mom basically thirty percent, it's amount of less
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speaking she does when engage with her kid than a
mom that doesn't use social media a lot.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
So like if they go to the park and they're
pushing on the swings, mom who doesn't use social media
is probably talking to her kid a bunch, right, And
social media moms just sort of in silence.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, but what's she doing playing on the phone while
she's playing with her kid.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I thought the thing said no phones were involved.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
That's what I'm saying. Even without their phones, they talked
or engaged less with their kid. So they're not using
the phone. Why they're engaged with their kid?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Right?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
So get why?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
They're just getting their socialization out over the internet. Right,
And they're like, all right, I've expended my I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Have time to talk to my kid. If you're not
a meme, I can't read you.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Like, growing up in that age, it was just me
and my mom for most most part during the day,
and yeah, she was talking to me all day long, NonStop.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
All right. So kids that don't their moms talking to them,
maybe get your parents involved in some social media stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Mom, you'll love candy Crush.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
You'll love snapchat. Uh La. County Debby is pretty guilty
to attempting the smuggle heroin into the jail facility using
the pringles can. What were they using a pringles can?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
A civilian employee at the Air Force is pretty guilty
to sharing top secret classified information to a woman on
a foreign dating site like he not even dating it
and he's given her top secret info. Like, damn, bro,
It's like air force guys are desperate. That's what that
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tells me. If you're an air Force, you're just desperate
to get laid.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Put that in your match dot Com profile.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I give up top secret info.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Right, I'm part of the military. I know things, right.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I'll share my things I know with you as long
as you share that ass with me. An Instacart chopper
was frustrated after a customer expected them to carry their
big order up seventeen floors because the elevator was broke.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Oh damn.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Now, that big order included four twenty four packs of water,
six twelve packs of water, seven four leader jugs of
the still water, and seven four liters jugs. There's a
mineral water. This person's thirsty man, lots of water. Huh
would you walk up seventeen floors?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Hell no, I'm like nope. Wait yeah, who would get
pissed at that? A small tower was called a camera
cleaning climbing into a claw machine at Ohio Community Center
and emptying their prizes. I think there's a future for
this kid. Walmart is recalled eight hundred and fifty thousand
ozark trail insulated water bottles due to a dangerous lid
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defect that can cause permanent vision loss. Oh no, damn,
I think he's gotta shoot out of there.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Right. How bad did you script the design of a
water bottle that.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
It can cause vision loss? What's the correlation there? I
know the corelation. Here Ford is recalling more than eight
hundred and fifty thousand of its most iconic models due
to a defect that can cause the engine to suddenly
stall while driving. They have now other things that these
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Fords have been noted for. Is I think what was
the lasting for accelerating while on the door under like
normal conditions, you're not you're in traving, and all of
a sudden the car just accelerates for no reason. They
had a couple issues with that. Now it's like they're
just they're just stopping Ford.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
We'll drive when we feel like r.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Ford works sometimes, all right. A woman who attempted to
allude authorities by pinning her this crazy story about twins.
She tried to pin her actions on her twin sisters,
plead guilty multiple charges after two amused children were killed
in twenty twenty three. Now the names are important here.
Samantha Peterson her twin sisters named Sarah Peterson. Antha Peterson
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pleaded guilty on Friday. Both criminal hicular homicide and criminal
hicular operation prosecuted say Samantha Peterson was allegedly under the
influence of illicit drugs while she was behind the wheel
of an suv which collided with an homage buggy. Investigators
said the suv came up behind and struck the horse
drawn Ooh buggy carrying four siblings of school The one's
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like the seven year old and eleven year old died
at the scene. So there are four kids involved. Two
of them passed away at the scene because this woman
was jacked up on drugs. Now here's the interesting part.
Several records confirmed that Samantha Peterson was near the scene
at the time. Now, Samantha Peterson is the one that
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hit the homage buggy. According to court documents, she admitted
being involved in an accident. In the text exchange, Samantha Peterson
told somebody that she made her twin sister come to
the scene and take the fall for it so she
wouldn't go to prison.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Oh so, court.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Documents say a thirty five year old woman had seen
the pro deputies and told them that she was driving
the vehicle to hit the buggy. So that's Samantha.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
So Sarah's taking one for the team.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Huh, Well, Samantha is taking one for the team. Sarah
is the one that really hit the homish buggy, oh okay,
while the woman was giving it. So it was Samantha
that approached deputies and told them that she was driving
the vehicle to hit the buggy. She was giving the
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field sobridy test and put it back in the squad
car at that time. But that was a lie. That
was Samantha that approached him. Sarah was the real one
that hit the homage buggy. Her identical twin sister walked
up to the open window and then held a conversation
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during which they discussed the officers at the scene could
not tell them apart which one.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Was which, although it wasn't one of them housed. Yeah,
I feel like that'd be the way to tell them apart.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Well, the drunk girl was Samantha, her sister, who Sarah
talked into taking the plea for it because Sarah already
had some drug charges on her record, so she told
her sister to take the fall for She basically told
the cops she was the one driving, when all the
time it was Sarah and she didn't want to go
to jail because she had other drug charges on. Interesting
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to see how that works out. But she was drunk
at the time too. These two sisters need to light up.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I think they just take both of their licenses and
be like, you both screwed up, You.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Both going to jail. Damn all right. A lot of
stories out there about people trying to seek in the
United States. Sixty three year old guy, Texas facing charge
that they stole a boat ward and took it all
the way to Cuba. His name was Floyd Deva Sheer.
He's thirty eight years No, he's sixty three. A thirty
eight year old woman was with him. She's not been
id Oh wonder why he ran a twenty six foot
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boat on Tuesday and I guess he was supposed to
have it for two days but never brought it back.
He was headed due south when the onboard GPS tracker
cut out, and they say he was about thirty miles
south of Key West when they lost track of him.
Somebody on another boat saw him. Book it towards Cuba
and called it in and then Cuba's coastguard scooped him up, said,
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I don't think so. The guy touched the Homeland security.
Now he's back in the United States, you idiot, facing
charges for hiring or leasing with the intent of the fraud.
Last we heard, the boat was still in Cuba.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Now here's what's funny. This wasn't his first rodeo with this.
He did the same damn thing in twenty nineteen and
the boat also ended up staying in Cuba. His rap
she included several convictions for drug related crimes. And it
looks like he's trying to go to Cuba bringing a
bunch of drugs. The United States gotcha. So he uh
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apparently likes renting boats and driving.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
To Cuba with I just like the other Cuban coastguards.
Little ruse, We're gonna send you home, but the boat,
the boat, boat stays here.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Yeah, it's because they fly him home with the boat
stays here. Right, it looks like we got us another boat.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Boys, they have a whole repo dockyard.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Right, But you can get a boat cheap in Cuba,
all right, more than three hundred young people showed up
with Brentwood Mall on Friday. This is in California, Brentwood, California,
And this is what's funny. This happened on Friday afternoon
where fights ensued, businesses were ransacked, and some of the
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teams ran in and out of traffic. Brentwood Police sit
in the end, four children were arrested for various misdemeanor violations,
and day fifth was arrested for battery and a police officer.
Many of the teens came in a rideshare car, oh
other means of transportation from outside the area. Police said
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several of the teens quote became unruly on the mark
of a go or I guess, I guess they just
they just meet up and everybody in red fights everybody
in blue.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Oh okay, they got teams.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Huh, I guess man. Fights erupted. Some of the teams
entered so some of the teams are just scrapping. Other
teens are using the melee to run in in the
stores and ransacked the steal stuff. So a bunch of
teens enter the stores and knocked items off shelves and
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ransacked the places. Police started issuing dispersal orders till everybody
leave the property. And it's funny because in the end,
last last end of the story. In the end, no
one was injured. Oh all right, these kids can't fight
Coyle Rod Kidd go to California. Whoop that ass. Imagine
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meeting a mall and three hundred kids all of a
sudden just start going at one another. I'd be like,
what in the hell is going on? That'd be wild.
I kind of want to see it. I'll be honest,
I'm not lying. I kind of want to see it.
I kind of want to get in it.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
I'm today hot topic. Had to bring in an extra
couple of employees though, just to refold shirts. Oh yeah,
gotta get those refolded, right right, gotta get the wall back.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
And where the what happened all when Nirvana's shirts? Holy hell,