It's that time of year when the Iguanas are falling out of trees.

It's that time of year when the Iguanas are falling out of trees.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine KBP I and your show time
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
Y'all. Yes you are stupid stories.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
So Kim Kardashian says, she well, she failed the bar exam,
the California bar Exam. She didn't explain why, because well
she didn't really.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Need to issue.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Dude, you know what's funny about the whole thing. She said,
I don't understand why I failed. My psychic said I would,
I would pass. Like, Wow, Farmer's Almanac is gonna be
well coming to an end. The Farmers Farmer's Almanac is
will cease publication after I think it was like two
hundred yeah, two hundred years. They've been wrapped for two

(00:49):
hundred years and they're gonna cease publication.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
I feel like they should have ceased it thirty something
years ago.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
I know, man, before sure, I sure, I'm gonna miss
that swimsuit edition, just saying like, man, I don't missed
that one. Sidney Sweeney's boxing movie Big Flop, had the
worst opening of all time.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
I guess.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
I don't know how you feel about it, but I
think Sidney Sweeney is she's you're the breast, I mean
the best. You're the best. You're the best, Sidney, We
love you. Sixty seven percent of the household the teenage
between ages ten and twelve say that cleaning their bedroom
is by far the most dreaded tasks to do, even

(01:36):
worse than cleaning the bathroom. Cleaning your bedroom, Wow, I
feel like they got that all wrong, right right, you know,
I'm like, it's your bedroom, man, just picking up a
little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Right. Cleaning your bedroom sucks, But bathrooms way way worse,
way worse, especially if it's a shared bathroom. Oh yeah, yeah,
you gotta through the toilet like I'm cleaning somebody else's up.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Now. Something to think about it here, scoop.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
According to a new study, I like new studies, teenage bands,
drinkers earn more money and have more success later in life.
Oh you make the call, man, you make the call.
Eighteen percent of aspiring homeowners or delaying marriage or having

(02:26):
kids until they can afford to buy a home. All right,
I see that, yeah, Scoop, And I to talk about
that new fifty year loan they're throwing around. I see
that too. Sure it makes it easier for a lot
of people getting at home. But look, I will.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Tell you this.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
You're never ready like ready. You think it's some like okay,
now I'm ready. You're never ready, right, you know. It's
just a state of mind, but it is awesome. A
woman in textas being criticized for naming her child at
the pay boots.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
And that name would be she.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
She named her daughter La Casey Luke Casey Lynn after
I don't know, how do you pronounce this? L u
C C h E s E? Cowboy boot is? That?
Is that? Lu Casey?

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Whatever? Whatever cowboy boot is, she named her daughter after it.
They have different spellings though they're pronounced the same. But
she's catching the little heat. I can't say a.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Blamer, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
I mean La Casey sounds like any country artists, you know, right.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
I mean if she had twin sons, do you name
him Smith and Wesson? Would that be any better?

Speaker 2 (03:40):
I mean, I hope somebody did that she had twin
boys name was Smith and Wesson? That be so sick.
This is my boy Smith and his mother. Boy Weston,
a founder of one one hundred and four to one
one Paine, was arrested in Florida last weekend, atholity to
say he he brought a gun to a campus of
a high school. The company was a lawyer referral service,

(04:05):
but was shipped down in twenty eighteen. He wasn't hard
to identify. His license plate still says for one one
pain he dimn ANSD.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
What are you doing on a high school campus anyway?

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Right? Police chief in Massachusetts was arrested in a middle
school parking lot for soliciting for sex for a fee,
but he says he's not guilty.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Scoop, I'm not guilty. I'm the police chief. I'm not guilty.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
He says he just meets with girls to talk to
them and try to quote set them straight, saying, get
off the streets.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
That's why.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Sure, the middle school parking lot your weirdo. I'm just
trying to meet with him and set him straight. Get
him off the street.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
She was made for the streets. So given him money,
I mean couple of dollars to get you by.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
So Hant is recalling a bunch of civics. Damn near
half a million civics because the wheel apparently just might
fall off while driving, like there's some reasons to be
concerned about that one, Like wait, what, Like that's there's
a lot of steps that they're missing.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
I feel like, is there a wabble? First?

Speaker 2 (05:24):
It's just as hont is recalling more four hundred, four
hundred and fifty thousand civics because the wheel might fall
off while driving. That sounds pretty bad, It's gonna say,
so I know a little bit about cars. I feel
like there are definitely a few steps that probably should
be explained here, like what China is rolling out his

(05:46):
own version of the H one B visa as part
of the moving to attract the foreign tech workers were
being squeezed out of the US. So that's kind of interesting.
Officer in Ohio to see the suspicious activity call last
Thursday of a man in a cowboy hat riding a
bull in a Walmart parking lot.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Oh, there's a lot there, dude. The other is wait what.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah, well how about this? He got there, The officer
went there, and he ended up riding the bull himself.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Oh okay, the bull in a Walmart parking lot, scoop.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
If you saw a bulle in a Walmart parking lot,
wouldn't you want to ride it?

Speaker 3 (06:27):
No? No, I don't.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Oh okay, then fine. Forty four year old man named
Florida named Peter Rieira opened fire on three people outside
of a bar closing time last week. And well the
reason because there's well they've been drinking and there was
an argument that broke out at the end of the night.

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Peter apparently raised his chickens and the group was apparently
argued about how many eggs chickens can lay.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Oh, not the egg argument. We thought it was gonna be.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah, uh no, no, I guess Peter freaked out. He
pulled a gun and started firing it. Three victims ran off.
I think nobody was shot. One of the victims ran
into the road to get away. Let's see Peter's face.
Multiple charges being held without bond. Two of the three
victims were also arrested for resisting the officer that was

(07:26):
there to take the statements.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
No, I ain't talking, I ain't stitching man.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Kiss mask man, damn it, dude, shooting at it with chickens. Man,
we're gonna bring back chicken at the beginning the year.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
By the way, I know, it wasn't the argument, but
the egg came first.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
No, it didn't.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
According to AI, it does.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
But the proteins that are needed to make the egg
are only found in the chicken.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Egg laying animals existed long before chicken.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah yeah, egg laying animals, But I'll talk about the
damn chicken reptile. I was been laying the eggs forever. Well,
coffee code suck man, All right, how about this for
a high speed pursuit. So this woman led law enforcement
on a chase from Ventura County to the Mexico border

(08:18):
having Monday afternoon, and then she gave us the.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Blueprint to get away.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Y'all. She just ran right into Mexico. She said, the
hell that I'm going in? Isn't there a stop? I
would think there is something you can't just like drive in,
like like a gate or a bar, or like you know,
show ID something right. She's twenty nine years old. Her
name was Alyssa Wilson. She stole a minivan from a

(08:43):
sober living home. Oh damn. She's like, I'm out, I've
had enough, and I guess she took off. Looks like
that deputy spidery minivan initiated traffic stop, but the driver fled,
jumped on the one eighteen freeway, reached speeds up the
ninety miles an hour scoop.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Ninety in a minivan. That's pretty good, right, but they're
used to seeing much faster speeds.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Yeah. Officials said that the driver was having a quote
mental health crisis and took the mini van from her mom,
who called California Highway Patrol.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Damn were mum right around?

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Oh? So says that she, uh, let's see. She transitioning
to southbound five Freeway to Sittnyego County. She got on
the eight oh five Freeway and then the US Mexico
border crossing. She hit that about one thirty pm. CHP
called off the chase after the driver crossed into Mexico

(09:39):
around one thirty afternoon. So they crossed into Mexico and
they're like, all right, her job here is done.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Boys, take her on home. Somebody else's problem. Now, that's
how you get away one hundred.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
And fifty five miles.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Wow, I feel like they how about this?

Speaker 2 (09:57):
They tried to get her a couple of times with
the bike strips, but she swears around two of them
and the other one didn't deploy. Right, She's in a
mini van, dude, That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
I'm like, well, the California Highway Patrol or whoever was
in charge of this name. Yeah, they have to be
hanging their heads down.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
I mean the razzing that they should get to get
back to the office, Like y'all let a minivan drag you.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Like I've seen him take down. You know, BMW is
going one hundred and fifty, no problem, right all day?

Speaker 2 (10:26):
And they let a woman in a miniman's game like, man,
you guys b team out on the streets that day.
Damn all right? And lastly, upcoming weather for cast chili
with a chance of falling iguanas. Yes, indeed the story
is crazy because the title page it says, how do
we evase the species impact Florida? What causes iguanas to

(10:49):
fall in Florida? How do invase the species impact Florida?
And what's the original term of raw dogging?

Speaker 3 (10:56):
All those in this story, oh those are just this.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Like ai run down of the story. I'm like, wait, wait, wait, wait,
what's the raw doging part? But apparently it's gonna be
so cold in Florida the next couple of days, temperatures
in the thirties. Well, that causes the iguanas to fall
out of the trees, they uh says. The iguanas get
blasted by the cold, they become immobilized and they fall

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out of the trees. The lizards start getting sluggish at
timperatures below fifty degrees, and they are known to quote
freeze when timperatures dip into the thirties and forties. So
they put out a statement watch out for falling iguanas,
which made us want to put out a great little
ditty called It's raining reptiles.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Isn't this one?

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yo y'o.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
In Miami, the sky's looking shady, old snap creeping, feeling
kind of crazy.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Yoah, palm tree shit, but they ain't feeling kine.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
I guess what's falling and.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Iguanas from the bomb out of demn.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Better stay alert. In Tampa Bay, they hit in the dirt.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Watch out, Jacksonville. You better be wise because listens a
dropping from them. Scott.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
It's training reptiles. O, my.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Listen's on the treetops taking a dive. Cold air's coming.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
They can't survive.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
It's training reptiles.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Better running Hide's training reptiles better running hide.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
Down.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
In Orlando, they hit in the street.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
It's ever Solda, watch your feet.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
It's a coler got the same coach.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Chill. The one is doing acrobatics against their will. In Gainesville,
they're taking a fly Naples tool. They just can't stop.
Saint Pete Street's here. The listen, plump better ground your unbrown.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Or you need a monley. The monley.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
It's raining reptiles.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Old Over.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Listens from the treetops taking and dive.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Cold air's coming. They can't survive.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
It's red reptiles, better running.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
High meaning reptiles, better running.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Hide.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
What's out in Florida? I know we got some people
down there. Listen, what's that been?

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Put on?

Speaker 2 (13:17):
A hard hat, helmet something. It's raining reptiles in Florida.
That'd be awesome to see