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May 30, 2023 15 mins
Kids at Malls will need Chaperones this Summer.
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One oh seven nine KBPI Andy yourshow time for stupid stories. So bad,
y'all stop. Yeah you are stupidstories brought you by the Blue Federal
Credit Union car show going on thisSunday in Cheyenne at the Blue World headquarters
at East Pershing Boulevard. Willie's gonnabe there from ten until noon. Ten

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noon, and then I'm gonna I'mgonna lead some guys over and head over
to Pyro City. Yeah, fora little cool appearance. It's of fun
there. And yeah, I'll bedriving something for the car show, so
I'm interested. Hmmmm, would bewhat I drive up there to Cheyenne.
It's gonna be fun, all right. Stupid stories. So this headline seems

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like it's from a couple hundred yearsago, but apparently a man wanted um.
This man was wondered by police,and he spent more than six hours
floating down a river in an attemptto evade said police can't catch me.
I'm floating down the river, yeahthey Yeah, that happened four Collins.
Oh yeah, yeah, right inthe pooter. He went from Shields to

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college. Don't mum me, I'mjust floating down the river six hours.
Yeah, he had a backpack fullof mouth going on hook Finn. But
wait, there's matt Um all right. Man, Pennsylvania is behind bars at
the call nine one one for ahouse fire. He started by trying to
burn some spiders in his home.Look, man, what stop with the

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spider spray? You know in thegas. I don't know why the people
are thinking hair sprayed WD forty somethingto put a lighter on the end of
and go wash right to burning spider. Well surprise, it gets everything else
on fire too. Anyway, thefire department Connecticut, they've been accused of

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serving up a phallic meat loaf infront of underage students who are younger sixteen.
Come on, man, you thinka phallic shape meat loaf is gonna
ruin his sixteen year olds? Idon't know ideology or his mindset. He's
so fraudulent at sixteen. Please,he's just gonna giggle at it. Come

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on, But they're in trouble.There's a government official in India. He's
been suspended after he ordered a damnto be drained so he could retrieve his
phone. Oh wow, nothing saysI'm special like that. Oh wait,
he wants to do what drain thewhole Damn, my phone's in there.

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Last Wednesday afternoon, a middle agedwhite woman, gray hair went through Burt
King Drive through an Omaha nebrasket.She was told that a total was about
eight bucks, but when the womanpulled up to the window, the employee
hit her a small bottom milk totally. The order was about seven dollars,
The employee told the customer. Thisis funny, The employee told police.

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The customer was upset by the lowerthan expected total. This is like the
loaded bake potato thing. And wait, wait a minute, what so the
total was lower than what she expected. Apparently that made her so mad she
threw the milk bottle back, hitan employee in the chest. The employee

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was not injured, and then thewoman sped off without an order because she
was so upset it was so low. What the hell's wrong with people?
What's in the water supply? Thepeople not understand what outrages? I don't
think so I'm really beginning to wonder. I feel like now everybody wants to
be outraged, but they just don'tknow what to be outraged for. So

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what what do you mean? Mymill is only seven dollars? I'm furious.
It's like, let's go out ona Friday night to go outrage.
Excuse me? What this baked potatois that I ordered? Loaded? Is
way too loaded? What the hell'swrong with people? Some kids in Fort
me Maryland near Baltimore. Listen therehigh school on Zillo. The list of

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the high school. Yeah, forforty two thousand, sixty nine dollars four
twenty and sixty nine. They describedit as a twelve thousand, four hundred
and fifty eighth square foot half workingjail with twenty bedrooms fifteen bathrooms quote all

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fifteen bathrooms come with sewage issues,and there's a spacious kitchen and dining room,
plus your own private basketball court.School played along with it. They
joked the property's value was vastly underestimated, and then it wouldn't be on the
market. Long Zillo eventually pulled inpretty good, pretty good senior prank,

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right right, good property taxes too? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
bet at all. Now this umsenior prank probably falls under the category of
not so good. Uh. Somekids in Burlington, North Carolina, got
there, got into their school somenight last week, and they filled the

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toilets and the urinals up with seamen. Oh no, oh yeah, I
was thinking fish seamen, bro seamen, that's next level. They rolled in
there a bunch of bags of quickcream and poured them in the toilets.
The school said that the prank gotsome more than four thousand dollars in damages

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the kids behind it. You're facingcriminal charges. Well yeah, look it's
one thing that you know, misterbubbles. Yeah, it's one thing that
listed on zello. It's another thingthat jack of the entire schools plumbing.
Yeah, you'll be remember for thatprank in jail. Let's see, all

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right, some runters may not rememberwinning the race because a drilline. Others
may not remember winning the race because, well because they're knocked unconscious. So
you guys might have heard about this. Have you ever heard about the Cooper
Hill cheese rolling and wake. Sothis happens in England and you've probably seen
pictures of it, right, Thesepeople chase a cheese wheel down the hill.

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The sport itself tends to make stupidstories every couple of years, just
because it's silly. Yeah, Sopeople race down a really really steep,
two hundred yard long hill chasing thewheel of cheese. I don't know why,
but it's what they do. Somedude just throws it and everybody chases
us. Yeah, well, thisyear's have been happened. Yesterday, a

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nineteen year old Canadian named Delaney Irvingwon the woman's race despite despite falling and
being knocked unconscious on her way down, she rolled across the finish line unconscious
and won the race. Oh mygosh. She didn't even realize she won

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the race until she woke up inthe medical tent. She said, I
remember running, and I also rememberbumming my head and that's it. Since
she woke up in the tent.Still don't really believe it, but it
feels great that I won. Shesays. It's an extreme event, so
injuries aren't uncommon, but whinny whileunconscious, that's unusual. A prize for

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the race we all cheese. Yeah, yeah, it's um it's pretty funny.
When you see the video, yousee this girl totally wipe out,
like, you know, ten feetbefore the finish line. So she just
asked horn, elbow flips a coupleof times, tumbles, and she crossed
the finish line unconscious. It wentto the race unconscious. People funny.

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I couldn't chunk of the time.I don't know if you've seen the slingshot
videos. Oh yeah, but thepeople passed out, Oh absolutely, and
they come back to and they screamfor a minute. What yeah, the
lights on the like the light switchpeople are the funniest. Oh yeah.
The people just go out, wakeback up, and go out again,

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scream only to faint again. Imean we've seen some videos where they faint
probably five times. Right, how'dyou remember that ride? Bro? Like?
All right, so remember when youwere a kid and they'll say if
you swallowed gum, well it takesseven years digested. Well that's not really

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true. Um, your buddy willpass the gum with a couple of days.
But that doesn't mean that's okay.Swallow. So gum can't be digested
so it comes out whole. Soif you swallow a few pieces, it
could cause some digestive problems. Thatwas five year old boy. He took
that challenge way too far. Thisboy swallowed forty forty one over thirty nine

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one below forty one already pieces ofgum in one day. Well go figure
that had instructed his gi track becausein a major or stomach ache. He
was rushed to the er and scamsshow that the problem was a huge mass
of gum. Did you see thatmask? It was huge. Now,

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I was looking to see how muchhow much gum is considered him like bubble
tape. That was that roll ofsix foot I was wondering if maybe he
ate a whole one of those,if he'd have the same issue. Um,
So this is what's crazy. Doctorsremoved the gum by placing a metal
tube down his throat and he useda tool on the end of the tube

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to grab the big build up ofgum. Oh yeah, so went out
the front door. Huh uh,huh, yeah, it's pretty nasty.
Would you see the piece of gumthe masks of You're like, oh what,
I mean? Where his parents at? Forty pieces? Like look if
you had if it's one thing,but forty damn, I mean that's more

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than like the big red Dick pack. That's the big old that's a big
pack of gum. Like what that'scrazy? You think a kid can swallowed
forty Like I feel like you'd befull, like, you know, at
least equivalent of a good sandwich.Right, he's five, all right?
Well, speaking of youngsters, genZ teens are so unruly? How unruly

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are they? Willie males? Well, models are making people have chaperones.
Oh, this is sucked. Startingso this one. There's a bunch of
models there. Starting in April eighteenth, Garden State Plaza in New Jersey,
the second largest model states, requiringanyone under eighteen years old be a company
by chaperone at least twenty one orolder on Fridays and Saturdays at the five

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pm. It follows an increase indisruptive behavior by a small minority of younger
visitors that included reported brawling with oneanother at the food court and apparently there's
a big broad at the food courtlast year and another fight just as past
March. It brought a swarm asa policeman to the center of the mob.

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Ended up being smaller altercation that thanwas initially reported. Um they said
on Friday and Saturday, it's justa madhouse in there. Said recently on
Friday night, was shopping for Mother'sDay gives. This woman Jordan and a
four month old daughter apparently ran intoseveral groups of gen zears, fighting,

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calling each other names, throwing stuffat each other, Mall of America,
the nation's largest shopping mall, alsoimposed the chaperone policy, recently mandated the
teams be accompanied by adults after threepm, every single day after three pm.
Yeah. A growing number of shoppingtheres, amusement parks, and even

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restaurants have implemented similar policies in thelast several months ahead of the summer season.
Chick fil A franchises in southern Pennsylvaniahave done the same thing, possy
banning kids under sixteen without adult chaperone, citing unruly behavior. Lately, Wow,
violent crimes amongst youth have skyrocketed.So I don't know if it was

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last year or the year before.Elitch has had a chaperone policy, but
according to their website, Elitch Gardenshas decided to return to our normal policy,
which strongly recommends but does not require, that youth ages seventeen and under
be chaperoned by an adult twenty oneor older. So release the kids,
de Elitches again. Oh, man, don't a matter of time. Yeah,

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the skills don' want to say,all these different malls and this is
crazy, but one, two,three, four or five six? They
list six malls in major cities allover the country that have implemented a teenager
must have a shap room party,Like what's going on in the malls man
and Mall of America? These ruffiansin Minneapolis. Huh, well, they're

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all over. One of them.One of the teenagers says, I don't
really like having a chaperone. We'llgo figure none of us. Yeah,
it's hard to find a parent.Was time to chaperone? They should do
better at their search type things.Another mom mall, Colombia institute the chaperone

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policy at the end of March.At the rising disrupt the team behavior over
the past eight months, the managersays that we can't see it is turned
into a pleasant family atmosphere because ofit. Again, so it looks like,
honestly, it looks like the teenagersare There's another one. Uh Noah
Peters District Capital eighth theater locations inMissouri and Illinois. They have a chaperone

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policy too, Um, the chaperonepolicy. Listen to this. The spider
outcry has been a huge success.Siety anywhere from an eighty to ninety percent
reduction in disruptive episodes that the teenagerswere causing. So look in the end
you know, it's an eighteen ninetypercent disruption that's gonna motivate people to force

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that chaperone policy. I just wantto know what the hell is going on.
And some of these malls, cinemas, theater's a few other places where
teams congregate like man. We actuallysaw it at Elis a couple of years
back. It was wild Man todo the hotted house things and what's what's
the teenagers just like you know,antagonize. Oh, I mean they gave

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no s and all their cronies havetheir phones out just waiting for the old
people to snap. Right there,they're wanting people to snap and they're fused
to blow so that they can goviral. And you know, be that
kid, right, it's just wildMan. Should just be careful. Coming

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up. Quentin Tarantino. There's awell Quentin Tarantino back in the news for
well, for a very wild night. He apparently paid the stripper strip joint
called Crazy Girls. This was itdoesn't say when. Let me just put
tea like this. This will takeQuentin Tarantino's foot fetish. Everybody knows it's

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pretty legendary. This will take itto the next level. You may even
think this is gross. I don't, but you may think this is gross.
Mean, I look at Quintantio,go wow, he sure blows a
lot of money on feet. I'llexplain coming up to BEPI
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