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Cool. See where foot Locker was bought by Dick Dix
who knew Raiders fans had that much money?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
A shit? Uh Foolalker used to be Woolworths back in
the day, not all of them. That's what the company changed.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Into Woolworst like the department store.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Yep, that's weird, kinda weird transition, right, yeah, talking about
from a caterpillar to a butterfly.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
See where Netflix? Apparently Netflix they've saved Sesame Street. Oh,
they signed a streaming deal with Sesame Street. And I
imagine it's got a twist though, considering the typical Netflix
audience put like person out there, I feel like a
different muppet is gonna be murdered every week, like they
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we're gonna take his head off.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I definitely watch a puppet black mirror.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah, it's like Stranger Things, but the monsters are scarier,
all right. See, I guess rumors are true. The controversial
Sprite in tea combo drink is headed stores.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Sprite and tea.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
They say it's a perfect balance of lemon lime, refreshment
and the Roman flavor of tea.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
So like tea and lemonade is an Arnold Palmer. Do
they have a fancy name for this or is this.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Tea?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah, it's price sponsored by Sprite, so they want their
name in it, right Sprity.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
They just added a to the end of the Sprite name.
It works Sprite Sprighty.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Sprighte Spight Tea.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I don't know all right. Name America's three favorite grocery stores.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Uh? Probably Kroger is out there, Safeway and Albertson's.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Last time he saw on averageon Bigley, Wiggley Man, come
on cub Food. Uh No, No, top three grocery store
Trader Joe's, Publics and Winco oh winn Dixie. Oh okay,
the least favorite everything that you mentioned in Walmart? Yeah, King, Super's, Walmart, Kroger's.
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They're on the last of the pile. Dude, say goodbye
the simicon bye Simiccoen Colon. Yep, looks like they're endangered,
and I guess because nobody knows how to use him anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I don't think that means that they're endangered. I think
people still use them.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
This says they're in dangered.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
They're just going to use them incorrectly.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
This says experts, say Simmi Cohlins are endangered because people
no longer know how to use them anymore. They're just
not getting used. It gonna fall off.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Just I use them plenty, just incorrect one. Yeah, I
use them like a comma. Really, but if you have
too many commas, then you just throw one of those.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I use them to make a you know, an emoji
without making emoji. That's the only time I.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Use them, like making the wink face.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yeah, yeah, it's a jam right there. It's the only
time I use it. See, I use it in properly. Uh,
this is great. Where am I flying to today? Chicago Midway?
This is at Chicago or here airport. But apparently not
get another security scare. There was a delivery driver that
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drove into an unauthorized part of the airport a quote
secured area, and apparently he drove around for several minutes
before ever being caught or really yeah, just you know,
just a random delivery truck out there in a secured area,
Like who's That's kind of terrifying.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Right, shouldn't there have been a gate or a fence
or something.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
It's exactly upon Scoopens said he was able to drive
several miles before somebody caught him. Uh yeah, it's not good,
all right. So you're ready for the first mass produced
flying car.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
You're barely ready for a car. Man. This dude drives
less than anybody I know. A company in Slovakia called
clean Vision says that it's new air car. It says
it's gonna cost a reasonable eight hundred thousand dollars, but
it will be the first mass produced flying car. It's
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gonna go sail next year. Eight hundred thousand dollars and
a million if you tack on a bunch of upgrades.
Now it really is a flying car. But I think
in the movies, like, oh, what was it is? It
does the does the DeLorean hover? It hovers right.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
In Back to the Future. Yeah, I believe in Back
to the Future too.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
It gets that upgrade, yes, right, like it just it
can lift off straight like.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Because it inspired the phrase where we're going we don't
need roads? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Yeah, So it doesn't do that, which is kind of
a letdown. But the thing is badass, dude. It's kind
of range of six hundred and twenty one miles.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
All right, so you couldn't make it all the way
to Chicago, but you know, stop over once in Kansas.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Someone it just make it a Kansas city.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah, dude, you.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Have fast flies one hundred and fifty five miles an hour.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Oh okay.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
At eighteen thousand feet, so I mean it's getting it
one hundred and fifty five miles an hour as the
crow flies. It is pretty I don't know, pretty reasonable.
Eight hundred grand, though you do need a pilot license
and a runway.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
And the runway needs to be about one thousand.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Feet, so yeah, what was the technical deal with it?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Nine hundred and something feet, so you need a thousand.
You need to get it up to one hundred and
twenty five or so.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah, roughly, so I mean you still need a big
like it'd be rough to do on N twenty five
right now, but you might be able to get it up.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
You need some room to get those wings out. And
it says it'll unfold and refold up in two minutes
fifteen seconds, which.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Is kind of insane. They're apparently gonna hit this says
in Europe. Wow, they're trying to get approved in the
United States this fall, but in Europe they're gonna be
hitting the streets the skies in early twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Wow, so less than a year out there.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
So yeah, having a lot of flying card imagine.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
So this is a different company. But Archer Aviation says
they're gonna have like taxis, flying taxis at the Olympics
coming up in twenty twenty eight.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
In uh the drone taxis.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I think that's what these are.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah, yeah, have you seen those? No, those are weirdest.
That's gonna be the future. But yeah, man, it is wild.
It's like, well, imagine everything you've seen and know about drones.
It's just bigger propellers and uh yeah, more of them.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
They say, this is these these Olympic ones are gonna
be able to hold four people at a time. Wow.
And it's gonna be similar costs to a an uber
or a or a lyft ride. Really, I would have
expected at least one hundred dollars a person per per ride.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
On that, But you don't know how much Uber's gonna cost.
Maybe maybe they coots.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Now that you mention it, it is one hundred bucks for
a new berth from Lax to Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
All right, so not surprising considering the subject matter here,
a drug smuggling cat was caught trying to break into
a prison. For all you cat lovers out there, they
say drug mules, how about drug cats? That sounds just
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the shady behavior of a cat. A little lions sons
of bit. That makes sense, sons of bitch anyway. Prison
officials Costa Rica caught a cat trying to smuggle in
drugs behind bars last week. The capture of the cat
climbing over a fence with two hundred and thirty six
grams of marijuana sixty eight grams of heroin strapped to
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his body, officials listen. Officials believe the cat was deployed
by somebody trying to smuggle drugs inside the prison.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
No, man, the cat wasn't working on his own.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Cat was working with somebody. You don't think the cat
would out there? Hey, you drug dealer guy, strap me up.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Give me lots of marijuana and heroin. Yeah, here's the
money for it.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Well, I need to give me some heroin quick. Where
to get my claws on?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Now, don't worry about I can strap it down.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Myself.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
I got this now.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
That's funny. Even in the story in parentheses, it says
because the alternative is a cat acting on his own
question mark, they cut the drugs off the cat. They
handed the cat over to animal care to have it
checked out. I wonder if it's facing charges.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
It's going back to the jail.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Get you. Yeah, see Duke for you cat lovers out there.
Would a dog do this? No, No, a dog wouldn't
do this. I mean I'm sure a dog would. Anyway,
they're searching through security footage figure out who's behind the
drug mule slash cat. It's funny. The cat is mostly
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white and it was unleased at night, making it pretty
easy to spint on security cameras. But that's pretty funny.
A cat trying to scale the wall. Not the smart
idea of having a black cat scale the wall with drugs.
You had to pick a white when you dumb ass.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
You gotta play with the cards you're dealt. They didn't
have a black one.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Border patrol agents sees nine hundred and thirty thousand dollars
in cocaine at the Del Rio Port entry. US Customs
Border Protection officers they referred to seventy five year old
man who was driving a Chevrolet Captiva for a secondary inspection.
They discovered sixty nine point seventy one pounds of cocaine
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concealing packages hidden within a compartment inside of the vehicle's seats.
Estimated street value the cocaine nine hundred and thirty thousand dollars. Wow,
he was seventy five years old, dude.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Oh no, that means the rest of it, rest of
his license.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Jail now, Yeah, seventy five year old man. He just
wanted to get his grandkid a Horsey seventy five though,
that is somebody's grandpa man, Like, damn, they won't suspect
this old cat, right, It's just like that movie Mule.
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So let's see. Charleston personal injury attorney got a rested
last week as to police say, he was downtown yelling
at the top of his lungs without any clothes on.
This is attorney. I got a feeling was an attorney anyway.
William McLeod. Oh he's from.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Al McLeod, right, he's a Highlander.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah it was he.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I mean, nobody struck him down yet I don't think.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Well yeah yet his quickenings well not as good as
it was, though. He was charged of public dishorly conduct
booked at the al Canda Tension Center. Here's what's really funny.
McLeod was wearing only shoes during the incident, going to report.
When officers confront of McLeod, who began rambling incoherently after
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finally getting the hold of a McLeod, he was placing
a handcuffs. Officers tried to identify him, but McLeod obviously
did have a clothes Onner's boy. He told police that
he was Superman. Oh, and then they said, come on, man,
you're not Superman. We can tell you naked, you're non Superman.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
He looks down and says, oh, right, right right, I'm
Clark Kent.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
You know what he said after they didn't buy the
super what's that? He won up Superman?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
He won up Superman?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yeah, he one up Superman. How do you do that? Well,
they don't believe you're Superman, the God. I have a
hard time believing your god. But he oh, all right, Dane,
I'm God.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
I try to be reasonable with you by telling you
I'm Superman.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
I thought i'd get out with the Superman thing, but
you got me, I'm God. Uh anyway, do all the
fake names. Not having any identification on him, he was
placed under the rest. While he'd out to the jail,
McCleod continued to yell about his well vague historic events
that he was part of this guy. He reportedly refused
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to exit the vehicle when he got to the police department,
said he wanted to sleep inside of the police car. Uh.
He said two terms as chairman of the Charlestown County
Timocratic Party and ran for governor. His website says he's
a third generation lawyer in South Carolina, a child lawyer,
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and a victim's right advocation. You're gonna need some help, bro,
You're gonna need a You're gonna need a little help.
I'm Superman. Okay, you guys got me. I'm not super
I'm God.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Should have kept going with the Superman thing and just
going with I was changing in the phone booth, right,
Apparently I forgot the Superman suit underneath shit.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Well, look I just forgot it said dry cleaning. It
said
Speaker 2 (14:39):
All right,