June 26, 2025 • 16 mins
Man dressed in Scooby Doo costume robs a Convenience Store
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O seven nine KBP I and your show time
for Stupid Stories. Y'all all stop.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah you are a Stupid Stories brought to you.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
By Drum City Guitar Land. Dude, can't wait sixty of
the anniversary. That's killing it man, Drum Guitars. They have
huge discounts tomorrow. So again I'll be out there two
to four. Zach Wilde will be out there giving away
a wild guitar. On top of walk on cool stuff.
You got to hang out with Zach Wilde. Man, Uh,
(00:31):
I'm out there like well, Zack Wilder. It's pretty damn cool.
Sixty years in the same location. Jones Guitar Land says
a lot about about that business for sure, so really cool.
Anxious to speak with Zach Wilde. He's been man, He's
just a legend in the guitar world. Man, there are
a few people that can claim all the accolades that
(00:55):
he's just been a part of. It's it's amazing when
you look at it. All Right, let's get to stupid stories.
You know, today's National Chocolate Pudding Day. Oh remember when
Bill Cosby be liked Give him a little chocolate, putting
it with the pills in it. Uh, chocolate pudding day.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
He used to be a thing that was telling you
had chocolate pudding.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
You know, my my jam was either banana. I kind
of like vanilla tea, but banana pudding. That was I
used to love banana pudding.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Right, banana pudding with the vanilla wafers. Yeah, leg yeah, Yeah,
they had a good they had a good matchup with those. Yeah.
Jello hasn't been the same since Bill Cosby did what
he did, right, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Put the pills in, the putting in.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Uh, let's see.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Hey, Today's also International Day in support of Victims of Torture.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Jesus.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Today is the International Day in Support of Victims of torture.
So if you have a Cold Play song on your phone,
that there, it's for you.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
That today is for you to your dad.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yeah. Thirty four year old man named Patches magic Beans
crashed his car in Minnesota riding the rainbow. He has
a car, Yeah, he had a rainbow.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yes, I'd say he was on mushrooms. Wow when you
look at his record, not his first time being busted
on mushrooms. Oh no, uh yeah, I was just riding
the rainbow.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I expected more out of patches. Yeah, magic beans.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Remember that Pennsylvania nurse and life coach who abandoned her
dog at the airport because they didn't let her take
the dog in the flight. This happen about eight months ago.
Oh yeah, she pleaded guilty.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
She's awful. Don't book at her.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
She just was like, oh, well, crack the window all right. Uh.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
The number of everyday millionaires, those with wealth between one
and five million dollars is actually soaring. Some of those people, however,
they don't feel rich at all. One article says that, well,
one to five millionaires, Well that's the new middle class.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Yeah, they're about right.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
That's crazy, well middle class, though it is hard. People
will be putting table on the way more cars, and
it's hysterical. It just disables the car like you can.
You can jack up an entire fleet of taxis with
one roll of duct table. It's wild too, because they
(03:55):
just it disables them. They keep it keeps them from
beeping at night, which is wild. A lot of people
started doing it, but now they're just doing it for
fun because it freaks out the car.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Right hotel in.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
China, they've been forced to stop something that it had
to be amazing. It had to be I mean, it
had to be a dream come true. They had to
stop its Red Panda wake Up Call service. They would
actually bring red pandas into guest rooms and allow them
(04:26):
to climb all on top of the beds and wake
the people up.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
What a way to wake up?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Can you imagine a panda on your bed.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
When you wake up? Like just a little tiny red panday, like,
oh came here, little buddy. Oh that would be awesome.
And why are they stopping this? Too many people? Too
many people want this. Yeah, so they're just gonna stop that.
Yeah we can't, Yeah, can't keep up with it. I
(04:56):
then you just start charging more for Panda wake Up.
It'll filter people out.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Man.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I want to be woken up by a q little
red pan.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Can you imagine?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Right?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I thought this was because, you know, violating animal rights
or something, but doesn't sound like that's the case. There's
just too many people that eat a wake up call.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I mean they did mention a couple of things like that,
but it was just that everybody wanted it.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Too many people tried to take it home with them.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I want to keep them, mama, you gotta keep them.
Height there's a new study. This is moving back in
with your parents. Not so great for your budgeting skills
because your parents pay for everything. So yeah, go figure
that out. A Chinese city set a new world record
with a light show that featured eleven thousand, seven hundred
(05:44):
and eighty seven drones. Have you seen a video of
this thing? No, it is insane.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
It is a skywall man.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
It's like, imagine twelve thousand drones all flying within within
centimeters of one another because they're all linked up, so
it's all like insanely controlled and it's it's just wild.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
The technology is out there. It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
It sure makes you think. And they're doing that on
the civilian side. What's the military side got.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Do you have the wheat Rich story. No, wheat Ridge
is going to be patrolling fireworks this fourth of July
with drones. Yeah, good luck with that. So if you're
shooting off fireworks and you see a drone coming over,
that's not smart.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
We're gonna go patrol the skies looking for fireworks things
that explode in the sky with drones that.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Are also in the sky. That's stupid.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
That makes no ins all. Oh, let's see, this is
crazy story like, it wasn't that bad until you get
the part where, well, where it gets described.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
It's not bad until it gets bad.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Well, I mean you're like, oh, that's sad.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Here's a story.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Lifeguard was a Paley Beach umbrella.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Officials believe light guard took a tumble off the lfeguard
chair that she was trying to set the large chair
umbrella into place on. So you know those light guard chairs,
they're up a little bit, they're like, you know, eight
feet maybe or so, and they have an umbrella on them. Well,
she was trying to put the umbrella up and apparently
a gust of wind caught the umbrella and it pulled
(07:27):
it upwards, so she grabbed it and she was off balanced,
so she was on the top step of the bench.
She fell backwards off the bench and the umbrella came
with her when she came down.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
This is where this is where I was like, oh,
I gotta share this story this night.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Right here, the umbrella went through the woman's armpit and
came out her back.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Oh man, Oh like an rel This thing was an
inch in a quartern diameter.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Oh wow, man, it's about about like that, just right
through the armpit and the battle.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, the victim nineteen to twenty years old, was conscious
and alert throughout the entire is in.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
So it didn't kill her. That's a good No.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I went to her armpit now just beside a scapula.
You imagine that sock. I'm feeling my armpit right out
of the soft just like boop ow.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Well, part of me feels like this umbrella handle is
probably hollow. Yeah, so there's probably like a tube of
her armpit in there.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Like I think you think it's it didn't have a point.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I think it was like a cookie cutter, like it
just stamped out a circle right out of her.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
I don't think it's that big. It's gotta be pointed
a little bit, I think so. Yeah, it would probably
dislocate her arm I mean, I don't know she's seen.
He was like a pretty fragile, frail little girl. Sixty
four year old Chinese man felt a strange sensation in
his stomach, went to the doctor and was shocked to
(09:12):
discover that a toothbrush he swallowed when he was twelve
years old was stuck in his.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Small intestine, and he's howled.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Now sixty four, this is fifty two years, this dude
has had a toothbrush in his intestines, he said, listen,
he remembers swallowing it at age twelve. He was too
scared to tell his parents he'd swallowed a toothbrush. He said,
(09:42):
he thought it would just dissolve on its own.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Oh wow, it's not gonna dissolve its plastic. So anyway,
he said, he's not felt anything until recently. Doctors checked
out his digestive system and found well toothbrush duck in
a small intestine. They performed surgery and took out the
(10:05):
seventeen and a half centimeter toothbrush in eighty minutes. And
the picture of the thing is nasty black. You imagine
having a toothbrush, like a full on toothbrush, stuck in
your small intestine.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
That's crazy. It doesn't cause any problems for fifty years.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Something something tells me it did. How can it not? Man,
it's a damn toothbrush. It's a full sized toothbrush, all right.
So this kind of funny story, this is that f
around and find out scenario. Proward Shares Office WTS said,
the shooting this convenience story, clerk, he's facing the aggravated
(10:49):
battery charge after he shot a customer at a gas
station because he got to fight about the price of beer.
The customer threw quote an unknown small object at the
clerk and he look, it's described in the article as,
quote a piece of paper. Oh however, see, the clerk
(11:15):
was like, all right, that's enough, bitch, and he took
a gun from under the counter and shot the dude
in the right calf.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
And then he got it.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
He went over top of him and started, you know,
kind of mad dogging him with a expl as I
can't say on the on the radio, doing this to
the store kirk clerk doing it to the customer who
was complaining, complained about the price of beer. So I'm
sure he still checked out, he bought it, and the
(11:45):
customer threw the receipt at the clerk because he said
he threw something at him. And it says in the
story quote in parentheses, it's described as a small piece
of paper.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
That's all I need, man, I was a fear from
a life.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Bam, shoots the dude in the cap like damn and
taunts him right right it stands over like preacher damn.
If he was in the NFL. They flagged him for
fifteen that's funny though. All right, a cop in England,
all right, this is a crazy story. In the story,
(12:25):
he says he might lose his job after he asks
a female coworker pull his finger and then he farted
in her face.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Did they not know that joke in England? Yeah? Yeah,
they know it. Okay, Yeah, here's the problem.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
The coworker says she knew was he was planning to
do when he asked her, you know, pull his finger.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
She told him to go away. She said, I'll just
go away. She knew what he's gonna do. But then.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Then he said, whoop, spins around and just stood on
his toes and farted right in her face. He's he
apparently was like six inches from her face, and he
parted like, damn, this is this It's kind of funny.
The review board has to decide if it qualifies as
(13:14):
this is their wording quote gross misconduct end quote, and if.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
So, he's gotta lose his job.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Now, hey, it's hard to argue that that's not misconduct
and it is one hundred percent gross.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
He's I think he's out of line. I think he's
way out of line. Because if she doesn't pull the finger,
you don't get to do the joke that that's why
he's out of line. Yes, if she pulled the finger,
then you get a fart, but you don't get to
just be like, dang it, I'm farting anyway. Yeah, I mean, look,
(13:54):
let's be honest.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Had he done that to one of his dude friends,
buddy's cop coworkers, what ever it that that has just
been the joke, that's where it had been done. But
you can't do the pull my finger trick, she says,
go away, you turn around to fight her face anyway,
and not expect some sort of insane disciplinary action, bro,
(14:18):
because you did that to a female.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Females don't play these games. They're not dudes. Would have
been like, man, you.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Suck, got up, walked it off, watched his face, and
been like I'm gonna get you my turn now, right.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
But you do that, what do you expect?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
You are a dumb ass in all sense of the word.
You can't do that to a female. Expect the lab Bro,
what do you man, he's bringing a knight to a gunfight. Uh, yeah,
he's gonna get fired.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Let's learn.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Yeah. Yeah, well you picked the wrong person's face to
farting man, your boys, you've been fine. Nope, all right,
So the mystery machine, the mystery machine. Maybe we're just
town at Duncanville, Alabama. Here's why I say that. There's
(15:15):
a quick stop convenience store. It got ribbed by.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Scooby Doo, not Scooby.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Yeah, some guy the Scooby Doo outfit made out of
cash and coins, says to the story.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
He didn't even take any snacks, No Scooby sacks, no
sandwich stack. This tall no.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
But speaking of the tall, he's a white male proximately
five foot nine inches. What's funny he did have on
the Scooby outfit, the whole you know, the whole tail
and everything. He's got the hoodie on. Underneath the hood
he's got a green like kind of ski mask looking
thing on. But yeah, one Scooby Doo authorities.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Warned that he could get away with it. So they're asking.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
From help from a from someding kids.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
I imagine retro raggy. I really hope when they finally
find this guy and they pull the mask off, they
have to say, let's find out who it really is first, right.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I don't know it's Daphne. Yeah. I think somebody's trying
to frame Scooby bro I'm not sure.
One O seven nine KBP I and your show time
for Stupid Stories. Y'all all stop.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah you are a Stupid Stories brought to you.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
By Drum City Guitar Land. Dude, can't wait sixty of
the anniversary. That's killing it man, Drum Guitars. They have
huge discounts tomorrow. So again I'll be out there two
to four. Zach Wilde will be out there giving away
a wild guitar. On top of walk on cool stuff.
You got to hang out with Zach Wilde. Man, Uh,
(00:31):
I'm out there like well, Zack Wilder. It's pretty damn cool.
Sixty years in the same location. Jones Guitar Land says
a lot about about that business for sure, so really cool.
Anxious to speak with Zach Wilde. He's been man, He's
just a legend in the guitar world. Man, there are
a few people that can claim all the accolades that
(00:55):
he's just been a part of. It's it's amazing when
you look at it. All Right, let's get to stupid stories.
You know, today's National Chocolate Pudding Day. Oh remember when
Bill Cosby be liked Give him a little chocolate, putting
it with the pills in it. Uh, chocolate pudding day.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
He used to be a thing that was telling you
had chocolate pudding.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
You know, my my jam was either banana. I kind
of like vanilla tea, but banana pudding. That was I
used to love banana pudding.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Right, banana pudding with the vanilla wafers. Yeah, leg yeah, Yeah,
they had a good they had a good matchup with those. Yeah.
Jello hasn't been the same since Bill Cosby did what
he did, right, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Put the pills in, the putting in.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Uh, let's see.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Hey, Today's also International Day in support of Victims of Torture.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Jesus.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Today is the International Day in Support of Victims of torture.
So if you have a Cold Play song on your phone,
that there, it's for you.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
That today is for you to your dad.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yeah. Thirty four year old man named Patches magic Beans
crashed his car in Minnesota riding the rainbow. He has
a car, Yeah, he had a rainbow.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yes, I'd say he was on mushrooms. Wow when you
look at his record, not his first time being busted
on mushrooms. Oh no, uh yeah, I was just riding
the rainbow.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I expected more out of patches. Yeah, magic beans.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Remember that Pennsylvania nurse and life coach who abandoned her
dog at the airport because they didn't let her take
the dog in the flight. This happen about eight months ago.
Oh yeah, she pleaded guilty.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
She's awful. Don't book at her.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
She just was like, oh, well, crack the window all right. Uh.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
The number of everyday millionaires, those with wealth between one
and five million dollars is actually soaring. Some of those people, however,
they don't feel rich at all. One article says that, well,
one to five millionaires, Well that's the new middle class.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Yeah, they're about right.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
That's crazy, well middle class, though it is hard. People
will be putting table on the way more cars, and
it's hysterical. It just disables the car like you can.
You can jack up an entire fleet of taxis with
one roll of duct table. It's wild too, because they
(03:55):
just it disables them. They keep it keeps them from
beeping at night, which is wild. A lot of people
started doing it, but now they're just doing it for
fun because it freaks out the car.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Right hotel in.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
China, they've been forced to stop something that it had
to be amazing. It had to be I mean, it
had to be a dream come true. They had to
stop its Red Panda wake Up Call service. They would
actually bring red pandas into guest rooms and allow them
(04:26):
to climb all on top of the beds and wake
the people up.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
What a way to wake up?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Can you imagine a panda on your bed.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
When you wake up? Like just a little tiny red panday, like,
oh came here, little buddy. Oh that would be awesome.
And why are they stopping this? Too many people? Too
many people want this. Yeah, so they're just gonna stop that.
Yeah we can't, Yeah, can't keep up with it. I
(04:56):
then you just start charging more for Panda wake Up.
It'll filter people out.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Man.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I want to be woken up by a q little
red pan.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Can you imagine?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Right?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I thought this was because, you know, violating animal rights
or something, but doesn't sound like that's the case. There's
just too many people that eat a wake up call.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I mean they did mention a couple of things like that,
but it was just that everybody wanted it.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Too many people tried to take it home with them.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I want to keep them, mama, you gotta keep them.
Height there's a new study. This is moving back in
with your parents. Not so great for your budgeting skills
because your parents pay for everything. So yeah, go figure
that out. A Chinese city set a new world record
with a light show that featured eleven thousand, seven hundred
(05:44):
and eighty seven drones. Have you seen a video of
this thing? No, it is insane.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
It is a skywall man.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
It's like, imagine twelve thousand drones all flying within within
centimeters of one another because they're all linked up, so
it's all like insanely controlled and it's it's just wild.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
The technology is out there. It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
It sure makes you think. And they're doing that on
the civilian side. What's the military side got.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Do you have the wheat Rich story. No, wheat Ridge
is going to be patrolling fireworks this fourth of July
with drones. Yeah, good luck with that. So if you're
shooting off fireworks and you see a drone coming over,
that's not smart.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
We're gonna go patrol the skies looking for fireworks things
that explode in the sky with drones that.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Are also in the sky. That's stupid.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
That makes no ins all. Oh, let's see, this is
crazy story like, it wasn't that bad until you get
the part where, well, where it gets described.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
It's not bad until it gets bad.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Well, I mean you're like, oh, that's sad.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Here's a story.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Lifeguard was a Paley Beach umbrella.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Officials believe light guard took a tumble off the lfeguard
chair that she was trying to set the large chair
umbrella into place on. So you know those light guard chairs,
they're up a little bit, they're like, you know, eight
feet maybe or so, and they have an umbrella on them. Well,
she was trying to put the umbrella up and apparently
a gust of wind caught the umbrella and it pulled
(07:27):
it upwards, so she grabbed it and she was off balanced,
so she was on the top step of the bench.
She fell backwards off the bench and the umbrella came
with her when she came down.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
This is where this is where I was like, oh,
I gotta share this story this night.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Right here, the umbrella went through the woman's armpit and
came out her back.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Oh man, Oh like an rel This thing was an
inch in a quartern diameter.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Oh wow, man, it's about about like that, just right
through the armpit and the battle.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, the victim nineteen to twenty years old, was conscious
and alert throughout the entire is in.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
So it didn't kill her. That's a good No.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I went to her armpit now just beside a scapula.
You imagine that sock. I'm feeling my armpit right out
of the soft just like boop ow.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Well, part of me feels like this umbrella handle is
probably hollow. Yeah, so there's probably like a tube of
her armpit in there.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Like I think you think it's it didn't have a point.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I think it was like a cookie cutter, like it
just stamped out a circle right out of her.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
I don't think it's that big. It's gotta be pointed
a little bit, I think so. Yeah, it would probably
dislocate her arm I mean, I don't know she's seen.
He was like a pretty fragile, frail little girl. Sixty
four year old Chinese man felt a strange sensation in
his stomach, went to the doctor and was shocked to
(09:12):
discover that a toothbrush he swallowed when he was twelve
years old was stuck in his.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Small intestine, and he's howled.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Now sixty four, this is fifty two years, this dude
has had a toothbrush in his intestines, he said, listen,
he remembers swallowing it at age twelve. He was too
scared to tell his parents he'd swallowed a toothbrush. He said,
(09:42):
he thought it would just dissolve on its own.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Oh wow, it's not gonna dissolve its plastic. So anyway,
he said, he's not felt anything until recently. Doctors checked
out his digestive system and found well toothbrush duck in
a small intestine. They performed surgery and took out the
(10:05):
seventeen and a half centimeter toothbrush in eighty minutes. And
the picture of the thing is nasty black. You imagine
having a toothbrush, like a full on toothbrush, stuck in
your small intestine.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
That's crazy. It doesn't cause any problems for fifty years.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Something something tells me it did. How can it not? Man,
it's a damn toothbrush. It's a full sized toothbrush, all right.
So this kind of funny story, this is that f
around and find out scenario. Proward Shares Office WTS said,
the shooting this convenience story, clerk, he's facing the aggravated
(10:49):
battery charge after he shot a customer at a gas
station because he got to fight about the price of beer.
The customer threw quote an unknown small object at the
clerk and he look, it's described in the article as,
quote a piece of paper. Oh however, see, the clerk
(11:15):
was like, all right, that's enough, bitch, and he took
a gun from under the counter and shot the dude
in the right calf.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
And then he got it.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
He went over top of him and started, you know,
kind of mad dogging him with a expl as I
can't say on the on the radio, doing this to
the store kirk clerk doing it to the customer who
was complaining, complained about the price of beer. So I'm
sure he still checked out, he bought it, and the
(11:45):
customer threw the receipt at the clerk because he said
he threw something at him. And it says in the
story quote in parentheses, it's described as a small piece
of paper.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
That's all I need, man, I was a fear from
a life.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Bam, shoots the dude in the cap like damn and
taunts him right right it stands over like preacher damn.
If he was in the NFL. They flagged him for
fifteen that's funny though. All right, a cop in England,
all right, this is a crazy story. In the story,
(12:25):
he says he might lose his job after he asks
a female coworker pull his finger and then he farted
in her face.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Did they not know that joke in England? Yeah? Yeah,
they know it. Okay, Yeah, here's the problem.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
The coworker says she knew was he was planning to
do when he asked her, you know, pull his finger.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
She told him to go away. She said, I'll just
go away. She knew what he's gonna do. But then.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Then he said, whoop, spins around and just stood on
his toes and farted right in her face. He's he
apparently was like six inches from her face, and he
parted like, damn, this is this It's kind of funny.
The review board has to decide if it qualifies as
(13:14):
this is their wording quote gross misconduct end quote, and if.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
So, he's gotta lose his job.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Now, hey, it's hard to argue that that's not misconduct
and it is one hundred percent gross.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
He's I think he's out of line. I think he's
way out of line. Because if she doesn't pull the finger,
you don't get to do the joke that that's why
he's out of line. Yes, if she pulled the finger,
then you get a fart, but you don't get to
just be like, dang it, I'm farting anyway. Yeah, I mean, look,
(13:54):
let's be honest.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Had he done that to one of his dude friends,
buddy's cop coworkers, what ever it that that has just
been the joke, that's where it had been done. But
you can't do the pull my finger trick, she says,
go away, you turn around to fight her face anyway,
and not expect some sort of insane disciplinary action, bro,
(14:18):
because you did that to a female.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Females don't play these games. They're not dudes. Would have
been like, man, you.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Suck, got up, walked it off, watched his face, and
been like I'm gonna get you my turn now, right.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
But you do that, what do you expect?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
You are a dumb ass in all sense of the word.
You can't do that to a female. Expect the lab Bro,
what do you man, he's bringing a knight to a gunfight. Uh, yeah,
he's gonna get fired.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Let's learn.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Yeah. Yeah, well you picked the wrong person's face to
farting man, your boys, you've been fine. Nope, all right,
So the mystery machine, the mystery machine. Maybe we're just
town at Duncanville, Alabama. Here's why I say that. There's
(15:15):
a quick stop convenience store. It got ribbed by.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Scooby Doo, not Scooby.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Yeah, some guy the Scooby Doo outfit made out of
cash and coins, says to the story.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
He didn't even take any snacks, No Scooby sacks, no
sandwich stack. This tall no.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
But speaking of the tall, he's a white male proximately
five foot nine inches. What's funny he did have on
the Scooby outfit, the whole you know, the whole tail
and everything. He's got the hoodie on. Underneath the hood
he's got a green like kind of ski mask looking
thing on. But yeah, one Scooby Doo authorities.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Warned that he could get away with it. So they're asking.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
From help from a from someding kids.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
I imagine retro raggy. I really hope when they finally
find this guy and they pull the mask off, they
have to say, let's find out who it really is first, right.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I don't know it's Daphne. Yeah. I think somebody's trying
to frame Scooby bro I'm not sure.
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