Man found a Grenade with his Fathers Stuff... Pulls the Pin to see what happens

Man found a Grenade with his Fathers Stuff... Pulls the Pin to see what happens

Episode Transcript

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One oh seven nine KBPI Andy yourshow time for stupid stories. Yea,
yeah, you are stupid stories,brought you by Canada, Canada, and
they're wildfires sending us smoke another day. I smoke. Yeah. Um fast

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x scoops it on Friday. Apretty good review. Yeah, gross sixty
seven million dollars. I just hopethis will encourage Hollywood to make a sequel.
It's gonna be real awkward if theydon't make the next part of part
two and three, which I thinkit hurt him. They shouldn't have said
it was a trilogy, right,They should have just said continue. Yeah,

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they should have said a trilogy.Who wants to go to a three
part final movie? All right?Um? Already do this? Um?
Top dog in Washington, this kindof funny top dog name in Washington,
this Washington state. Luna l un a top cat name in Washington State.

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Luna l u n a top humanname for females in California or in
Washington. Luna Really stop it,Washington, stop it? Uh? Funny?
Um? Who knows they might beonto something. Monica's name is Luna,

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her middle name is Lunah. Ididn't think that name was that common,
but apparently, I know it's gettinga lot more common. Apparently,
bogs cats, people's damn, calmdown with the luna. Yeah, something
like that. You know whatever,Okay, you know night, who's whatever,
tomorrow moon something, whatever, whatever. According to your research, it's

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a myth. I pay attention.It's a myth that women lose interest in
sex as the inner midlife. It'sunclear who's to blame for that one,
but it's according to science and research, it's a myth. It's just you
that they're no longer and having sexwith it, interested in this. It's
just it's yeah, that's the grandreality of it. It's not me,

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it's you, right right, it'syou're no longer interested in me. That's
why there's none of the sex,all right. Target is recalling five million
candles ready for this because candles area burn risk. What yeah, they're
recalling them their threshold brand candles andglass jars because the glass well apparently the

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glass cracks and breaks, oh,causing you know, burns, lacerations,
all that stuff. So not thestandard burns because it's cheap glass. Dum.
How about this Pennsylvania speaking a cheapPennsylvania state police looking for vandals who
melted the toilet and in a woman'srestroom using fireworks. They melted a toilet,

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So I guess the toilet is somesort of I don't know, plastic,
some sort of injection style molded plastic, and they I don't know,
torch it with much of fireworks.You think they'd have more of a heavy
duty one in a public restroom likethat. But right, Uh, Let's
see a man who read it isupset because the neighborhood expanded around his pre

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existing home and he can no longersleep naked with his windows open. And
he also this is a real bubberfor him. He also had to stop
clean the house in the nude apparently. Okay, I feel like because the
neighbors are too close, So look, you don't have to stop. Look
maybe something that your neighbors you know, have an issue with. But I

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mean, technically you don't have tostop make them close their blinds, right,
I feel like that's your right.You want to bust a stroll in
your own house naked with the windowsopen, go ahead, especially if you
were there first. Yeah, thisis just what I do. I clean
the house naked. That's bought aboutthat before you moved in. I feel
like people would clean their house nakedjust a little off. Yeah, I

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mean it's okay, dude, Whatare two things naked around the house but
a full own the house cleaning?It's a little much, right, put
on some shorts when you're scrubbing thetoilet. Just other things too, just
you know, vacuum in baseboards,yeah, just you know, dishes,
just almost do everything but clean naked. The guitar Kurt Cobain de stroyed on

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stage sold for five hundred ninety fivethousand dollars. It was signed by all
three members of Nirvana, and thatI think sold over the weekend, made
some news five and he destroyed it. This homeless guy that broke into Own
Wilson's house in Santa Monica. Thishappened last week. He rummers around for

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a while, ended up taking apair of Owen Wilson's pajamas. Now Owen
was at home at the time,but his assistant came home while the intruder
was still there, so he tookoff. Santa Monica police found him in
the neighbor's yard, booked him fora felony burglary charge and Apparently he didn't

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take anything else besides the pajamas whichhe was wearing. The police got him.
He didn't even know whose house itwas, which is kind of funny.
But last summer that's where Owen parkedas tesla, and somebody stole his
tires and rims off his tesla lastyear, So it's just weird. Do
you think Hollywood people have an assistantgo to their home every time before they

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arrived and check and see if anybody'sthere is okay, Oh, you think
that's what it was. Well,it says I'm guessing assistant came home while
the intruder was still there. I'mguessing they were meeting. They were having
like a meeting or something, andhe just showed up first, and they're
at the level where he can justwalk in and out at will. I'm
guessing that's what it was. Whoknows. Maybe maybe Owen Wilson's very paranoid

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about that and says, hey,I need somebody to sweep the house.
Sometimes those people are very eccentric.Just like, if you told me Nicholas
Cage had somebody that went home andswept his house beforehand, it wouldn't surprise
me. Right, right, Butthen you know, does the Rock have
somebody sweep his house. It's gotto be weird if you're the Rock hiring

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security people in general. I know. So I'll say, never mind,
Phillis, I'll handle this. Imean, I feel like you almost look
forward to that. All right.How about this place in Philadelphia called Dreary
Beer Garden. They just don't veilto set some hundred out of cheese burger.
It's called the gold standard burger madefrom the Japanese that waggou be or

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whatever, the aged and all thatstuff where they massage the cow. Yeah.
Yeah, it's tight with Italian blackshuffles, caviard, lobster meat,
aged Irish cheddar cheese, and thetop bun is completely covered an edible gold
leaf. It does come with someFrench fries. They're drizzling in fancy honey

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that costs two hundred dollars an ounce. The honey does, yes, and
you're gonna get a one ounce pourof some sort of four thousand dollars conac
sip it with. And this isn'teven breaking any records. A seven hundred
cheeseburger according to Guinness. Some restaurantin another and soda burger for six grand

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last year, six grand for asingle cheeseburger anyone for this place? Also,
how weird is this? This placealso has a no frills cheeseburger this
two ninety five Dirty Happy Hour two. Okay, all right, if you're
a big fan of TikTok, thiscould be a kid's dream job. Apparently

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they're probably already doing it for free, some might as well get paid for
it. There's a company called Ubiquitousdoes brand marketing for social media, and
they're offering to pay three people onehundred bucks an hour to watch TikTok.
They're gonna pay three people a thousanddollars each to go on a ten hour
TikTok binge to say us to helpthe company discover emerging trends. But it

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sounds like a commick to get theirname out there. But there you go.
If you want to sign up ubiquitousinfluence dot com, they're looking for
somebody who's over eighteen, already familiarwith TikTok, and has an eye for
trends. The deadline to apply Marchthirty first. You know, those fall

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in line with the oh, we'regonna pay you a thousand dollars to watch
all the Fast and the Furious movies. I want to know if anybody has
either done that or knows somebody whohas done that. Bro, I got
all the Fast and Furious movies laidout best and worst because somebody did that
and they posted up on social media. Oh okay, I'll share it with
you just a little bit. Ialways thought that was just a gimmick that

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no somebody did it, okay.Housekeeper in Florida countered a horrifying situation when
the housekeeper listen to this crazy housekeeperwas called to clean up a crime scene
by the client. Now Anthony Corradocalled the maid to clean up what he

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described as a real mess at thehome in this Golden Gate of States community
of southwestern Florida. Records show thatthe home belonged to Corrado's grandparents, and
according to the maid, she rideat the home to find Corrado covered in
blood as well as blood all overthe floor. The maid asked to see

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the grandmother, so Corado took herback to the bedroom where there was a
blue tarp. This guy removed wasthe tart. Showed the maid his grandmother,
who had a bag over her head. Apparently the maid attempted to remove
the bag. This guy Crodo toldher to stop, that she would get

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blood everywhere if she did so,because apparently Carrado, yeah, he stabbed
his grandmother to death and beat herto death and then called their normal housekeeper
to clean the mass up and getrid of the body. He wanted to
clean up the home before the grandfathergot a home to find the grandmother.

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Oh wow. Carrado said he neededthe help of the maid because he quote
could not go back to prison.So the housekeeper pretended to leave the home
and get more cleaning supplies from hercar, and that's when she flagged down.
Ninety one one called a sheriff's department. She actually saw Pacho car So

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crazy. This one of those stories. This guy's like just murder his grandmother.
How out of touch with reality?Just to aska mostly stranger, I
mean, maybe matter, But itwasn't like it's your your buddy, like
hey, no, I need somehelp burying a body, buddy. No,
just the maid who normally there cleancrap up like all right, man's
dad. Two teenage sons were woundedafter a grenade they found among their grandfather's

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old belongings exploded. This happened inIndiana. It looks like co deputies right
at the scene. They found twosons, age fourteen to eighteen. We're
taking local hospitals strapping the wounds.Apparently the dad had been cleaning out the
grandfather's closet and the old army bunkerstuff. Found a grenade. But see,

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he must thought the grenade was atoy or that was a dud,
because the dad, for whatever reason, decided to pull the pin on the
grade. See if man, ifI found a grenade, ain't a way
I'm pulling a No. No,if I'm sure it's a toy, not
pulling the pin. No. Uh, anyway, he's not around any longer.

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Oh no, have his wife tellhim that he made a bad mistake.
Um, he should have known better. So yeah, two kids wounded.
Um all grandpa writes, if you'dlike to meet me, pull the
pin he's one of us. Wellit's just ru um yeah, sad.
Uh. This is what's crazy.This happened to me over the weekend.
So we got hell over there outof the last week. About a week

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and a half ago. I guessthe storms came through on a Thursday and
Friday really jacked up my area withhell, this is crazy. On Saturday,
after a garage show, we gethome and no joke, a few
of guys were getting ready for cruiseon Sunday and over above, overhead,
there's a there's a plane company,and it's a it's like an old school

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like bi plane kind of scenario thatyou see pulling a big old long banner
that you see, you know,over like a mile hide or in football
games or something like that. Right, it's been a long time since I've
seen a banner plane. Yeah,you're just not something you typically see out
where I'm at, you know,in Elbert County and Douglas County. I'm
like, that's kind of weird becauseyou hear it, you know, because
those things always kind of struggle alittle bit pulling a big old banner.

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But there's this plane and me myboys kind of turn and look at it
as it's coming close because it's dragginghis big old long banner and we're like,
what is a banner plane doing outhere? Well, then you see
it and it's some dudes something Ohgod, what was it? Something lightning?
Uh? It was a hell hellroofing company. It was kind of

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like Lightning Roofing or something. Uh, white white roofing or something. Anyway,
Hell Damage Free Estimates and gave thephone number in the website on the
banner. They were flying a bannerplane out where I live for hell damage
man and over the weekend, threedifferent Hey, um um here assessing the

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hell damage everybody's homes. I've youknow, I'm not one of these guys
that show up and you know,just chase hell storms. These guys are
those guys, and so everybody's pointingat everybody else. We're not. Those
people are just chasing hell storms.Meanwhile, but they're going door to door
in your neighborhood. Huh wow,those doors are quite a distance away from

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each other. Oh they're showing upin a truck. Oh sure sure,
but yeah, man, just rolldown a driveway. Are you doing fellas?
Hey, so, man, youguys really got hit hard with hell.
Have you had anybody up in yourroot to look at it yet?
Because we're in the neighborhood and we'redoing free estimates, Yeah, I know
you are. Everybody is. Sothere's a scam going on right now.

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While the Better Business Bureau has notreceiving any scam reports from the metro area
after the most recent hell storm.It doesn't mean it ain't happening. So
May and June tend to be themonths where Calrod sees severe weather or last
a couple of weeks. My showhas had well, obviously some heavy rains,
but big, big hail storms inaround the city. And apparently there's

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a lot of the scammers showing up. So just no, just be fyi
and alert. There's a lot ofthese fly by night hell comedies. They
say they're gonna work with your instanceconty. Meanwhile, they get a big
payment when you give me your infoand they're out the door without any work
done. So it's unfortunately kind ofbad. And they'll sit there sell you
on you know, hell resistant shinglesand things like that, and only put

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the regular shingles up. All kindsof weird scams that out there. Just
just know, go with somebody local, if somebody's been doing it for a
while, and watch out for thebig scams because there's a bunch of them
shop around. Don't take the firstguy that comes to your door, and
fy Magic Johnson apologizes to Nuggets fansafter Nuggets beat on the Lake Years in

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the game three loss, so thereyou go.