October 14, 2025 • 11 mins
Man gets arrested for doing a Drive By Cheese-Burgering
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O seven nine KBP I and your show time
for stupid stories stot y'all.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
All stop, Yeah you are stories.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Brough to B steal and Steel Dealers dot com. And
also the mountains. The mountains look pretty good.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
This morning, they do. I went back there and checked
it out. I was like, you know what, you're pretty
Look at the mountains. That's just pretty.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
We live in a postcard man.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Thank god. All right, a couple things stew stores. According
to a new survey, parents of gen zers, y'all got
a problem. Man, raise your hand if you're a parent
of gen zers, and I don't care if you're driving.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
No.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Look, parents of gen zers are spending upwards of thirty
thousand dollars a year supporting their adult kids. Oh man,
I at least make you do some chores or something
for that money.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Man, damn, it seems like a lot.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Thirty grand.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah, everything is getting protein packed nowadays. Case in point,
new line of Doritos are gonna be introduced. They're supposedly
protein packed.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Oh see, man, now they really trying to kill us.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Man, we're gonna be sitting there eating massive amounts of
derills bags of Doritos thinking to ourselves. We're somehow doing
ourselves justice and it's good for us.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Meanwhile, we're just getting fat.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Seven more bags of Doritos today.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Hey, it's protein. It's good. It's good.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Is that gonna be a new flavor of protein powder Doritos?
Whatever the salt, the spices.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah, who knows? Who knows?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Man, Nacho cheese, You know, Nacho cheese is named that.
Nacho was the name of the dude. No, really, I
think so, Man, google that real fat. I'm almost certain
Nacho with the name of the dude.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Do you know how fast he was typing?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Pretty close. The guy's name is Ignacio.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Right, and so he was the first one to make it,
and everybody liked it, and they well, they named the
counter after him.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Na Cho cheese.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I mean, of all the foods toff named after you,
that's up there, right. It was like Nacho's makes everybody smile, right,
but not.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Cho, like Nacho cheese. That name after a dude.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Hal, Nacho, that's funny, scoom. In our prep today, there
were ten companies that will eliminate remote work entirely by
the beginning of twenty twenty six. You'll find out what
those are. Uh, here's a story about a woman who's
(02:54):
been accused of fat shaman after she said that she
was fed up with having to split restaurant bills with
her larger friends. You know, because her larger friends order
a lot more food than she does whenever they dine out,
and she's tired to split the bill with them. Does
she have a cause there, she justified, I think so maybe.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I mean, you know what really really separates the bills
as the drinkers from the non drink Yeah, drinks. Drinks
can make a bill go real, big, real.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Thing, like fifteen bucks for a single, right, twenty two
for a double?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
She like, if you go in for a beer and
everybody else is having hard liquor, yeah, you're at a
serious disavanted.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Big disadvantage. You better be dunk by the time you leave.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
A mother is getting backlash on the line from making
a daughter's gender reveal about her. She apparently set up
so some of the couple planned reveal would show both
blue and pink confetti, confusing everybody, and then she popped
the balloon to reveal the actual gender.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Calm down, mums.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
We don't need an m Night Shyamalan twist here right.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Let your daughter have her day. Damn.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Let's see new record for the most fist bumps in
thirty seconds. The previous record stood at four hundred and six.
The new record four hundred and twenty four baby.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
In thirty seconds.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yeah wow, pretty impressive. All right, there's a story. I
just need to read the headline. This happened in South Carolina,
says a Union County man arrested for pretending to be
an insurance agent. And I'm like, Cauz, you don't have
to pretend that you could do that really easy. You
probably jump on a computer's been two hours at the
University of Phoenix and have a master's in it. Bro,
(04:42):
you don't need to pretend that's you can go do
that a couple hours a day.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Get it record nine to five.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Just trying to impress all those girls. I am an
insurance salesman, right, I'm just like Jake from State Farm.
I hang out with Patrick Mahomes.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
All right, So here's a twisted ass story.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Someone will kind of give you a part of it
because you'll figure out the rest.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Twenty nine year old woman in Missouri. Oh man, this
woman's crazy, y'all.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Like crazy women like women don't be mad at me
for saying this. But crazy women dudes know this, Like
dudes are crazy, Like all right, I'll give you this,
I'll give you this. When guys go crazy, it's a
whole different. Well, when women go crazy too, it is older.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
But as far as like there's guy crazy and there's
girl crazy, they're different.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Like I understand some guys go crazy and they just
want to fight and hit stuff, But when women go crazy,
this is terrifying. A twenty nine year oldoman in Missouri
she got arrested after she went to the home of
her ex boyfriend or ex lover headed.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Him a cooler.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Oh thanks for the cooler, honey.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
That's the nice cooler. What's in the cooler?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Man?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Remember the movie seven? What's in the box? What's in
the box?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
He's like, no, No, don't open it, don't open it.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
What's his name? Jack? But don't open it?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Jet?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
What's in the box?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
This twenty nine ye old woman hand him a cooler
and something was in in that cooler and she referred
to it as.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Theirs. That should be enough. Okay, you know what.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I'm saying, twisted ya means h in the cooler? Craig
all right, you need a micro peanut story. Oh sure, Hey,
it's gonna be a short one.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Nothing makes a guy feel better than hearing about the
shortcomings of others.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Yeah, especially when it happens like this man left with
many mean penis after trusting doctor Google leed's amputation. A
dad says relying on doctor Google left him with a
mini mean manhood when a ward turned into a well
penile cancer.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Leading to a partial amputation. Damn uh.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
This guy, Robin Hernan, he looked his symptoms up online
data too. He was confident that Google's diagnosis of it
being like a ward was true, and he just well,
he just said he hold it to go away.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
It didn't. You had that surgery move it and a
large part of his penis. Oh no.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Fourteen months after he first noticed the spot, it was Uh,
it was removed and unfortunately a lot of mes came win.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Guys don't be afraid to get a second opinion, especially
when the first opinion was Google.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Look, man, uh, anytime he trust doctor Google, h you
were setting yourself up for epic failure.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I don't know that. Look, Google may be good about.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Some things, you know, comic codes or maybe something simple.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
But what is your man hoods?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
You are you've got a good second opinion. I mean,
come on, uh, that's uh, that's important. It was important,
all right. So this story is hilarious. The guy in
Florida got arrested for what they're calling is a dry
by cheeseburger.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Scoop.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Okay, drive by cheeseburger.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Now, who would want this to occur for them?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Right around lunchtime out grinding twelve twelve thirty or so, Man,
somebody comes by and throws a teesburger.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
You're direct of pou Oh, I got to hit the
chest with old go. That's a whopper. That's delicious.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
He unwrapp it Sonic number one. Delicious.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Well, thank you for the bacon double cheeseburger. Look at
somebody hit me with a bacon eater. That's so generous. Anyway,
twenty six year old guy named Jordan Caddo showed up
outside of Atlantist Gentleman's Club in Largo, Florida. He was
asking to talk to the manager. School that quickly, huh,
let me talk to the manager.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
According to police, he used to work there.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Oh okay, all right, I guess he ended up getting
some sort of argument with somebody, and then Jordan Caddo
just says, all right, hell with it, I'm going to
my car, walks to his car, drives out of parking lot.
When he does, he grabs a cheeseburger they had in there.
He chucked it at the dude.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
He did what.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Chucked the cheeseburger at the dude? Huh?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Here's the bad news, man. It hit the guy's shoulders, well,
the guy's shoulder. Cops arrested Jordan for battery. They said
the man he hit wasn't seriously injured, but the burger
did cause him bodily harm.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
And I'm like, what, not injured, but bodily harm?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
What kind of frail, sickly shoulder that we're dealing with here?
Little the crept chicken wing this dude working with? What
kind of Anyway? He got arrested for battery, and he
admitted throwing the burger from his nagle.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Yeah, I threw the cheese because who who admits it?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I threw the cheese burger to hit him? They don't
police he do it again? If be could I do
it again too?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Because if that dude he looked hungry.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Disappointing the reporting that they didn't tell us what and
a cheese breaker though.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
They needed that. I mean, is it different with a
quarter pounder?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
It like a slider? Yeah right, no doubt. If you
go down from a white Castle slider, damn yeah, you
need You're not a bouncer at a nightclub, that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Kind of niema little man?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Are you? Oh you got hit in the head with
a white Castle. He's not been the same since.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
At least getting hit by a big Mac. The word
big is in there. Yeah, it may not be that big.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
It was something big, bro, it's big. He don't say
mac anything but a slider. That's hilarious. You got hitting
the head with a wine bun. You got a concussion.
One O seven nine KBP I and your show time
for stupid stories stot y'all.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
All stop, Yeah you are stories.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Brough to B steal and Steel Dealers dot com. And
also the mountains. The mountains look pretty good.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
This morning, they do. I went back there and checked
it out. I was like, you know what, you're pretty
Look at the mountains. That's just pretty.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
We live in a postcard man.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Thank god. All right, a couple things stew stores. According
to a new survey, parents of gen zers, y'all got
a problem. Man, raise your hand if you're a parent
of gen zers, and I don't care if you're driving.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
No.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Look, parents of gen zers are spending upwards of thirty
thousand dollars a year supporting their adult kids. Oh man,
I at least make you do some chores or something
for that money.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Man, damn, it seems like a lot.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Thirty grand.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah, everything is getting protein packed nowadays. Case in point,
new line of Doritos are gonna be introduced. They're supposedly
protein packed.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Oh see, man, now they really trying to kill us.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Man, we're gonna be sitting there eating massive amounts of
derills bags of Doritos thinking to ourselves. We're somehow doing
ourselves justice and it's good for us.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Meanwhile, we're just getting fat.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Seven more bags of Doritos today.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Hey, it's protein. It's good. It's good.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Is that gonna be a new flavor of protein powder Doritos?
Whatever the salt, the spices.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah, who knows? Who knows?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Man, Nacho cheese, You know, Nacho cheese is named that.
Nacho was the name of the dude. No, really, I
think so, Man, google that real fat. I'm almost certain
Nacho with the name of the dude.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Do you know how fast he was typing?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Pretty close. The guy's name is Ignacio.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Right, and so he was the first one to make it,
and everybody liked it, and they well, they named the
counter after him.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Na Cho cheese.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I mean, of all the foods toff named after you,
that's up there, right. It was like Nacho's makes everybody smile, right,
but not.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Cho, like Nacho cheese. That name after a dude.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Hal, Nacho, that's funny, scoom. In our prep today, there
were ten companies that will eliminate remote work entirely by
the beginning of twenty twenty six. You'll find out what
those are. Uh, here's a story about a woman who's
(02:54):
been accused of fat shaman after she said that she
was fed up with having to split restaurant bills with
her larger friends. You know, because her larger friends order
a lot more food than she does whenever they dine out,
and she's tired to split the bill with them. Does
she have a cause there, she justified, I think so maybe.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I mean, you know what really really separates the bills
as the drinkers from the non drink Yeah, drinks. Drinks
can make a bill go real, big, real.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Thing, like fifteen bucks for a single, right, twenty two
for a double?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
She like, if you go in for a beer and
everybody else is having hard liquor, yeah, you're at a
serious disavanted.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Big disadvantage. You better be dunk by the time you leave.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
A mother is getting backlash on the line from making
a daughter's gender reveal about her. She apparently set up
so some of the couple planned reveal would show both
blue and pink confetti, confusing everybody, and then she popped
the balloon to reveal the actual gender.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Calm down, mums.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
We don't need an m Night Shyamalan twist here right.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Let your daughter have her day. Damn.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Let's see new record for the most fist bumps in
thirty seconds. The previous record stood at four hundred and six.
The new record four hundred and twenty four baby.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
In thirty seconds.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yeah wow, pretty impressive. All right, there's a story. I
just need to read the headline. This happened in South Carolina,
says a Union County man arrested for pretending to be
an insurance agent. And I'm like, Cauz, you don't have
to pretend that you could do that really easy. You
probably jump on a computer's been two hours at the
University of Phoenix and have a master's in it. Bro,
(04:42):
you don't need to pretend that's you can go do
that a couple hours a day.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Get it record nine to five.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Just trying to impress all those girls. I am an
insurance salesman, right, I'm just like Jake from State Farm.
I hang out with Patrick Mahomes.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
All right, So here's a twisted ass story.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Someone will kind of give you a part of it
because you'll figure out the rest.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Twenty nine year old woman in Missouri. Oh man, this
woman's crazy, y'all.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Like crazy women like women don't be mad at me
for saying this. But crazy women dudes know this, Like
dudes are crazy, Like all right, I'll give you this,
I'll give you this. When guys go crazy, it's a
whole different. Well, when women go crazy too, it is older.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
But as far as like there's guy crazy and there's
girl crazy, they're different.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Like I understand some guys go crazy and they just
want to fight and hit stuff, But when women go crazy,
this is terrifying. A twenty nine year oldoman in Missouri
she got arrested after she went to the home of
her ex boyfriend or ex lover headed.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Him a cooler.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Oh thanks for the cooler, honey.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
That's the nice cooler. What's in the cooler?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Man?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Remember the movie seven? What's in the box? What's in
the box?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
He's like, no, No, don't open it, don't open it.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
What's his name? Jack? But don't open it?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Jet?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
What's in the box?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
This twenty nine ye old woman hand him a cooler
and something was in in that cooler and she referred
to it as.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Theirs. That should be enough. Okay, you know what.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I'm saying, twisted ya means h in the cooler? Craig
all right, you need a micro peanut story. Oh sure, Hey,
it's gonna be a short one.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Nothing makes a guy feel better than hearing about the
shortcomings of others.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Yeah, especially when it happens like this man left with
many mean penis after trusting doctor Google leed's amputation. A
dad says relying on doctor Google left him with a
mini mean manhood when a ward turned into a well
penile cancer.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Leading to a partial amputation. Damn uh.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
This guy, Robin Hernan, he looked his symptoms up online
data too. He was confident that Google's diagnosis of it
being like a ward was true, and he just well,
he just said he hold it to go away.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
It didn't. You had that surgery move it and a
large part of his penis. Oh no.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Fourteen months after he first noticed the spot, it was Uh,
it was removed and unfortunately a lot of mes came win.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Guys don't be afraid to get a second opinion, especially
when the first opinion was Google.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Look, man, uh, anytime he trust doctor Google, h you
were setting yourself up for epic failure.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I don't know that. Look, Google may be good about.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Some things, you know, comic codes or maybe something simple.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
But what is your man hoods?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
You are you've got a good second opinion. I mean,
come on, uh, that's uh, that's important. It was important,
all right. So this story is hilarious. The guy in
Florida got arrested for what they're calling is a dry
by cheeseburger.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Scoop.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Okay, drive by cheeseburger.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Now, who would want this to occur for them?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Right around lunchtime out grinding twelve twelve thirty or so, Man,
somebody comes by and throws a teesburger.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
You're direct of pou Oh, I got to hit the
chest with old go. That's a whopper. That's delicious.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
He unwrapp it Sonic number one. Delicious.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Well, thank you for the bacon double cheeseburger. Look at
somebody hit me with a bacon eater. That's so generous. Anyway,
twenty six year old guy named Jordan Caddo showed up
outside of Atlantist Gentleman's Club in Largo, Florida. He was
asking to talk to the manager. School that quickly, huh,
let me talk to the manager.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
According to police, he used to work there.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Oh okay, all right, I guess he ended up getting
some sort of argument with somebody, and then Jordan Caddo
just says, all right, hell with it, I'm going to
my car, walks to his car, drives out of parking lot.
When he does, he grabs a cheeseburger they had in there.
He chucked it at the dude.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
He did what.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Chucked the cheeseburger at the dude? Huh?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Here's the bad news, man. It hit the guy's shoulders, well,
the guy's shoulder. Cops arrested Jordan for battery. They said
the man he hit wasn't seriously injured, but the burger
did cause him bodily harm.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
And I'm like, what, not injured, but bodily harm?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
What kind of frail, sickly shoulder that we're dealing with here?
Little the crept chicken wing this dude working with? What
kind of Anyway? He got arrested for battery, and he
admitted throwing the burger from his nagle.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Yeah, I threw the cheese because who who admits it?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I threw the cheese burger to hit him? They don't
police he do it again? If be could I do
it again too?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Because if that dude he looked hungry.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Disappointing the reporting that they didn't tell us what and
a cheese breaker though.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
They needed that. I mean, is it different with a
quarter pounder?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
It like a slider? Yeah right, no doubt. If you
go down from a white Castle slider, damn yeah, you
need You're not a bouncer at a nightclub, that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Kind of niema little man?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Are you? Oh you got hit in the head with
a white Castle. He's not been the same since.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
At least getting hit by a big Mac. The word
big is in there. Yeah, it may not be that big.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
It was something big, bro, it's big. He don't say
mac anything but a slider. That's hilarious. You got hitting
the head with a wine bun. You got a concussion.
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