Man gets busted watching Porn while Driving. Woman gets a ton of tickets because of her Star Trek License Plate
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O seven nine kbp I and your show time
for stupid stories.
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St Yeah, yeah, you are stories brought to you by CSU.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
That's gonna be playing in the Snoop Dog Arizona Bowl
presented by Gin and Juice by Dray and Snoop all that.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
That's all the gass title. How you gonna get all
that on a ticket? That's funny. Well there you go.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
We can shorten it to the smoke a Bowl, right,
that'd be a good one.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Smoke ball imagine, look out of all the ones to
get into, that's probably if you're a CSU student, probably fitting.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah, most fitting for cso Dog.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
That's perfect, man perfect.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
CEU is going to be playing in the Alamo Bowl.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
And CSU is playing in Miami of Ohio. Right lame.
My sister went there.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Oh hilarious, Well f.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Your sister, I mean, if you want to hurt you.
Notre Dame sorry that too much. Notre Dame Cathedral reopened
after devastating fire. I haven't heard how much it costs rebuild,
but I bet the dude in the bell tower has
a hunch. Come on, there's an all male teacher in
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fort him. He was arrested after being found in a
classroom naked with sex toys, women's underwear, and marijuana. He
told police he was he was ashamed. I mean, look,
at least they didn't catch this dude driving a cyber truck,
you know what I'm saying. I mean everything else, but
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at least that didn't happen. A couple of stories about
this nun. Do you hear about this this none that
had mafia ties?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Really no, I haven't heard about that none in Italy.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I guess got a rested being connected with the mob. Now.
I saw a couple of headlines over the weekend, but
somehow she allegedly had mafia ties. I figured in Italy though,
this is called being a nun, right, I didn't. I
didn't click it on the story, but just printed the headline.
That's gonna be like a that's a movie plot.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Oh definitely, you know a mobster nun.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
That she's hot?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yeah when or she's the nun that nobody fs with,
or if it's more along the lines of like nobody
would have expected it coming.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
From oh some busting Yeah, never forgot about that. Angle.
Can't be that that new movie gotta be a hot
one in the movie in Taylor Swist's new book, It's
Amazing She's This Woman sold eight hundred and eighty two
thousand copies. The damn book is only available in the
cat food out at Petco. No, it's only available Target
(02:52):
and she's copies. Yeah, isn't that crazy? Wow? Damn crazy?
The Wall Street says there's a new trend of professional backscratchers.
Ooh yeah, backscratches, and apparently they're making about one hundred
bucks an hour. Wow, I'm damn.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Are they doing it for a full hour though? Or
is it pro rated? Like if you're only scratching a
back for five minutes, you're only getting a twenty spot.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I think minimum is a is an hour?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Take breaks? I don't know, Although you know what, that
would be nice, she said, somebody rode your back, though.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Not justification for getting your nails done, like in that
really long point the way the girls get those. Yeah,
I would. I don't know about a hundred dollars an hour,
but i'd pay for I'd pay five bucks to have
a nice backscratch.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Oh, it's a fives a cheap batch.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I noticed your nails.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I'll give you five dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Five dollars for five minutes. I think that's a all right.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Chuck carrying over thirty thousand pounds of chocolate. Well, caught
on fire in the middle of the highway, and apparently
all the chocolate in the truck because it was on
fire melted and there was just just massive melted chocolate
mess on the highway.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I kind of think it's like a chocolate fondue.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
That yeah, I mean, I guess you go buy fast enough,
just hold your head out, just with your mouth open.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Did you say thirty pounds thirty thousand.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Pounds of choc? Wow? Yeah. A family in Florida wanted
to well, they want to know who stole their inflatable
Grinch Christmas decoration. They did have security footage and it
revealed it was a bear. That's tough inflatable Grinch. I
didn't know they had a lot of bears in Florida.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Guess depends what part they do have forests, right.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, but you think more like you know, swamp and.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Like lizards and stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the bears and no, I don't know.
W Yeah. Little stories like this A box of donuts
prompted the bomb squad. We caught into a middle school
in Ohio. Last week everybody out, shut down to school,
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evacuated a whole city block turned out to be a
box of donuts.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Which the police thoroughly enjoyed.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Hey guys, guys, it's donuts coming in. Let's eat them
before we tell it. That's funny, all right, So this
is not shocking. A new study found that regular this
is adults too, all right, Readily posting on social media
made worse than mental health in adults.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Oh yeah, if.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
You didn't, well, you probably posted a lot on social media.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
The longer, the the worst health, the worst mental health.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
A fifty seven year old from New Zealand just won
the twenty twenty four Spanish language Scrabble World Championship. The
thing that makes it funny he doesn't speak Spanish. Oh wow,
that's impressive. It's impressive, all right. Now, Olympic so this
is kind of weird. I feel like this a little
(06:24):
bit of a miscellane headline. Olympic breakdancing superstar Rachel Gunn See.
I don't think she's a superstar, and well I would
argue about the Olympic breakdancer as well. Anyway, she instructed
her lawyers, you believe this woman has lawyers to shut
down a production called Reagun the musical.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
She said she was worried that it would damage her brand,
her brand.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
How much worse could her brand get?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I know, I'm like, wait, she also wants to trademark
the Kangaroo Hop. That's funny. Look, this is one of
those things you read. McDonald's. Like a lot of companies,
McDonald's has the thing on their website that says, you know,
get your questions answered. Sure, you can ask him a question.
(07:21):
Somebody tiped in had his grimace breed and there were
zero results. They didn't answer it, which.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I totally understand.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah, stupid is that grimace is a taste bud.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Like, we're not gonna justify this with stupid questions or
stupid answers.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Well, the person took a photo a screenshot of that
and posted online, and whoever runs McDonald's account, Well, they
weren't that amused about it. They responded, was sy? Somebody
else said this needs me studied, okay, and McDonald said,
does it with the crying emoji? They had kept going
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the original screenshot poster answered the question. McDonald's responded, I
just played well, I just started sweating sorry, I just
started sweating. And somebody else said, I think some things
are better if they remain a mystery.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I definitely think that grimace reproductive capabilities is something that
should most definitely be left a mystery.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
In this case. McDonald's agreed with this. I feel the
same way. For what it's worth. There's been various theories
of to what Grimas is. He's a taste but right.
Somebody said he was a milkshake. Oh, really got a milkshake.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
It's like a spilled milkshake.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
You ever had a purple milkshake? This knew he's out
of bouter. Apparently somebody got some bad cocaine and boulter.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Uh oh.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
According to the University of u Boater six yeah, six
young men taking the hospital students were partying off campus
had expelled fraternity house.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Oh you don't one of those old eighties movies, you know? Oh,
definitely Porky's or something with that animal house.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yeah, it was funny because please believe the men that
have ingested at tainted batch to cocaine. Alcohol was also
involved at the party detectors are now investigating with US
was related to ooh, related to pledging for the fraternity.
Oh apparently see you said as a statement, well, this
(09:38):
news is devastating to our campus community. We're thinking of it.
All students are expected to recover. This happened at the
Kappus Sigma fraternity house and expelled fraternity off campus. So
they got booted off campus.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
For something else a long time ago, dude.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Twenty fifteen for a listen to this for concerns about
safety and well fair violations party with cocaine. Probably they've
not been recognized by the Greek chapter for more than
ten years.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I gotta say it's probably a lot more fun to
be part of the uh off campus campus fraft.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Is it more fun to be part of the band
fraternity than it is ones that aren't.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Oh, I think you have so much more freedom. You
don't have a you don't have somebody over your head
being like, no, you.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Can't do the fraternity thing, you know.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
So I had a lot of friends that were in fraternity,
so we got invited to a lot of keg parties.
Uh huh, and the like.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Is that part of it? Come on by and do
some bad cocaine.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Never did any bad cocaine at those parties.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Just good cocaine. What would you put it like that?
All right, what do you know about Organ?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Oh it's a beautiful state, is it though?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Great coastlines, Oregon is hoping that somebody, well somebody who's
been sticking googly eyes on everything in town, including the signs, statues,
and other artwork. They're begging for them to knock it off. No, yeah,
social media posts. They went to social media police in Bend,
Organ with the social media well to beg for the
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perpetrator to knock it off. They shared photos of Google
eyes placed on various art pieces around town. I don't
know about you, but I chuckle when.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
I see these Google eyes make everything better?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Just I mean, I'm trying to think what one single
thing google eyes doesn't make better? Stop signs? Yeah, yeah,
stop lights almost definitely.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I would love to go to the Louver and go
see the Mona Lisa with Google eyes.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Okay, that's a lot. That's a lot Mona Lisa with
googly eyes. That may be a little much. Well, anyway,
the Google eyes placed on various art pieces around town.
It gives people like us a chuckle, but they say
it costs money to remove them with care and not
damage the art. Scoob.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Well, I got a solution for that. Don't remove them.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
They say, let's stay away from adhesives and graffiti in general.
You know, it's just all things that can damage the art.
They say they've been they say they've had fifteen hundred
dollars in damage because the Google eyes. How do you
justify fifteen hundred dollars in damage? Money?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Well spent.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I just love the fact they're like, oh, it's gott'splus
fifteen hundred dollars so far? What anyway? I wonder if
if I read a story like that, I feel like
that would just incentivize other people to start Google eyed
and everything. Oh absolutely, I mean it becomes a pandemic
at that point of Google eyes.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
If they arrest the guy for Googlely eyes, that's when
you go out and start doing Google eyes. That way,
that guy can be like, no, wasn't me doing Googly eyes.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
I'm in jail, right, copycat rice, Google the eyes for everything.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Almost like a full gang.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
And you can get really big, big big Google eyes too, right,
like big ones.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
You can get big ones.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
These ones on Amazon. They're huge.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Oh why do you have to?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
It's on like a brass deer or a bronze deer.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
That's hysterical, that's funny. What's wrong with that?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
It sure didn't cost fifteen hundred dollars to take those off.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
What do they think of fifteen hundred bucks? Ah right,
relaxed people. Google the eyes are funny. I think they
should have That should be becoming an attraction of Portland
or Bend Organ or wherever it is more Google eyes.
Guy Kenny got pulled over last week. This dude was
watching porn while he was driving a Copponatawa pulled him
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over on the highway last Monday because he observed it
watching well porn while he was.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Driving by the wheel, so the cop could even see
it from outside the car.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Huh yeah. The cop posted a shot and he showed
the guy watching. Point Now, how funny he's this. The
cop took a picture of this dude with his own phone.
Uh but wait, you took a picture of me with
my phone. Yeah, it's kind of wild. He had the
(14:24):
phone propped up in front of the speedometer so he
could you know, glance down and I guess drive At
the same time, They apparently dinged his license for three
points and find him six hundred and twenty bucks for
distracted driving.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Wow, that's a big ticket, dude.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
The cop shared a photo of him, said, driving requires
your full attention. Leave the phone alone and wait till
you get home.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Speaking of January, first, hands free phone stuff goes into
effecture in Colorado.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Yeah. Yeah, you're not allowed to have your phone in
your hand. Is that crazy?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Of course this guy didn't have the phone in his hands.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
He had just hanging on steering Williams something ethers in hand.
Wait what?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
All right, that's just weird, isn't it. You watch it
boring and the wait up, it's just like, you know,
work or something whatever. Home.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Seventy six year old a tired woman in New York
City named bettet Cory. She once had a personalized license
plate that paid tribute to star trek. Oh okay, do
you know what this is? In CCED DASH seventeen oh one.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
I think it's like the number that's on the outside
of the Enterprise or one of those ships.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Yes, NCCED DASH seventeen oh one was the name of
the USS Enterprise starship, and apparently this license plate deal
that she had was well, it was a while ago.
She stopped driving four years ago. She surrendered her license,
she sold her car. But she gets tons of traffic
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tickets and the mail from all over the country, and
it's stacked up to the point of tens of thousands
of dollars. Well, she gets them for running red lights,
for speeding, for parking violations, for easy pass tolls everywhere.
The problem is there's tons of fake star Trek novelty
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license plates that people are three d pretty now then, oh, no, excuse,
how many license plates have you done?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I just had a fresh one this past week.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
But you you're able to print whatever you can. Customer.
If somebody wanted NCC that's seventeen oh one, you can
put that on a Colorado plate, make it look just
like the real one, right right, right, So permently people
were putting their on their vehicles to trick traffic cameras
and parking enforcement and all that stuff. So they use
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these fake plates illegally, and I guess she gets tickets
to it. The New York says, you know, like she
just got it won recently for them. She says, it's
not their problem because nothing in their system connects batty.
This lady to the you know, to her former plate,
so it's not their problem. The DMV adds that it's
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up the state and the billion company make sure it's
using the most up to date data, not the old records.
And they say people using fake nominty plates that's a
matter of law enforcement. So there's nothing they could do
about it. Wow, all these tickets been stressing her out.
They told her tens of thousand dollars. She's tried responding
to the organizations in the various states, but they just
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keep coming in the mail. She's concerned. I would be too,
that all these fines are going to go to collections
and you know, hurt her credit, which I would be
I'd be worried about as well.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Away.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Yeah, she's gonna fixed income several lawmakers and pro bono
lawyers and players to help her out because it's now
hit you know in the media circuit making rounds. But
that's terrible. I mean, that's a big look, it's a
big commitment. You kind of weird if you're in the
Star Trek anyway, I almost think she deserves it.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
That's what you get, lady.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I mean, really, oh, you were a Star Trek junkie. Nah,
I deserve it when you name your kids live, the
other one long and the third one prosper. You know,
you're just gone too far off the DVN. You probably
deserve all the tickets, poor lady. Though I'd be bummed
out if I kept getting all these mail. I get one.
(18:36):
My brother took my when I sold my corvette to him,
he took it. On his way back. He stopped and
like I want to say, like Pennsylvania, Ohio or something,
and he went on some damn toll, like oh, you
know highway, like you know, a little toe road or whatever.
So they have repeatedly you sent me all these collections
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and all these violations from my car that was on
the back of a trailer. And I'm like, it's not me.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
It was on the trailer.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
It was on a trailer. But they still send me
the bill and I'm like, son of it, and they're like,
we're sending your collections. This is gonna go on your credit.
I'm like, it's not even me. Man. I tried to
call him.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
The car wasn't driving.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
No, it's clearly on a trailer, like clearly on an
open trailer.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
You know.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
It's like, why you getting after me? But they do
they send me? And I tried to call him, I'll like,
talk to the I stayed on on hold for like
forty minutes one time. Finally got somebody at the DMV
and they're like, oh, well, we'll wipe this cause you
know the problem, blah blah blah all this stuff, and
I'm like, okay, still. You know, I've gotten three or
four collection noticed. And since your car was, you know,
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on this freaking turnpike, you owe us this much money.
She's stupid.
One O seven nine kbp I and your show time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
St Yeah, yeah, you are stories brought to you by CSU.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
That's gonna be playing in the Snoop Dog Arizona Bowl
presented by Gin and Juice by Dray and Snoop all that.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
That's all the gass title. How you gonna get all
that on a ticket? That's funny. Well there you go.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
We can shorten it to the smoke a Bowl, right,
that'd be a good one.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Smoke ball imagine, look out of all the ones to
get into, that's probably if you're a CSU student, probably fitting.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah, most fitting for cso Dog.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
That's perfect, man perfect.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
CEU is going to be playing in the Alamo Bowl.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
And CSU is playing in Miami of Ohio. Right lame.
My sister went there.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Oh hilarious, Well f.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Your sister, I mean, if you want to hurt you.
Notre Dame sorry that too much. Notre Dame Cathedral reopened
after devastating fire. I haven't heard how much it costs rebuild,
but I bet the dude in the bell tower has
a hunch. Come on, there's an all male teacher in
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fort him. He was arrested after being found in a
classroom naked with sex toys, women's underwear, and marijuana. He
told police he was he was ashamed. I mean, look,
at least they didn't catch this dude driving a cyber truck,
you know what I'm saying. I mean everything else, but
(01:45):
at least that didn't happen. A couple of stories about
this nun. Do you hear about this this none that
had mafia ties?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Really no, I haven't heard about that none in Italy.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I guess got a rested being connected with the mob. Now.
I saw a couple of headlines over the weekend, but
somehow she allegedly had mafia ties. I figured in Italy though,
this is called being a nun, right, I didn't. I
didn't click it on the story, but just printed the headline.
That's gonna be like a that's a movie plot.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Oh definitely, you know a mobster nun.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
That she's hot?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yeah when or she's the nun that nobody fs with,
or if it's more along the lines of like nobody
would have expected it coming.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
From oh some busting Yeah, never forgot about that. Angle.
Can't be that that new movie gotta be a hot
one in the movie in Taylor Swist's new book, It's
Amazing She's This Woman sold eight hundred and eighty two
thousand copies. The damn book is only available in the
cat food out at Petco. No, it's only available Target
(02:52):
and she's copies. Yeah, isn't that crazy? Wow? Damn crazy?
The Wall Street says there's a new trend of professional backscratchers.
Ooh yeah, backscratches, and apparently they're making about one hundred
bucks an hour. Wow, I'm damn.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Are they doing it for a full hour though? Or
is it pro rated? Like if you're only scratching a
back for five minutes, you're only getting a twenty spot.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I think minimum is a is an hour?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Take breaks? I don't know, Although you know what, that
would be nice, she said, somebody rode your back, though.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Not justification for getting your nails done, like in that
really long point the way the girls get those. Yeah,
I would. I don't know about a hundred dollars an hour,
but i'd pay for I'd pay five bucks to have
a nice backscratch.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Oh, it's a fives a cheap batch.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I noticed your nails.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I'll give you five dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Five dollars for five minutes. I think that's a all right.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Chuck carrying over thirty thousand pounds of chocolate. Well, caught
on fire in the middle of the highway, and apparently
all the chocolate in the truck because it was on
fire melted and there was just just massive melted chocolate
mess on the highway.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I kind of think it's like a chocolate fondue.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
That yeah, I mean, I guess you go buy fast enough,
just hold your head out, just with your mouth open.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Did you say thirty pounds thirty thousand.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Pounds of choc? Wow? Yeah. A family in Florida wanted
to well, they want to know who stole their inflatable
Grinch Christmas decoration. They did have security footage and it
revealed it was a bear. That's tough inflatable Grinch. I
didn't know they had a lot of bears in Florida.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Guess depends what part they do have forests, right.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, but you think more like you know, swamp and.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Like lizards and stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the bears and no, I don't know.
W Yeah. Little stories like this A box of donuts
prompted the bomb squad. We caught into a middle school
in Ohio. Last week everybody out, shut down to school,
(05:22):
evacuated a whole city block turned out to be a
box of donuts.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Which the police thoroughly enjoyed.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Hey guys, guys, it's donuts coming in. Let's eat them
before we tell it. That's funny, all right, So this
is not shocking. A new study found that regular this
is adults too, all right, Readily posting on social media
made worse than mental health in adults.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Oh yeah, if.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
You didn't, well, you probably posted a lot on social media.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
The longer, the the worst health, the worst mental health.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
A fifty seven year old from New Zealand just won
the twenty twenty four Spanish language Scrabble World Championship. The
thing that makes it funny he doesn't speak Spanish. Oh wow,
that's impressive. It's impressive, all right. Now, Olympic so this
is kind of weird. I feel like this a little
(06:24):
bit of a miscellane headline. Olympic breakdancing superstar Rachel Gunn See.
I don't think she's a superstar, and well I would
argue about the Olympic breakdancer as well. Anyway, she instructed
her lawyers, you believe this woman has lawyers to shut
down a production called Reagun the musical.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
She said she was worried that it would damage her brand,
her brand.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
How much worse could her brand get?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I know, I'm like, wait, she also wants to trademark
the Kangaroo Hop. That's funny. Look, this is one of
those things you read. McDonald's. Like a lot of companies,
McDonald's has the thing on their website that says, you know,
get your questions answered. Sure, you can ask him a question.
(07:21):
Somebody tiped in had his grimace breed and there were
zero results. They didn't answer it, which.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I totally understand.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah, stupid is that grimace is a taste bud.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Like, we're not gonna justify this with stupid questions or
stupid answers.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Well, the person took a photo a screenshot of that
and posted online, and whoever runs McDonald's account, Well, they
weren't that amused about it. They responded, was sy? Somebody
else said this needs me studied, okay, and McDonald said,
does it with the crying emoji? They had kept going
(07:58):
the original screenshot poster answered the question. McDonald's responded, I
just played well, I just started sweating sorry, I just
started sweating. And somebody else said, I think some things
are better if they remain a mystery.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I definitely think that grimace reproductive capabilities is something that
should most definitely be left a mystery.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
In this case. McDonald's agreed with this. I feel the
same way. For what it's worth. There's been various theories
of to what Grimas is. He's a taste but right.
Somebody said he was a milkshake. Oh, really got a milkshake.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
It's like a spilled milkshake.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
You ever had a purple milkshake? This knew he's out
of bouter. Apparently somebody got some bad cocaine and boulter.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Uh oh.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
According to the University of u Boater six yeah, six
young men taking the hospital students were partying off campus
had expelled fraternity house.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Oh you don't one of those old eighties movies, you know? Oh,
definitely Porky's or something with that animal house.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yeah, it was funny because please believe the men that
have ingested at tainted batch to cocaine. Alcohol was also
involved at the party detectors are now investigating with US
was related to ooh, related to pledging for the fraternity.
Oh apparently see you said as a statement, well, this
(09:38):
news is devastating to our campus community. We're thinking of it.
All students are expected to recover. This happened at the
Kappus Sigma fraternity house and expelled fraternity off campus. So
they got booted off campus.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
For something else a long time ago, dude.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Twenty fifteen for a listen to this for concerns about
safety and well fair violations party with cocaine. Probably they've
not been recognized by the Greek chapter for more than
ten years.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I gotta say it's probably a lot more fun to
be part of the uh off campus campus fraft.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Is it more fun to be part of the band
fraternity than it is ones that aren't.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Oh, I think you have so much more freedom. You
don't have a you don't have somebody over your head
being like, no, you.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Can't do the fraternity thing, you know.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
So I had a lot of friends that were in fraternity,
so we got invited to a lot of keg parties.
Uh huh, and the like.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Is that part of it? Come on by and do
some bad cocaine.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Never did any bad cocaine at those parties.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Just good cocaine. What would you put it like that?
All right, what do you know about Organ?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Oh it's a beautiful state, is it though?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Great coastlines, Oregon is hoping that somebody, well somebody who's
been sticking googly eyes on everything in town, including the signs, statues,
and other artwork. They're begging for them to knock it off. No, yeah,
social media posts. They went to social media police in Bend,
Organ with the social media well to beg for the
(11:17):
perpetrator to knock it off. They shared photos of Google
eyes placed on various art pieces around town. I don't
know about you, but I chuckle when.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
I see these Google eyes make everything better?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Just I mean, I'm trying to think what one single
thing google eyes doesn't make better? Stop signs? Yeah, yeah,
stop lights almost definitely.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I would love to go to the Louver and go
see the Mona Lisa with Google eyes.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Okay, that's a lot. That's a lot Mona Lisa with
googly eyes. That may be a little much. Well, anyway,
the Google eyes placed on various art pieces around town.
It gives people like us a chuckle, but they say
it costs money to remove them with care and not
damage the art. Scoob.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Well, I got a solution for that. Don't remove them.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
They say, let's stay away from adhesives and graffiti in general.
You know, it's just all things that can damage the art.
They say they've been they say they've had fifteen hundred
dollars in damage because the Google eyes. How do you
justify fifteen hundred dollars in damage? Money?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Well spent.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I just love the fact they're like, oh, it's gott'splus
fifteen hundred dollars so far? What anyway? I wonder if
if I read a story like that, I feel like
that would just incentivize other people to start Google eyed
and everything. Oh absolutely, I mean it becomes a pandemic
at that point of Google eyes.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
If they arrest the guy for Googlely eyes, that's when
you go out and start doing Google eyes. That way,
that guy can be like, no, wasn't me doing Googly eyes.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
I'm in jail, right, copycat rice, Google the eyes for everything.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Almost like a full gang.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
And you can get really big, big big Google eyes too, right,
like big ones.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
You can get big ones.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
These ones on Amazon. They're huge.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Oh why do you have to?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
It's on like a brass deer or a bronze deer.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
That's hysterical, that's funny. What's wrong with that?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
It sure didn't cost fifteen hundred dollars to take those off.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
What do they think of fifteen hundred bucks? Ah right,
relaxed people. Google the eyes are funny. I think they
should have That should be becoming an attraction of Portland
or Bend Organ or wherever it is more Google eyes.
Guy Kenny got pulled over last week. This dude was
watching porn while he was driving a Copponatawa pulled him
(13:54):
over on the highway last Monday because he observed it
watching well porn while he was.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Driving by the wheel, so the cop could even see
it from outside the car.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Huh yeah. The cop posted a shot and he showed
the guy watching. Point Now, how funny he's this. The
cop took a picture of this dude with his own phone.
Uh but wait, you took a picture of me with
my phone. Yeah, it's kind of wild. He had the
(14:24):
phone propped up in front of the speedometer so he
could you know, glance down and I guess drive At
the same time, They apparently dinged his license for three
points and find him six hundred and twenty bucks for
distracted driving.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Wow, that's a big ticket, dude.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
The cop shared a photo of him, said, driving requires
your full attention. Leave the phone alone and wait till
you get home.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Speaking of January, first, hands free phone stuff goes into
effecture in Colorado.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Yeah. Yeah, you're not allowed to have your phone in
your hand. Is that crazy?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Of course this guy didn't have the phone in his hands.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
He had just hanging on steering Williams something ethers in hand.
Wait what?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
All right, that's just weird, isn't it. You watch it
boring and the wait up, it's just like, you know,
work or something whatever. Home.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Seventy six year old a tired woman in New York
City named bettet Cory. She once had a personalized license
plate that paid tribute to star trek. Oh okay, do
you know what this is? In CCED DASH seventeen oh one.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
I think it's like the number that's on the outside
of the Enterprise or one of those ships.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Yes, NCCED DASH seventeen oh one was the name of
the USS Enterprise starship, and apparently this license plate deal
that she had was well, it was a while ago.
She stopped driving four years ago. She surrendered her license,
she sold her car. But she gets tons of traffic
(16:01):
tickets and the mail from all over the country, and
it's stacked up to the point of tens of thousands
of dollars. Well, she gets them for running red lights,
for speeding, for parking violations, for easy pass tolls everywhere.
The problem is there's tons of fake star Trek novelty
(16:22):
license plates that people are three d pretty now then, oh, no, excuse,
how many license plates have you done?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I just had a fresh one this past week.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
But you you're able to print whatever you can. Customer.
If somebody wanted NCC that's seventeen oh one, you can
put that on a Colorado plate, make it look just
like the real one, right right, right, So permently people
were putting their on their vehicles to trick traffic cameras
and parking enforcement and all that stuff. So they use
(16:53):
these fake plates illegally, and I guess she gets tickets
to it. The New York says, you know, like she
just got it won recently for them. She says, it's
not their problem because nothing in their system connects batty.
This lady to the you know, to her former plate,
so it's not their problem. The DMV adds that it's
(17:16):
up the state and the billion company make sure it's
using the most up to date data, not the old records.
And they say people using fake nominty plates that's a
matter of law enforcement. So there's nothing they could do
about it. Wow, all these tickets been stressing her out.
They told her tens of thousand dollars. She's tried responding
to the organizations in the various states, but they just
(17:38):
keep coming in the mail. She's concerned. I would be too,
that all these fines are going to go to collections
and you know, hurt her credit, which I would be
I'd be worried about as well.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Away.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Yeah, she's gonna fixed income several lawmakers and pro bono
lawyers and players to help her out because it's now
hit you know in the media circuit making rounds. But
that's terrible. I mean, that's a big look, it's a
big commitment. You kind of weird if you're in the
Star Trek anyway, I almost think she deserves it.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
That's what you get, lady.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I mean, really, oh, you were a Star Trek junkie. Nah,
I deserve it when you name your kids live, the
other one long and the third one prosper. You know,
you're just gone too far off the DVN. You probably
deserve all the tickets, poor lady. Though I'd be bummed
out if I kept getting all these mail. I get one.
(18:36):
My brother took my when I sold my corvette to him,
he took it. On his way back. He stopped and
like I want to say, like Pennsylvania, Ohio or something,
and he went on some damn toll, like oh, you
know highway, like you know, a little toe road or whatever.
So they have repeatedly you sent me all these collections
(18:57):
and all these violations from my car that was on
the back of a trailer. And I'm like, it's not me.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
It was on the trailer.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
It was on a trailer. But they still send me
the bill and I'm like, son of it, and they're like,
we're sending your collections. This is gonna go on your credit.
I'm like, it's not even me. Man. I tried to
call him.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
The car wasn't driving.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
No, it's clearly on a trailer, like clearly on an
open trailer.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
You know.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
It's like, why you getting after me? But they do
they send me? And I tried to call him, I'll like,
talk to the I stayed on on hold for like
forty minutes one time. Finally got somebody at the DMV
and they're like, oh, well, we'll wipe this cause you
know the problem, blah blah blah all this stuff, and
I'm like, okay, still. You know, I've gotten three or
four collection noticed. And since your car was, you know,
(19:47):
on this freaking turnpike, you owe us this much money.
She's stupid.
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