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July 7, 2025 • 16 mins
Man gets Super Speeding ticket 2 minutes after law went into effect
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
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Speaker 3 (00:14):
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Speaker 2 (00:19):
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so just in time for beach season. Dun, dundun. Another
study found that women's ideal body type for men.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Is the dadbod. Alright, what'd you all writing? I don't
rock a dad bod. Just because I'm not a dad
doesn't mean I don't have a dad bod.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
No, it's a little far. It's a little more gone
than a dad bod. A dad bod is where you
used to work out, and you need to stop. You
became a dad. You didn't get you don't have to
used to work out. Physeeke in there. You gotta you
gotta do so you got in the gym at some point, scoop. Look,
you gotta be able to You've got a dad body.
Gotta be able to do more than ten pushups.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
I think you're confused about what a dad bought is.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
I'm not at all confused as what a dad body is.
A dad body in just a beer belly. It's it's
the sporty look. But he's got a little a little
rate around the midsection. It's still like a semi muscular build.
It's just he carried a little weight around the midsection.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
It is.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
It's not the I've never touched the workout in my
life scenario. Uh, that's just fat. There's a difference, all right.
A new study found that older people who nap a
lot likely to die. Oh no, yeah, it just says unexpectedly.

(01:50):
Just I feel like everybody dies unexpectedly, you know. Not
a lot of people go into it like, hey, oh
this is mom, I'm about to die'll I'll see y'all later.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
I think this might be it, Yeah, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Most? I feel like most of them are expected woman
was caught trying to steal a bunch of stuff from
a grocery store to Texas. One of the unique things
in a shopping cart one hundred and fifty dollars worth
of beef tongues.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Eh damn, just the tongue, huh?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
I feel like they have to just give her that.
You know. It's just like, yo, here, who eats those? Man?

Speaker 3 (02:31):
And how much does a beef tongue go for?

Speaker 2 (02:33):
I don't know, but you know probably with beef tongues,
they look like a beef tongue. Man, it looks like
somebody just chopped the cow's tongue off. It's like, God, dang,
that's give me some. That's a big ass tongue, just
a big, huge tongue wrapped up in some some ran wrap.
Who does that? She had one hundred and fifty dollars
worth of them. I think she had all of them.

(02:54):
I feel like they ought to give you that.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Man. You know, it's like a whole pasture is worth
of cows, right, Oh damn, it's not all like cows
have a lot of tongue.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
Yeah, they can't even move, they just move. Let's see.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
There's a park in New York City recently installed the
sculpture of a gigantic foot, although people think it resembles
other parts of the male anatomy versus you know, the
foot and look. At first, I was like, how can
you get those two confused? And then I saw a
picture of it and I was like, all right, I
see how you can get those two confused. It looks

(03:34):
like a foot and a wenus.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
It's just generally bad art.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
Just bad.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Some dude got really skinny legs, that's I mean? Who
thirty three old man in China showed up to the
er with a live ill swimming around in his abdomen.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
School all right, I need some details here.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Well, I'll give you all the details you need. Of
course when I read the story too. I'mbout how the
eel getting in his stomach is adamin?

Speaker 3 (04:10):
How does it stay alive? I mean, your stomach is
a pretty toxic place.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
Well you should know this. The eel didn't start.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
There, okay, it started in his colon.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Oh it's going that direction, huh, and.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Chewed its way through.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Oh come on, man, what that is?

Speaker 3 (04:35):
The alien scene just didn't make its way to daylight?

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Y'all? So nasty?

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Who does that? Who does that? Man? You? You were nasty?
You were nasty? Bro?

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Stop it alive?

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Ill? Like? Who? Man? All right?

Speaker 4 (05:05):
More?

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Buttdoes getting a Brazilian butt lift can apparently make your
butt smell like death. Really, now, there's an incentive. Your
ass looks perfect, But my God, it's there's a bad
trade off, man, Right, Why does the Brazilian butt lift
make your butt smell so bad? Huh uh? It's not

(05:30):
something I don't want to find out either, all right.
A new study does this surprise you? A new study
found vegetarians crave power and success more than meat eaters do.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Really, I don't know if I'm buying that.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Really, have you ever spoke with vegetarian?

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Right? I guess maybe they crave the power, but they
don't have the energy to go grab it.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
They do have the energy to grab it, they're just
so weak and meet that they can't lift it. But yeah,
vegetarians create powers. Yeah, duh, you're a supposed to vegetarian Jesus. Yeah,
they definitely create something. Uh, just kind of weird. There's
a study that debunk the myth that the sound of

(06:15):
a crying baby wastes women up easier than it wasts
men up. Guys are equally likely to wake up, just
probably less likely to get up, if you know, you
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
There's a different Guys might be able to sleep through
it a little easier.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Ye, A waitress is this waitress the beginning of the
demise for so many waitresses. A waitress is catching a
lot of heat for admitting she lies to get better tips.
She always tells sad stories, tells people she's a single mom,

(06:55):
tells people about the heartache and everything's to go through.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
My car just broke down just to get.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
An increase in tips. And you know what, it works?

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Ouch, does that influence your decision making when it comes
to tips?

Speaker 4 (07:15):
It definitely it would for me. It should weigh in
on it.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Right if I was at Denny's and you know that
waitress is crying at Denny's, Yeah, she's getting a bigger too,
I know, right.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Through the post malone thing. All right, so tell me
this is not weird, y'all.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Here, I'm gonna get both these stories together. I got
two plane stories and they're both just crazy.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
Listen to this one.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
An American Airlines flight diverted back to San Juan, Puerto
Rico after passengers misinterpreted a text message they oversaw next
to them. So you get the context of this.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
They're basically looking over the other part and shoulder and
saw a text message that said rip.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
That's all I said. Oh the passenger saw their seat
neighbor received a text messages that read RIP and assumed
it was a threat to the flight, So instead of
just asking a passenger about it, they alert a flight attendant.
A flight attendant TODA captain. They diverted the plane back
to San Juan, where law enforcement inspected and cleared the

(08:28):
aircraft to read apart. They said, safety and security. You're
always our top priorities, as they always do when they
take up all your time and put you through all
this crap. So we apologize to our customers of the inconvenience.
The flight was head of the Dallas would unfortunately returned
to San Juan amid the quote perceived threat.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Like thirty minutes have to take it off.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Felix Alvarado investigated the message as a potential threat. The
passenger who received the message proved that a relative had
died a day before, added that they were on the
flight at the leaving their vacation early to get back
to it in the funeral.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Damn yeah, So.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
This nosy ass passenger didn't even talk to the seat mate.
They went straight to a flight attendant complained or said
I saw this, and they turned the plane around, had
everybody to part the plane and it left a couple
hours later.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
That sucks, man, right, especially over rip. If it was
something a little more blatant, maybe, but just.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
That the plane carried one hundred and ninety three passengers.
Damn all right. So there's story number one. Story number two.
It gets even wilder. A man is in police custody
after making a bomb thread while a boarding a Legian
Airlines flight leaving from Clearwater International Airport Sunday afternoon. Allegiant

(10:03):
officials said the incident happened after two pm when the
passenger on board became disruptive while the plane was en route.
The passenger was later identified by authorities as twenty seven
year old Taj Taylor. They said that Taylor had reportedly
told another passenger that his laptop was a bomb. Oh,

(10:27):
the passenger immediately flagged flight attendants.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
Now that's different, right.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Right, That one warrants flagging down the right?

Speaker 2 (10:38):
You being a snoopy ass bitch looking over somebody's shoulder
at text message does not does not like justify you
going to a flight attendant ratting them out.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Right, If that text says I have a bomb, there
you go. Rip. Not enough, but telling somebody I have
a bomb, yeah, that's enough for flagging down the floor, right.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Or just you got to co cock the dude right there.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
So anyway, the passenger.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
I guess he told another He says, he told another
passenger there's that top was a bomb.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Two oh, so he's telling everybody.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yeah, it says Allegiance does not tolerate disruptive behavior of
any kind. But you did. You were already in flight
when it happened. Anyway, Allegian Flight ten twenty three returned,
listen to this. This is what sucks.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
Return to the St.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Pete Clearwater International Airport, where law enforcement took that passenger
into custody. All the other passengers had the plane. They
had to bring in a bomb dog to sniff the plane,
and then the flight attendant. The flight crew was up
against their mandated time limits, so they had to wait

(11:54):
till another flight crew got in.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
All in all, the fight finally got to its destination,
something along the lines of eight hours late or something
along those lines. Man, yes, says oh, Kate, there's no bomb.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Looking.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
See, that's one of those things. You joke like that,
But you see all the things that all the protocols
gotta take, they gotta bring in a bomb, sniff a dog.
Everybody's got a d plane. Everybody's gotta take the bags off.
All the bags have to be sniffed, like everything's just disrupted.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
They need to make an example of this guy first off,
never flying again, and then they need to find him
whatever the max is.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yeah, and they need to find that other lady who
rated out the rip text message to and find her.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
Stop being nosy, all right.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Two men were seriously injured when a fifty five gallon
drum they were attempting to cut open explode it.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Now, the men were working with a barrel that previously
contained what liquid?

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Hmmm, I'm gonna go with not water?

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah, not water, but pretty close, Oh, pretty close wins
she'll wiper flood? Oh yeah, it contained whens wiper flood.
They were trying to cut into it and then exploded.
One of the men was airlifted to a hospital with
severe burn. The other was transported by ambulance.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
Now, I didn't realize that when shall wiper fluid was?

Speaker 2 (13:31):
I know, But this is what they say. This is
why I brought it up. They said, a drum or
a vessel of any kind, it can't remain flammable and
exposed long after any contents of dried up inside of
it because fumes. It's not the liquid is flammable. Was
the fumes, I guess. And they say so often people

(13:52):
cut using some sort of wheel or cutting towards whatever,
and once that spark ignites, the fumes boom. All right,
So yeah, man, that's crazy. I would I would totally
cut the top of a barrel off with Winch web.
I would be like, hey, winch wiper flood, just cut off. No,
don't do it, all right? And lastly, dude, you.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
Talk about timing.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
A man in Florida got caught speeding last week and
the timing could have been worse. Somebody asked me first,
but man, he was first. Right after the new super
speeder law went into effect, they just had a lot
of that hands down tougher penalties. Get your caught driving
one hundred miles an hour over and now you can

(14:37):
get a month in jail for it in Florida.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Oh wow.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
So the law goes into effect at twelve oh one
am on Thursday.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
Oh no, my bad.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
On Tuesday, this guy got caught doing one hundred and
four miles an hour in a seventy mile an hour
zone at twelve oh three.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Oh three minutes into the new law.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Teddally two because it didn't take it back to twelve
one oh so two minutes after the law takes effect, Bam,
he gets busted through it.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
One hundred and.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Four Jikes officials confirm he was the first person to
get ticket down the new law. First time offenders, Dude,
you can get thirty days in jail in your first
offense in jail your first offense for speeding wow, A
five hundred dollars fine or both.

Speaker 4 (15:32):
Let's see he was handcuffed.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
I don't know if they let him off.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Repeat offenders, geez, Repeat offenders can go ninety days in
jail for the second offense.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
Yikes.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Don't be speeding very.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Fast in Florida, right, damn that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Set that cruise control at ninety eight or so.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
That's so hooks. Dude, busted over one hundred in Florida.
You're not going anywhere quick
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