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June 16, 2025 • 12 mins
Man had to call cops after he broke into an abandoned Prison, then got stuck.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop that yeah all stop.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Yeah you are stupid stories brought to you. Bye bye
Rose CITYO. There you go, all right, way, most sub
drive a car. Well, it's been consistently more expensive than
Uber and Lyft okay, and it really doesn't seem to matter.
Some people just well some people just are enthusiastic about

(00:32):
trying out technology or just they don't want to talk
to anybody, They don't want to have a driver, so
they're into it. But right now, consistently it costs more
than an Uber or a taxi.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Well, we'll see what happens when the novelty of it wears off. Sure,
like if they're If it stays more expensive, I think
people will go back to an Uber. Just you know,
I can ignore the guy for a few minutes.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
I'm like, commute, don't talk to me, and I'm like,
you know we were driver talking about Hey, you watch
his reality show or that there?

Speaker 2 (01:06):
And today when we show you run the city.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
You know, all those guys forget reality shows. You see
the newest bachelor of his fiance split. Oh no, yeah
that was big because they were gonna get married with
the first couples to pull the trigger and.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Say yeah, I'll marry you.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
I feel like the problem started when the two got
a gaze on a TV show.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
That's probably that's where it started.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
I feel like that's.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
That's a good sign that things aren't gonna work out
like you wanted him to.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
I would dial it all the way back to when
they applied for that.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yeah, but possibly possibly the guy if you heard all
the stories about that dude who survived the Air India
crash that killed you know, two hundred and forty one
people on board, but somehow he walked away in the rubble.
He's a British guy too. Yeah, have you heard what

(01:54):
the airline is doing.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
I've seen there's a lot of people that don't think
he actually did this. Really, there's a lot of Yeah,
there's a lot of theories out there about but he
was on a manifest, right was he not? He had
a boarding pass, that's what they said. But everybody's saying that,
like there's bodies that were in the row behind him
that were burned beyond recognition where they can't identify these people,

(02:16):
and yet he's still managed to just sort of hobble
out of there. A lot of people say things aren't
adding up, but anyway.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah, that's I guess one weird story. Another one is
what the airline Cony did. Oh yeah, man, they charged
him a seventy five dollars loan survivor fee.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
A mum's being roasted for naming her daughter Chernobyl Hope.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Oh no she did. I'm like what I mean, without
the context, I could see Share being a good nickname.
But no, you can't name your kid after that.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
I mean, dude, yeah, Ariold will probably be a good
name if you didn't know the context.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
You know, sure, no will Hope.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Somebody h yeah, somebody joked online. I'm sure everybody was.
I'm sure everybody at the celebration will be radiant. Somebody
else said I've had a total meltdown, and somebody else
said there's.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Bound to be some fallout from this.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Kuvile Noodles is releasing a deal pickle flavor this week.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
All right, I guess I'm down with the deal pickles. Yeah,
all right. A Karen went full blown.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Karen, sixty five year old woman was arrested after she
drove onto a bike path while chasing down the teenager
who was riding on electric bicycle. Yeah, bicycles, those electric bicycles,
they're pretty fast, They're pretty whatever. Anyway, she was like,
he's riding too fast, so I'm gonna get him.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
So she followed him onto the bike path. But you
can't do by the.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Way, two wrongs don't make a right one.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Uh yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Anyway, she wanted to speak with his parents, get him care,
and get him a man's face. He charges after he
allegedly blew up a toilet in Pittsburgh Casino, and not
by his butt, but he blewed up with fireworks and mortars.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Oh yeah, man.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Nobody was seriously heard, but the Magic the casino wasn't
very happy about that and shut.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Down from a minute. Uh Like, damn the old mortar
in the toilet trick.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Huh, I bet it's funny, all right, Now, this wasn't funny.
A couple of tourists. If you see a chair that's
covered in.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
I don't know what kind of crystal this is.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Oh, those are the really bright radiant Like if you
see something that's covered in gems, it's probably covered.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
In Okay, well it was covered in these crystals. What
do you do to me?

Speaker 3 (05:03):
I'm just stunned that it's open. For whatever reason, these
tourists thought that it would be fun to sit in it.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Oh at a museum.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
At a museum, and they broke it.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Oh, it's hundreds of years old.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
It's it's on display, but I mean, it doesn't mean
you could PLoP your butt down in it.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
I kind of want to see how it was on display, Like, yes,
it's got crystals all over it, but if it was
just sitting there like it was meant to be sat on,
I feel like you need to put a velvet, one
of those velvet ropes around it or something.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
I think it did have like a line. It had
lines on the floor that would make you that made
it look like it was on display. And now I
don't think it was roped up, but lines that blocked off.
This is where you stay away from the exhibit, you know,
clearly identifying it as an exibs of it, but.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
They didn't care.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
They give me in it, Get me in it, fat
ass broke the chairman.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Oh yeah, yeah, rode two legs off of it. Fat ass.
A bear was seen in Florida and enjoining somebody's hot tub.
No joke.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
The bear was actually in the hot tub. He finally
got relocated by using what donuts to.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
That's a bear out to my own heart.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Now United passengers looks like they were flight to Chicago.
They were shocked to find lude message greeting them on
every single in flight video screen on the plane, although
some customers say they found the inappropriate message actually kind
of funny. What was the inappropriate message, scoop?

Speaker 1 (06:52):
What was the inappropriate message?

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Welcome aboard and fight bite me one to Chicago. Oh,
because that it just so happened in the code for
the flight came out as well, the word bite and
then me one. So the computer just spit it out,
bite me one. So it just displayed, you know, welcome
to Welcome aboard flight bite me one to Chicago. It

(07:21):
wasn't just displayed once. Further down on the screen, the
flight number was getting displayed to bite me one, passenger rope.
This is what the NC monitor displayed on today's flight.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Not a good look for United.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Some commentators on the post, however, disagreed with with the statement.
They said, if this generally makes you mad, you need
to take it easy.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Life. Isn't that serious?

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Another one said, you're seriously complaining about the pilots having
a bit of humor. There's no doom in gloom these
days we need this. It's the small things. Man relaxed.
So there are a few people getting his back. But seriously,
if you're that offended over the over the flight, having
that is his number.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Relax, get off the plane.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Who gets that offended? Oh it spells bite me? Oh
I can't fly or you know, I'm emostly stressed.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
If you're like that, we don't want you on flight.
Bite me one you get.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
On flight, bite me too. All right.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
So King's Island is an amazing amusement park. Did you
have to find out how tall the Eiffel Tower is
a King's Island?

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Three hundred and fourteen feet?

Speaker 2 (08:34):
How tall is the real Eiffel Tower? Thousand?

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Uh, it's like eighty stories, it's way up there. But
the Elitch's Tower is right at three hundred their observation tower.
Okay that you haven't been able to go up in.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah, we haven't been able to go on at like forever.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yeah, that one's three hundred. So there are King's Islands
is you know another fourteen feet on top.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Of that, so bigger than one. Elitch's an still go
up in it. But you see it as you're driving
to King's Eye and you see it from way out. Yeah, yeah, man,
it's epic.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
You're like, whoa, there's the Eiffel Tower.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
It's kind of like the Iliches one where you're like,
we're almost there, We're almost there.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yeah, but we can see it here.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
You had the rolling topography of you know what, because
it's in the valley there, you know, so you don't
see it until you get you know, well above the city.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
But there, man, you see it way far out.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
It's much flatter in Ohio anyway, King's Island, southwestern Ohio,
they've been dealing with masses of cicadas. Oh really, just
masses terrible this year. Remember last year how bad it
was with grasshoppers. Not at any grasshoppers this year.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah, that has seemed sort of light.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
I mean last year at this time they were everywhere men. Uh.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
Anyway, cicadas, Well, they've been making it to the surface
last few weeks. Cadas are everywhere outside. The swarms so dense.
The people are being warned the ready for this to
keep their mouse shut during the rides. Oh no, so
during the roller coaster rides because so many people were

(10:07):
swallowing cicadas and were eating cicadas that they issued a
warning to said please don't scream on the roller coasters because.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
So many people were eating cicadas.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Can you imagine I'd be wearing a paint mask if
it was that bad, I'm putting the mask on.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
People were posting videos of the cicadas at the park
on TikTok.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
See if you can find see if you can find.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Some proudly sharing ride photos of people in their group
with the mouths.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Firmly closed as instructed.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
That's funny cicadas. See if you can find any video
Kings Island, if you ever get a chance. Man, fantastic
Communsement Park. They got the beast there.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Oh the beast yeah man, Oh yes, Kate is everywhere.
Uh yeah, it's a mess.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
My brother said the same thing. Ka Tucky, there's dealing
with tons of them, all right. And lastly, nineteen year
old man New York named Cody Mallan, and he got
a rest of Saturday morning because he broke into a
former correction facility that reasonably shut down.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Apparently he crawled through a hole in the perimeter fence.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
He entered the premise and somehow he got trapped in
one of the cells.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Because he's a dumb ass.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
He freaked out enough that he called police to help him,
even though he broke into the place. So whatever, you
call police to come get you because you broke into place,
you know you're a dumb ass. Let you know you're
in a world of trouble. Cop showed up, They freed
him from the cell, and they put him in another one.

(11:55):
They arrested him for criminal trespass. He told police he
was just there to take some selfies. Yeah, and it
happened after midnight, so he definitely was was there when
he was not supposed to be, right, So yeah, man, that's.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Gonna get you in a little bit of hurt.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Should have gone with the ghost hunting excuse. Yeah, I
was just out here ghost hunting. Abandoned prison gotta be haunted.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Right absolutely. Other news, Antonio Brown is wanted for attempted murder.
Man's gone from being a Steelers player to a Raiders fan.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
So there you go, there you go, wrap it up.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
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