Man keeps ordering and returning 110 Pound Anvils from Amazon, and will do so until someone does something.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O seven nine KBP I and your show Time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop y'all, stop dumb, dumb stupid story brought to you.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
By Burning Man. Burning Man starts up on Sunday, Wow,
runs until September first, about a week.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I really heard a lot about it.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
It's been a.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Disaccelesco of years, right, uh, all right, Taylor Swift in
the news. She's in the news because she says she's
not checked her Instagram comments in like a decade.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Oh. I like damn.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I was thinking to myself, well, why did she ask
Travis to do that? And then I realized, well, we
probably can't read, so that she's probably not gonna do
anything about that. I guess there's an Ozzy Osbourne biopic
in the works. Imagine this. This is the first film
ever to have the disclaimer say his animals were were
(01:00):
injured into making of this. I'm just saying it could
it could happen. They may put that in there. Just
kind of wild. It's a new old trend. But apparently
people were finding a lot of success and when they're
applying for jobs instead of just going online and filling
(01:20):
out a job application and hoping to get a you know,
a call in or an interview or something along those lines.
They're having a lot of success when they're printing out
paper resumes and turning them in, you know, like old
school like that used to be a thing. Man, You
took a lot of time and effort to your resume.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Back when Kinko's was a thing, you'd have a whole
stack of resumes. Yeah. Yeah, just go walk down door
to door.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Hey, when I was a kid, I sent my resume,
which is radio. At the time, it was you know,
that same sort of piece of paper that had all
your you know, your jobs and what you could do,
blah blah blah, think about you. But in radio it's
an air check tape. It's a he used to be
a cassette tape, yep, and they would put it in
a cassette player.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
When I was in Kentucky and I wanted out of
my little tiny market, I sent probably five to seven,
you know, air check tapes in a in a thirty
gallon trash can, like a like a plastic trash can
you buy a Walmart. I mailed those out the radio
stations and that's how I went from Winchester, Kentucky to Charlotte,
(02:31):
North Carolina. I went from market whatever three hundred to
you know, thirty. Uh funny. Let's see the owner of
that notorious house in China that has the highway built
around it, he finally moved out, and he guessed scoop
as to why he moved out.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Traffic didn't like the noise.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, he fought the track. The highway company told him
he wanted more money for his house or he wouldn't
sell blah blahlah blah. And he finally moved that because
of traffic noise. Yeah, he said he regretted not selling anything. Idiot.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Did he get anything for it?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I don't think so. I think he just he just
abandoned the He just yeah, he's gonna sell it. It's awful,
all right. So, according to this, the most fun states
to visit in America?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Okay? California all right, Florida okay, Nevada, Illinois, and New
York all right? Although I don't know, I feel like, uh,
all of those outside like have you heard the Las
Vegas is just it's just dying on the vine because
(03:43):
nobody is going there.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
There's a lot of problems with Vegas, right, right. I've
heard just youto problem.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Horrific things about Vegas lately.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Nothing that's like, you know what I really want to do?
Go to Vegas, right and lose a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
And when's the last time you heard anybody excited about
going to Chicago? You know, I don't know. Chicago seems
to be I don't know, losing a lot of it's
luster fairly fast.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
This dude otta be pummeled. So this dude, Antonio Roman,
he's sixty one. He lives in Marion County, Florida. Deputies
said that this man is accused of intentionally spraying special
need kids with this sprinkler system as they got on
(04:38):
and off the bus. He admitted the cops he used
a security camera to identify when they would start walking
on the bus and walking off of the bus. And
here's the sick rub about the whole thing, this jerk.
One of the kids is a wheelchair. Oh he's got
(04:58):
to they this is the whole rubb about it. They
used his driveway. I guess the bus stop is at
the end of his driveway, right, and the wheelchair kid
would use the little dip in his driveway to load
on the rent because it would make the ramp a
lesser of an incline. You know sure well that that
(05:20):
pissed him off, and instead of do anything about it
or whatever, he would just start turning on the sprinklers.
Investigator saiding that this Roman guy used surveillance cameras track
the arrival of the school bus and manually activated the
sprinklers twice a day, and he did it for over
a year to spray the victims.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Damn crazy, I would whoop that Dude's asked about that? Man,
He admitted being upset about the bus stops location, which
partially used his driveway for a wheelchair ran.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
A dude, I would be out there helping him.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Man, right. I almost feel like that'd be his punishment,
but you know he wouldn't be out there doing it.
Oh nicely, wear.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
That dude out. Man about that dad. Oh. Parents in
Columbia named their baby girl chat Yippity chat yipity, Yes,
Chat yippity after chat GPT. They claim the name is
a tribute to the era of AI. Oh wow, girl,
(06:32):
please chat yippity y ip t I all right, how
about a beer teeny beer ollers and brine who whatever
reason they say it's coming a thing. This guy had
(06:53):
an awesome week. A guy in England set a new
world record by writing fifty five different roller coasters in
one week. Wow, that's impressive. That's that's a good week.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Man. Did that all take place in England?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I guess so.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Wow. I'm kind of surprised they have that many roller
coasters England.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
That qualifies as a roller coaster.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Oh, like you might have gotten to some of those,
like County Fair sort of right? Did the little dragon
thing that goes up and down?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
A man in Florida was charged at the pack of
a gun or a mom at A mom in Florida
was charged at the pack of a gun and her
kid's backpack. So here's the problem. The parents don't live together.
She told the child to return the gun to their dad,
who was picking them up the school. So she sent
(07:41):
this kid in school with a gun in his backpack.
It'll be much Yeah, man, it'd be easy if you
just give it to your dad when he to his
house today. Like, good god, where's the common sense with
this lady?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Man?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
What this was a crazy video to dropped yesterday? They
come and sells food influencers. I didn't know that was
still thing. I guess it is. Well, they were in
the middle, actually it was. The story says they were
in the middle of eating. They just started. They just
given the all right, here we go, let's try it,
(08:17):
and then a badass suv crashed right through the window
under their table. Like they just barely get out of
the way, and then they're boo, there's a car. It
was all caught on camera. Looked crazy. Everybody was okay,
but damn it was wild to see because this second
they like cheered their burgers or biscuits, whatever they're eating.
They took the first bite and all hell broke it.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
It was almost like he was on queue.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, it was wild. How about this judge? What's this dude?
Alan Oliver was on trial and Georgia last week facing
murder charges. He was accused of killing an off duty
cop in twenty twenty two. He claim to a self defense.
The trial lasted three days. It was wrapped up on
Friday after the jury quickly came back with a verdict.
(09:01):
They handed to the judge to read, you imagine it's
a murder trial. Everybody's on the edge of their seat. Well,
this judge, he said, guilty. When he meant to say
not guilty on all counts, somebody off camera, apparently a duror,
corrected him, and he finally said not guilty, like twenty
(09:24):
plus seconds after he said guilty. The casual apology people
kind of rubbed people wrong. He chuckled and said, I
apologize for my mispronunciation.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
So for a minute that had to be Oh oh man,
I mean, can you imagine roller coaster of emotions.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, just like like I'm.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Going to jail. For the years, god decades been back
to oh I'm not, I'm not going to jail.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
I mean if it had been the other the way
around have been far worse.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Oh, the guys jumped up.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Oh all right, psych guilty. A woman in Florida got
duy on Saturday. Her name was Diane Gonzalez. She got
busted with drunk driving in twenty twenty three as well.
She made a funny face on her mugshot. Head was
all cock sideways, her tongue was stuck way out, kind
(10:26):
of CROSSI anyway, cut to this past Saturday. She was
sitting at a red light. The cop pulled over, Well,
the light turned green, Well, she didn't move when the
cop pulls up beside her, she's just looking at the cop.
According to police, she apparently was rambling about several random
different things. When the cop approached her, she admitted to
(10:51):
the cop that she just smoked some weed. Then, after
they pulled off the side of the road, she agreed
to sobriety test. She felt that miserably she's been drinking
a breath of ELISAC clocked her about twice the legal linen.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
On top of the weed.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Huh, on top of the weed. And the fact that
when this cop put up behind her, light turned green
and she's just staring at his cop in the rear
your so oh. Anyway, she recreated the same pose again
in her mugshot headcock sideways, tongue out. The difference is
she leaned her head to the right side instead of
(11:28):
the original left side. But they posted both photos on
Facebook and chamber her for it.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I feel like that might be her go to selfie.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Look, it's a look. I'll just I leave it there.
That's a look, all right? And lastly, check this dumbass.
A lot of companies think about this over the last
three years, how difficult have companies made it to return things,
(12:00):
especially online? Things. It's it's fairly difficult to return things, right,
it's inconvenience at least you gotta go somewhere sure, you know,
it's not like you know, normally just bring back to
the store or whatever. A few weeks ago, this guy
named John Stockwell TikTok claim he's been repeatedly ordering one
hundred and ten pound anvils like they're cast iron anvils.
(12:24):
We've all seen an anvil, right, right, one hundred and
ten pounds.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
What would the dimensions of one hundred and ten pounds
one beat? You know?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I was just like a probably you know foot yeah,
probably foot by ten eleven inches. I mean it's cast iron,
so you don't need it to be very large to
be one hundred ten pounds. The animals cost more than
two hundred and twenty five bucks apiece, but with his
prime account, John has did this. He orders the anvils
(12:55):
on Amazon, and he's done so for like last six
or seve months, only to immediately return them. So because
of that prime account, he hasn't ship back for free,
so they cover the cost. He shows his Amazon order
pages crows down there's like ten fifteen anvil orders on
(13:16):
it and that's only covered a couple of weeks. So
he's been doing this, he claims, for more than six
months now. He says in the video, I'm want to
keep doing this until somebody does something about it. What
do you want to do about it?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Like you're accepting your returns.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
You're the one exploiting it. And and definitely you know
what he's doing. He's making he's making the cost of
all this stuff go up. Sure, you know, because he's
wasting people's time. You imagine the damn dude has got
to deliver that every time. Every day he pulls up
to the house going this one hundred and ten pound box.
They come on, man, let's just hope he doesn't live
(13:54):
on the second floor or third floor. It's funny. In
the video he will compters to come by his house
to talk to him about it, but he gives him
Barack Obama's address. Uh. Anyway, the local news reached out
to him and said, what are you using the animals for?
(14:15):
And he said, dropping on road runners? And they ask
him what his goal was. He said he really hadn't
thought about it. But I mean, dude, you're raising the
cost of of all that, you know, think about all
the effort to move it all that distance to get
it to your front porch, only to have you immediately
(14:36):
turn back around and send it back and then not
do this once, but do it over and over and over.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
If he staid he's doing it as much as he is,
we're looking at one hundred at least by now. Yeah,
done it all year long.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
See, this is this is why the prices for delivery
are actually going up because it's stupid crap like this.
So in the end, he's he's a comics. He's trying
to be a comic. He's had some different stand up
clips on his on his feeds and whatnot, so this
is kind of his thing.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I hope they stop accepting his returns, just get him
stuck with some anvils.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
I mean, I just feel bad for the dude. I mean,
this cost Imagine it costs the people making the anvils money.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Right. Amazon's going to get their cut regardless, right.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
So it just what a waste of everybody's effort.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
These probably end up on a palette and then somebody
buys it around Christmas time They're like I bought a
whole salette and they're like, hopefully you didn't get all
anvils from.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
One dumb ass. If I was that delivery guide that
started throwing it through his door, of a goodness.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Leaving it on the curb side, right, I'll go ahead
and return it for you, not even bringing out the truck.
It's next to your mailbox if you want to.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Yeah, I want a douche move anyway. There he goes
stupid stories
One O seven nine KBP I and your show Time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop y'all, stop dumb, dumb stupid story brought to you.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
By Burning Man. Burning Man starts up on Sunday, Wow,
runs until September first, about a week.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I really heard a lot about it.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
It's been a.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Disaccelesco of years, right, uh, all right, Taylor Swift in
the news. She's in the news because she says she's
not checked her Instagram comments in like a decade.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Oh. I like damn.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I was thinking to myself, well, why did she ask
Travis to do that? And then I realized, well, we
probably can't read, so that she's probably not gonna do
anything about that. I guess there's an Ozzy Osbourne biopic
in the works. Imagine this. This is the first film
ever to have the disclaimer say his animals were were
(01:00):
injured into making of this. I'm just saying it could
it could happen. They may put that in there. Just
kind of wild. It's a new old trend. But apparently
people were finding a lot of success and when they're
applying for jobs instead of just going online and filling
(01:20):
out a job application and hoping to get a you know,
a call in or an interview or something along those lines.
They're having a lot of success when they're printing out
paper resumes and turning them in, you know, like old
school like that used to be a thing. Man, You
took a lot of time and effort to your resume.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Back when Kinko's was a thing, you'd have a whole
stack of resumes. Yeah. Yeah, just go walk down door
to door.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Hey, when I was a kid, I sent my resume,
which is radio. At the time, it was you know,
that same sort of piece of paper that had all
your you know, your jobs and what you could do,
blah blah blah, think about you. But in radio it's
an air check tape. It's a he used to be
a cassette tape, yep, and they would put it in
a cassette player.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
When I was in Kentucky and I wanted out of
my little tiny market, I sent probably five to seven,
you know, air check tapes in a in a thirty
gallon trash can, like a like a plastic trash can
you buy a Walmart. I mailed those out the radio
stations and that's how I went from Winchester, Kentucky to Charlotte,
(02:31):
North Carolina. I went from market whatever three hundred to
you know, thirty. Uh funny. Let's see the owner of
that notorious house in China that has the highway built
around it, he finally moved out, and he guessed scoop
as to why he moved out.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Traffic didn't like the noise.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, he fought the track. The highway company told him
he wanted more money for his house or he wouldn't
sell blah blahlah blah. And he finally moved that because
of traffic noise. Yeah, he said he regretted not selling anything. Idiot.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Did he get anything for it?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I don't think so. I think he just he just
abandoned the He just yeah, he's gonna sell it. It's awful,
all right. So, according to this, the most fun states
to visit in America?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Okay? California all right, Florida okay, Nevada, Illinois, and New
York all right? Although I don't know, I feel like, uh,
all of those outside like have you heard the Las
Vegas is just it's just dying on the vine because
(03:43):
nobody is going there.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
There's a lot of problems with Vegas, right, right. I've
heard just youto problem.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Horrific things about Vegas lately.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Nothing that's like, you know what I really want to do?
Go to Vegas, right and lose a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
And when's the last time you heard anybody excited about
going to Chicago? You know, I don't know. Chicago seems
to be I don't know, losing a lot of it's
luster fairly fast.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
This dude otta be pummeled. So this dude, Antonio Roman,
he's sixty one. He lives in Marion County, Florida. Deputies
said that this man is accused of intentionally spraying special
need kids with this sprinkler system as they got on
(04:38):
and off the bus. He admitted the cops he used
a security camera to identify when they would start walking
on the bus and walking off of the bus. And
here's the sick rub about the whole thing, this jerk.
One of the kids is a wheelchair. Oh he's got
(04:58):
to they this is the whole rubb about it. They
used his driveway. I guess the bus stop is at
the end of his driveway, right, and the wheelchair kid
would use the little dip in his driveway to load
on the rent because it would make the ramp a
lesser of an incline. You know sure well that that
(05:20):
pissed him off, and instead of do anything about it
or whatever, he would just start turning on the sprinklers.
Investigator saiding that this Roman guy used surveillance cameras track
the arrival of the school bus and manually activated the
sprinklers twice a day, and he did it for over
a year to spray the victims.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Damn crazy, I would whoop that Dude's asked about that? Man,
He admitted being upset about the bus stops location, which
partially used his driveway for a wheelchair ran.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
A dude, I would be out there helping him.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Man, right. I almost feel like that'd be his punishment,
but you know he wouldn't be out there doing it.
Oh nicely, wear.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
That dude out. Man about that dad. Oh. Parents in
Columbia named their baby girl chat Yippity chat yipity, Yes,
Chat yippity after chat GPT. They claim the name is
a tribute to the era of AI. Oh wow, girl,
(06:32):
please chat yippity y ip t I all right, how
about a beer teeny beer ollers and brine who whatever
reason they say it's coming a thing. This guy had
(06:53):
an awesome week. A guy in England set a new
world record by writing fifty five different roller coasters in
one week. Wow, that's impressive. That's that's a good week.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Man. Did that all take place in England?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I guess so.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Wow. I'm kind of surprised they have that many roller
coasters England.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
That qualifies as a roller coaster.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Oh, like you might have gotten to some of those,
like County Fair sort of right? Did the little dragon
thing that goes up and down?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
A man in Florida was charged at the pack of
a gun or a mom at A mom in Florida
was charged at the pack of a gun and her
kid's backpack. So here's the problem. The parents don't live together.
She told the child to return the gun to their dad,
who was picking them up the school. So she sent
(07:41):
this kid in school with a gun in his backpack.
It'll be much Yeah, man, it'd be easy if you
just give it to your dad when he to his
house today. Like, good god, where's the common sense with
this lady?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Man?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
What this was a crazy video to dropped yesterday? They
come and sells food influencers. I didn't know that was
still thing. I guess it is. Well, they were in
the middle, actually it was. The story says they were
in the middle of eating. They just started. They just
given the all right, here we go, let's try it,
(08:17):
and then a badass suv crashed right through the window
under their table. Like they just barely get out of
the way, and then they're boo, there's a car. It
was all caught on camera. Looked crazy. Everybody was okay,
but damn it was wild to see because this second
they like cheered their burgers or biscuits, whatever they're eating.
They took the first bite and all hell broke it.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
It was almost like he was on queue.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, it was wild. How about this judge? What's this dude?
Alan Oliver was on trial and Georgia last week facing
murder charges. He was accused of killing an off duty
cop in twenty twenty two. He claim to a self defense.
The trial lasted three days. It was wrapped up on
Friday after the jury quickly came back with a verdict.
(09:01):
They handed to the judge to read, you imagine it's
a murder trial. Everybody's on the edge of their seat. Well,
this judge, he said, guilty. When he meant to say
not guilty on all counts, somebody off camera, apparently a duror,
corrected him, and he finally said not guilty, like twenty
(09:24):
plus seconds after he said guilty. The casual apology people
kind of rubbed people wrong. He chuckled and said, I
apologize for my mispronunciation.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
So for a minute that had to be Oh oh man,
I mean, can you imagine roller coaster of emotions.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, just like like I'm.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Going to jail. For the years, god decades been back
to oh I'm not, I'm not going to jail.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
I mean if it had been the other the way
around have been far worse.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Oh, the guys jumped up.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Oh all right, psych guilty. A woman in Florida got
duy on Saturday. Her name was Diane Gonzalez. She got
busted with drunk driving in twenty twenty three as well.
She made a funny face on her mugshot. Head was
all cock sideways, her tongue was stuck way out, kind
(10:26):
of CROSSI anyway, cut to this past Saturday. She was
sitting at a red light. The cop pulled over, Well,
the light turned green, Well, she didn't move when the
cop pulls up beside her, she's just looking at the cop.
According to police, she apparently was rambling about several random
different things. When the cop approached her, she admitted to
(10:51):
the cop that she just smoked some weed. Then, after
they pulled off the side of the road, she agreed
to sobriety test. She felt that miserably she's been drinking
a breath of ELISAC clocked her about twice the legal linen.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
On top of the weed.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Huh, on top of the weed. And the fact that
when this cop put up behind her, light turned green
and she's just staring at his cop in the rear
your so oh. Anyway, she recreated the same pose again
in her mugshot headcock sideways, tongue out. The difference is
she leaned her head to the right side instead of
(11:28):
the original left side. But they posted both photos on
Facebook and chamber her for it.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I feel like that might be her go to selfie.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Look, it's a look. I'll just I leave it there.
That's a look, all right? And lastly, check this dumbass.
A lot of companies think about this over the last
three years, how difficult have companies made it to return things,
(12:00):
especially online? Things. It's it's fairly difficult to return things, right,
it's inconvenience at least you gotta go somewhere sure, you know,
it's not like you know, normally just bring back to
the store or whatever. A few weeks ago, this guy
named John Stockwell TikTok claim he's been repeatedly ordering one
hundred and ten pound anvils like they're cast iron anvils.
(12:24):
We've all seen an anvil, right, right, one hundred and
ten pounds.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
What would the dimensions of one hundred and ten pounds
one beat? You know?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I was just like a probably you know foot yeah,
probably foot by ten eleven inches. I mean it's cast iron,
so you don't need it to be very large to
be one hundred ten pounds. The animals cost more than
two hundred and twenty five bucks apiece, but with his
prime account, John has did this. He orders the anvils
(12:55):
on Amazon, and he's done so for like last six
or seve months, only to immediately return them. So because
of that prime account, he hasn't ship back for free,
so they cover the cost. He shows his Amazon order
pages crows down there's like ten fifteen anvil orders on
(13:16):
it and that's only covered a couple of weeks. So
he's been doing this, he claims, for more than six
months now. He says in the video, I'm want to
keep doing this until somebody does something about it. What
do you want to do about it?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Like you're accepting your returns.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
You're the one exploiting it. And and definitely you know
what he's doing. He's making he's making the cost of
all this stuff go up. Sure, you know, because he's
wasting people's time. You imagine the damn dude has got
to deliver that every time. Every day he pulls up
to the house going this one hundred and ten pound box.
They come on, man, let's just hope he doesn't live
(13:54):
on the second floor or third floor. It's funny. In
the video he will compters to come by his house
to talk to him about it, but he gives him
Barack Obama's address. Uh. Anyway, the local news reached out
to him and said, what are you using the animals for?
(14:15):
And he said, dropping on road runners? And they ask
him what his goal was. He said he really hadn't
thought about it. But I mean, dude, you're raising the
cost of of all that, you know, think about all
the effort to move it all that distance to get
it to your front porch, only to have you immediately
(14:36):
turn back around and send it back and then not
do this once, but do it over and over and over.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
If he staid he's doing it as much as he is,
we're looking at one hundred at least by now. Yeah,
done it all year long.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
See, this is this is why the prices for delivery
are actually going up because it's stupid crap like this.
So in the end, he's he's a comics. He's trying
to be a comic. He's had some different stand up
clips on his on his feeds and whatnot, so this
is kind of his thing.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I hope they stop accepting his returns, just get him
stuck with some anvils.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
I mean, I just feel bad for the dude. I mean,
this cost Imagine it costs the people making the anvils money.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Right. Amazon's going to get their cut regardless, right.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
So it just what a waste of everybody's effort.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
These probably end up on a palette and then somebody
buys it around Christmas time They're like I bought a
whole salette and they're like, hopefully you didn't get all
anvils from.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
One dumb ass. If I was that delivery guide that
started throwing it through his door, of a goodness.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Leaving it on the curb side, right, I'll go ahead
and return it for you, not even bringing out the truck.
It's next to your mailbox if you want to.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Yeah, I want a douche move anyway. There he goes
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