September 20, 2024 • 17 mins
Man steals Electrical Repair truck, with repair man still in the Cherry Picker Bucket
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop yeah, all stop, Yeah you are stupid stories brought
to you by Good Time. It will be out there tomorrow.
Eleven to one is the time. Look, I know it's
gonna be a little chilly for frozen custard, but all
kinds of flavors and it's only a buck. Plus. Here's
the big plus. We have tickets all kinds of freaking shows.
(00:25):
Oh yeah, corn being the big one. What else?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Judas Priest was on that list. I believe we have
godsmack for the uh blue Federal Credit Union Arena shows
as well.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Okay, come on bye, say hello. It be great to
see you guys up on North End in Thornton. All right,
so some fun things stupid stories. I guess delivery robot
knocked over a pedestrian and you know what you knew?
What was the company's offer to the poor pedestrian? It
ran over?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Oh? What's that?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Hey? How about some promo codes? Oh sorry, sorry, we
broke your hip. Here's a couple promo codes, go get
a discount. Seventeen year old woman a pink shower cap
was arrested after she stole and crashed an empty, out
of service subway train in New York City. Wow, that's
(01:17):
pretty impressive.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
It's rare that I hear new stories, hearing stupid stories
that are completely fresh. But I've yet to hear if
somebody's stealing a subway train.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Before, especially an out of service subway chain, because it
doesn't seem like or sounded like it was that out
of service she was able to steal it.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Was it already running or did she start the thing up?
Fired out?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
How she fired it up?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Look she did this in a pink shower cap. I'm
not sure what that has to do with anything. I
just think that's a funny description. Uh that's different, all right, scoop.
How do you feel about this? Lego is thinking about
abandoning physical instructions.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Oh not a fan of that.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Oh see, they have to go on. Here's the deal.
Every company's trying to push everybody towards an app, right god,
And that's what it would be. If you want your instructions,
just download the app and here you go.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
So they have been teasing this like they'll include the
real instructions, but they'll also do a like an alternative build.
Yes that you have to download the app for and
I have done a few of those and it actually
is pretty slick. But there is something special about just
doing the old school way of flipping the pages, right,
you know, here's step one, here's step two.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Plus it's a part of that. There's something about you.
You'll find people, you know, like to read a book,
a physical book, as opposed to you know, read the
tablet or you know something like that. Right, Yeah, there's
there's a lot of people that like the material and
like the actual field texture. And there's something about as
you know, as far as the novely you of had
(02:53):
an instruction of booklet and the how to, and you know,
it helps understand explain what it's all about. And there's
something I don't know, kind of unique and different about that.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
And in twenty years when they dropped the nukes and
we don't have power anymore, what are you gonna do? Right?
You have your legos in the dark with no instruction.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I wish I knew how to put this together, but
I don't have any instruction. Let's see nearly one hundred
and forty thousand beds sod on Amazon and if you
have Walmart are being recalled because well, they collapse when
you put them under any stress. Yeah, we saw the beds.
They're complete pieces of crap. How do you look at
(03:31):
that bed and not know it's gonna collapse the second
you put.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Any poor engineering?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah, anyway, what do you expect you buy furniture at Walmart?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
They're not even as sturdy as the Olympic beds, the
no sex Olympic beds.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Right, no sex regular bed SpaceX flights apparently emit more
co two in the US than Tesla Saves and what so. Well,
but guess what city tops the list for the most
(04:05):
roted infested city.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Oh, I want to say it was Chicago a year
or two ago, so we'll stick with them.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
No, actually it's Champion. He has been in New York
in like a three or four year run.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Now yeah, yeah, then let's go New York.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
New York City again tops the list of the most
roaded infested cities.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Home of Pizza rad I believe.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah, this is kind of odd. Sat Louis tops the
list the most family friendly cities in America. Really, sponsored
by the Saint Louis Tourism Board. Come on, family friendly
Saint Louis. I don't think so, uh but whatever, sure,
(04:50):
I'm not buying it. Uh, this is kind of funny.
So you've all seen the XL power trucks, the utility
trucks with the you know, the workers can get up
in the buckets and repair, you know, until the lines
or whatever rather they need to get to.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
It's like a built in cherry picker, right.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah. Yeah. In North Carolina their big energy companies called Spectrum,
and apparently some guy is up in that bucket. He's
up there working, doing his thing, and somebody stole his
bucket truck. Oh no, while he is up in the
bucket eighty freaking feet up in the bucket.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Oh that's got a long arm.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yes it does. And this guy has stole the truck
with his boom still extended. The thief drove more than
a mile down the road, striking utility lines and stuff
with the dude in the bucket. Oh no, can you
imagine that would be terrifying.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Things I didn't know I was afraid of until this morning.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, man, that would be that would be crazy. Anyway,
police say, well, the Spectrum worker was attached to these
safety harness He came out of the bucket during the
drive and was dangling from the top of the bucket.
From the side of the bucket, he was suspended in
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the air by a safety strap attached to the bucket.
Holy movie, you imagine that happened. He was able to
cut the safety line, fall to the ground, injuring his
leg at the vehicle stopped. That's where crashed apparently.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
So wow, uh.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Dude, just listen to this. When police arrived the scene,
the suspect, identified as Frank Moody, was taking the custody.
He'd been charged with feeling the assault with a deli weapon,
larceny of a motor vehicle, filming injuring wires and fixtures
of utility companies. Now, Moody had been released from jail
two hours before this incident. Oh wow, yeah, which he
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been to jail since last week being arrested on a
misdemeanor larceny case and they just let him out two
hours after this. Dude gets out of jail, he steals
the power truck. The other guy eighty feet in the
air in the bucket. Man, that would be that'd be
sketchy as hell.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
It's like a movie scene, Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Dude hucks him out of the bucket, Oh my god,
I said that dude was terrified. That's pretty high up
there too. Man. All right, twenty five year old man
from Philadelphia named Matthew Gabriel putting guilty two counts of
interstate and foreign threats after he made false tip to
police police in the United States and overseas, claiming that
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his rival, his fantasy football rival, was this big threat. Now,
mat we're only in week three of fantasy football season.
If there's somebody in your league taking it this yerius,
they need to see somebody This kind of interested all
started last year when these two men had some kind
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of fantasy football argument in a chat. It's unclear if
it went, you know, beyond a heated banner. They got
out of hand. Anyway, Matthew knew the other guy was
studying abroad in Norway. So this guy caused the authorities
there and made quote an anonymous tip that his rival
(08:29):
was playing in a mass shooting at a concert and
at a department store.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Oh no, so he calls this dude.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
He's had this squabble about fantasy football with. He knows
he studied abroad, so he drops this crazy bomb thing
on you know, police have broad in Norway, so check
this out. Norway says they spent nine hundred man power
hours investigating the case before they realized it was a hoax.
(09:01):
Nine hundred. During that month's long investigation, Matthew not only
did he call the police in Norway, he did it again.
He emailed another fictitious threat, this time to the University
of Iowa. In an account under another name. He claimed
(09:24):
the same fantasy football group member was threatening to blow
up their school. Wow, dude, this guy's insane.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I mean, going over state and country lines, I would
assume that the FBI is probably.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Well, yeah, the FBI is investigated that school shooting, and
you know, they eventually found Matthew and charged him. He
scheduled to be sent in January because he did those
two threats he faced. He's ready for this, and this
guy kind of deserves this. Five years in federal prison
and a two hundred and fifty thousand dollars fine. I
(10:03):
mean that seems fair.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
To be honest, it seems good to me.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
M yep, dude, nine hundred hours Norway spend all, oh man,
I mean, it's fantasy freaking football.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Right, bare minimum. He should get banned from fantasy football
you do not have the responsibilities in that.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
As the type guy I went on my team, I
want that kind of go getter attitude. He's willing to
do anything to win. He doesn't care there's not a line.
He's like any line out there, I'm willing to cross
as long as we win.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I'm gonna get this guy put in jail. He can't
make his trades.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Bet you a one hundred bucks. He's a Democrat, all right.
So this is kind of interesting. So the Yoklahoma State Fair.
You ever seen these contests where we actually, I think
we've done it before. We have to have your hand
on a car for the longest time, we have to
have some body part of a car, or you sit
in this case, you sit in the car.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
I used to have to facilitate a ton of these
back when I worked the promotions department here because all
the stations did some variation of it, whether it was
keep your hands on the scooter for yes, four days
or whatever it is. There's and there's always, there's always.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I feel like we at some point did keep your
tongue on it. I quite possible, y yes, be terrible. Anyways,
is that type of contest Aglooma State Fair has a
bizarre contest called Stinking CenTra. Four finalists had to sit
in the car for days, last one remaining. When's the
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car simple? Okay, So not a lot of rules in
the contest. You could leave every three hours for a
restroom break. Nothing could be taken out of the car,
so if there were you know, any scraps of you know,
food or whatever, it had to remain in the car
along with them.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
There's also another rule which this caused a little bit
of controversy. You apparently weren't allowed to bring anything into
the car either.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Oh okay.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
So doing competition, there are just two guys remaining. One
of them pulled a very very very disgusting stunt. A
guy named Brian goes out for his bathroom break and
he reached into the tank of the porta potty and
he skewed out a bunch.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Of human poop oh, and.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
He stashed it in the car. The other guy, Chris,
gets back in the car. Well, he immediately smells the
poop in the car. He figured out what happened. He
complained to the organizers. They agreed the poop was not cool.
They had the you know, the crap removed and they
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did not disqualify Brian. Oh okay, Chris, who was the
I guess victim if you will, although they both have
to sit in the car. He was serious so he
quit right there. Said he had more self respect than that.
(13:01):
He wasn't deal with all. Yeah, well I'm done, so
Brian wins the car. Chris posted a video on a
Facebook after the competition saying that even though he didn't
win the car, he feels like he's the rightful winner
because the other guy played too dirty and broke the rules.
He's still bitter about the whole thing. Brian, who won
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the car, hasn't commented, you know, on his devious ways.
The organizers are cleaning that car out and will deliver
it to Brian.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Wow, they're going to clean it and everything.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Huh yeah, So who's who's the bitch? Is it Chris
or is it Brian? Chris is the guy there's like,
I got more self respect than that.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I'm out of here.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Or is Brian the bitch for scooping up the poop
and bringing in the car?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Well, pardon me, says the rules state you can't bring
anything in, right, So I think he broke the rules there, true,
but it.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Does feel like Chris has been a little bit of
a bitch, you know, just what.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
To bring up the phrase that comes out on a
lot of these reality shows. Yeah, I'm not here to
make friends. I'm here to get a car. So from
the end of the day, he gets the car. But
if I was in charge of it and he tried
to bring the poo bag in, I'd be like, no, no.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
That's right. Would you disqualify them that there's the right?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Right?
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Is it worthy of a disqualification?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I would have hoped we stopped him before he brought
the pooh bag in and been like no. But if
he snuck it in and it's already in there.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
I mean they're both dealing with it.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Yeah, did it all stay in the bag or did
he spill it out like.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I think he just said it in the car? Okay,
like full on turn.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Because if it's one of those like all right, if
he's gonna win it, I'm gonna make it as nasty
as possible for him to win it anyway.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Stomp it. Oh that's just wrong. I mean, out of them,
you give him both the CENTU just played by the
rules and say he was disqualified when he brought it
in or you know a dude, don't quit, don't be
a bitch, just tough it up. He's been in there
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for days anyway. Interesting, all right, So this happened in Colorado.
The driver may have got herself a little trouble out
to calling law enforcement to report that eight vehicles were
following her. According to the Summit County Sheriff's office, their
team fielded a call from a neighboring county related to
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a driver to passenger report he believed they were being
followed on the Mountains Interstate known as I seventy. The
cup on the vehicle claim that eight vehicles had been
following them on the highway, also stopping at the same
gas stations. While the couple also said that the vehicles
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had followed them into Frisco, deputies didn't see any vehicles
at the scene.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
The female driver allegedly admitted to consuming both alcohol and
quote a whole lot of cocaine prior to driving. She
agreed to a couple of roadside tests. Deputy said she
failed to complete them, and yeah, compared to you know,
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a sober person. She was arrested and booked on multiple charges.
Simple lescent here, don't drive under the influence. Not only
can many drugs result in them pairmit, paranoia is a
big side effect there. And yeah, cops love it when
you idiots called them. There's eight vehicles following us. They
don't see any cars behind them.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Something like maybe they were slow in the left lane,
all paranoid? Are they still behind us? Are they still
behind us?
Speaker 2 (17:07):
That's gonna suck.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Man.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
When drugs make you paranoid, Oh yeah, Oh I've never
had that happen, thank god. But you know, I'll do
a lot of drugs. Assume that make you paranoid. But
they know, right, that's gonna suck. I know so many
people that dabbled in that mess crap, And my god,
isn't that one of the worst paranoid drugs there is?
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Oh I don't know. Yeah, I've seen some messed up
people on it though.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
That's man, right, man, that is straight wild how they
go off the deep end? Uh? Anyway, kids don't do drugs.
One o seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop yeah, all stop, Yeah you are stupid stories brought
to you by Good Time. It will be out there tomorrow.
Eleven to one is the time. Look, I know it's
gonna be a little chilly for frozen custard, but all
kinds of flavors and it's only a buck. Plus. Here's
the big plus. We have tickets all kinds of freaking shows.
(00:25):
Oh yeah, corn being the big one. What else?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Judas Priest was on that list. I believe we have
godsmack for the uh blue Federal Credit Union Arena shows
as well.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Okay, come on bye, say hello. It be great to
see you guys up on North End in Thornton. All right,
so some fun things stupid stories. I guess delivery robot
knocked over a pedestrian and you know what you knew?
What was the company's offer to the poor pedestrian? It
ran over?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Oh? What's that?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Hey? How about some promo codes? Oh sorry, sorry, we
broke your hip. Here's a couple promo codes, go get
a discount. Seventeen year old woman a pink shower cap
was arrested after she stole and crashed an empty, out
of service subway train in New York City. Wow, that's
(01:17):
pretty impressive.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
It's rare that I hear new stories, hearing stupid stories
that are completely fresh. But I've yet to hear if
somebody's stealing a subway train.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Before, especially an out of service subway chain, because it
doesn't seem like or sounded like it was that out
of service she was able to steal it.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Was it already running or did she start the thing up?
Fired out?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
How she fired it up?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Look she did this in a pink shower cap. I'm
not sure what that has to do with anything. I
just think that's a funny description. Uh that's different, all right, scoop.
How do you feel about this? Lego is thinking about
abandoning physical instructions.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Oh not a fan of that.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Oh see, they have to go on. Here's the deal.
Every company's trying to push everybody towards an app, right god,
And that's what it would be. If you want your instructions,
just download the app and here you go.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
So they have been teasing this like they'll include the
real instructions, but they'll also do a like an alternative build.
Yes that you have to download the app for and
I have done a few of those and it actually
is pretty slick. But there is something special about just
doing the old school way of flipping the pages, right,
you know, here's step one, here's step two.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Plus it's a part of that. There's something about you.
You'll find people, you know, like to read a book,
a physical book, as opposed to you know, read the
tablet or you know something like that. Right, Yeah, there's
there's a lot of people that like the material and
like the actual field texture. And there's something about as
you know, as far as the novely you of had
(02:53):
an instruction of booklet and the how to, and you know,
it helps understand explain what it's all about. And there's
something I don't know, kind of unique and different about that.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
And in twenty years when they dropped the nukes and
we don't have power anymore, what are you gonna do? Right?
You have your legos in the dark with no instruction.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I wish I knew how to put this together, but
I don't have any instruction. Let's see nearly one hundred
and forty thousand beds sod on Amazon and if you
have Walmart are being recalled because well, they collapse when
you put them under any stress. Yeah, we saw the beds.
They're complete pieces of crap. How do you look at
(03:31):
that bed and not know it's gonna collapse the second
you put.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Any poor engineering?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah, anyway, what do you expect you buy furniture at Walmart?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
They're not even as sturdy as the Olympic beds, the
no sex Olympic beds.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Right, no sex regular bed SpaceX flights apparently emit more
co two in the US than Tesla Saves and what so. Well,
but guess what city tops the list for the most
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roted infested city.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Oh, I want to say it was Chicago a year
or two ago, so we'll stick with them.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
No, actually it's Champion. He has been in New York
in like a three or four year run.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Now yeah, yeah, then let's go New York.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
New York City again tops the list of the most
roaded infested cities.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Home of Pizza rad I believe.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah, this is kind of odd. Sat Louis tops the
list the most family friendly cities in America. Really, sponsored
by the Saint Louis Tourism Board. Come on, family friendly
Saint Louis. I don't think so, uh but whatever, sure,
(04:50):
I'm not buying it. Uh, this is kind of funny.
So you've all seen the XL power trucks, the utility
trucks with the you know, the workers can get up
in the buckets and repair, you know, until the lines
or whatever rather they need to get to.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
It's like a built in cherry picker, right.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah. Yeah. In North Carolina their big energy companies called Spectrum,
and apparently some guy is up in that bucket. He's
up there working, doing his thing, and somebody stole his
bucket truck. Oh no, while he is up in the
bucket eighty freaking feet up in the bucket.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Oh that's got a long arm.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yes it does. And this guy has stole the truck
with his boom still extended. The thief drove more than
a mile down the road, striking utility lines and stuff
with the dude in the bucket. Oh no, can you
imagine that would be terrifying.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Things I didn't know I was afraid of until this morning.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, man, that would be that would be crazy. Anyway,
police say, well, the Spectrum worker was attached to these
safety harness He came out of the bucket during the
drive and was dangling from the top of the bucket.
From the side of the bucket, he was suspended in
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the air by a safety strap attached to the bucket.
Holy movie, you imagine that happened. He was able to
cut the safety line, fall to the ground, injuring his
leg at the vehicle stopped. That's where crashed apparently.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
So wow, uh.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Dude, just listen to this. When police arrived the scene,
the suspect, identified as Frank Moody, was taking the custody.
He'd been charged with feeling the assault with a deli weapon,
larceny of a motor vehicle, filming injuring wires and fixtures
of utility companies. Now, Moody had been released from jail
two hours before this incident. Oh wow, yeah, which he
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been to jail since last week being arrested on a
misdemeanor larceny case and they just let him out two
hours after this. Dude gets out of jail, he steals
the power truck. The other guy eighty feet in the
air in the bucket. Man, that would be that'd be
sketchy as hell.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
It's like a movie scene, Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Dude hucks him out of the bucket, Oh my god,
I said that dude was terrified. That's pretty high up
there too. Man. All right, twenty five year old man
from Philadelphia named Matthew Gabriel putting guilty two counts of
interstate and foreign threats after he made false tip to
police police in the United States and overseas, claiming that
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his rival, his fantasy football rival, was this big threat. Now,
mat we're only in week three of fantasy football season.
If there's somebody in your league taking it this yerius,
they need to see somebody This kind of interested all
started last year when these two men had some kind
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of fantasy football argument in a chat. It's unclear if
it went, you know, beyond a heated banner. They got
out of hand. Anyway, Matthew knew the other guy was
studying abroad in Norway. So this guy caused the authorities
there and made quote an anonymous tip that his rival
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was playing in a mass shooting at a concert and
at a department store.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Oh no, so he calls this dude.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
He's had this squabble about fantasy football with. He knows
he studied abroad, so he drops this crazy bomb thing
on you know, police have broad in Norway, so check
this out. Norway says they spent nine hundred man power
hours investigating the case before they realized it was a hoax.
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Nine hundred. During that month's long investigation, Matthew not only
did he call the police in Norway, he did it again.
He emailed another fictitious threat, this time to the University
of Iowa. In an account under another name. He claimed
(09:24):
the same fantasy football group member was threatening to blow
up their school. Wow, dude, this guy's insane.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I mean, going over state and country lines, I would
assume that the FBI is probably.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Well, yeah, the FBI is investigated that school shooting, and
you know, they eventually found Matthew and charged him. He
scheduled to be sent in January because he did those
two threats he faced. He's ready for this, and this
guy kind of deserves this. Five years in federal prison
and a two hundred and fifty thousand dollars fine. I
(10:03):
mean that seems fair.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
To be honest, it seems good to me.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
M yep, dude, nine hundred hours Norway spend all, oh man,
I mean, it's fantasy freaking football.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Right, bare minimum. He should get banned from fantasy football
you do not have the responsibilities in that.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
As the type guy I went on my team, I
want that kind of go getter attitude. He's willing to
do anything to win. He doesn't care there's not a line.
He's like any line out there, I'm willing to cross
as long as we win.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I'm gonna get this guy put in jail. He can't
make his trades.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Bet you a one hundred bucks. He's a Democrat, all right.
So this is kind of interesting. So the Yoklahoma State Fair.
You ever seen these contests where we actually, I think
we've done it before. We have to have your hand
on a car for the longest time, we have to
have some body part of a car, or you sit
in this case, you sit in the car.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
I used to have to facilitate a ton of these
back when I worked the promotions department here because all
the stations did some variation of it, whether it was
keep your hands on the scooter for yes, four days
or whatever it is. There's and there's always, there's always.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I feel like we at some point did keep your
tongue on it. I quite possible, y yes, be terrible. Anyways,
is that type of contest Aglooma State Fair has a
bizarre contest called Stinking CenTra. Four finalists had to sit
in the car for days, last one remaining. When's the
(11:30):
car simple? Okay, So not a lot of rules in
the contest. You could leave every three hours for a
restroom break. Nothing could be taken out of the car,
so if there were you know, any scraps of you know,
food or whatever, it had to remain in the car
along with them.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
There's also another rule which this caused a little bit
of controversy. You apparently weren't allowed to bring anything into
the car either.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Oh okay.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
So doing competition, there are just two guys remaining. One
of them pulled a very very very disgusting stunt. A
guy named Brian goes out for his bathroom break and
he reached into the tank of the porta potty and
he skewed out a bunch.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Of human poop oh, and.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
He stashed it in the car. The other guy, Chris,
gets back in the car. Well, he immediately smells the
poop in the car. He figured out what happened. He
complained to the organizers. They agreed the poop was not cool.
They had the you know, the crap removed and they
(12:41):
did not disqualify Brian. Oh okay, Chris, who was the
I guess victim if you will, although they both have
to sit in the car. He was serious so he
quit right there. Said he had more self respect than that.
(13:01):
He wasn't deal with all. Yeah, well I'm done, so
Brian wins the car. Chris posted a video on a
Facebook after the competition saying that even though he didn't
win the car, he feels like he's the rightful winner
because the other guy played too dirty and broke the rules.
He's still bitter about the whole thing. Brian, who won
(13:22):
the car, hasn't commented, you know, on his devious ways.
The organizers are cleaning that car out and will deliver
it to Brian.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Wow, they're going to clean it and everything.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Huh yeah, So who's who's the bitch? Is it Chris
or is it Brian? Chris is the guy there's like,
I got more self respect than that.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I'm out of here.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Or is Brian the bitch for scooping up the poop
and bringing in the car?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Well, pardon me, says the rules state you can't bring
anything in, right, So I think he broke the rules there, true,
but it.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Does feel like Chris has been a little bit of
a bitch, you know, just what.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
To bring up the phrase that comes out on a
lot of these reality shows. Yeah, I'm not here to
make friends. I'm here to get a car. So from
the end of the day, he gets the car. But
if I was in charge of it and he tried
to bring the poo bag in, I'd be like, no, no.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
That's right. Would you disqualify them that there's the right?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Right?
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Is it worthy of a disqualification?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I would have hoped we stopped him before he brought
the pooh bag in and been like no. But if
he snuck it in and it's already in there.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
I mean they're both dealing with it.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Yeah, did it all stay in the bag or did
he spill it out like.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I think he just said it in the car? Okay,
like full on turn.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Because if it's one of those like all right, if
he's gonna win it, I'm gonna make it as nasty
as possible for him to win it anyway.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Stomp it. Oh that's just wrong. I mean, out of them,
you give him both the CENTU just played by the
rules and say he was disqualified when he brought it
in or you know a dude, don't quit, don't be
a bitch, just tough it up. He's been in there
(15:32):
for days anyway. Interesting, all right, So this happened in Colorado.
The driver may have got herself a little trouble out
to calling law enforcement to report that eight vehicles were
following her. According to the Summit County Sheriff's office, their
team fielded a call from a neighboring county related to
(15:52):
a driver to passenger report he believed they were being
followed on the Mountains Interstate known as I seventy. The
cup on the vehicle claim that eight vehicles had been
following them on the highway, also stopping at the same
gas stations. While the couple also said that the vehicles
(16:12):
had followed them into Frisco, deputies didn't see any vehicles
at the scene.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
The female driver allegedly admitted to consuming both alcohol and
quote a whole lot of cocaine prior to driving. She
agreed to a couple of roadside tests. Deputy said she
failed to complete them, and yeah, compared to you know,
(16:39):
a sober person. She was arrested and booked on multiple charges.
Simple lescent here, don't drive under the influence. Not only
can many drugs result in them pairmit, paranoia is a
big side effect there. And yeah, cops love it when
you idiots called them. There's eight vehicles following us. They
don't see any cars behind them.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Something like maybe they were slow in the left lane,
all paranoid? Are they still behind us? Are they still
behind us?
Speaker 2 (17:07):
That's gonna suck.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Man.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
When drugs make you paranoid, Oh yeah, Oh I've never
had that happen, thank god. But you know, I'll do
a lot of drugs. Assume that make you paranoid. But
they know, right, that's gonna suck. I know so many
people that dabbled in that mess crap, And my god,
isn't that one of the worst paranoid drugs there is?
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Oh I don't know. Yeah, I've seen some messed up
people on it though.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
That's man, right, man, that is straight wild how they
go off the deep end? Uh? Anyway, kids don't do drugs.
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