Man throws 200K in cash out the window, gets busted for littering.

Man throws 200K in cash out the window, gets busted for littering.Also, Rent a Hitman.com is not hiring.

Episode Transcript

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One O seven nine KBPI Andy yourshow time for stupid stories. Yea,
yeah, you are stupid stories broughtto you by Ball Arena. Busy place.
These days we got nuggets, playoffs, albs, and concerts The Mammoth.
The Mammoth also made playoffs. Ohyeah, that's right. The Hello

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game on Friday. Yeah, allright, good to hear. UM so
HBO. And now they're making anotherprequel toed Game of Thrones and it make
it simple. I feel like theyshould just call it medieval incest and dragon
crap. So there you go,looking forward to that. Um. Apparently
Gene Simmons Gean Simmons, frontman andKiss, he got sick in the middle

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of a concert. Some people sayhe was throwing up blood, but I'm
like, now you're dumb, dumb, that's part of kiss concert, right,
Yeah, he throws up blood.That's his dad that he does that
all time. He'd been doing thatsince the seventies. How fitting would it
be if they died before they gotto the last show? Well fit in
what way? Scoop? For yearsand years and years, it was always

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the farewell tour. In the farewelltour, finally die before Kiss. We
finally get to the farewell show.It's on the books. Don't make it
there. Well, they play untilthey're you know, they're fair farewell.
I guess. Um. Let's see, there's a new study the found that
men with the higher libido nearly seventypercent less likely to die young than their

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peers. Oh, I feel likewhen they do die young's because the wife
killed them for walking in them havesex? Um. Anyway, how about
this? Oh, there's a licenseplate. Probably saw this over the weekend.
It made the round social media lastlast week. It's sold for fifteen
million dollars at a charity auction andto buy and the plate just says P

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seven. So just P seven Pseven huh yep, fifteen million dollars.
Wow. All right, somebody gottatell us who's shuffle the deck South Carolina.
They gotta pick three litto there andthe numbers, well, the newest
numbers were just one, one andone, and then on Thursday last Thursday,

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the numbers were two, two andtwo. Somebody need to shuffle that
deck or something. Yeah? Wait, what just that happening? All right?
Let's see automakers like Tesla BMW FordApparently they're opting to cut out AM
radio from the new models. Whatpeople don't realize is the electromagnetic deal that's

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that's generated, especially with AMA,so AM is called amplitude modulation FM frequency
modulation. The differences. Amplitude modulationis a sound wave that bounces off a
lot of things. For some reason, that wave gets a lot of inference
with electric vehicles and hybrid vehicles.So a lot of manufacturers are trying to

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exnate AM, but a lot ofpeople are like, wait a minute,
that that's a vital role in emergencysystems and most reliable way to communicate critical
information. So they're arguing to theauto manufacturers that they want their AM radio.
So interesting to see where that goes. Some of them at buckled and
said they're they're gonna keep it inthere, but it's a little bit more

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for the manufacturers to do so becausethey have to put all this crazy electronic
stuff in shielding. Yeah, forthe battery not to affect it. So
who knows, who knows where it'sgonna go, But it's interesting it Well,
it seems like there's been a bigpushback for well, for people taking

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and removing AM radios out of thecars, all right, just kind of
an Oregon style crime. Officers inPortland were arresting a twenty one year old
man on a bunch of different charges. So they discover something very interesting in
his backyard. The dude had stolena tiny house and he put it on
his property. Oh so he's tellinghow kind of stuff. But we also

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had a tiny house on his property, like look at yeah wow. So
question are surging restaurant prices causing peopleto choose frozen pizza over ordering delivery.
That's a new story out there,kind of yeah, you know, and

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speaking to pizza, this pizza deliveryin Detroit went wrong. So apparently there
was a pizza delivered to the wronghouse in Detroit, well sourced to say
the pizza was ordered to a home. It looks like the pizza was delivered
to the wrong house. It wasdelivered to the house next door. And
the people who got the arrant delivery, well, they they ate the pizza.

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Oh okay, so I paid forit and they ate the pizza.
Well, the people who ordered thepizza confronted the neighbors, who you know,
end up, yeah we we butwe paid for it. And so
they went back and forth all ofa sudden boom turn into gunfire. As
many as thirty rounds were fired duringthis exchange. And let's not crazy this

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over pizza. Right, Five peoplegot shot, including two fourteen year old
boys got shot over a pizza conversation, like what the one are the teams
shot got shot in the eye ofhim and all the other oh the other
guy was shot in the face.Oh, thirty one year old man was

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shot in the neck and leg atthirty two year old man was shot in
the leg, and an eight yearold man was shot in the arm.
All victims listed as stable. Butdamn, it's crazy that pizza would turn
I don't know into a crazy assgunfire. Thirty plus shots were fired.

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It's crazy. But the pizza deliveryguy he's fine, right, I mean
I feel like he took off.I feel like he took off before any
of us happened. Yeah, becauseit was the people that ate the piece
of right that got mad. Pieceof delivery guy didn't have anything to do
with it. Um all right,You guys, ever seen somebody litter piss
you off all the time? Oh? You see that all the time.

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I rarely see anybody litter dogs peoplenot cleaning up after their dogs. Oh
yeah, probably see that a lot. Well, anyway, somebody apparently littered,
and boy, I feel like thisis the kind of trash that we
need more of. Um. Thisthirty eight year old man, Colin McCarthy,
was driving through Eugene, Oregon,last Tuesday evening and for whatever reason,

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he started hurling one hundred dollars billsout of his car window. Oh
big stacks of it too. Becausehe was doing it long enough that the
cops started getting numerous calls about thisman just driving flinging money out of the
car. Who calls about that?People are not getting the money? I

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guess sure. Anyway, they trackedhim down and apparently this is kind of
crazy stories. So they tracked thisdude down and they told him what he
was doing. Well, he saidwhat he was doing was blessing people with
gifts of money. But the copsweren't seeing him like that. They got

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him for littering. They got himfor let's see, the cops came a
warning. I guess about littering.It's a warning. Here's the funny problem.
They couldn't They couldn't find any ofthe evidence that he was littering.
That's why he got out with awarning. So this money wasn't all his

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though, So remember when he saidhe was doing well and wanted to bless
others. This money was his family'smoney from an inheritance and apparently they all
shared a family account to get thisinheritance money, and it was over two
hundred thousand dollars. So this guypulls all the money out of the account.

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So this dude somehow was able todo what his name was on the
account. Cops said he can't doanything about it because his name was on
the account. But he took outall of the family's money and just threw
it out the window of his car. Wow. Who they thought about charging
him with reckless endangerment and disrealy conductfor creating a dangerous situation on the road

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because so many people stopped and chasingthe money. I wouldn't be too right,
Yeah, I'd pull over for that. I'd be following that guy just
snatched it up as many as Icould. Man Anyway, his family,
this is where it hurts. Hisfamily says his decision to spread their family
as well has left them all broke. Oh, he said, this is

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the family the family is asking anybodywho picked up the cash to return it.
Yeah, that's right. Wow,out of the two hundred dollars.
Man. It says unclear how muchwas lost, but they're saying it pretty
much looks like every dime was thrownout the car window. The police can't

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do anything about it because Colin's namewas on the account, and therefore that
makes it a family issue. Ifeel like he had to have planned this
out and gone in a few timesthough, because they're not gonna give you
two hundred thousand dollars cash, well, not without a lot of questions,
right, you know, So maybehe went in twenty times and pulled out

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ten and had an alibi for it. The police department said the motor is
today very thorough job of gathering upall the loose money and no evidence was
found of it. But apparently apparentlythis guy just wasted the entire two hundred
plus thousand dollars by throwing it outof his car window. Dame, that

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would be a guy I would loveto be behind, right, Stope up
the sunroof and hope for the bastall. Right, here's this crazy story.
A fifty year old woman in Spain. Just spent five hundred days living
alone in a cave two hundred andthirty feet underground. Damn, that's a
big chunk. Anyway. Her nameBeatrice. She was an experiment to study

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on our eternal clocks and how theyreact to extreme isolation. Scientists watched her
the entire time, but she hadno contact with anybody. She had two
GoPros so they could see her.She went in November twentieth, it's my
birthday, twenty first, twenty one. She listened this when she would end

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the Queen Queen Elizabeth was still alive, the war Ukraine hadn't started, the
pandemic was actually still raging. Shewas forty eight. She celebrated two birthdays
in there, but she said shedidn't actually know when her birthday was.
She didn't have any clocks, anycalendars, She didn't keep track of time.

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She tried for about sixty days andjust lost it, okay, so
she had no idea. She saysthat she was shocked when they came to
get her on Friday because she didn'tthink she'd been in there for that long.
She had guessed it was somewhere inthe ball parking about one hundred and
seventy days. Wow. Yeah,So she stayed there for five hundred days

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and she thought it was one hundredand seventy So it sounds like she didn't
bring stuff with her. What wasshe eating in the cave? She well,
she told them to not have Shetold everybody not to have any content
with her, even if there wasa death in her family. She did
have a panic button, although shenever felt the urge to push it.

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She did have to come out onepoint for eight days because a router I
guess had to be fixed. Butshe stayed in the tent alone, never
talked to anybody in those eight days. But they don't count for her five
hundred days. I guess. Theysent food down to her, Oh and
she sent waste back up. Soyeah, yeah, thinking she never showered

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five hundred days, never showered,She didn't have a TV, and she
couldn't read the news per se.She couldn't keep up with local news.
So she says she did a lotof drawing, a lot of knitting,
exercising. She read about sixty books. She has a plan to write a
book, but says she didn't havetime to finish it because she thought she

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was only on one hundred and seventya day, so she basically didn't talk
to anybody the entire time she wasdown there. So now since she's been
out, she finds it really difficultto have a conversation. Okay, first
thing she asked for when she climbedout, she said, Wow, does
anybody want to buy her a beer? A beer? Huh? Okay?

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Yeah. Apparently, her team saysshe broke the world record for the longest
time spent in a cave waiting forGuinness to confirm that five hundred days without
coming out. Okay, that's it'stoo wild for me, man, right,
I mean, you might be ableto do that at fifty, but

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I feel like if you're twenty,you're gonna lose your mind. Absolutely.
Oh what a wild experiment. Whywould you do that? Become a mole
person? Yeah? Creepers? Allright. So this started as a joke
back in two thousand and five,but then emails started coming in for people

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who thought it was real, andthe cops decided, well, they would
keep it funded and keep it going. What I'm talking about rent a hitman
dot com. That's not a realsight, he guys, it's a parody
site. It's like man anyways helpedarrest more than thirty people over the years.

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And here's the newest moron the fellfor it. The FBI arrest of
a twenty one year old guy inTennessee name Josiah Garcia, and apparently he
got in touch with with rent ahitman dot com to ask if they were
hiring. Oh, he's a memberof the Air National Guard and back in
February, he submitted his resume andasked about obtaining employment as a hitman.

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He said he was looking for ajob that paid well and that he could
use his military experience and apparently addequote, what can I say? I
enjoy doing what I do, soif I could find a job that is
simmer, do it such as thisone, put me in coach. That
was his quote. I'd like tosee that resume. Police let him.

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Wow. They let him on fortwo months to make sure he wasn't joking.
A quick Google search would have toldhim that the site was fake,
but the dumbass never checked. Henever wants checked to see if the site
was fake. He said that he'dbe wanting to kill for his little as
twenty five hundred dollars, and hesaid he'd be okay with collecting trophies for

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his clients, and trophies are thingslike fingers, years you don't body parts.
Yeah, I'll be okay with that. He agreed to do it hit
this month for five thousand dollars andasked if he quote needed to take a
photo of the dead body is proof. He was arrested last Wednesday after accepting
the money. It wouldn't let mego to a fifty one year old woman

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and Detroit got arrested for the samething, trying to kill her ex husband.
She was I think she pleaded guilty, was sitting like seven to ten
years or something like that. Sothis website just it's always popping somebody.
And yet you could have googled,searched the entire time to find out if
it was real or fake. Butalways did. Always research your employers that

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you're playing for a job too,especially even written a hitman dot com.
Your dumbass, What a moron?There you go. It'll call them stupid
stories for no reason.