May 23, 2023 • 13 mins
Man went swimming in an Alligator Pond. Alligator took his arm. Also, 13 people arrested in 4 stolen cars.
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One oh seven nine KBPI and yourshow time for stupid stories. Y'all stop?
Yeah you are Stupid stories brought youbuy Chicken Man Puny Tickerman on the
way right after stupid stories. Butlet's get to it. So there's a
hospital worker posted a photo from thebreak room of the hospital. Listen,
(00:23):
how shady this place is? Peoplebe in charge two dollars to use the
microwave. Oh and and get this, if you would like a monthly pass
to use the microwave, thirty bucks. Thirty dollars to use the microwave for
a month, So if you useit every day, you can get it
(00:44):
half price if you buy the monthlyYeah. Crazy, wow, you might
as you working for a place tocharge you use the microwave. What are
you gonna charge you use the toiletnext? I mean, I would imagine
that, you know, seven toeleven, I'll let you use the microwave.
I don't know after seeing this,maybe not maybe yeah, maybe for
a fee? All right. ThePower Brands is recalling nearly half a million
(01:08):
wafflemakers because apparently it's better at burningpeople than it is batter So far,
eighty eight Koi fish have gone missingin residence in Maryland. Locals think that
there's a koi thief on the loosebecause it's happened from several different ponds,
a total of eighty eight koi fishmissing from. What kind of neighborhood are
(01:30):
you living in where a lot ofpeople have koi fish? You know,
it's like it's one thing if oneperson has, Like like, I got
a guy near me Donna painted dreams, got a really dope water out crop
and and little fall. It's real, man, I mean, this bright,
good place to relax. He's theonly person I know out near me
this got koi fish. Now therewas five other neighbors in my area had
(01:52):
koi fish. I wonder what kindof place I'm living in? All right?
Man was declared unfit to drive bypolice. This in Belgium, thirty
minutes after being convicted, and thisdude was leaving the courthouse caused a I
guess, a big accident in theparking lot of the courthouse. So cops
(02:16):
in Belgium were like, you knowwhat, he's gonna fit to drive,
and they just took his license rightthere, right there on the spot.
Can you blame him? Though?All right, this is a great video
of a Karen, apparently a Karenin California, scolds this young mum for
letting her kids drive their power wheelin some park that she's at. And
(02:36):
while the mum pushed back against theKaren. Right you hear the Karen,
listen this, she says, Well, what bothers me is you have a
little kid who doesn't have a driver'slicense driving a power wheel, a battery
operated toy. She wants kid tohave a driver's license to drive a battery
operated like Barbie jeep. Most ofthose don't have the power to push him
(03:00):
adult around in Now that's a Karen, all right. So this happened at
a college. Where's this at It'sDutch? So another one somewhere, all
right, somewhere in the Netherlands.So students apparently at this fraternity in this
college, they're under fire after photocirculator of social media showing members playing ring
(03:21):
toss with the well with the goalof getting a ring over a bottle that
was held in a strippers umm backside. Oh yeah, and what's funny is
students confirmed the authenticity of the photo. The president over student affairs his two
(03:44):
words, all right, the skythis fraternity party where they're playing ring toss,
where some lady of the pole hadthe bottle on inner backside. Sort
of speak. He says, quotehe strongly disapproves, he's quote strongly disapproves
(04:05):
of the behavior. Well there yougo, strongly disapproved. It sounds like
they send him a scantron. Howdo you feel about this? Agree,
strongly agree, strongly disagree, approved, neutral, disapprove, or strongly disapproved.
Right, it's so weird. Istrongly disapproved. That's the bubble I
(04:29):
filled in. Yeah. Yeah,it's like, uh, you see where
get bezos and his girl are gettinggetting married? I did, Yeah,
I was saying yesterday she clicked,I agree. All right. There's a
big study that looked at which animalslike it when we visit what animals get
happy when you visit the zoo?Are you aware? Did you go to
(04:49):
zoo quite often? Yeah, Julieand I there there are a few of
them where you're like, oh,those animals look sad. Some of them
look real sad. Oh man,my kids goes zoo all the time.
The happy ones, Yeah, it'sgotta be monkeys. The monkeys always seem
happy for us to be around.No, no, well, I mean
they're on the list, but numberone animal gets happy to see humans elephants
(05:12):
really, yeah, elephants love humans. That's kind of funny. You know
what's after that? Elephans are numberone, while they looked at two hundred
and fifty different species, which crazy. All right, So elephants love to
see us the most. I cansee that we feed them, I'm sure,
yeah, you know, but theydo apparently love when humans like pet
(05:34):
them, ride them and do allthat stuff. So I guess they just,
you know, very domesticated. Thoseelephants um. Next on the list,
penguins, Oh, they love tosee us. Yeah, that's always
a good stop, especially Denver Zoo. They got some good penguins. Yeah.
Next on the list an animal thatI don't know. It may be
(05:55):
happy to see you, you mightnot be happy to see it. Cheetahs.
Oh yeah, they're just licking theirchops. It's like seeing a chicken
leg in front, you know,It's like Cheeta is apparently third on the
list, and then prairie dogs.Oh, and an undown the list.
Cockatoos. Grizzly bears happy to seeus okay, followed up by polar bears.
(06:19):
Animals that don't like to see us. There we go. What are
the most of the reptiles hedgehogs,kangaroos, hater guts, don't mess up
kangaroos. Yeah yeah. The numberone animal that doesn't like seeing us,
that hates us, that doesn't wantanything to do with us, that basically
(06:42):
gets really nervous when we're around ostriches. Oh yeah, well good. I
don't like dumb either, Yeah,stupid long nick? All right, Um,
there's pretty funny story about alligators.A couple of stories, two alligators
stories in the US today, andboth of them are no good. This
one out of Port Charotte, Florida. Man in Florida lost his arm after
(07:04):
being an attacked by an alligator behindthe bar. This is where it gets
really stupid, because apparently there wasa bar and a restaurant, and apparently
this restaurant would feed this alligator.This alligator comes in about ten and a
half feet, so it's a bigalligator was almost eleven feet right, And
apparently this twenty three old man losthis arm after swimming in the pond where
(07:27):
the alligators known to be at.What a dummy. This guy who's a
patron of Bandido's Bar in Port Charlotte, Florida. Apparently this guy, he's
like, uh, what's this guy? His name Manny Hidago. He told
the news anchor he heard a manscreaming from the pond are He went outside
(07:51):
looking for him, and he wasyelling and swimming towards the shoreline. He
says, I ran and dragged himup out of the pond of the sand.
He said, I was scared toget close to the water because it
was so dark out. The manwas taken by helicopter to a hospital Fort
Myers, where his arm was amputateddue The alligator was trapped and removed.
(08:13):
It was ten and a half feetlong, and apparently this restaurant been feeding
this alligator. So people thought itwas pretty nice. And this dude was
trying to look cool and swimming thestupid pond where the alligator was. What
an idiot. But then there's theother alligator story. How about this?
So this guy in Houston. Houston, Now, Houston has been known to
(08:35):
have some alligator stories, but notlike this. The other one was Florida,
Right, Yeah, where you're expectingto see on an alligator almost right,
Houston. I used to not somuch, but imagine this guy who
arrived. Oh, let see thisguy, Cornelius greg Junior. He was
arriving home just after midnight on Sunday, pulls up in his driveway. He
(09:01):
got out, and he said,I saw the eyes of it, but
I didn't see the alligator in thelights. The alligator. Oh, it
was just a twelve hundred plus pound, eighty five year old, twelve foot
alligator. Alligators at least eighty fiveyears old. He's over twelve hundred pounds
and he's twelve feet long. Hesays, I saw his eyes. How
(09:24):
did you not see him? Hegoes, I didn't see him. I
saw his eyes. How the hellnot see a twelve foot alligator? Anyway,
After the spot of the alligator,returning home from work, so he
said, he jumped back in hisvehicle. Maybe you turned in his driveway
and the thing was gidenormous. Hesaid, I've never seen that big of
an alligator up close. They estimatethe alligator to be eighty five years old.
(09:48):
He said, I guess the trapperthat showed up there to get it.
The alligator like this could easily knockhis leg off. Oh wow,
he's a master beasts and it lookslike We see these animals pretty often.
So if you don't mess with him, he won't mess with you. Yeah,
(10:11):
right, he said. A lotof the neighbors here walk their dogs
or run or walk by, andsometimes they're looking at their phone, they're
reading bugs, whatever, And it'sjust wild to see a twelve foot alligator
stay in the middle of the walkaway like, who's next, who's a
snack? Yeah, that'll be wildman. Things you don't see in Colorado.
All right. So here's the crazieststory of the bunch. So this
is gonna take a little bit,but follow this nonsense as best you can.
(10:35):
So this happened in Maryland. Fourkids in Maryland were caught driving around
in two different stolen cars. Thishappened at the end of last week.
So they were all teenagers. There'sfour of them, right, and apparently
there were two adults with them,an eighteen year old and a twenty one
year old. Those people considered adults. What turned out that then also just
(10:58):
stolen stuff from a nearby store.So now you got four teenagers, two
adults. So the two adults gotthrown in jail as well, and the
four kids all charges juveniles. That'swhe're at so far, so that six
arrests, right, okay, allright, we're just getting started. The
kids had to get picked up becausethe kids that were technically charged as adults
(11:24):
the eighteen to twenty one year oldstate in jail. The kids that were
juveniles how to get picked up,so they had to get picked up by
a legal guardian. Well, whenthat guardian showed up, the vehicle that
she was driving had the back windowblown out of it and was reported as
stolen. This is the guardian thatpicked them up. There was also three
(11:45):
other women in the car, andthere was a guy who was driving.
So guy driving, lady of passengerseat, three other women in the back
of the car with a blown outwindow in a stolen car. Show up,
pick up the fourteen teenagers, right, not a lot of room left
for those teenagers. Actually, yeah, I don't know how they go do
that. After the three women gotdropped off, the cops tracked down that
(12:11):
car and arrested four more people insideof it. So the driver and all
three other teenagers all got arrested.Meanwhile, the three women who got dropped
off, they also got arrested.So apparently they all knew each other and
(12:31):
they were all between the ages ofthirteen and twenty one years old. I
don't know what the guardian situation is. Doesn't say about that or where their
parents were at. But in all, cops say that they were four stolen
cars Allhundays. And it's funny becausethey're being stolen all right now because there's
(12:52):
dumb social media thing about how easythe artist steals, says the officer.
But all in all, a totalof thirteen were arrested, seven juvenoles,
six adults. Wow, so itwas just like one right after another,
like who's the head of the dumbdumb group here? I don't have enough
(13:13):
handcuffs for all of them. No, go down. It's like, um,
well, I'm here in jail.This is where I'm my friends are
at. Can you arrest me?I try to steal this car. I'll
just here see my friends. Thirteenpeople at least, they all got arrested
pretty close to the police station,so they didn't have to bring out the
patty wagon, right, And I'msure the cops appreciate that. They're just
(13:33):
coming to us, right. Meanwhile, you see that car dropped out those
three women. Yeah, once youfollow that car, it's gotta busted out
window, running plate on that,Oh it's stolen. Well imagine that.
What a bunch of idiots like,man, what kind of crowd you hang
out with? All thirteen people getarrested. That is stupid. Stories falling
in reverse on the way. Agreat Chicken Man coming up, kid rocking
(13:54):
more Plus do you favorite Tuesday detailscoming up?
One oh seven nine KBPI and yourshow time for stupid stories. Y'all stop?
Yeah you are Stupid stories brought youbuy Chicken Man Puny Tickerman on the
way right after stupid stories. Butlet's get to it. So there's a
hospital worker posted a photo from thebreak room of the hospital. Listen,
(00:23):
how shady this place is? Peoplebe in charge two dollars to use the
microwave. Oh and and get this, if you would like a monthly pass
to use the microwave, thirty bucks. Thirty dollars to use the microwave for
a month, So if you useit every day, you can get it
(00:44):
half price if you buy the monthlyYeah. Crazy, wow, you might
as you working for a place tocharge you use the microwave. What are
you gonna charge you use the toiletnext? I mean, I would imagine
that, you know, seven toeleven, I'll let you use the microwave.
I don't know after seeing this,maybe not maybe yeah, maybe for
a fee? All right. ThePower Brands is recalling nearly half a million
(01:08):
wafflemakers because apparently it's better at burningpeople than it is batter So far,
eighty eight Koi fish have gone missingin residence in Maryland. Locals think that
there's a koi thief on the loosebecause it's happened from several different ponds,
a total of eighty eight koi fishmissing from. What kind of neighborhood are
(01:30):
you living in where a lot ofpeople have koi fish? You know,
it's like it's one thing if oneperson has, Like like, I got
a guy near me Donna painted dreams, got a really dope water out crop
and and little fall. It's real, man, I mean, this bright,
good place to relax. He's theonly person I know out near me
this got koi fish. Now therewas five other neighbors in my area had
(01:52):
koi fish. I wonder what kindof place I'm living in? All right?
Man was declared unfit to drive bypolice. This in Belgium, thirty
minutes after being convicted, and thisdude was leaving the courthouse caused a I
guess, a big accident in theparking lot of the courthouse. So cops
(02:16):
in Belgium were like, you knowwhat, he's gonna fit to drive,
and they just took his license rightthere, right there on the spot.
Can you blame him? Though?All right, this is a great video
of a Karen, apparently a Karenin California, scolds this young mum for
letting her kids drive their power wheelin some park that she's at. And
(02:36):
while the mum pushed back against theKaren. Right you hear the Karen,
listen this, she says, Well, what bothers me is you have a
little kid who doesn't have a driver'slicense driving a power wheel, a battery
operated toy. She wants kid tohave a driver's license to drive a battery
operated like Barbie jeep. Most ofthose don't have the power to push him
(03:00):
adult around in Now that's a Karen, all right. So this happened at
a college. Where's this at It'sDutch? So another one somewhere, all
right, somewhere in the Netherlands.So students apparently at this fraternity in this
college, they're under fire after photocirculator of social media showing members playing ring
(03:21):
toss with the well with the goalof getting a ring over a bottle that
was held in a strippers umm backside. Oh yeah, and what's funny is
students confirmed the authenticity of the photo. The president over student affairs his two
(03:44):
words, all right, the skythis fraternity party where they're playing ring toss,
where some lady of the pole hadthe bottle on inner backside. Sort
of speak. He says, quotehe strongly disapproves, he's quote strongly disapproves
(04:05):
of the behavior. Well there yougo, strongly disapproved. It sounds like
they send him a scantron. Howdo you feel about this? Agree,
strongly agree, strongly disagree, approved, neutral, disapprove, or strongly disapproved.
Right, it's so weird. Istrongly disapproved. That's the bubble I
(04:29):
filled in. Yeah. Yeah,it's like, uh, you see where
get bezos and his girl are gettinggetting married? I did, Yeah,
I was saying yesterday she clicked,I agree. All right. There's a
big study that looked at which animalslike it when we visit what animals get
happy when you visit the zoo?Are you aware? Did you go to
(04:49):
zoo quite often? Yeah, Julieand I there there are a few of
them where you're like, oh,those animals look sad. Some of them
look real sad. Oh man,my kids goes zoo all the time.
The happy ones, Yeah, it'sgotta be monkeys. The monkeys always seem
happy for us to be around.No, no, well, I mean
they're on the list, but numberone animal gets happy to see humans elephants
(05:12):
really, yeah, elephants love humans. That's kind of funny. You know
what's after that? Elephans are numberone, while they looked at two hundred
and fifty different species, which crazy. All right, So elephants love to
see us the most. I cansee that we feed them, I'm sure,
yeah, you know, but theydo apparently love when humans like pet
(05:34):
them, ride them and do allthat stuff. So I guess they just,
you know, very domesticated. Thoseelephants um. Next on the list,
penguins, Oh, they love tosee us. Yeah, that's always
a good stop, especially Denver Zoo. They got some good penguins. Yeah.
Next on the list an animal thatI don't know. It may be
(05:55):
happy to see you, you mightnot be happy to see it. Cheetahs.
Oh yeah, they're just licking theirchops. It's like seeing a chicken
leg in front, you know,It's like Cheeta is apparently third on the
list, and then prairie dogs.Oh, and an undown the list.
Cockatoos. Grizzly bears happy to seeus okay, followed up by polar bears.
(06:19):
Animals that don't like to see us. There we go. What are
the most of the reptiles hedgehogs,kangaroos, hater guts, don't mess up
kangaroos. Yeah yeah. The numberone animal that doesn't like seeing us,
that hates us, that doesn't wantanything to do with us, that basically
(06:42):
gets really nervous when we're around ostriches. Oh yeah, well good. I
don't like dumb either, Yeah,stupid long nick? All right, Um,
there's pretty funny story about alligators.A couple of stories, two alligators
stories in the US today, andboth of them are no good. This
one out of Port Charotte, Florida. Man in Florida lost his arm after
(07:04):
being an attacked by an alligator behindthe bar. This is where it gets
really stupid, because apparently there wasa bar and a restaurant, and apparently
this restaurant would feed this alligator.This alligator comes in about ten and a
half feet, so it's a bigalligator was almost eleven feet right, And
apparently this twenty three old man losthis arm after swimming in the pond where
(07:27):
the alligators known to be at.What a dummy. This guy who's a
patron of Bandido's Bar in Port Charlotte, Florida. Apparently this guy, he's
like, uh, what's this guy? His name Manny Hidago. He told
the news anchor he heard a manscreaming from the pond are He went outside
(07:51):
looking for him, and he wasyelling and swimming towards the shoreline. He
says, I ran and dragged himup out of the pond of the sand.
He said, I was scared toget close to the water because it
was so dark out. The manwas taken by helicopter to a hospital Fort
Myers, where his arm was amputateddue The alligator was trapped and removed.
(08:13):
It was ten and a half feetlong, and apparently this restaurant been feeding
this alligator. So people thought itwas pretty nice. And this dude was
trying to look cool and swimming thestupid pond where the alligator was. What
an idiot. But then there's theother alligator story. How about this?
So this guy in Houston. Houston, Now, Houston has been known to
(08:35):
have some alligator stories, but notlike this. The other one was Florida,
Right, Yeah, where you're expectingto see on an alligator almost right,
Houston. I used to not somuch, but imagine this guy who
arrived. Oh, let see thisguy, Cornelius greg Junior. He was
arriving home just after midnight on Sunday, pulls up in his driveway. He
(09:01):
got out, and he said,I saw the eyes of it, but
I didn't see the alligator in thelights. The alligator. Oh, it
was just a twelve hundred plus pound, eighty five year old, twelve foot
alligator. Alligators at least eighty fiveyears old. He's over twelve hundred pounds
and he's twelve feet long. Hesays, I saw his eyes. How
(09:24):
did you not see him? Hegoes, I didn't see him. I
saw his eyes. How the hellnot see a twelve foot alligator? Anyway,
After the spot of the alligator,returning home from work, so he
said, he jumped back in hisvehicle. Maybe you turned in his driveway
and the thing was gidenormous. Hesaid, I've never seen that big of
an alligator up close. They estimatethe alligator to be eighty five years old.
(09:48):
He said, I guess the trapperthat showed up there to get it.
The alligator like this could easily knockhis leg off. Oh wow,
he's a master beasts and it lookslike We see these animals pretty often.
So if you don't mess with him, he won't mess with you. Yeah,
(10:11):
right, he said. A lotof the neighbors here walk their dogs
or run or walk by, andsometimes they're looking at their phone, they're
reading bugs, whatever, And it'sjust wild to see a twelve foot alligator
stay in the middle of the walkaway like, who's next, who's a
snack? Yeah, that'll be wildman. Things you don't see in Colorado.
All right. So here's the crazieststory of the bunch. So this
is gonna take a little bit,but follow this nonsense as best you can.
(10:35):
So this happened in Maryland. Fourkids in Maryland were caught driving around
in two different stolen cars. Thishappened at the end of last week.
So they were all teenagers. There'sfour of them, right, and apparently
there were two adults with them,an eighteen year old and a twenty one
year old. Those people considered adults. What turned out that then also just
(10:58):
stolen stuff from a nearby store.So now you got four teenagers, two
adults. So the two adults gotthrown in jail as well, and the
four kids all charges juveniles. That'swhe're at so far, so that six
arrests, right, okay, allright, we're just getting started. The
kids had to get picked up becausethe kids that were technically charged as adults
(11:24):
the eighteen to twenty one year oldstate in jail. The kids that were
juveniles how to get picked up,so they had to get picked up by
a legal guardian. Well, whenthat guardian showed up, the vehicle that
she was driving had the back windowblown out of it and was reported as
stolen. This is the guardian thatpicked them up. There was also three
(11:45):
other women in the car, andthere was a guy who was driving.
So guy driving, lady of passengerseat, three other women in the back
of the car with a blown outwindow in a stolen car. Show up,
pick up the fourteen teenagers, right, not a lot of room left
for those teenagers. Actually, yeah, I don't know how they go do
that. After the three women gotdropped off, the cops tracked down that
(12:11):
car and arrested four more people insideof it. So the driver and all
three other teenagers all got arrested.Meanwhile, the three women who got dropped
off, they also got arrested.So apparently they all knew each other and
(12:31):
they were all between the ages ofthirteen and twenty one years old. I
don't know what the guardian situation is. Doesn't say about that or where their
parents were at. But in all, cops say that they were four stolen
cars Allhundays. And it's funny becausethey're being stolen all right now because there's
(12:52):
dumb social media thing about how easythe artist steals, says the officer.
But all in all, a totalof thirteen were arrested, seven juvenoles,
six adults. Wow, so itwas just like one right after another,
like who's the head of the dumbdumb group here? I don't have enough
(13:13):
handcuffs for all of them. No, go down. It's like, um,
well, I'm here in jail.This is where I'm my friends are
at. Can you arrest me?I try to steal this car. I'll
just here see my friends. Thirteenpeople at least, they all got arrested
pretty close to the police station,so they didn't have to bring out the
patty wagon, right, And I'msure the cops appreciate that. They're just
(13:33):
coming to us, right. Meanwhile, you see that car dropped out those
three women. Yeah, once youfollow that car, it's gotta busted out
window, running plate on that,Oh it's stolen. Well imagine that.
What a bunch of idiots like,man, what kind of crowd you hang
out with? All thirteen people getarrested. That is stupid. Stories falling
in reverse on the way. Agreat Chicken Man coming up, kid rocking
(13:54):
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