December 10, 2025 • 11 mins
Man wrecks a stolen car; tells police he was teleported into the car, and they saved him from the aliens.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories start.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Y'all, so all start. Yeah, you are stupid stories.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Brought to you by Bill Murray the band or the
musical act dude, not the Ghostbuster, but Bill Murray's coming
to town April seventeenth, twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
The filmore gotta be a hell of a show. Yep,
tickets go on.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Say all this Friday, did you know the Starbucks Starbucks
workers were on strike. There's an article here says they're
still on strike. I didn't know they're I don't go
to Starbucks, I guess, but right, but not all Starbucks
are union nice, So I don't know. If you don't
want to cross the piggy line, just go Starbucks cross Street, right,
Just there you go.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Time magazine is name.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I thought this was weird. Leonardo DiCaprio is twenty twenty
five Entertainer.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Of the Year.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Entertainer.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Huh yeah, I'm like Joe. Forget the Titanic came out
like ninety seven or something like damn whatever.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Leonardo DiCaprio likes to avoid publicity as much as possible.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I know why that is, Well, that's.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
So as well, so his girlfriends don't get cast skipping school.
Taylor Swift the news. I guess her bacheorette party is
coming together. Scoop something I'm sure you'll you'll be involved
in somehow I'm hired for. Yeah, yeah, Yeah, it's a
it's a party bus full of cats.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Scooping has to hurt him and I'm highly allergic. Hilarious.
Watch this dude swell up.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Here's the deal. We're gonna watch him swell up. We're
gonna guess what his weight is after twenty four hours.
A woman in Florida who was initially arrested for a
d uy, well, she found herself in worse trouble after
that because she apparently was trying to hide a bunch
of this sounds weird, a bunch of anti anxiety medication
(01:55):
in her Jim tell you like getting her.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
And not to be outdone.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
A schizophrenic woman was hospitalized because she freaked out thinking
that somebody was attempting to communicate with her through a refrigerator,
and she turned herself in. But here's the problem. She'd
she bought a smart fridge and she'd hooked it up,
and the person that was trying to communicate with her
(02:28):
was advertisements that were showing on her led screen on
the refrigerator that she paid it to have the service
set up for.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
So there's oh.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
She said, she just wanted this refrigerator, not knowing that
refrigerator would talk to her, so she freaked out on it,
checked herself in new clinic.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Why do you keep telling me to buy oat milk?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I'm so scared just trying to communicate with me. Can
you imagine what he freaking out on that?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Just don't get the old people the smart refrigerators. Actually,
nobody should get smart refrigerator.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
It's the dumbest thing ever. You don't need a smart refrigerator, Like,
why do you need your refrigerator to be online or
to talk to you or to play advertising or to
you know, I see that you're low on this.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Would you like me don't order that for you know,
shut up, fridge, stay out of my business.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Just be cold, right, I guess edible chocolate chip cookies
sewed under the Doey brand name have been recalled up
the FDA flag the bunch for Samonella whoopsy oops all right,
gotta be the weirdest video of the year, says so
with the title.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I guess in China, we mentioned this yesterday.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
A hoverboard riding bear attacked the zoo keeper. Now we
mentioned that briefly yesterday, but what we didn't see.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Was they try to use.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
A backboard from a basketball hoop to try to try
to separate the bear and the zoo keeper.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Oh interesting choice of Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Well, somebody was on the other side of the basketball
who like a right shield? Yeah yeah, while somebody was
nearby with a parrot that was freaking out over the
commotion of the bear and the zoo keeper fighting and
the backboard trying to get between them.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
So the parents on the dudes shoulders just freaking.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Out about what he's wants to go down with the
bear and the human and the backboard. Weird, It's gotta be.
It's a weird video, man. Yeah, I definitely encourage you
to watch it. Let's see New York. New York City
is only the third best city to celebrate New Year's Eve.
The two that ranked higher Orlando in Vegas. We were
thinking about going to Orlando, was going to Florida because
(04:48):
Puerto Rico is too expensive, right right. I did a
last meeting search yesterday for takeings to Puerto Rico because
we got hooked up on an Airbnb and when I
put in all the seventy seven hundred bucks just for the.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Flight, really and I'm like, I can't out of your mind.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
I believe Puerto Rico is one of those places that
has a big New Year's thing too. That might be
why prices never came down.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Now, I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Because last year that was one that they focused on.
It was Bad Bunnies big New Year's experience.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I'm sure yeah, with Bad Bunny there because he's Puerto rican.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
But so if they do, if that's like his annual thing,
maybe that's why Puerto Rico prices or so.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
He's friends with the dude owns the Airbnb statement and
not mentioned it. So he stated that that that dude's
one of his Airbnbs when he did that video that
gas station that he did that video app it's like
a block away.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
From this's Airbnb.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
It's crazy, all right, Let's see what else. Dude's kind
of weird. Americans just don't know how to set up
their new devices. There could have been one point four
billion hours setting up new devices over the holiday season.
That averages out to be eight half hours per adult
in the United States.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
That's crazy. Wow.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Fifty five percent of millennials are open to long distance
relationships that never go offline.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Oh, just having an internet girlfriend basically.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Yeah, that seems very unfulfilling. I mean that is just weird, man, Like,
really that's that you're good with that?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
You millennials, Man, is strange.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I'm just telling you, Uh, private transportation things, there could
be workout areas at airports.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Look, I did see Sean Duffy recommending that people do
pull ups while they're waiting for their plane.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Like, you don't need to go break down and do
a full on gym workout before you go get come along.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
That's too much.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Something I did see Ada. Now, if I flew a
lot more, I might try. But they've got the indoor
golf simulator there, which sounds perfect for a layover.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Now you know what places to stretch out, honest to God,
may not be a bad thing.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Put a full on gym free wage. You know you
don't need all that, man.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
But you know what, getting cramped up on a plane
sitting in them uncomfortable sea, I could see where you
could actually utilize a place because you know, people get stiff, man.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
You see it in the airport.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I see it because I fly every one month and
a half or so, and you see people that are
a little up in age, and when they get out
the plane, man, it's it's a rough go, you know,
or they sit for a long time.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
I see it all time, especially if you can't recline.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Yeah yeah, I mean so a place where you could
actually maybe stretch out and loosen up. Some tendons totally
see that, but full of work out to gym man
and they're getting yo man, gond, give me a spot
it calm down. Sixty four year old man, New Jersey.
He's known for playing Santa Clause over the last several years. Dude,
he just gotta rested on charges related to child pornograph
(08:00):
in a dangerous.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Come on saying.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Right, here's something kind of funny. A couple went skating
the other day and took a picture of what they
found in the ice. Now, the headline says it was
a it was a used condom that was found frozen
and ice. Now it's not clear if it was really used, right,
you can't you know, or somebody probably just put it
(08:26):
there as a prank to be honest, because that's what
pranksters do.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
But that's funny, right, you know.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Uh it was unwrapped and uh, you know, suspended out
there in ice. Organizers of the event said, quote, the
issue was dealt with promptly.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Got out there with the hair dryer and.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yes, yes, it's like I did the frog the other day.
In my eyes.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
In case you missed it, I say the I don't
know how it happened, but Monday evening there was a
frog and have it's leg was frozen on the top
layer of ice in my pond. And he was a
little bit he was a little bit out there, far
enough where I didn't want to go out and stand
on the ice. So anyway, I hacked it out with
his shovel and say, he's still.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
In my living room.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Now, all right, this is a hell of a story.
This dude crashed the stolen BMW yesterday. A Florida man
denied swiping the wheels, explaining to the cops that he
was actually teleported.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Into the vehicle. Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Investigators say that Calvin Johnson took the twenty eighteen convertible
BMW as the car's owner was walking his dog in
Orman Beach, a Centennial Park. I guess he he rummers
through the unlike BMW and found the key in the
cup holder.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Well, he took the vehicle.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Johnson drove over one hundred miles an hour crashed the
car in a single vehicle accident. Apparently passing motorists extracted
him from the total BMW. When cops arrived at the
crash scene, Johnson told him that he was teleported and
(10:11):
made a passing reference to the X men and told officers,
you saved me from the aliens.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Man. Oh, he told the officers they saved them from
the aliens. Man. I was teleporter here and y'all saved
me from the aliens. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
He was transported to a local hospital where he's placed
under guard, and he'll be transferred to the county jail
upon his release from the hospital. That's a pretty good excuse.
H Yep, dude, y'all save me. Y'all need to get
a medal in.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
The Men in Black universe. This is where Jay and
K show up at the hospital to ask some questions.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Right right, Tell him to look at the light, all right.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Twenty four year old man in Oklahoma named Dylan Redfern
has been nabbed at the robb at a liquor store
on Friday with a musket and it was a musket pistol.
It was like one of those shorties, right, uh huh,
please say these single shot percussion derringer was from the
mid eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Oh wow.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
He was arrested for first degree robbery and it was
a serious situation because he actually pointed it at people.
It says, thankfully nobody was hurt, but the damn gun
didn't even have a flint and it couldn't go off.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
It just there's no empty gun.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
It's not clear how he got it, but says he
was wearing a red hoodie and pajama pants at the time,
so he wasn't teleported.
One o seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories start.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Y'all, so all start. Yeah, you are stupid stories.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Brought to you by Bill Murray the band or the
musical act dude, not the Ghostbuster, but Bill Murray's coming
to town April seventeenth, twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
The filmore gotta be a hell of a show. Yep,
tickets go on.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Say all this Friday, did you know the Starbucks Starbucks
workers were on strike. There's an article here says they're
still on strike. I didn't know they're I don't go
to Starbucks, I guess, but right, but not all Starbucks
are union nice, So I don't know. If you don't
want to cross the piggy line, just go Starbucks cross Street, right,
Just there you go.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Time magazine is name.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I thought this was weird. Leonardo DiCaprio is twenty twenty
five Entertainer.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Of the Year.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Entertainer.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Huh yeah, I'm like Joe. Forget the Titanic came out
like ninety seven or something like damn whatever.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Leonardo DiCaprio likes to avoid publicity as much as possible.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I know why that is, Well, that's.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
So as well, so his girlfriends don't get cast skipping school.
Taylor Swift the news. I guess her bacheorette party is
coming together. Scoop something I'm sure you'll you'll be involved
in somehow I'm hired for. Yeah, yeah, Yeah, it's a
it's a party bus full of cats.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Scooping has to hurt him and I'm highly allergic. Hilarious.
Watch this dude swell up.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Here's the deal. We're gonna watch him swell up. We're
gonna guess what his weight is after twenty four hours.
A woman in Florida who was initially arrested for a
d uy, well, she found herself in worse trouble after
that because she apparently was trying to hide a bunch
of this sounds weird, a bunch of anti anxiety medication
(01:55):
in her Jim tell you like getting her.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
And not to be outdone.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
A schizophrenic woman was hospitalized because she freaked out thinking
that somebody was attempting to communicate with her through a refrigerator,
and she turned herself in. But here's the problem. She'd
she bought a smart fridge and she'd hooked it up,
and the person that was trying to communicate with her
(02:28):
was advertisements that were showing on her led screen on
the refrigerator that she paid it to have the service
set up for.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
So there's oh.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
She said, she just wanted this refrigerator, not knowing that
refrigerator would talk to her, so she freaked out on it,
checked herself in new clinic.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Why do you keep telling me to buy oat milk?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I'm so scared just trying to communicate with me. Can
you imagine what he freaking out on that?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Just don't get the old people the smart refrigerators. Actually,
nobody should get smart refrigerator.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
It's the dumbest thing ever. You don't need a smart refrigerator, Like,
why do you need your refrigerator to be online or
to talk to you or to play advertising or to
you know, I see that you're low on this.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Would you like me don't order that for you know,
shut up, fridge, stay out of my business.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Just be cold, right, I guess edible chocolate chip cookies
sewed under the Doey brand name have been recalled up
the FDA flag the bunch for Samonella whoopsy oops all right,
gotta be the weirdest video of the year, says so
with the title.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I guess in China, we mentioned this yesterday.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
A hoverboard riding bear attacked the zoo keeper. Now we
mentioned that briefly yesterday, but what we didn't see.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Was they try to use.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
A backboard from a basketball hoop to try to try
to separate the bear and the zoo keeper.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Oh interesting choice of Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Well, somebody was on the other side of the basketball
who like a right shield? Yeah yeah, while somebody was
nearby with a parrot that was freaking out over the
commotion of the bear and the zoo keeper fighting and
the backboard trying to get between them.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
So the parents on the dudes shoulders just freaking.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Out about what he's wants to go down with the
bear and the human and the backboard. Weird, It's gotta be.
It's a weird video, man. Yeah, I definitely encourage you
to watch it. Let's see New York. New York City
is only the third best city to celebrate New Year's Eve.
The two that ranked higher Orlando in Vegas. We were
thinking about going to Orlando, was going to Florida because
(04:48):
Puerto Rico is too expensive, right right. I did a
last meeting search yesterday for takeings to Puerto Rico because
we got hooked up on an Airbnb and when I
put in all the seventy seven hundred bucks just for the.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Flight, really and I'm like, I can't out of your mind.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
I believe Puerto Rico is one of those places that
has a big New Year's thing too. That might be
why prices never came down.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Now, I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Because last year that was one that they focused on.
It was Bad Bunnies big New Year's experience.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I'm sure yeah, with Bad Bunny there because he's Puerto rican.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
But so if they do, if that's like his annual thing,
maybe that's why Puerto Rico prices or so.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
He's friends with the dude owns the Airbnb statement and
not mentioned it. So he stated that that that dude's
one of his Airbnbs when he did that video that
gas station that he did that video app it's like
a block away.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
From this's Airbnb.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
It's crazy, all right, Let's see what else. Dude's kind
of weird. Americans just don't know how to set up
their new devices. There could have been one point four
billion hours setting up new devices over the holiday season.
That averages out to be eight half hours per adult
in the United States.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
That's crazy. Wow.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Fifty five percent of millennials are open to long distance
relationships that never go offline.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Oh, just having an internet girlfriend basically.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Yeah, that seems very unfulfilling. I mean that is just weird, man, Like,
really that's that you're good with that?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
You millennials, Man, is strange.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I'm just telling you, Uh, private transportation things, there could
be workout areas at airports.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Look, I did see Sean Duffy recommending that people do
pull ups while they're waiting for their plane.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Like, you don't need to go break down and do
a full on gym workout before you go get come along.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
That's too much.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Something I did see Ada. Now, if I flew a
lot more, I might try. But they've got the indoor
golf simulator there, which sounds perfect for a layover.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Now you know what places to stretch out, honest to God,
may not be a bad thing.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Put a full on gym free wage. You know you
don't need all that, man.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
But you know what, getting cramped up on a plane
sitting in them uncomfortable sea, I could see where you
could actually utilize a place because you know, people get stiff, man.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
You see it in the airport.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I see it because I fly every one month and
a half or so, and you see people that are
a little up in age, and when they get out
the plane, man, it's it's a rough go, you know,
or they sit for a long time.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
I see it all time, especially if you can't recline.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Yeah yeah, I mean so a place where you could
actually maybe stretch out and loosen up. Some tendons totally
see that, but full of work out to gym man
and they're getting yo man, gond, give me a spot
it calm down. Sixty four year old man, New Jersey.
He's known for playing Santa Clause over the last several years. Dude,
he just gotta rested on charges related to child pornograph
(08:00):
in a dangerous.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Come on saying.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Right, here's something kind of funny. A couple went skating
the other day and took a picture of what they
found in the ice. Now, the headline says it was
a it was a used condom that was found frozen
and ice. Now it's not clear if it was really used, right,
you can't you know, or somebody probably just put it
(08:26):
there as a prank to be honest, because that's what
pranksters do.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
But that's funny, right, you know.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Uh it was unwrapped and uh, you know, suspended out
there in ice. Organizers of the event said, quote, the
issue was dealt with promptly.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Got out there with the hair dryer and.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yes, yes, it's like I did the frog the other day.
In my eyes.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
In case you missed it, I say the I don't
know how it happened, but Monday evening there was a
frog and have it's leg was frozen on the top
layer of ice in my pond. And he was a
little bit he was a little bit out there, far
enough where I didn't want to go out and stand
on the ice. So anyway, I hacked it out with
his shovel and say, he's still.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
In my living room.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Now, all right, this is a hell of a story.
This dude crashed the stolen BMW yesterday. A Florida man
denied swiping the wheels, explaining to the cops that he
was actually teleported.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Into the vehicle. Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Investigators say that Calvin Johnson took the twenty eighteen convertible
BMW as the car's owner was walking his dog in
Orman Beach, a Centennial Park. I guess he he rummers
through the unlike BMW and found the key in the
cup holder.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Well, he took the vehicle.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Johnson drove over one hundred miles an hour crashed the
car in a single vehicle accident. Apparently passing motorists extracted
him from the total BMW. When cops arrived at the
crash scene, Johnson told him that he was teleported and
(10:11):
made a passing reference to the X men and told officers,
you saved me from the aliens.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Man. Oh, he told the officers they saved them from
the aliens. Man. I was teleporter here and y'all saved
me from the aliens. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
He was transported to a local hospital where he's placed
under guard, and he'll be transferred to the county jail
upon his release from the hospital. That's a pretty good excuse.
H Yep, dude, y'all save me. Y'all need to get
a medal in.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
The Men in Black universe. This is where Jay and
K show up at the hospital to ask some questions.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Right right, Tell him to look at the light, all right.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Twenty four year old man in Oklahoma named Dylan Redfern
has been nabbed at the robb at a liquor store
on Friday with a musket and it was a musket pistol.
It was like one of those shorties, right, uh huh,
please say these single shot percussion derringer was from the
mid eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Oh wow.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
He was arrested for first degree robbery and it was
a serious situation because he actually pointed it at people.
It says, thankfully nobody was hurt, but the damn gun
didn't even have a flint and it couldn't go off.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
It just there's no empty gun.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
It's not clear how he got it, but says he
was wearing a red hoodie and pajama pants at the time,
so he wasn't teleported.
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