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One O seven nine kbp I andyour show time for stupid stories. Stop
that, y'all all stop line.Yeah you are stupid stories brought you by
stealing Steel Dealers dot Com. Alright, first the follow up stories. The
crustation Dun dundun, the monster truckshaped like a lobster. So we read
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that story a couple of weeks agowhere apparently he did said jump a couple
times in the day of practice,but when he did it during the event,
his truck got hooked on a powerline, pulled down power pose that
actually landed in the crowd, soit was kind of a hectic scene.
A few people went to the hospital. Well, it's just the authorities won't
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bring charges after monster truck accident injuredspectators. Oh okay, so he gets
off scott free in his case.I wonder if the if the promotions person
of the venue gets in a littletrouble. And then our second follow up
story, this is a little bitsurprising. So if you recall about a
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year ago, there was a womanI want to say god, she was
a former Monarch casino employee who tookhalf a million dollars in cash half a
million dollars in hundos bro Wow,five hundred thousand dollars in cash in the
casino and she walked out to theparking lot and just gave it to a
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guy in a truck, which isinsane, isn't it. Oh? Yeah,
that sounds it sounds like like there'sno way she's that stupid, right,
But as as it would unfold,ended up just being a scammed.
The girl got scammed, and apparentlythe DA's decided to drop all the charges
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against that woman. And what isthe biggest casino theft in Colorado a decade?
Wow? Half a million dollars andthat girl, that lady, she
gets off scott free. Apparently theysaid they could not find ethically they can
ethically proceed with the case against theformer casino employee who did not profit from
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the theft. The half a milliondollar highest last year was the biggest casino
theft in Colorado since Gamley was legalizedin nineteen ninety one. And that money's
gone right, Yeah, they neversaw it again. No, no,
she handed five hundred grand to aguide a truck. Oh man, man,
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she thought she was doing what thebosses wanted. So there were bricks
of cash like they were in fiftythousand dollars bricks and she took him in
the middle of the night, tenbricks. Huh yeah, handing him over
a dude she never met in hertruck and she gets off scott free.
Wowow dude, man, that's justthe same. She just gave a dude
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five hundred thousand dollars in cash andthen they got by with everything. This
is sor well, she got scammedand that's all they're saying. They never
caught the people, they never likeout of the whole thing. They never
found that money. Again. Thatis game change of cash man. Crazy.
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I wonder what the casino does.Is this something that you file insurance
for or is this one of thoselike we're a casino, we're in the
business of making money. We'll justmake half a million back. I mean,
I think it's one of those thingswhere you know they do have interest
for that type stuff, and it'sjust hey, farmers, all right,
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man, we got scammed out.I have a million dollars. I can't
believe somebody do that. You onme, take ten these fifty thousand dollars
bricks, put him in a duffelbag and just walk them out. To
you. Okay, crazy, Ididn't even know that. Scare man.
Nobody gets hurt, you walk awayfive hundred grand cash, Like what,
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that's awesome. You know those dudesin the casino were like, what just
happened, son of a. Nothing'sgonna happen oceans. That's like oceans like
six before they go for the youknow, the two or three or five
million dollars jackpoty. Right, let'sjust see when we was scanned five one
hundred thousand from some un willie suspectedof you know, Colorado casino heightst man,
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they sure pulled it off. Stupidall right, next doory, how
about this, just like the nineteeneighty two film Poltergeist, some my home,
I guess homeowners in the what isthis dumbar Spring neighborhood and Tucson they
had no idea. Their homes werebuilt on top of a cemetery. Ooh,
this is crazy. So one ofthose people, a guy named Moses
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Thompson, he bought his home withtwo thousand and six. Okay, so
eighteen years ago. Yeah, hesaid, we'd only been in the house
for a few months and a sinkholeopened up in front of the house.
He thought it was a sewer linebreak. He started digging and found that
the soil was really dry, andthen he says, I found some brass
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decorations, like some diamond patterned brasspieces, and then I found a cross,
and then I hit some boards.Thompson says, so you're digging in
what was a sinkhole and you seea couple of little brass you know,
just trinkets, and then you hitlumber. You hit like a like somebody
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put something there type lumber, nota root. You hit like a board,
like a first thing in your mind. He got, think grave right
now, I'm thinking Oakland, OakIsland. I hit a treasure chest.
Okay, I can see that too. He's like, yeah, a couple
of brass things. You're like,oh, all right, buried treasure.
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I found a cross, and thenI hit some boards. He reached and
pulled out a handful of bones.When he sent a photo to his wife,
who's a pediatrician, she said thoseactually could be human bones, just
really small human bones. So Thompsoncontacted the local archaeologists and described everything he
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just found. You ready for this, okay? He was like, you
hit a human grave and your houseis built over what's known as Court Street
Cemetery. That archaeologist got him,Homer Teal, excavated the grave and found
a small child in that grave,and then underneath that grave another board.
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Oh and guess what another grave thatthat small child was buried on top of
his dad. They basically there wasanother person underneath and in that second grave
is adult male. He has hadidentical coffin hardware, which in case two
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people were buried at the same time. Oh, okay. And then they
go on described the scene and itsays Stil actually supervised the excavation of about
twenty five graves in that little culde sac. And apparently that's just a
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tip of the iceberg. Okay.Apparently according to this based on a number
of people, says I know thatwere buried there. On square footage,
each of these house lots had betweenninety and one hundred graves underneath them.
And they think that's in all thehouses in the whole subdivision. Yeah.
Apparently this Court Street cemetery spans eightcity blocks. Wow. It was Tusson's
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primary burial ground from eighteen seventy fiveto nineteen oh nine. The Sky estimates
about eight thousand people were buried there, and around nineteen oh seven, the
city agreed to pay for two newcemeteries. Closed Court Street developed the land
undertaking companies operator to dig up people'sfamily members and friends and move them.
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But there were many people who hadcome to Tucson and died or the families
didn't have any money. So abouthalf of the eight thousand people that were
buried there still there underneath the homes, the businesses, the roads, the
sidewalks, everything else. Wow,and it's legal, I guess to build
a subdivision on top of that.Well, the so apparently what happened,
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so all the people that were buriedin the Catholic half of the cemetery have
been reburied at the Holy Hope Cemetery. For the others, well, they
didn't have money when they were buried, so they're buried in like wood coffins,
and their families didn't have money moneyto move them, okay, or
they can contact anybody, So theyjust left him there. It's nineteen oh
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seven, sure, so they justleft them there, and apparently the comedy
said that they moved them all andthey just build homes and whatever right on
top of them. Ooh, thatis creepy. And I'm guessing they didn't
ask the burning question. Are thehouses haunted? I mean, it doesn't
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say any homes are haunted in thestory, so I'm assuming not. But
maybe you just gave him a reasonto get haunted. I feel like it'd
be hard to sell that house now, Yeah, yeah, that you have
to disclose. Oh yeah, we'reon top of a burial ground. It's
like the worst carfax ever. Likewhat I mean, you didn't know that
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when you bought the home in twothousand and seven, But all of a
sudden, your property values are worthhalf of what they used to be because
you buried on the top of bunchof dead people. Oh yeah, that's
that's no point. Actually, nowthat you put it that way, maybe
that's what Colorado needs. What somemore houses built on burial grounds trop real
estate prices? Right right? Youknew what we need around here at an
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extraordinarily large cemetery, first time homebuyer, I got the spot for you.
Yeah, I wonder why these lotsare so cheap? Having a clue,
all right, One Florida man,It's OK. A sibling dispute well
to a dirty level. Dami incase, and was arrested after he reportedly
flung a feast he's philed diaper athis brother during an argument at their Florida
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home. Oh that's his nancy.He was arrested for domestic battery. According
to Affidata, the eighteen year oldstinker butted heads with his sibling over an
ongoing domestic dispute. The police said, what case. Police say it was
paralyzed but able to use up herbody as accused of damage walls inside home.
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After the argument with his brother,he allegedly displayed aggressive behavior towards his
sibling. An unarmed witness case inthe duty through the diaper rat unarmed,
that's funny, the victim were.They were able to remove the perpetrator from
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the home. Apparently that's when hewhipped off his full diaper. So this
guy's paralyzed. Die. Yeah,he's eighteen. He's paralyzed, but as
use of his upper body. Theygot him outside the house. That's where
he took off his completely full diaper, oh, which was drenched in both
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the pooh and to p and hethrew it at his brother. Oh Rimmans
said the story. Ribmands of thediaper were seen on the front porch and
on the stomach, shoulder and neckof the victim. Oh, he was
arrested taking it into custody. Iwant to see what he's charged with.
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All right, he faces a misimetercount for the foul stunt. That's pretty
funny. That's just next level dirty. Like all right, here goes super
speed, right for the superspeeder.Oh yeah, superspeed. According to Sandy
Springs, officials spotted a twenty twentythree Cadillac CTSB traveling at a hundred in
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forty three miles an hour in asixty five mile hour zone. The driver,
whose age and identity were not released, all he was charged with super
speeding, super speeding, super speeding, and reckless driving. Georgia Department of
Driver's Services states aid super speeders aredriver's ticket for traveling seventy five miles an
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hour or faster on a two laneroad or eighty five miles per hour faster
on other roads or highways. Said, we want to remind everybody that's speeding
and reckless driving will not be tallrated. To Sandy Springs, that super
speeder, that car, Is thatthe same thing that you have CTSV?
Yeah? Yeah, does yours doone forty five easily easy? Okay,
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Bah, still having a jobe thismorning because going up north after the show
today, so you might need it. I'm minus seen one hundo today on
the way in the world. Thirtyone year old Michigan man facing multiple felonies.
Oh oh, this is the woman, dude, this is an ex
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that's how crazy as X is.Thirty one year old woman in Michigan facing
multiple felony charges as she set herex boyfriend's home on fire last week,
killing his disabled mom and injuring hisuncle and the uncle's fiancee. The ex
boyfriend he went even over the time. Oh Cinnamon Charmagne Rick Maiden was taking
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in custody on Tuesday, charge toone count each a murder, assault with
intended murder and arson and the firethat killed a fifty three year old Tina
d'Oro. Let's see about eleven seventeenpm on Monday, June third, this
Cinnamon lady goes goes to the housewhere she poured an accelerate on the front
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porch of the victim's home. Membersof the Detroit Fire Department and the Hamtrak
Fire Department responded to the scene extinguishedthe fire. It says she wanted to
make her ex boyfriend quote feel herpain, which she was able to do
by you know, killing his disabledmom. Sure a knight of the fire.
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Cinnamon used seventy five cents worth ofgas to douse a couch on the
front porch, and she lit iton fire, and that couch apparently lit
the home on fire. Apparently.Her defense attorney argued that she was only
starting the fire in the attempt todamage property and believe the house was empty
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when she started the fire. That'shis excuse. He's like, hey,
man, she just wanted to damagehis property. She straight doused the couch
of gasoleene and lit it on fire. She wanted to do more than damage
it. Like what but that's astretch for a lawyer there. Yeah,
no, she's look them intensions wereinnocent. They hell they were. Can
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you imagine arguing for the it wasintentions like she only wanted the damage the
ropery shut up. I think that'swhat gets you dropped from murder to manslaughter
or something like that little lesser chargewhatever will you charge this guy with?
Texas man? Apparently, um he'suh, well, a kilt wearing Texas
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man. I should tell you somethingright there, kilt wearing Texas man plead
guilty of taking merchandise from antique storesand shoving the items up his brecked them.
I'm just reading the story, okay, Yet before here it gets worse.
And wait there's more. Apparently shovingitems up as wrecked them before returning
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them to their display shells. Ohoh, Durham. His name is Mitchell
vest He's sixty. He copped thecriminal mischief in connection with well several incidents
earlier this year. Part of theplea deal is this six foot six,
two hundred and fifty pound man wassentenced to twelve months probation. He's the
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first time offender. He completes hisprobationary term. Wow, this misdemeanor conviction
will be wiped from his record.You're telling me this dude just got a
year of probation and that's all they'regonna charge him with, and all of
that might be wiped from his record. Some needs to be wiped, that's
for sure. He's taking these itemsand shoving him in his booty. Something
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tells me he's not gonna stay cleanfor a year though. According to police.
Michael Vest visited one store in placethe makeup brush and the restoration of
hardware handle it is before placing theback of the shelf for display, and
another business called the Curiosity Curiosity Shop. Vest took an antique bottle of ofner
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and in a tobacco tent can Holymoly cuz and he plays them and is
before returning the items to the shelves. The first shop, those sounded pretty
tame. Not not that I woulddo either of those, but that second
one. These items are getting bigger. Yeah, I'm like, wait,
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wait, a tobacco tit can likelike you know, your skull can hail?
No, what the In both ofthese instances, these soiled merchandise valued
it over two hundred dollars had tobe thrown away. Doo doo you know
what? All over it? Dotoo, do do do doo doo dooo
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do all over it. Since hisrest, Vest seen in actional Savans Phutto
at the top, has been freeon one hundred dollars bond dollars. Vest
and his wife owned a six hundredthousand dollars home in the Woodlands area,
Houston suburb. I mean, Idon't know why they had include that or
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whatever. It's just a well,it's pretty embarrassing, I say, for
him, right, I mean Iwould imagine all the shops in that area
now have a no Kilts clause orno Michael clause. I mean, look,
you gotta be a little off therocket to wear it killed around anyway,
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especially with just would you know,just freeballing it and this guy is
just going around Just who does that? Man? What? What? What
kind of human like people are weird? Man? And Louke Just to reminder,
washed your hands. Haven't touch anything, kids, Wash your hands.
What the hell is going on?Man? There you go, stupid stories
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just hey, you know what,I might put that in my butt,
Like who thinks like that?