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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories. Yeah all stop, Yeah you are stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
But you buy the Denver Broncos who have a game
on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Isn't that crazy? It's a what was it?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
San Francisco forty nine ers.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
At in San Francisco. Right, we'll definitely be hearing about
it here, right, Uh wild, it's already here, man crazy. Uh,
let's see some quick headlines. Nearly one in four US
adults now serving as a caregiver. Oh, it means Joe
Biden's not alone. There's a lot of that's It seems
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like a lot of caregivers. McDonald's unveiled an adult happy meal.
I've not seen it, but I hope the god has
got like a shot of whiskey in or something.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Three thousand Boeing workers went on strike. I guess this
news as management left the door open for negotiations. I'm like, technically,
door probably fell off, right, but I'm sure you get
the point, but probably fell off. Let's see Chilis is
selling cowboy boots made from the material used in their booths.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Oh, Vinyl, huh.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Is that an incentive? I don't know. I don't know.
On a side note, Army's the sun roast beef made
of old cowboy boots. So there's that. It's National root
beer float Day. Oh okay, that's good news. This probably isn't.
Small Batch ice Cream Company in New York released a
limited number of hm hm of pints of ice cream
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the flavor Scoop Breast Milk Flavor.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Oh no, yeah, who who does this?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Who thinks this is a good idea? Who's out? They're like,
you know what, I really need breast milk ice cream?
If that's you, you're wrong. You need to finally eight ounced,
like eight pounds ten ounces of baby Jesus. You need
you need a therapist, you need somebody to talk like,
who wants breast milk ice cream? Whoever that is, go
talk to somebody. Call your dad and tell them you're sorry.
I know that's weird. Man.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Do they say where this breast milk is coming from?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Breast scoop breast?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Is it all one woman? Or is it is there
a group of whats?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Does it matter?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I'm just wondering how limited this this release is. I mean,
if it's just one woman's worth, can't be that big
of her.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
You know she's a big in two. You know they
got big. There's some there's some beginns out back and
they're just lined up with the milk line. Bro. Look,
who ever thought of that idea? Don't just don't stop.
That's a man in UK try to carjack please with
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a gun made a brown paper bag. Oh that's not
a gun. This is a gun. He imagine trying to
hijake a cop car with a brown paper bag gun.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Oh, he got his ass kick.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Catholic priests in North Carolina was arrested at his church
for soliciting prostitution in the church. I don't know. I
think this is where they busted him at.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Oh okay, it wasn't like. The church is on the
corner of Colfax on something and right bookers are walking
by all day long and he's just like, hey, come here.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Right right, you know, Blondie there in a corner of
walk and don't walk now, but you come over here. Anyway,
Dolly would have been named the number one amusement park
in the United States over Disney and Universal.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Really yeah, any reasoning why at Disney, any reasoning why?
I don't know, Because we love Dolly so much.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I don't work a chip advisor. I'm just reading facts.
I think it's awesome. This is not awesome. A woman
in La she got an eight thousand dollars parking bill
out there visiting a local hospital. She was only at
the hospital forty five minutes. Wow, who know her receipt
from the parking machine. It's one of them AI systems
or whatever. It said her license plate. Well, had been
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parked there for three years, and she's like three years,
I've been here for forty five minutes. The parking company
didn't believe her initially, so she had to, you know,
go in and get letters and videos all that stuff,
and finally they offered a refund. I imagine eight thousand
dollars parking bill. I'll lose my mind. Here's something kind
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of odd. How many products for humans does Petco sell?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Oh? For humans? M hm hm, you know walking through
I don't know if I feel like they got soda
pops there, so maybe a handful of things.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Petco now has more than a thousand products a humans. Oh,
who's got who trained? Eighty eight percent of people say
they give a one star rating to an Airbnb with
a mouse all right, I don't know that's hard to
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control mice man. I mean, you could try the efforts
what counts, but sometimes man out in the middle of nowhere,
it's just hard.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I guess that depends on where the airbnb is.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
How about this forget a mouse. Somebody on TikTok had
to get a Raby shot after encountering in a bat
at a home goods store. That sounds like more of
a more than an encounter. You got to get Raby
shots cause you quote encountered the bat. That doesn't sound
like an encounter. That sounds like you got your ass
bit because why else if you touch one it'd be
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one thing. You don't need Raby shots if you touched one, right,
But look, if there was blood and you know you
got attacked by one, that's not a counter that's an attack.
There's the difference.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
You're talking about a home goods which.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Is, yeah, not known for having bats. Right, home goods
store I used to go to doesn't have a bell tower,
I'm not sure, pulled up a blanket and there was
a bat. I don't know. All right, there's a oh,
somebody got a nasty video. This This actually is real.
I thought it was fake it first and so the
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Atlanta Airport and there's dirty water dripping down from above
and then the whole season collapses because it's full of
pooh water ooh at the Atlanta Airport.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Did he get anybody?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Oh? It's yeah. The people that are there looking at
like what is What if you're in the bathroom and
there's brown water leaking anywhere, just assume that it's.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
You know, right, I just you get out of there.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah, you'll just stand to look at it? What's just
stand here and google over what's gonna happen here? Get look?
What do you think is gonna happen? I don't know, Man,
looks like it's sagging spree of airports. Denver International Airport
hates US all right, maybe hates a strong word, but
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they definitely take an advantage of US DIA. Denver International
Airport is issued six thousand, eight hundred and fifty eight
tickets for expired license plates this year. And the it's
just August six, man, not even a full year.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Huh no, and.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
They've done freaking seven thousand tickets. More than thirty eight
thousand tickets citywide have been issued this year for expired plates.
Here's the rub, though, You Imagine you get home from
like a vacation and you get a big ass fine
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for a expired tag, Like, oh you talk about swoon
that there's what they call an unexpected financial penalty. Uh yeah,
having a big old ticket on your windshield for expired tags.
That sucks anyway. Denver Police Department they target airport parking
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and transportation lots and if you're in there with expired tag,
they're looking for you.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Last year they averaged about one thousand tags a month
that they wrote tickets for.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
So if you're going to the airport and you haven't
renewed your tags, you might want to rethink going to
the airport.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Look, here's why you always pull in backwards. Just pulling backwards.
You could have expired tag, but you got to outsmart them. Man,
pull in backwards and hopefully you don't have a forward tag,
just saying all right, So here's something that gen extras
are going to be a little I don't know, Scoop,
(09:01):
you're a gen xer, did you ever try well this
for calling in So for me as a gen xer,
my belief, my thought process, my theory, if you will,
is what's a sick day like you don't call him sick. Like,
here's the deal. If you're calling in sick, the only
good excuse to call in sick is if you're either
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A about to die or B you call into work
because you got more work or different work, you know, like,
but to call in sick to take a vacation today,
because this is what gen zs are doing. Lay's example,
this boss, this corporate guy says corporate world is not
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ready for gen Z now. He said that, ultimately approving
this request for time off. Although I'm not sure if
you had a chance. He got this email from his
gen Z employee, quote, feeling a bit overwhelm with all
the work. My energy feels a little off, so not
getting that vibe. She's this woman who emailed her boss.
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She said that she'd be out July twenty eighth to
the thirtieth and ended it with quote, we'll talk soon bye.
The twenty eighth was a Monday, so she basically took
the twenty eight to the thirty. She basically took Monday, Tuesday,
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and Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Off because she wasn't feeling the vibe.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yeah, because her quote energy was off, So energy is
off is now in the eyes of gen Zers a
valid excuse to call out work. Uh okay. I didn't
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know that was an option. My energy being off, that
wasn't like a thing that I could use as a
for me in my mind, as a way to get
off of work. They they're saying it's like a mental
health day, mental health day. It's like, uh, oh okay,
And I think this dude is right. Corporate world is
not ready for gen zs or maybe the other way around.
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Gen Z is not ready for the corporate world. What's
your thoughts on it?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Sure? Why not? Does it say what kind of work
it is?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
No?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
How important?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Said for the boss said it was a last minute request,
not even a request. She just sort of told her
boss that it was happening. Said that my energy feels
off and you know, basically a feeling a bit overwhelmed.
She goes on that my energy is is off, feeling
a bit overwhelmed with all the work and both bah.
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She goes on with with the rest of that line.
But I don't know, I feel like my energy being
off is not a valid reason to take off work.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I think it depends on how crucial her role is
to this whole operation. Like if it's work. If it's
work that she can easily get done on Thursday and
Friday after she gets back, I got no problems with it.
But if it's like something that has to be done
on Wednesday, like if it's you know, highly necessary, that
she's their different story. But if she's just you know,
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she's just a part timer, that's.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Well, I mean, it doesn't read like it's a part timer.
Readson like she's salary. But I mean, I don't know,
maybe it's part time. I don't know that it would
be a story if it was a part time job, though,
because you're not expected to be this reads like she's
expected to be there.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
To me, it seems like a weird excuse to take
off work. But I'm from an older school vibe where
I just you know, take off work, sick day. What huh?
What is that you don't take off work?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
I was just thinking, like if it was one of
our promotions girls, and you know, they could call winners
on sure Thursday instead of Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I guess the non relevant positions at least to the
daily functionality, maybe not, but that and that I don't
know if you do that once I feel like you're
gonna do that a lot, you know, and that's just
open the door to you know, a lot of that,
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you know what. I just don't feel. I guess what.
I'm sure my mom is a teacher. She hated going
into work sometimes. I'm sure there's dudes that are heading
to work doing construction right now that probably don't feel
necessarily right, probably didn't get a good nine in sleep,
probably tired as hell, just grinding right. Met some dudes
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the other day from Fior and Sons. I bet those
dudes there out early, just getting it. I bet some
of those guys feel like their energy is a little
bit off. But I also bet those dudes still show
up to work. To me, your energy being off, I
mean maybe if you're, like you said, a promotion person
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here is one thing. But if you're that dude running
that excavator, or if you're that dude in the office
is critical to the team, and the team loses productivity
in some former fashion. Because that's what I would feel
if I took god work, well, the six people listen
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are missing out. They need exceptional mediocre radio, and I'm
just the man to provide it. No, I feel like
that's a that's a crapy excuse, But I don't Maybe
it's something that flies nowadays. Maybe maybe I'm just old
school man. Maybe I'm just old school. All right, this
hab it a Pennsylvania, A cat named egor, all right,
you know, right out the gate if he's named Igor,
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especially with this last name.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Of the.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Dz h U m A E v E. You try
mazuve mazave. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Once you've got a D and a Z together, that's
a d z.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
In an hs together, which one silent a moe. Anyway,
he uh, he got busted, so they arrested him for
public junkeness, carrying prohibitive weaponry, fighting, issuing terroristic threats at
a bar. It happened when this bar management asked two
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individuals to leave the premises quote, due to intoxication and
becoming argumentative. Yeah, they wanted to throw down ye at
a approximately eleven oh three. Management reported to the police
that one of the individuals, identified as Igor, had to
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return to the property with a machete in his right
hand and a nail gun in his left hand. All right,
if you had to fight, somebody would join the fight.
Somebody with a machete or a nail gun.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Oh. You know, I played a lot of quake in
the day, and the nail gun was an essential weapon
for that. So I'm not I'm not messing with anybody
with a nail gun a machete. You got a little
bit of a reach advantage with a.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Machete, But if a machete, yeah, that's exactly so you
dip out out of reach and you come in real
quick because it's easier to get him inside. But a
nail gun oof, man, I do not want to get
thumped with a nail gun. Man. I'm like, oh, uh
uh uh, nope, none of that. Anyway, he was racked
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with all kinds of charges. They say he's taking a custody.
You appear to be intoxicated. You got a machete in
your right hand and a nail gun in your left. Yeah, bro,
you intoxicated. Uh. And lastly, there's something going on in
WNBA games. We're not saying we hope it becomes a trend,
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but between between us, I hope have come to trim
and this would be so awesome. So people are throwing
dialdos on the courts of w NBA games. So and
there's there's enough of these happening where there's now betting
nods on whether or not a deal though, is gonna
get thrown on the court. Oh that's great. I know
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there's a feminist out there that's just you know, just
mad as hell at me for saying so. But that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
The betting is actually on the color of it.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Yeah, the last couple have been green.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
They've all been green so far. Okay, three for three green?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
All right. There's another story here that happened during a
Liberty game. Look, Sophia Cunningham player, She's like, y'all just
not funny. You take us seriously, man, that's funny. It's funny,
But that's hilarious. That's like that would make a Will
Ferrell movie.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
What's been hilarious is the different headlines that they've done.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
They're they've got names for y'all, Like dildo Gate. They
called it that on the news.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
The one headline said a dildo buzzed her ankle?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Where else? Come on, man, that is hilarious.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Look, for the first time ever, I've I've I'm hoping
that Denver has a w NBA team.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Man, is there a better reason to go to a
w NBA game than the chance of, you know, a
lovely phallic caressing the court. Whoa, it's a blue one.
Did somebody throw the black one? Oh? Man? The black
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one is so big you just pass it down.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
So I'm not sure which of the first two, but
one of the guys got a for it. I did
not hear if if the third one ended in an arrest?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
What if it's a girl question? It does beg the quit.
How are these guys getting him into the venue. Come on, y'all,
that's funny. I'm just saying that's awesome, all right. I
know it's wrong. I know it's wrong. Whatever, it's funny.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
It doesn't have to happen only at w NBA games.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Look, look, look, if you're female and you're mad about that,
here's what you do. Simple. You go to CVS, You
go to Walgreens, get you a big old box of condoms.
Huk him out in the next NBA game, same thing,
all right, it's even call it even