All Episodes

October 17, 2025 • 13 mins
Phoenix Authorities are urging people to "Stop Licking Toads"
Mark as Played
Transcript

Episode Transcript

Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine KBP I and your show time
for stupid stories.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop y'all all stop. Yeah you are stupid stories.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Brought to you by Steel on Steel Dealers dot Com. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
So apparently Sydney Swingey brust her cleavage during the makeupatorial
and that became news. I say that because I'm reading
the headline right now, and I'm like, well, yeah, you're
doing it right now.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
You are the news.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
You're damn And you know what though, that's I feel
like that's news. Where all right?

Speaker 3 (00:35):
So this eighty year old woman, she's a grandmother, became
the oldest woman to finish the Ironman World Championship. I mean, damn,
that's you know, that's where you swim a couple of miles,
you run several miles, you bike several miles.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Eighty that's proud.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Centrum Silver is like it's half meth. It's like forty
six percent cocaine something.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
It's like a thing.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Though.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
A rundown of travel trends for twenty six Apparently what's
big coming up is revisiting childhood vacations. Seventy three percent
of travelers are drawn to trips to connect with their past.
Eighty two percent of younger travelers can't wait to return
to childhood favorites.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Okay, any childhood.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Destination you're a big fan of, would let to go
back to?

Speaker 1 (01:28):
No, not particularly, but my parents and I did like
doing road trips, so I think I would like to
do just a basic road trip.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Okay. I would like to go to King's Island. It
was like the best in my mind. It was like
the greatest amusement party ever.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah, it was awesome. When's the last time you've been, Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
God, probably fifteen twenty years.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Okay, because I'd hate for you to go back and
tarnish all the old.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
I know me too, but I like to go there.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Just my name's card in the beast, But I think
that'd be Yeah, that would be a blast, unless it sucked.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Apparently there it's a thing.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
It's a thing, all right.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Here's the thing of thirty five year old woman Afforta.
She got charged with battery after a physical altercation with
her boyfriend. Apparently she scratched and punched him in the.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
And look, some people pay for that, blacks man.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
You just need to find the right partner, dude.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
There's a time and the place just accept it to
go with it, might like it. Thirty two ye old
woman Afforto was accused of foster report of crime. She said, dude,
this was evil too. I saw this yesterday. She said
she was sexually assaulted by a dude and she had photos.
She gave police an image that she created on chat

(02:56):
GPT with the guy like physically, you know, having a
physical altercation with her and it was all it was
all AI. Oh oooh man, so be very careful about that.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Have you seen that challenge where kids are doing the
AI and they're putting strangers in their house and then
sending it to their parents. Yeah, there's a weird Yeah, insane, man, kids,
stop torturing your parents. Oh my god, I can't tell
the difference.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yeah, that's not Look, that ain't cool.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
That's not cool.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Not cool.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
I'm gonna come home and fit.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
The rider is going to do that to you. Oh god.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Let's see police in say the Massachusetts are warning residence
about a.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Well this is this is similar.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
It's the same story warning residence about a viral TikTok
prank that use artificial tongs create fake images of people
attempting to break into homes. So they're showing people trying
to get into homes, uh, through the windows, through the
doors and all the stuff, and then send it to people.
That's uh, you dirty little bastards. A real Halloween mask group,

(04:04):
not an AI created group, apparently terrorized the family of
Virginia paying the doors, making threats trying to break in.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
That would be horrifying. But to me, if you did
that at.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
My house, I just shoot you, right.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh yeah, I just get gone and shoot him.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Yeah, knocking on my door trying to get I'm you're
definitely gonna get shot.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
If it looks like the Purge is showing up at
my door.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Yeah, okay, Well hold on, I got something for y'all too,
trick or tree.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah, look, you wouldn't be terrorizing me for long. I'd
just be like, yo, namember one.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Watch emergency as like four dead mask people out in
front porch, a liwar that thought a zoom call with
a judge was over.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
That can't be good.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Right When the headline starts like that, everybody's like, uh, oh.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
It never makes news because they rescued a cat out
of the tree still on the zoom call.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah, well he called this female judge a profane phrase
then involved the.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
And the C word.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
The call was still connected and she heard it and
told him she was still on the call.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
I'm still here.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Oh that was suck.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
A young woman went viral on Russian social media I
after claiming that she underwent the procedure to change her
eye color during her pregnancy so her baby would be
born with a new eye color.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Oh lady, that's not how it works.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
That's creepish. Did you know everybody with blue eyes can
be traced back ten thousand years to one dude, one
ancestor everybody blue eyes?

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Crazy?

Speaker 3 (05:45):
But yeah, man, changing it during your pregnancy to get
your baby some weird creepy eye cul's that's that's wild.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Man's probably something you should mess.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
With, right, Did you tell the doctor this before you
were getting this done? Uh?

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Huh he okay it uh.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Ben's original is this year to recall for three of
its rice products sold on Amazon, in Target and HGB
A few other retailers do do do Apparently the presence
of stones in the rice. Oh oh damn crunchy rice
no matter how long you cook it.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
That's just rude. Ben's original, Like, where's the mixup?

Speaker 3 (06:24):
That you get stones. At what point in the procedure
can you not determine that there is gravel in your product?
Says a lot about quality controlled.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Uncle Ben's Oh, it gets out of it the very
last step.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Oh yeah, this one we put the rocks in.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
H that's uh, that seems a little disturbing to me.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
I don't know. Uh.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Volunteers, see, look, here's the difference between cats and dogs.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yet another key difference.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
This story afterday about how it's healthy to have a dog.
Don't get those stories about cats. Volunteers spit day trying
to rescue a straight cat that was stuck on a roof.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
They set up human traps, they put up ramps.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Then somebody apparently spooped this cat, and the damn cat
jumped thirty feet off the roof of the building and
then red off.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Not stuck at all, Not stuck at all.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
A cat jumps thirty feet off a building. How many
times is that the cat's body height? It's gotta be
three hundred cats. So yeah, a cat is the most sinister, evil,
terrorizing little animal on earth. What why are you trying
to have that as a house open? It jumped thirty
feet off a roof and it ran off.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Don't try to rescue a cat. It knows what it's doing.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Yeah, man, that cat's gonna be fine. It's up there
waiting to jump on a bird. This happened in Panela's Park, Florida.
Video catcher the neighbor a neighbor apparently running through this
neighborhood well, walking through yard, exposing himself butt ass naked.
One neighbor says, I was asleep the doorbell rang. I

(08:08):
hits the door, and well open the door and there's
a guy standing there completely naked, start naked.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
He just ran off.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
He supposed to run before they opened the door. I
know what is kind of funny like.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
He imagine the two in the morning, that'd be pretty alarming.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Honey, who is it?

Speaker 2 (08:26):
I don't even I don't know.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
I guess he went to another neighbors through a pot
of plants at some guy's truck window, tore off lights
from the front of this guy's house. Surveillance videos shows
this guy, Joshua Garrison, running through different neighbors. Is that
another neighbor's house? Tim Richardson Apparently Garrison listen to this description.

(08:53):
He ran in my backyard and touched himself in a
sexual manner. He said he went my shed, grabbed an axe,
came back to the porch. Don't know why it didn't
use it, just left it there. And apparently the next
neighbor had videos. A lot of neighbors had video. They
added that the man jumped over a six foot tall

(09:14):
privacy fence using a wood pile, and then helped himself
the several drinks from the outdoor refrigerator, a bottle of beer,
can of soda, took it in the backyard and ran off.
Please say he's now facing charge of burglary, criminal mischief,
lou behavior more just wild a niked neighbor running through
the set division.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Look, I guess look, streaking used to be a thing.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
I've streaked.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
We have friends that did it on theirs.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
It used to be a thing. Probably can't get by
with that now. He's almost everybody has a ring doorbell.
It's crazy similar.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
And look, knocking on people's door and giving him the
old dingling dance is not something you probably need to
be doing nowadays, all right, Poison and show officials worn
of toxic toads and mushrooms after a serious phoenix rainfall
recent unreasonable hetty called unreasonable unreasonable rainfall in the valley

(10:12):
is bringing rarely seen toads and mushrooms to backyards and parks.
The director of Poison Control and Drug Informason Center said
some people have been licking Sonoran desert toads, also known
as Colorado River toads, and yeah, I guess they do

(10:32):
get high, but it can result in illness and if
you lick this toad too much, apparently death.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Oh I'm not not.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
So.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Arizona's where those toads come from. Huh. I guess man?

Speaker 3 (10:50):
The uh? The Colorado River toad excretes a neurotoxin that
contains I got some equation here, it's a psycho.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
The compound.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
The toad toxin says that in bigger doses can be
fatal to humans and pets.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Now, now when they say larger doses, were talking five licks,
apparently three licks.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
They've even seen.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Apparently this German shepherd survive licking one of the toads
a few times. But it looks like it's crucial for
petting counters too. I love that the dog is just like, oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
That's some good toad, right.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
You imagine just being that toad. Everybody loves me.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Apparently, when you lick it too often, their tongue gets
swelled up, and yeah, all comes, bad stuff happens.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Apparently the same thing with mushrooms.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
Mushroom has been a period in people's in people's yards
and parks, and apparently they warn people not to touch
mushrooms growing in yards and lawns because some specific mushroom
growing down there it can cause severe stomach.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Problems if you touch it.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Oh, all right, some wicked mushrooms and wild toads out there.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Sounds like a good lunch, dude.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Well, I don't know about the severe stomach problems, but
maybe a little lick.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Maybe it was Cheryl, imagine just find a random front. Yo.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
You lick it, man, I'm not licking at you. Lick it, man,
you lick it. I'm gonna watch what happens to you.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Sounds like an app. We need to develop it, right, Just.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Lick all of them. Might have one turn into a
prince with might trip balls on.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
The other one.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
All right.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
The high school teachers find a police support after a
student stole a fairly valuable Hello Kitty Funko pop figured
from her desk.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
How fairly valuable.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
She's upset that it was.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
A gift from a third grade student six years ago
who's spent their own money on the doll because they.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Knew she was a huge fan of Hello Kitty. Anyway,
the student stole it. It's now worth.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
In the story, they say it goes up to three
hundred dollars, and the teacher is bummed because it's probably
already been sold or offloaded somewhere. The teacher says she's
still holding out hope that some student does the right
thing and returns it, because regardless, she says, there will

(13:28):
be consequences.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
So there you have it.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Stupid story, pretty funny stuff.
Advertise With Us

Popular Podcasts

CrimeLess: Hillbilly Heist

CrimeLess: Hillbilly Heist

It’s 1996 in rural North Carolina, and an oddball crew makes history when they pull off America’s third largest cash heist. But it’s all downhill from there. Join host Johnny Knoxville as he unspools a wild and woolly tale about a group of regular ‘ol folks who risked it all for a chance at a better life. CrimeLess: Hillbilly Heist answers the question: what would you do with 17.3 million dollars? The answer includes diamond rings, mansions, velvet Elvis paintings, plus a run for the border, murder-for-hire-plots, and FBI busts.

Crime Junkie

Crime Junkie

Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by audiochuck Media Company.

Stuff You Should Know

Stuff You Should Know

If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.

Music, radio and podcasts, all free. Listen online or download the iHeart App.

Connect

© 2025 iHeartMedia, Inc.