Please don't go to Mexico for Cheap Liposuction

Please don't go to Mexico for Cheap Liposuction

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One oh seven nine KBPI and yourshow time for stupid stories. Yeah,
you are stupid stories brought to youby um M, the Casa Casabanita.
They just had the parking lot repavedand and um apparently they had the parking

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lot repaved. Oh what was theother sign we saw there? There was
a yesterday they sent out a thingan email that said, hey, if
you want to find out when we'reopening, sign up now right right,
So Scoop and I are, SoToday's what Thursday? Scoop and I are
guessing at some point today, say, i'd say, just in time for

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the before the media can can runnews at like four four or five.
I imagine some time later today we'regonna get an announcement that freaking Casa Bonita
is gonna be open tomorrow, andthen watch it just boom mushing side from
there, whether it's open for lunchor maybe they'll say three o'clock or something

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like that. But our guest istomorrow. Yeah, they'll give enough time
people start lining up, getting allCraig crazy with it, the news to
show up. But I'm imagining todaywe're gonna get announced and that says,
hey, we're open tomorrow and man, it is gonna blow up. But
this is all just speculation. Right. If it doesn't happen, don't be

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mad at us because you waited inLaurne overnight. Na go for it.
I'll get there now. Because youknow what, we've been wrong like twice,
well I didn't even know. Technicallywe call that wrong mistaken. We've
been mistaken twice. That's it.So anyway, all right, let's get
to it. Oh, you know, stupid stories. You just saiver.
Know what you're gonna get, man, some good, some bad, some

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sad, some rad. For example, here you go Wendy's. Wendy's work
on a new pickup system for apporders, which would deliver your food from
their kitchen underground and out to akiosk at the parking spot. So if
you're driving or picking up food,you just show up. It's got a
little kiosks there, and it's like, um, you know how banks shuttle
back and forth money or whatever.It's kind of like that, but for

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your food. I'm imagining almost likea Sonic but with those bank teller very
systems to it, right, that'dbe kind of cool. Yeah, I'm
up proger in that way, right. There's a teacher in Kentucky was well,
they were suspended after allowing a studenta dressed to remember the KKK for
a history project. You gotta yougotta know when enough is enough, man

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right. A Midianapolis elementary school staffmember was hit with felly charges after bringing
a big old bag of stolen gunsinto the elementary school. Student found him.
This elementary school staff member said thatthey brought the guns inside because,
well, because his car didn't lock. Damn, you dumb ass. It's

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a doubtful bag full of guns.Yeah, like they just got them out
where students can get their hands onthem. Get dumb ass, all right.
There's a bride that's gone viral forher very cost efficient decision to serve
Chili's at her wedding. She saidshe paid nineteen hundred and fifty bucks or

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ninety nine guests, the average pricefor wedding catering the seventy five dollars a
guess, which would have been nearlyseventy five hundred bucks. So I feel
like that's a smart girl. Ikind of like that. Yeah, Chili's.
I've been to a couple of weddings. I think Chili's better every wedding

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I've ever been to. Yeah,man, Chili's underrated, Anheuser Busch boy
down the struggle bus, aren't theyhave you had? It's funny this past
weekend we were slam busy. Saturday. We had the broadcast. I said,
Willibvi's garage up North? I hadthat auction. After the auction,
we stopped by a friend of ourswhose kid was graduating. His friend of

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Monicas and the kid was graduating highschool. So he had this graduation party.
So we were there late because wewere up north. We get the
party, He's like, you wanta beer? And I said, yeah,
what kind of beer you got?He goes, man, He goes,
I got bud light and something,my IPA thing. And I said,
well, I guess I'll take abud light if that's all you got.

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It'd be my first beer since theincident. And I was just kidding
with him, and he goes,Dude, the beer was like half price
of all the other beer. Anda couple of guys were there and they
go, oh, yeah, man, I haven't had one assist the incident
either, And he was there.Were started clowning on it and he's like,
does this beer made me look slimmer, all right, And he's like,

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am I getting like more feminine whenI'm drinking it? And it was
it's crazy that that ad or thatthat thing right caused bud Light to have
so much social backlash, But it'sit's kind of funny because we were we
were just joking about the effects ofit. I'm like, well, I've
had one. I don't know whatyou guys. When we were at God's

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Smack the choices where they're bud Lightor Coors Light, I was like,
all right, I'll go with CoorsLights. I don't I don't want to
deal with the hasshole. So Ihad the Coors Light. It's not as
good as bud Light. No,no, I like bud light. Batter
out there. Yeah, but youdo want to wake up with a sun
draft? Uh? Now here yougo and a timporarily listen to this.

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This is how much they've been druga little bit. So they're temporarily redesigning
the bud Light and Budweiser illuminum bottlesto have camouflies. Um that whole camouflies
look to appeal to really tough,manly men. They're trying everything. Now,
man, it's like, oh,that was brutal form brutal um,

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We'll see what else. Apparently there'ssome backlash now at a Ford raptor that
was so the commercial came out ayear maybe year and a half ago,
but it's a rainbow raptor and Ithink it's probably reservice because Pride Month is
coming up, right, But man, there are a lot of there are
a lot of people right now.I saw sharing that that Ford. I

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think it's tough to distinguish what itis initially because there's a truck in the
ad and it's dirty or something andsomehow it gets it gets washed whatever.
It reveals that rainbow raptor, andit says redefining tough. I think it
is the correct the deal. Andapparently man has got people up in arms
too. Oh my god. Ibelieve it's called the Overly Gay Raptor is

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called and it's got a rainbow paintedon it. And yeah, they called
the overly Gay Raptor. Yeah,that's what they call it, and they
and they take it tall the PridePride events around Europe. I guess wow,
I wouldn't be making a debut herethis year, breaking overseason. I
mean, I had to come fromhere, all right. YouTube apparently had

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a lot of problems the other day, and what's funny is they had a
continuous Little Mermaid ad instead of theend of one of the NBA playoff games.
They missed the final minutes of theEastern Conference Finals and apparently played a
Little Mermaid ad over and over andoh no, I imagine there were some

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pissed off people, especially if thegame was close, if it's a blowout,
I get it, dude. Youknow it's crazy. I'm watching ESPN
yesterday, it's probably two o'clock andit's wild because they had the Lakers Nuggets
game. All the highlights were Lebronand you know, it looked like from

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the highlights because they showed a shotof like the Joker getting blocked and and
like a what are you pointed?From Lebron and something else. All the
highlights would make you feel like theNuggets got mopped up when they weren't trailing
for a minute in that game,and the title was Lakers let down.

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But apparently whoever made the highlight reelwas only grabbing some highlights from the Lakers
or something, because it totally lookedby the highlight reel that that they stomped
the Nuggets to the ground. ButI'm like, wait, the Nuggets had
them by light twelve because let's go, we just weren't flashy. We were
just playing straight up basketball. No, we're passing. Imagine that, all

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right, So this could be I'mcalling this as a publicity stunt. So
the Oscar Meyer Wienermobill's been around forlike eighty seven years, but that run
maybe coming to an end. Oh, no, done done. Oscar Myer
just announced they're changing the name fromthe Wiener Mobile to the Frank Mobile.

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No, come on, it's notthe Oscar Mayer Frank song right, Oscar
Mayer Wieners at the first name.Come on, it's not the You can't
do that. So I'm saying thisgotta be a publicity stuff. This has
gotta be a marketing Remember when Eminem'ssaid they were changing their you know,

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their look or whatever because they hadso much push back when they you know,
went to that other look. Iget, I don't know. It
was a big news story, andI remember Scoop and I I bet I
bet he bit hard on it.Man. I was like, dude,
that's a I bet they reveal inthe Super Bowl that it's it's just an
ad campaign. He was like,no way, bro, they're getting rid

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of the m and ms. You'llnever see a talking eminem again. And
I was like, dude, that'sgotta be a you know, a revealing
the super Bowl ad. And whenit played in the Super Bowl, I
just texc and He's like, uhhuh. So I'm feeling like this has
got to be something. I haven'thad an eminem sense from now on.
Apparently the Wienermobile is gonna be knownas the Frankmobile. No, the change

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is meant to promote a new recipe, which they're rolling out this summer.
The new formula for there All BeFranks will feature a quote, more balanced
flavor profile and iconic beefy taste.That's one of the things my wife loves
about iconic beefy taste. The hotdog packaging will be updated as well,
But the actual Weenermobile slash Frankmobile thedesign won't be changed. Apparently, it's

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shifting the decals and the scheme ofit, and they're just putting the name
Frank Mobile on it. Getting anew rap, right, But are they
really gonna Are they really gonna letthe Wienermobile die. They can't. No,
it's too iconic. Come on,Frankmobile. That sounds like a car

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that Frank drives. Hi, myname's Frank. I drive the Frank Mobile.
But the Wienermobile the soul of that. A spokesperson said, oh,
oh see, this is definitely gonnabe publicity. They said, they're trying
out the name to see if itcuts them Mustard with its fans. That's
a publicity stunt, all right.Mena's Facebook scam ever, and this is

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something y'all need to watch out for. So apparently this is going around.
It's a new scam. I've seenthis a few times before. It's from
a friend. You get a directmessage saying that someone you know just died,
and it's got a link says somethinglike, hey, look, you
die in this accident. I thinkyou know him, so sorry, And

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it's followed by some crying emojis orwhatnot. And it looks it looks like
it's from a friend of yours orsomebody in your friend list. Well,
it's a big fishing scam. Asyou click on it the link, it
dives in and absorbs all your infostarts playing malware on your under think,
just don't open it. I've seenthis five or six times in the last

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couple of months. My mom hasstarted sending me links with the headline,
Hey, have you seen this?And I'm like, you need to word
that a little differently, right right, naked sound like it's personal and it
actually comes from you as opposed toHey, click this link right. That's
uh, she's been sending legit links. It's just not a legit way,

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mom, right, frame it upa little different, all right? And
a couple of quick stories. Apparentlya woman has died if four others have
been hospitalized receiving lapo suction and othercosmetic surgeries. In Mexico. We see
this all too out, the peoplecrossing the border to go in and get
low Look, you can get asort of low rent cosmetic surgery. However,

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it's gonna be cheaper on the payment, it's gonna be cheaper on the
cleaning. It's gonna be cheaper onthe cleaning. This hygiene anesthesia procedure itself,
you might be getting in the backof a gas station. Hey,
it used to be a walk infreezer, now it's operating room. Sure,
I'm buying. It wasn't there thatunauthorized Mexican mafia hit. Weren't those

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people down there getting yeah yeah?And then most recently, the dentist office
at a hotel room. Yeah yeah, cop showed up. A dude was
like walking out of the hotel roomwith a bunch of gauze in his mouth.
Ball bloody. Anyway, apparently fourpeople who died already, several others
hospitalized. Cute this girl is whowent down to get some light posuction never

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returned. Look, man, don'tbe getting medical procedures in Mexico unless you
really really o begin with type.Unless you can't get the procedure done here,
unless the deal is really good.Yeah, I mean fifteen grand here,
five grand there. M Look though, if if you're if you're wanting

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fifteen thousand dollars boobs and you're gonnasettled with five thousand dollars boobs, just
know they might look like seven hundredand fifty dollars boops. Uh sometimes,
girl, you don't need them.They look good as it is. Yes,
um, all right. The titleof this story reads, gun violence

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an American epidemic. I think stupidpeople are American epidemic. Um apparently canna
be your semi automatic pistol and aDune Muggy factors in the deadly confrontation.
So there's a Florida band through abeer can at dum buggy is a passing
by, and then Fairley shot thedriver after the conversation. Now see the

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setup. See the setup is like, oh, gun violence in America,
bla blah, and this guy isjust he happened to throw a beer can
at dude in a dum buggy andand when Crazy shot the guy. But
in the last paragraph of the storyyou find out that these two knuckleheads been
going at it for a couple ofyears. Oh yeah, so it's a
little bit different than just a oha random guy passing by. So the

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dude in the doombuggy UM and thealleged shooter Wallace Kirkland of Florida. He
was standing on the side of theroad with his wife, their neighbor.
Another guy drove by the doombuggy withthis Kirkland guy apparently threw a beer can
and went right over the head ofthe guy in the doom Buggy. Well,
the guy in the doombuggy stops thedoom buggy gets out says I'm gonna

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kill you. Well, the Kirklandguy has a gun on him, pulls
the gun out and shoots the dudein the chest. He's been drinking a
little too much for Yeah. Witnessesto cos said the totorities they didn't see
any weapon in the victim's hand theafter they had noted that the victim was
both out numbered the physically smaller thanKirkland, and the court records a victim

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attempted to return to his vehicle andthe driveway, but he lost consciences later
died in the hospital. Based onhere we Go final paragraph, based on
multiple interviews with witnesses and neighbors,Kirkland and the victim have had several verbal
and physical altercations in the past.So, yeah, these two dudes hate

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each other's guts and it was,yeah, just a boiling point. It
wasn't that he threw the can outthe window and it just nearly hit the
guy he was throwing it out thedude. Yeah, So it's again,
this is something they they position ortheir posture like, oh, it's gun
vis epidemic. No, I feellike it's it's people that hate each other.

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That don't know how to control theirtemper. I mean, let's be
honest, how many how many gunfightsyou ever seen breakout at a gun show,
right, you know? And theysaid these guys were drinking, or
at least one guy was drinking.Yeah, the one guy I've been drinking
all day when you read the story. And these two guys hated each other.
So yeah, it's a little differentthan what you tend to see just

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in the headlines in the first paragraph. So do we noted