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(00:00):
One oh seven nine KBPI Andy yourshow time for stupid stories. Y'all stat
stupid stories? Bright you buy BirthdayBash coming up on Thursday. All right,
we'll get you there. We gottapu tikets Day. Do your favorite
Tuesday. More than that in justa few another excited episode laugh the most
fantastic crime fight of the world's everyknown chicken man coming up, plus some
(00:23):
other fun stuff head your way ateight o'clock hour. Let's get two of
these officials at musen X musin thecolde medicine, right, so, they're
aware that people in social media arespreading rumors that mus Nex helps with anybody
anybody. Um, there's a rumoronline. What is it? I'm gonna
(00:44):
go with the orgasms. Uh No, that's symphanis um uh no, fertility?
Oh really, I guess Anyway,the officials at Musenex, you know
what they said about that? Okay? They said nothing nothing, No,
They're not gonna comment other than tosay that it should be used as intended
(01:08):
there but a look, I'm surethey're under the umbrella. Hey, bad
press is good press as long asit's not killing people. I just want
to know how these people came upwith us. Who knows. It's like
I was on the pill, butthen I was also on the musin accent
here I am with a baby,right, all right, there's a futum
in Pittsburgh who was arrested because hetaught a police on Facebook while he was
(01:32):
on the run. It's never agood idea to taunt the police, especially,
you know, because you know whathappens when you taught the police.
Right, these are alpha dogs,man, they got egos, and once
you taunt the cops, you're gonnago from say fifteen twentieth, you know,
thirtieth on the list, all theway to the top, and they're
gonna bust you. They're gonna getyou. Right, you were off the
(01:53):
radar until you started tying the cops. You dumb, dumb. So yeah,
ever fails. You make the biggestmistake when you do that, because
now all of them want to piecethe action. Let's see, there's a
man in Florida who's behind bars afterhe was caught with methan fed amines inside
(02:14):
of an eminem's mini container. Nowthis habited two twenty seven in the morning,
cops they saw a suspicious vehicle parknear a dumpster at a Win Dixie
parking lot. Look, if you'rean idiot parking next to a dumpster at
two thirty in the morning, you'rejust asking to be arrested. Sure,
weirdo. All right, let's seeappending bill in Wisconsin would allow kids as
(02:38):
young as fourteen years old the servealcoholic customers and bars and restaurants. Fourteen
fourteen not a good idea, manat all. I'm surprised you can't even
wait tables at fourteen. I thinkthat's the rule they're trying to uh,
trying to get to it in everything. Yeah, all right. One in
(03:05):
eight true crime fans saying that theycould pull off a real bank heist.
I'm all right, good luck withthat. Thieves in Rhode Island tried to
steal guys catalytic converter. Here's theproblem. The guy was sitting in his
car eating breakfast. That didn't workout too well for them. You run
them over and they beat them up. What do you do? Beat them
up? All right? New YorkCity is trying to fight vehicle tests by
(03:28):
handing out free Apple air tags thecar owners. And apparently they hand it
out I want to say, fivehundred of them just the other day.
You know, we're in a badcity when they're like, hey, we
don't know what to do about everybodygetting the car stolen. But here's an
Apple air tag in love with it. They were giving away clubs last week.
Here, that's crazy. Oh let'ssee. Here's a pretty funny story.
(03:51):
There's an art piece in a museumin South Korea and it's the It's
the dumbest art piece you could everimagine, because it's well, it's a
banana take to wall. I believeit. I believe it made stupid stories
a couple of years ago when theyunveiled it. Yeah, the artist named
Maurizio Catalan. He has created multipleversions of it. One of them sold
(04:14):
for one hundred and twenty thousand dollarsin twenty nineteen. Well, last week,
it artists had walked up to thebanana, removed it and then ate
it, and then he taped thepeel back on the wall. The museum
said the student told them that heate it, he ate the banana.
He's like, look, I atethe banana because I was hungry. The
museum replaced the peel with a freshbanana. They notified the artist any what
(04:40):
the artist reaction was, what dohe say? Nothing? Nothing, No,
No, he didn't have any reactionto it, because you know,
it's happened before, it's happening intwenty nineteen, happening in twenty twenty.
That's because it's the dumbest piece ofartwork ever. It's a banana take to
a freaking wall. Anyway, theartwork is called comedian and the artist is
(05:03):
known for that sort of sort ofsatire pieces. I guess you would say,
where he's you know, well,where he's like doing things like taping
a banana to a wall and callsit art Like, all right, someone
gave him one hundred and twenty grandfor it. Yeah, no, crazy,
(05:24):
All right. Let's move on tosome well some really stupid criminals.
Um, there's a reason why alot of people tend to smuggle drugs in
things like backpacks and you know,fanny packs and even cars or mules for
that matter. You can't just givethe post office your address and have a
(05:46):
bunch of drugs dropped off to yourfront door, or can you. I
mean some people do. They're justnot the smartest of the drug pushers.
Um. This forty one year oldman in Maine named Jeremy Mercier. He
he was his cot after he hadthree million dollars worth the fentingall ship to
a local restaurant. Here's the bestpart. This dude don't even work at
(06:10):
the restaurant. The workers got abig old crate and they thought it was
a bunch of like coffee mugs thatthey ordered. It wasn't mugs at all.
It was three million dollars worth offentingol. So the people at the
restaurant called the cops. Well,about an hour after the package showed up,
Jeremy shows up asking about the shipment. He now I understand he did
(06:32):
not work at the restaurant. Theshipping container was made to look like it
contained motorcycle parts, and Jeremy runsa motorcycle shop right down the road from
it, so he was trying tomake it see him like it was a
delivery mistake and he was just gonnapick up all the fitting on take it
(06:53):
from there. But they'd already calledthe cops, so the cops were waiting
on him when he showed up.Now he's facing all kinds and chart is
including aggravated illegal importation scheduled drugs aggravatedtrafficking those scheduled drugs as well. So
yeah, dumb, dumb, likedamn, I wonder if he even knew
anybody at the restaurant. No,just out of the blue, Hey,
(07:15):
did you get a package? Right? Hey? I think there was a
shipping mistake. See a package lookslike motorcycle parts full of fitting all.
Chicago police are warning a bunch ofpeople in the South Shore area about a
bunch of cardjackings and they believe thesuspect it is about ten years old.
(07:36):
Now. The suspect was described someonewearing a furry jacket with a red and
black ski mask thirty minutes after hedid this, So apparently he tried to
carjack three people in one night.Thirty minutes after one of these cardjackings,
and just a few hundred feet away, this would be carjacker opened the driver's
(08:00):
door of another vehicle that was tryingto park. It looks like he punched
the guy in the car but couldn'tdrag him out before he found another car
and carjack that one. Cops aresaying that this guy is ten to twelve
years old. Ten to twelve yearsold, maybe as much as thirteen,
(08:22):
So like fifth to seventh grade man. Yeah, can you imagine a ten
year old kid trying to steal severalcars, like over a period of a
few days. I mean, he'stall, they said he's he's going about
five they say he's from five feetto five feet seven, So that's a
lot of variants there. But stillit's just nuts that a ten year old
(08:46):
kid, or you know, elevenor twelve year old kid for that matter,
we'd be trying to carjack people,Like, damn, where are your
parents at? Like God, they'reasking the public for information and give it
to scription, but it's just wildman, ten to twelve year olds carjacking
people with weapons, Like, goodgod, ten pm, do you know
(09:09):
where your children? Aren't that crazyman? All right, sorry for your
cat owners, but apparently this womanembarrassed by your cat who Apparently this cat
is a pretty damn good thief.This cat has been stealing clothing and food
from the neighbors for the past year, and apparently this cat has stolen so
(09:33):
many items. Well, I'm lookingthrough the pictures at first when I read
the headline, because it says catseals hundreds of pounds of items from neighbors
and I was like, that can'tbe true, and I saw the pictures
and apparently this cat, for whateverreason, steals tons of clothes. Really,
yeah, he's he's a male cat. It looks like he's stilling good,
(09:58):
including the underwear, packs of sausages, designers, shoes. Looks like
all kinds of clothing items steals.Apparently this cat brings the owner some birds
and mice as well, but sportsbras from M and S. So,
I guess that's not cheap. Thatpurses that the cat stole you batually catting
(10:22):
on the purse. I could becausecats are evil. The owner says anything
he sees the opportunity to take,the cat does, and he usually brings
the items home and leaves him onthe front porch or on the back patio.
Apparently this woman has had so manyitems stolen by her cat she's now
(10:46):
started posting all the items online toreturn back to neighbors. It might live
in the area. It's like areverse marketplace. Here's some stolen items for
sure, would you like them?Yeah? This week a loan. The
cat brought home six different items,which include sports brawl, a skirt looks
like a fanny packet, a towel, catch a bad y'all anywhile, some
(11:13):
lady out there. It's like somepervs stole my sports brawl off the line.
You know, we live on thethird floor, right Cats
One oh seven nine KBPI Andy yourshow time for stupid stories. Y'all stat
stupid stories? Bright you buy BirthdayBash coming up on Thursday. All right,
we'll get you there. We gottapu tikets Day. Do your favorite
Tuesday. More than that in justa few another excited episode laugh the most
fantastic crime fight of the world's everyknown chicken man coming up, plus some
(00:23):
other fun stuff head your way ateight o'clock hour. Let's get two of
these officials at musen X musin thecolde medicine, right, so, they're
aware that people in social media arespreading rumors that mus Nex helps with anybody
anybody. Um, there's a rumoronline. What is it? I'm gonna
(00:44):
go with the orgasms. Uh No, that's symphanis um uh no, fertility?
Oh really, I guess Anyway,the officials at Musenex, you know
what they said about that? Okay? They said nothing nothing, No,
They're not gonna comment other than tosay that it should be used as intended
(01:08):
there but a look, I'm surethey're under the umbrella. Hey, bad
press is good press as long asit's not killing people. I just want
to know how these people came upwith us. Who knows. It's like
I was on the pill, butthen I was also on the musin accent
here I am with a baby,right, all right, there's a futum
in Pittsburgh who was arrested because hetaught a police on Facebook while he was
(01:32):
on the run. It's never agood idea to taunt the police, especially,
you know, because you know whathappens when you taught the police.
Right, these are alpha dogs,man, they got egos, and once
you taunt the cops, you're gonnago from say fifteen twentieth, you know,
thirtieth on the list, all theway to the top, and they're
gonna bust you. They're gonna getyou. Right, you were off the
(01:53):
radar until you started tying the cops. You dumb, dumb. So yeah,
ever fails. You make the biggestmistake when you do that, because
now all of them want to piecethe action. Let's see, there's a
man in Florida who's behind bars afterhe was caught with methan fed amines inside
(02:14):
of an eminem's mini container. Nowthis habited two twenty seven in the morning,
cops they saw a suspicious vehicle parknear a dumpster at a Win Dixie
parking lot. Look, if you'rean idiot parking next to a dumpster at
two thirty in the morning, you'rejust asking to be arrested. Sure,
weirdo. All right, let's seeappending bill in Wisconsin would allow kids as
(02:38):
young as fourteen years old the servealcoholic customers and bars and restaurants. Fourteen
fourteen not a good idea, manat all. I'm surprised you can't even
wait tables at fourteen. I thinkthat's the rule they're trying to uh,
trying to get to it in everything. Yeah, all right. One in
(03:05):
eight true crime fans saying that theycould pull off a real bank heist.
I'm all right, good luck withthat. Thieves in Rhode Island tried to
steal guys catalytic converter. Here's theproblem. The guy was sitting in his
car eating breakfast. That didn't workout too well for them. You run
them over and they beat them up. What do you do? Beat them
up? All right? New YorkCity is trying to fight vehicle tests by
(03:28):
handing out free Apple air tags thecar owners. And apparently they hand it
out I want to say, fivehundred of them just the other day.
You know, we're in a badcity when they're like, hey, we
don't know what to do about everybodygetting the car stolen. But here's an
Apple air tag in love with it. They were giving away clubs last week.
Here, that's crazy. Oh let'ssee. Here's a pretty funny story.
(03:51):
There's an art piece in a museumin South Korea and it's the It's
the dumbest art piece you could everimagine, because it's well, it's a
banana take to wall. I believeit. I believe it made stupid stories
a couple of years ago when theyunveiled it. Yeah, the artist named
Maurizio Catalan. He has created multipleversions of it. One of them sold
(04:14):
for one hundred and twenty thousand dollarsin twenty nineteen. Well, last week,
it artists had walked up to thebanana, removed it and then ate
it, and then he taped thepeel back on the wall. The museum
said the student told them that heate it, he ate the banana.
He's like, look, I atethe banana because I was hungry. The
museum replaced the peel with a freshbanana. They notified the artist any what
(04:40):
the artist reaction was, what dohe say? Nothing? Nothing, No,
No, he didn't have any reactionto it, because you know,
it's happened before, it's happening intwenty nineteen, happening in twenty twenty.
That's because it's the dumbest piece ofartwork ever. It's a banana take to
a freaking wall. Anyway, theartwork is called comedian and the artist is
(05:03):
known for that sort of sort ofsatire pieces. I guess you would say,
where he's you know, well,where he's like doing things like taping
a banana to a wall and callsit art Like, all right, someone
gave him one hundred and twenty grandfor it. Yeah, no, crazy,
(05:24):
All right. Let's move on tosome well some really stupid criminals.
Um, there's a reason why alot of people tend to smuggle drugs in
things like backpacks and you know,fanny packs and even cars or mules for
that matter. You can't just givethe post office your address and have a
(05:46):
bunch of drugs dropped off to yourfront door, or can you. I
mean some people do. They're justnot the smartest of the drug pushers.
Um. This forty one year oldman in Maine named Jeremy Mercier. He
he was his cot after he hadthree million dollars worth the fentingall ship to
a local restaurant. Here's the bestpart. This dude don't even work at
(06:10):
the restaurant. The workers got abig old crate and they thought it was
a bunch of like coffee mugs thatthey ordered. It wasn't mugs at all.
It was three million dollars worth offentingol. So the people at the
restaurant called the cops. Well,about an hour after the package showed up,
Jeremy shows up asking about the shipment. He now I understand he did
(06:32):
not work at the restaurant. Theshipping container was made to look like it
contained motorcycle parts, and Jeremy runsa motorcycle shop right down the road from
it, so he was trying tomake it see him like it was a
delivery mistake and he was just gonnapick up all the fitting on take it
(06:53):
from there. But they'd already calledthe cops, so the cops were waiting
on him when he showed up.Now he's facing all kinds and chart is
including aggravated illegal importation scheduled drugs aggravatedtrafficking those scheduled drugs as well. So
yeah, dumb, dumb, likedamn, I wonder if he even knew
anybody at the restaurant. No,just out of the blue, Hey,
(07:15):
did you get a package? Right? Hey? I think there was a
shipping mistake. See a package lookslike motorcycle parts full of fitting all.
Chicago police are warning a bunch ofpeople in the South Shore area about a
bunch of cardjackings and they believe thesuspect it is about ten years old.
(07:36):
Now. The suspect was described someonewearing a furry jacket with a red and
black ski mask thirty minutes after hedid this, So apparently he tried to
carjack three people in one night.Thirty minutes after one of these cardjackings,
and just a few hundred feet away, this would be carjacker opened the driver's
(08:00):
door of another vehicle that was tryingto park. It looks like he punched
the guy in the car but couldn'tdrag him out before he found another car
and carjack that one. Cops aresaying that this guy is ten to twelve
years old. Ten to twelve yearsold, maybe as much as thirteen,
(08:22):
So like fifth to seventh grade man. Yeah, can you imagine a ten
year old kid trying to steal severalcars, like over a period of a
few days. I mean, he'stall, they said he's he's going about
five they say he's from five feetto five feet seven, So that's a
lot of variants there. But stillit's just nuts that a ten year old
(08:46):
kid, or you know, elevenor twelve year old kid for that matter,
we'd be trying to carjack people,Like, damn, where are your
parents at? Like God, they'reasking the public for information and give it
to scription, but it's just wildman, ten to twelve year olds carjacking
people with weapons, Like, goodgod, ten pm, do you know
(09:09):
where your children? Aren't that crazyman? All right, sorry for your
cat owners, but apparently this womanembarrassed by your cat who Apparently this cat
is a pretty damn good thief.This cat has been stealing clothing and food
from the neighbors for the past year, and apparently this cat has stolen so
(09:33):
many items. Well, I'm lookingthrough the pictures at first when I read
the headline, because it says catseals hundreds of pounds of items from neighbors
and I was like, that can'tbe true, and I saw the pictures
and apparently this cat, for whateverreason, steals tons of clothes. Really,
yeah, he's he's a male cat. It looks like he's stilling good,
(09:58):
including the underwear, packs of sausages, designers, shoes. Looks like
all kinds of clothing items steals.Apparently this cat brings the owner some birds
and mice as well, but sportsbras from M and S. So,
I guess that's not cheap. Thatpurses that the cat stole you batually catting
(10:22):
on the purse. I could becausecats are evil. The owner says anything
he sees the opportunity to take,the cat does, and he usually brings
the items home and leaves him onthe front porch or on the back patio.
Apparently this woman has had so manyitems stolen by her cat she's now
(10:46):
started posting all the items online toreturn back to neighbors. It might live
in the area. It's like areverse marketplace. Here's some stolen items for
sure, would you like them?Yeah? This week a loan. The
cat brought home six different items,which include sports brawl, a skirt looks
like a fanny packet, a towel, catch a bad y'all anywhile, some
(11:13):
lady out there. It's like somepervs stole my sports brawl off the line.
You know, we live on thethird floor, right Cats
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