May 7, 2025 • 17 mins
Police Pull over a Woman. The Raccoon in her backseat started smoking a meth pipe.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One oh seven nine KBPI and your show time for
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
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Speaker 3 (00:09):
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
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Speaker 3 (00:16):
See yesterday, potential jurors were dismissed if they purchased over
one hundred and eighty bottles of baby oil.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I'd be right on that bubble.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Checking those receipts.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Uh. New study says women are more attackted to bald men.
Oh yeah, according to a new report by a group
of bald male scientists.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
All right, so this is kind of cool. What a
how old were you when you could drive a car?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Fifteen?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Like by yourself? Like like oh ummm, like when you
felt confident enough to drive a car?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Right? Probably about so. I got my license at about
sixteen and a half. I was not one of those
like first day license guys. Oh really, but driving by
myself by seventeen. I got my first car accident on
my seventeenth birthday.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Not a big confidence store there, all right? So not
not before fifteen sixteen? You didn't feel confident.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
And the car out?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
No? All right, Well, the reason I break it up
a seven year old boy seven Joseph Yeah, Joe's little
sister in his mom's s TV to get McDonald's happy
meal the other day, drove her like nine and a
half miles one way.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
How old Judy?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Uh six? That's pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I mean, I bet his little sister has got some
big big up.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I got you little siss hopping mom's SUV. Dude, he's seven.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
He drove that SGUV nine miles one way to get
a happy I wonder I pay for it?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
You got a chip out? If you have McDonald's.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Employee and some seven year old rolls up and suv
be like, wait a minute, what the hell is you.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
A moment, I'm gonna need you to pull into one
of those spots over there. We'll bring your food out.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yay, the cops are bringing your food in just a minute.
Although you know what sex and McDonald's lately. Have you
been McDonald's lately?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Just drive through?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
But yeah, that's won't talk about drive to. They ask,
at least the one in Parker goes, would you like
to order.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
From the app today? And I'm like, bitch, I'm at
to drive through?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Hey, I have not been asked that.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah, man, you pull up to the I'm like, what
do you like to order through that today?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I'm I'm I'm basically just like what I'm here right now?
I can I just order through you?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Maybe if you've ordered on the app, you can just
give them a number and they're like, oh, let me
punch in fifty eight. You're here to pick it up?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Oh and just pulling up.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah, I'm guessing that's what they're think.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
You gotta do that with every car that pulls up.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Think they're just weird, word it weird.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I was like, what, uh, let's see mom? Uh no, oh,
man got arrested. I guess you're just sitting naked at
Saint Louis Airport terminal. Who knew that wasn't okay?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Sitting? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Man?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
A millennial wrote a story in Vogue titled what if
gen Xers are actually the cool ones?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
And the entire gen X population is like, well, duh,
We've been telling you'all this forever.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Uh, Burger King is gonna have to well they must
face the loss seat, claiming they misled customers and uh
did their advertisements that made whoppers appear larger than what
they really are. And I'm like, wait, if that loss
seat can go forward. Then every fast food chain out
there is gonna have to go through that.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Right, just appeered larger or the advertised and peered larger.
So it wasn't like they were saying, we're giving you
a quarter pounder and it not being a quarter pounder.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Right.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
It just appeared larger in the ad than what it
does in real life.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
But I'm like, have you seen the ads for a
big Mac? You're nothing big about that big.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Mac doesn't look any nothing close to it.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
I mean, at least a Whopper is a bigger you know,
it is a bigger burger than a big Mac, right.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I wonder if they were just getting like small hand
models kids holding it up.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Excuse me, queeze your hands. Nope, nope.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Next, like that's twice the size of that kid's hands
and you hold it. You're like, all right.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Funny Oreos giving away one thousand packages of their limited
edition cherry Blossom Macho Macha Oreo thins. I guess, Look,
this is stupid because you got to go on their
website and register to be one of these people to
get it. Like they're making you jump through hoops to
get their product.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
That seems weird.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Is it not. It's like ordering from the app.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
You order it from the app to day. No, I'm
here at the counter, But can I just get a cheezburg?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
All right? I need another reason to well, go ahead
and get yourself a Tesla uh. New Jersey driver was
ticketed for careless driving after their Tesla crashed into a
vehicle parked in a driveway. The reason that I guess
the driver is getting a ticket, Well, the Tesla was
on autopilot when it drove up this person's driveway. It
(05:24):
crashed into a car an autopilot.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
All right.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Women are sharing things that men have done during hookups.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
That were immediately.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Okay, can you guess?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Well, can you guess a couple of them.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Scoot mmm, maybe being crazy about their feet and they're not.
They weren't into it. Maybe like we're talking about during hookups,
like yeah, yeah, this is not like just on a day. Well,
this is weird because it kind of it kind of
gets all over the board. They say some of the
immediate X are things like teeth licking. It's got a
(06:05):
weird That's why I was curious.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I was like, I didn't it doesn't specify having a
tattoo of his own name.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
All right, that's interesting, And.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
This is this is what men have done during hookups,
talking about how much he loves his mama. Yeah, we
need to clear up whether this is hookups or if
this is like on the date. To me, this is
like hookups like like that.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
If if it was a date, they would say a
date right right right. This to me sounds like they
bumping uglies.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Man, if you're both naked, mom shouldn't be coming up.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
I thought it would be a good time tell you
how much I love my mama.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
You just like my mama does.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I'm is the last girl probably had some sort of
like daddy thing, and he was like, oh, I kind
of liked that when she called me daddy. So I'm
gonna play a long girl. I don't know. It's weird.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
That's funny. A man from Uruguay or whatever now holds
a very unique record.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
He's got the biggest eyeball pop That's.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, that's nasty. Hey, here you go. Another example of
the tax dollars at work.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Eight days eight days after a fighter jet was lost
in the Red Sea after it went overboard from the
USS Harry S. Truman aircraft they don't note that the
toe rig was also lost in this particular unfortunate incident.
And hey, I'm here to stand up for the people
to drive the toe rigs. Anyway, ready for this? Another
(07:58):
F eighteen super Hornet went out the deck as it
was landing ninety five local time Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
It crashed into the sea and sank.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
So apparently this time two aviators a board ejected after
the felled landing, in which the aircraft failed to catch
the wire known as the feled arrestment.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
So that big cable that goes across well you've seen
that on top good movies. Right, Oh yeah, hoo comes
down and grabs it.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
It's one of the things that that you know, keeps
you going out the end of the aircraft carrier.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Well they missed it, dude. That sucks.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Man, another sixty seven million dollars off the end of the.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
SS Truman, same ship and everything.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Huh dude, probably the same crew, can you imagine.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I mean, same shift.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Dude, Yeah, probably not like that second that second shift
really needed to work.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
They didn't really need to work on some things. Dude.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
That's sixty seven million dollars just by Felicia.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
But at least, we're still only one tow truck at
the bottom of the red seat.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
I mean, yeah, I guess we should counter our blessings.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
In the cars universe. This is just one sacrifice.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
I mean, look, man, it's just like I said, it's
it's just a couple a couple bucks here and there, right,
just just a little here, a little there, sixty seven
million dollars. I'm sure we're all we're all got that
at our bank accounts just today. Let me just go
ahead and we draw help them out a little bit.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
All right.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
So here's a cool, well not so cool trend on TikTok,
but it's kind of funny. That's what's causing this big
of an issue. Students are recording themselves sticking items like
pencils or springs into the charging ports of their chrome books.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
And do you know what happens when they do that?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Shorts out?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Well, yeah, so it basically catches fire.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Oh even worse, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
It cross phases the batteries them out anyway, heats the
battery up, the batteries catch fire, the computer catches fire.
They got to evacuate the high school. Oh damn, that's
why they're doing it. It gets them out of school
for the day.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
But the TikTok challenge, so they're videoing it as well.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Yeah, it's just chromebooks are expensive and obviously they're going
up in price, so when a student does it intensely,
it's like it's the responsibility to replace it. There are
insurance programs, but it's not covering intentional damage, which is
what they file us under.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Do your kids have some sort of computer that they
either use at school or bring back and forth.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
They got a little tablet, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
That was issued by the school that they.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
I'm not sure Manka got that or this school, but
they bring it home every night.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yeah, they have theirs that they take the school.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I should say, okay.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Practice on.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
But every I guess the school gave these students the
table at the beginning of the year, right the room.
They say, it's crazy because the smoke fills a classroom.
The firefighters have to rush in. It takes them a
while to get all this stuff turned off and get
it evacuated to get the smoke out, so they cancel
(11:22):
is school for the day.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
So that's why they're doing it and sharing the trend.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
And you know, obviously the batteries that are essentially catching
on fire.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Once they burn, they.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Do produce toxic smoke so that students can't go back
in for a day, sometimes two days.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
So it's kind of.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Become a big problem. So they had two schools in
New Jersey just last week do the same thing.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Dude, bad trend.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
It's a bad trim man. How much is how much
is one of those costs?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
I mean, the school is paying for it initially, and
then you have to replace it if it if the
damage is intentionally Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Looks like you can get a restored crow book for
somewhere between one hundred and two hundred and fifty bucks,
so it's not ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
But but yeah, man, you don't and that on a
regular and I'm surfing with school it costs a lot more,
all right. Sixty eight year old woman a Switzerland's in
the courty yesterday accused of repeatedly feeding her neighbor's cat.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Apparently she been feeding his cat over a ten month period.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
The woman lives in the same building, so the cat
named Leo by the way, Apparently it's really Leo's choice
at this point. So there's another owner and this woman
claims that she's not just been feeding Leo. That she's
been letting Leo stay at her apartment. She's at a
cat flat door that Leo could come and go as
(12:59):
he pleases. Leo's owner was not cool with that. Things
have escalated over the ten months, and basically the biggest
issue was that Leo. Well, Leo liked his new home,
mortally liked her home.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I gotta say, if you're gonna have a free roaming cat,
you gotta expect something like this to happen.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Under Swiss law, cats are other people's property and the
systematic feeding and giving a home to another person's cat
is considered unlawful appropriation. I mean, the woman is facing
several funds, but at this point, isn't it the cat?
(13:40):
She was like, you should just put him in the
courtroom and be like, Okay, which oner you go to? Oh,
it's a cat, It's probably gonna go to somebody else
in the crowd, just because.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
This is like the complete opposite of animal abuse. Though
he's got two people trying to take care of the
same cat.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Right, and just like a cat, Cat's just like, yeah,
I don't care about any of you.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Just like a cat who will go through all this
trouble for a cat. Lonely people. They're lonely people, all right.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
And lastly, a fifty five year old woman named Victoria Viidells.
She got pulled over near Akron, Ohio for an outstanding warrant.
She was also driving on a suspended license. But none
of that matters, man, that's not importing all this conversation. No,
now we know what it is. What's that Well, her
pet raccoon. Pet raccoon is a crackhead. So she got
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busted for drugs because the raccoon pulls out a meth
pipe and tried to smoke it. All right, and this
is something that the cop sees. He's like taking the
taking her and putting her in the car. And he
turns around and the raccoon had climbed up to the
front seat right by the way. The raccoon's named Chewy.
(14:58):
He climbed to the driver's seat and was holding the
pipe in his mouth.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
So all this is going down during like a traffic stop. Yeah,
oh wow.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Yeah, So once the uh, the cop saw the first
meth pipe in the raccoon's mouth.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Right good cause right there.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Yeah, can imagine like this woman up, you turn around
your damn raccoon in front of heat like what, and
the raccoon's smoking a medpipe like.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
What, I'd like to see a raccoon use a lighter.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
I was just say, man, if this dude could actually
do it, I mean, that's worth that's worth millions, right.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
You got yourself a circus attraction.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
I mean, Garden was the guardian of the galaxy, Guardian
of the galaxies.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Watch out, you got nothing on this dude. Anyway, the
cop took.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
He took the first met pipe away from the raccoon
like I can't believe that, and apparently chewing the raccoon
knows where the other meth pipe is and grab the
second meth pipe and was trying to smoke that one
too as the cop was putting the first pipe in
his evidence bag.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Now, she might have been.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
In trouble just for the warrant, but police had seen
the raccoon with the with the pipes led them.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
To further inspect the vehicle.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Ended up finding three pipes, some crack, seven grams of meth,
and now she's facing all kinds of felly dunk charges
that poor raccoon needs to go to rehabb I.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Think she's gonna get away with the Hey, it's not
mine defends.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Though, right, Chewy is fine, but high as hell.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I never touched those. Those were Chewies not.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
I mean, I feel like you could almost argue that
today's society now, man, I don't know where Chewi got it.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
You know, I had no idea obviously that my raccoon
was so strung out. I'm gonna go get him.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Helpsney got out of the trash can three three of them,
little trash canut in my back seat.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
I had no idea.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
I don't know where he got Yes, it was in
my purse, but he put it there obviously, Like wondered that.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Raccoon actually smoked. Obviously he did, because I mean.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Bare minimum second hand, like blown in his face.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Yeah, but he both the crack pipes to his mouth.
I mean, you don't do that unless you know how
to do that, right. It's not like that's an automatic gabbit.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
I never tried it, but maybe he liked the taste.
I did taste fantastic.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
He's like little crack rack
One oh seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop? Yeah, all stop.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Yes you are stories brought to you by steal Tools.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
It's yours at steel USA dot com. All right.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
See yesterday, potential jurors were dismissed if they purchased over
one hundred and eighty bottles of baby oil.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I'd be right on that bubble.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Checking those receipts.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Uh. New study says women are more attackted to bald men.
Oh yeah, according to a new report by a group
of bald male scientists.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
All right, so this is kind of cool. What a
how old were you when you could drive a car?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Fifteen?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Like by yourself? Like like oh ummm, like when you
felt confident enough to drive a car?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Right? Probably about so. I got my license at about
sixteen and a half. I was not one of those
like first day license guys. Oh really, but driving by
myself by seventeen. I got my first car accident on
my seventeenth birthday.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Not a big confidence store there, all right? So not
not before fifteen sixteen? You didn't feel confident.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
And the car out?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
No? All right, Well, the reason I break it up
a seven year old boy seven Joseph Yeah, Joe's little
sister in his mom's s TV to get McDonald's happy
meal the other day, drove her like nine and a
half miles one way.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
How old Judy?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Uh six? That's pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I mean, I bet his little sister has got some
big big up.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I got you little siss hopping mom's SUV. Dude, he's seven.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
He drove that SGUV nine miles one way to get
a happy I wonder I pay for it?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
You got a chip out? If you have McDonald's.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Employee and some seven year old rolls up and suv
be like, wait a minute, what the hell is you.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
A moment, I'm gonna need you to pull into one
of those spots over there. We'll bring your food out.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yay, the cops are bringing your food in just a minute.
Although you know what sex and McDonald's lately. Have you
been McDonald's lately?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Just drive through?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
But yeah, that's won't talk about drive to. They ask,
at least the one in Parker goes, would you like
to order.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
From the app today? And I'm like, bitch, I'm at
to drive through?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Hey, I have not been asked that.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah, man, you pull up to the I'm like, what
do you like to order through that today?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I'm I'm I'm basically just like what I'm here right now?
I can I just order through you?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Maybe if you've ordered on the app, you can just
give them a number and they're like, oh, let me
punch in fifty eight. You're here to pick it up?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Oh and just pulling up.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah, I'm guessing that's what they're think.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
You gotta do that with every car that pulls up.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Think they're just weird, word it weird.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I was like, what, uh, let's see mom? Uh no, oh,
man got arrested. I guess you're just sitting naked at
Saint Louis Airport terminal. Who knew that wasn't okay?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Sitting? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Man?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
A millennial wrote a story in Vogue titled what if
gen Xers are actually the cool ones?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
And the entire gen X population is like, well, duh,
We've been telling you'all this forever.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Uh, Burger King is gonna have to well they must
face the loss seat, claiming they misled customers and uh
did their advertisements that made whoppers appear larger than what
they really are. And I'm like, wait, if that loss
seat can go forward. Then every fast food chain out
there is gonna have to go through that.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Right, just appeered larger or the advertised and peered larger.
So it wasn't like they were saying, we're giving you
a quarter pounder and it not being a quarter pounder.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Right.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
It just appeared larger in the ad than what it
does in real life.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
But I'm like, have you seen the ads for a
big Mac? You're nothing big about that big.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Mac doesn't look any nothing close to it.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
I mean, at least a Whopper is a bigger you know,
it is a bigger burger than a big Mac, right.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I wonder if they were just getting like small hand
models kids holding it up.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Excuse me, queeze your hands. Nope, nope.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Next, like that's twice the size of that kid's hands
and you hold it. You're like, all right.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Funny Oreos giving away one thousand packages of their limited
edition cherry Blossom Macho Macha Oreo thins. I guess, Look,
this is stupid because you got to go on their
website and register to be one of these people to
get it. Like they're making you jump through hoops to
get their product.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
That seems weird.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Is it not. It's like ordering from the app.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
You order it from the app to day. No, I'm
here at the counter, But can I just get a cheezburg?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
All right? I need another reason to well, go ahead
and get yourself a Tesla uh. New Jersey driver was
ticketed for careless driving after their Tesla crashed into a
vehicle parked in a driveway. The reason that I guess
the driver is getting a ticket, Well, the Tesla was
on autopilot when it drove up this person's driveway. It
(05:24):
crashed into a car an autopilot.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
All right.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Women are sharing things that men have done during hookups.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
That were immediately.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Okay, can you guess?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Well, can you guess a couple of them.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Scoot mmm, maybe being crazy about their feet and they're not.
They weren't into it. Maybe like we're talking about during hookups,
like yeah, yeah, this is not like just on a day. Well,
this is weird because it kind of it kind of
gets all over the board. They say some of the
immediate X are things like teeth licking. It's got a
(06:05):
weird That's why I was curious.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I was like, I didn't it doesn't specify having a
tattoo of his own name.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
All right, that's interesting, And.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
This is this is what men have done during hookups,
talking about how much he loves his mama. Yeah, we
need to clear up whether this is hookups or if
this is like on the date. To me, this is
like hookups like like that.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
If if it was a date, they would say a
date right right right. This to me sounds like they
bumping uglies.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Man, if you're both naked, mom shouldn't be coming up.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
I thought it would be a good time tell you
how much I love my mama.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
You just like my mama does.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I'm is the last girl probably had some sort of
like daddy thing, and he was like, oh, I kind
of liked that when she called me daddy. So I'm
gonna play a long girl. I don't know. It's weird.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
That's funny. A man from Uruguay or whatever now holds
a very unique record.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
He's got the biggest eyeball pop That's.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, that's nasty. Hey, here you go. Another example of
the tax dollars at work.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Eight days eight days after a fighter jet was lost
in the Red Sea after it went overboard from the
USS Harry S. Truman aircraft they don't note that the
toe rig was also lost in this particular unfortunate incident.
And hey, I'm here to stand up for the people
to drive the toe rigs. Anyway, ready for this? Another
(07:58):
F eighteen super Hornet went out the deck as it
was landing ninety five local time Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
It crashed into the sea and sank.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
So apparently this time two aviators a board ejected after
the felled landing, in which the aircraft failed to catch
the wire known as the feled arrestment.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
So that big cable that goes across well you've seen
that on top good movies. Right, Oh yeah, hoo comes
down and grabs it.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
It's one of the things that that you know, keeps
you going out the end of the aircraft carrier.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Well they missed it, dude. That sucks.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Man, another sixty seven million dollars off the end of the.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
SS Truman, same ship and everything.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Huh dude, probably the same crew, can you imagine.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I mean, same shift.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Dude, Yeah, probably not like that second that second shift
really needed to work.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
They didn't really need to work on some things. Dude.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
That's sixty seven million dollars just by Felicia.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
But at least, we're still only one tow truck at
the bottom of the red seat.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
I mean, yeah, I guess we should counter our blessings.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
In the cars universe. This is just one sacrifice.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
I mean, look, man, it's just like I said, it's
it's just a couple a couple bucks here and there, right,
just just a little here, a little there, sixty seven
million dollars. I'm sure we're all we're all got that
at our bank accounts just today. Let me just go
ahead and we draw help them out a little bit.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
All right.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
So here's a cool, well not so cool trend on TikTok,
but it's kind of funny. That's what's causing this big
of an issue. Students are recording themselves sticking items like
pencils or springs into the charging ports of their chrome books.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
And do you know what happens when they do that?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Shorts out?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Well, yeah, so it basically catches fire.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Oh even worse, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
It cross phases the batteries them out anyway, heats the
battery up, the batteries catch fire, the computer catches fire.
They got to evacuate the high school. Oh damn, that's
why they're doing it. It gets them out of school
for the day.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
But the TikTok challenge, so they're videoing it as well.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Yeah, it's just chromebooks are expensive and obviously they're going
up in price, so when a student does it intensely,
it's like it's the responsibility to replace it. There are
insurance programs, but it's not covering intentional damage, which is
what they file us under.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Do your kids have some sort of computer that they
either use at school or bring back and forth.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
They got a little tablet, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
That was issued by the school that they.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
I'm not sure Manka got that or this school, but
they bring it home every night.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yeah, they have theirs that they take the school.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I should say, okay.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Practice on.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
But every I guess the school gave these students the
table at the beginning of the year, right the room.
They say, it's crazy because the smoke fills a classroom.
The firefighters have to rush in. It takes them a
while to get all this stuff turned off and get
it evacuated to get the smoke out, so they cancel
(11:22):
is school for the day.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
So that's why they're doing it and sharing the trend.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
And you know, obviously the batteries that are essentially catching
on fire.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Once they burn, they.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Do produce toxic smoke so that students can't go back
in for a day, sometimes two days.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
So it's kind of.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Become a big problem. So they had two schools in
New Jersey just last week do the same thing.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Dude, bad trend.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
It's a bad trim man. How much is how much
is one of those costs?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
I mean, the school is paying for it initially, and
then you have to replace it if it if the
damage is intentionally Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Looks like you can get a restored crow book for
somewhere between one hundred and two hundred and fifty bucks,
so it's not ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
But but yeah, man, you don't and that on a
regular and I'm surfing with school it costs a lot more,
all right. Sixty eight year old woman a Switzerland's in
the courty yesterday accused of repeatedly feeding her neighbor's cat.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Apparently she been feeding his cat over a ten month period.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
The woman lives in the same building, so the cat
named Leo by the way, Apparently it's really Leo's choice
at this point. So there's another owner and this woman
claims that she's not just been feeding Leo. That she's
been letting Leo stay at her apartment. She's at a
cat flat door that Leo could come and go as
(12:59):
he pleases. Leo's owner was not cool with that. Things
have escalated over the ten months, and basically the biggest
issue was that Leo. Well, Leo liked his new home,
mortally liked her home.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I gotta say, if you're gonna have a free roaming cat,
you gotta expect something like this to happen.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Under Swiss law, cats are other people's property and the
systematic feeding and giving a home to another person's cat
is considered unlawful appropriation. I mean, the woman is facing
several funds, but at this point, isn't it the cat?
(13:40):
She was like, you should just put him in the
courtroom and be like, Okay, which oner you go to? Oh,
it's a cat, It's probably gonna go to somebody else
in the crowd, just because.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
This is like the complete opposite of animal abuse. Though
he's got two people trying to take care of the
same cat.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Right, and just like a cat, Cat's just like, yeah,
I don't care about any of you.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Just like a cat who will go through all this
trouble for a cat. Lonely people. They're lonely people, all right.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
And lastly, a fifty five year old woman named Victoria Viidells.
She got pulled over near Akron, Ohio for an outstanding warrant.
She was also driving on a suspended license. But none
of that matters, man, that's not importing all this conversation. No,
now we know what it is. What's that Well, her
pet raccoon. Pet raccoon is a crackhead. So she got
(14:35):
busted for drugs because the raccoon pulls out a meth
pipe and tried to smoke it. All right, and this
is something that the cop sees. He's like taking the
taking her and putting her in the car. And he
turns around and the raccoon had climbed up to the
front seat right by the way. The raccoon's named Chewy.
(14:58):
He climbed to the driver's seat and was holding the
pipe in his mouth.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
So all this is going down during like a traffic stop. Yeah,
oh wow.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Yeah, So once the uh, the cop saw the first
meth pipe in the raccoon's mouth.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Right good cause right there.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Yeah, can imagine like this woman up, you turn around
your damn raccoon in front of heat like what, and
the raccoon's smoking a medpipe like.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
What, I'd like to see a raccoon use a lighter.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
I was just say, man, if this dude could actually
do it, I mean, that's worth that's worth millions, right.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
You got yourself a circus attraction.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
I mean, Garden was the guardian of the galaxy, Guardian
of the galaxies.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Watch out, you got nothing on this dude. Anyway, the
cop took.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
He took the first met pipe away from the raccoon
like I can't believe that, and apparently chewing the raccoon
knows where the other meth pipe is and grab the
second meth pipe and was trying to smoke that one
too as the cop was putting the first pipe in
his evidence bag.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Now, she might have been.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
In trouble just for the warrant, but police had seen
the raccoon with the with the pipes led them.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
To further inspect the vehicle.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Ended up finding three pipes, some crack, seven grams of meth,
and now she's facing all kinds of felly dunk charges
that poor raccoon needs to go to rehabb I.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Think she's gonna get away with the Hey, it's not
mine defends.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Though, right, Chewy is fine, but high as hell.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I never touched those. Those were Chewies not.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
I mean, I feel like you could almost argue that
today's society now, man, I don't know where Chewi got it.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
You know, I had no idea obviously that my raccoon
was so strung out. I'm gonna go get him.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Helpsney got out of the trash can three three of them,
little trash canut in my back seat.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
I had no idea.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
I don't know where he got Yes, it was in
my purse, but he put it there obviously, Like wondered that.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Raccoon actually smoked. Obviously he did, because I mean.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Bare minimum second hand, like blown in his face.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Yeah, but he both the crack pipes to his mouth.
I mean, you don't do that unless you know how
to do that, right. It's not like that's an automatic gabbit.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
I never tried it, but maybe he liked the taste.
I did taste fantastic.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
He's like little crack rack
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