Rear ending a Rivian Truck will cost around $40,000 to fix.

Rear ending a Rivian Truck will cost around $40,000 to fix. Plus a man in a gimp outfit was arrested for Gimping.

Episode Transcript

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One O seven nine KBPI Andy yourshow time for stupid stories? Yeah you
are? You buy caffeine. Accordingto TMZ, that's Britney Spears's drug of
choice these days. Okay, caffeine. A new tell All from TMZ will
reveal all. But apparently Britney likestaying up three days straight all hopped up

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on caffeine three days ain't caffeine becauseman, all right, um, that's
a lot of caffeine if it is. Um. A woman of Utah wrote
a children's book about coping with thegrief following the death of her husband last
year. Oh it seems sad,doesn't it. Well, she's just been

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charged with murdering her husband. Ohshe apparently poisoned with fitting all. Can't
wait to hear the plot twisting thatkid's book, right, I mean,
if she's on part of the realdeal story, Oh, it's gonna have
a great twist. Kids just sittingthere with their faces like jaws. Why
a what? I hope it's writtenin a sort of Doctor Seuss style with

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rhymy words. Oh yeah, yeah, it's not talent al, it's fitting.
No, yeah, um, allright, anyway, that's how she's
poisoned. With fitting a oh umI guess an expert says AI could replace
eighty percent of the jobs incoming youeighty percent of the jobs in coming years.

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But hey, not to worry thatthat's a good thing. You know
why because they say people can findbetter things to do with their life than
work for a living. Uh.Yeah, there's this little thing called money.
What the red flag? Anybody?Red flag? Aloo? A meteorite
blasted a hole through a house inNew jerseys had Monday afternoon. The house

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of damage. Nobody was hurting,but it's inside. Spirit Airlines. Looks
like passengers were enraged at Spirit Airlineson Sunday when a flight left early.
They wait a minute, this isgroundbreaking. We're so big, we do
our own sound effects. Breaking news. Spirit Airlines leaves a gate early.

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Wow, baking up for all thepass whoa, what does that happen?
Spirit Airlines leaves the gate early.Boy said, no Spirit Airlines flight attendant
ever, but apparently it happened.It looks like they closed the boarding door
several minutes early, causing a fewpassengers to miss their flight. Passengers were

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at the bar because that's where youhang out when you're on a Spirit Airlines
flight. God, dang, Igotta drink, man, I'm on a
Spirit Airlines flight. Um, Iunderstand leaving early. If everybody's on board
and sitting and waiting, Yeah,to kind of need everybody. Huh,
Well, let's just go ahead andlock her down. I don't know not
everybody's on board, but shoot,we got in the majority of them.

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Let's shut the doorn, go aheadand send her. They just did a
little little announcement. We're doing thebuddy game. Is anybody's buddy not here?
And they didn't hear any calls.Everybody got their buddy. It looks
like everybody's on. We're just gonnago ahead and take off, all right?
Hang on, Um, we've neverdone this. Four h sixty three
old woman with a walker was arest in New Orleans on Friday. She's

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tried to rib a bank with awalker. I hope she had tennis balls
on it. Right, slow,getaway where it gave me all your money.
I'm out of here. Um.There's a super muscular pigeon and we
looked at the photo. It's goneviral because well, you don't really normally

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see a pigeon all yoked like this. Guy looked like he's been doing squats
and like right leg presses and shoulderlooks like he could bitch probably about two
fifty lot of chest work. Yeah, big pigeon, it's out there yoked,
doing like five hundred push ups inbetween flights. Um, all right,
So if you missed this the otherday, it was a Monday's game

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between the Detroit Tigers and Cleveland Guardians. There was I guess an outfield and
trying to steal second base by doorbut oh or whatever his name is.
Anyway, the catcher, Mike Zanino, he fired the ball to second base,
but as this guy slid into thebag, the ball or the ball
hit him in the dingling. Ohno, straight bounced off his cup book

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and it bounced right into the gloveof the second baseman who made the tag.
So it says he was hurt,but he stayed in the game.
Tigers ended up winning. But yeah, man, he bounced a ball of
his dingling. I played catcher allthe way up through Little League, and
Babe Ruth, I didn't do highschool baseball because I enjoyed springs the summer

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too much. But yeah, Igot thumped in a cup one time.
And they had to. It's weirdthey make you sit down? Did they
drop you on your head? LikeI got hit? And I was just
rolling around on the ground because theydidn't. They didn't understand it. Like
a part of the package was pinchedbecause it broke the cup and it it
was pinching me. So I'm likeyeah, yeah, yow wow wow.

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And the umpire, I was likeold still and he makes me stretch my
legs out and he's like dropping meon my butt, like picking me up
my legs, you know, outon the dirt and he would just drop
me on my But I'm like,what are you doing? I'm like pitching
the boys? All right? Howabout this? Because the boys Robert de
Niro seventy nine. Obviously he's beentalking with Jeff and rocking out Miss Clinic.

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Because Robert de Niro just became afather again at seventy nine. Dude's
gonna be ninety when his kids liketen. He's been collecting Social Security for
eight years already. Man, thatis insane, andn't it rotten? Seventy
nine? I'm like what, LikeI showed him to the kid game late,

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but damn seventy nine because he's havinga kid. What are you doing?
He's gonna be eighties six eighty sevenby the time he's going to like
parent teacher conferences. Dude, that'sI mean eighty six eighty seven. This
is seven eight years from now.I don't know, seven or eight.
I mean, what is that secondthird grade? Right? That's too funny,

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man, I can't imagine. He'syou know those kids in high school?
Where's your pops? He's the dudein a wheelchair. I did ninety
four six it whatever, like damn, but he is still the raging bull,
right. I mean, you know, Robert de Niro, even at
seventy nine, dude has a littleswagger. It's not legg it's you know,

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who's another seventy nine year old tobe out there in them? You
know Jack Nicholson used to have swagger, and he's older now and I think
he sort of lost it. Yeah, he looks like a He looks like
a homeless person. Right, isn'tBiden like seventy nine or eighty. He's
not eighty yet. But yeah,yeah, so that dude got no swagger.
He can't go plete a sentence.You imagine that dude. You come

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in a like damn um, allright, how about this Iron Maiden.
Well, they take their trademark seriously, so seriously they threatened to take legal
action against a Lingerie come and hecalled Maidenware. Oh wow, Maidenware makes
shapewear, bras panties, of course, sets all the codes to up with

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the brand. I guess the thetrademark on an Iron Maiden for all kinds
of clothing. Although Lingerie isn't mentioned, these guys they own the trademark on
Iron Maiden for tons of clothing,right, even though lingrei is not mentioned.
Um, they feel the goods arerelated enough and the term maiden in

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both brands is confusingly similar, They'resaying in the lawsuit, so interested to
see where that one shapes up.Everybody suing everybody. I feel like maiden
Form has been around for decades though, Like I feel like that's sort of
like the old Sears catalog stuff thatthey used us the Maidenware. Oh,

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Maidenware, I was thinking, No, Maidenware is the name of Lingree company.
See if it pulls the filter becausemaiden Form is also bros panties shapewear.
Oh is it? So you wouldknow that scoop. I just I
did a Google search for it.What is Maidenware? I did search for
maidenware and it says did you meanmaiden form? So no, I meant

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maidenwaar you a piece of um?So. Last Friday, Single de Mayo,
the Kansas pulled over a car thatseemed to be driving erratically, and
when they walked up to the driver, the guy was wearing a full on
bud Light Can costume. Oh wow, yeah, probably well, probably a

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funny costume given the latest publicity ofbud Light's world m But I guess he
got out he had to do afield sobriety test in the blight caned costume.
There's no doubt people drive him bythat that roadside stop. We're like,
oh my god, that's something yougotta get on right on film,
Like hold up, we gotta gofilm. I mean, if he's got

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clothes under it, I'm sure heasked to take it off, and I'm
sure the cops were like, no, no, you do it like that.
It's funny because the police department postedan amusing photo of this guy on
Facebook and noted that suspects are innocent, deal proving guilty he's in a bud
light can costume. That's funny.I wonder if he was charged with having

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an open container. Shut up?All right, So we went over this
yesterday. Now there's a big storyto watch street journal about how self checkouts
are now asking for tips and andit has all kinds of examples. Somebody
bought a six dollars bottle of waterat a self checkout kiosk at the airport

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and at wanted them to leave atwenty percent tip. A baseball fan grabbed
a beer from a self service fridgeat San Diego. This is the same
thing I went through with the Broncostating right, and it asked him to
leave a tip. So this isgonna happen more and more self checkout is
gonna be asking for tips. Ohall right, this is kind of crazy

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story. If you know anybody thatowns a Rivian, there was a fender
bender on a Rivian and this guy, well, he rear ended it in
a low speed fender bender. Eventhe cops called it a low speed fender
bender. The rear bumper looked abit damaged, but nothing too serious.
However, after taking it to acertified rivan repair shop, the total repair

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cost forty two thousand dollars. Fortytwo thousand dollars. The other guy's car,
the repair cost on it, andit had more damage because it was
the front of the car. Itwas sixteen hundred bucks. Sixteen hundred bucks.
Yeah, the forty two thousand dollarsrepair costs and the rental cost of

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the rental car was close to maximout, maxim out the driver's fifty thousand
dollars insurance payout. And what's crazyis the Rivian isn't that damaged. It's
not that it's not that bad.It's just the rear bumper and body panel
and tailgate bits. They're just overfourteen thousand dollars. So forty two thousand

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dollars rear bumper replacement seems a littlebit spendy when you're looking at the cost,
but that's what because the crumble zones, that's what they're saying, is
gonna be the total cost of replacingall these body panels and some parts of
the tailgate forty two grand. Sojust throwing it out there, don't tailgate
Rivian. It's not worth it.Yeah, Jesus, Well, this guy

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is not driving anything electric he's drivingsomething that caused a lot of people to
call nine one one. This dudeis driving a jet ski down Highway ninety
eight. Oh Dadney police officers andAlabama had to pull a man driving a
jet ski down the Highway ninety eight. According to the Facebook post, this
man was driving a jet ski.Officers got several calls for witnesses saying that

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there was a bright yellow jet skiwith peak stripes driving down the highway and
apparently the guy who he put ajet ski body on a motorcycle. And
it looks from the side shot andphoto, it looks just like a jet
ski. It's just the wheels arevery covered with the jet ski body.
Right, you don't know it's amotorcycle. It just looks like a jet

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ski sitting on it like a jetski. I could totally see people calling
about that though. There is adude flying down the road on a jet
ski. Oh absolutely all right.And here's a creepy story about this guy
who's been plaguing this village and scaringresidents in a rubber suit. The notorious
gimp called the Somerset Gimp, hasplagued villages dressed in a rubber suit.

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He's been arrested yet again after jumpingout, terrifying locals. This menace,
known in the area as the quoteSomerset Gimp, has been stuck in communities
for a number of years and policehave taken action yet again. Authorities have
been called more than twenty occasions sincetwenty sixteen. Oh wow at the reports

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of this oddball that's chased people walkinghome at night while grunting. Apparently the
suspect has previously been arrested on numerousoccasions, has been taken back into custody.
Please say now they're well, now, they're just aware of this guy
who looks like a member. Calledat twelve or seven in the morning after

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a man in his thirties was actingbizarre as he walked up to him.
This man wearing a latex suit jumpedout in front of these people and I
guess scared him off. He alsojumped out in front of a vehicle who
was coming to a stop. Thatwould freak a lot of people out with
him. I mean, he's ina full on gimp outfit like you see
in pulp fiction, right. Ithink he's escaped from something. Yeah,

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anyway, it looks like officers ridesthe scene. Three or four minutes after
phone call, they located and detaineda man, and apparently he's been a
wrestling suspicion of causing public nuisance.Remains under investigation for several other incidents.
I feel like this is just oneof those cases where you know, it
looks like this guy, look atit. Here's a picture of him crawling

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out from a bush. Oh yeah, I mean he's in a black rubber
outfit and he crawled out from abush and scared the crap out of somebody.
I feel like you see jumped outin front of a car right,
well, Carl, that was comingto a stop. Okay, yeah,
I might not come to a stopseeing him, right. I feel like
this is just one of those caseswhere this dude just needs to get his
ass beat right, Like somebody jumpedout of rubber suit. Like I'm I'm

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swinging right away. I'm like,yeah, this is well, what of
us is gonna die? I'm notcalling the cops. I'm like, uh
no, yeah, man, thisis Look, we just need to bring
back up the opportunity to crack somebodyin the face.