Some kids stole a Train, and managed to derail it.

Some kids stole a Train, and managed to derail it.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O seven nine KBP I and your show time
for stupid stories.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stol yeah salsal.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Stupid Stories brought you by Today is the kickoff of
the twenty fifth anniversary of the Gathering of the juggalo O.
I was at first one in the middle of nowhere,
Ohio is where this one is being held with gwar
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(00:30):
Kings and my favorite name out of the bunch. I
don't know anything he sings, but razor tongue.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Damn, it's so funny. Goarz on there.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
They were like transformers before transformers are transformers. If a
transformer dies, can he just go ahead and use him
as a regular car?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Huh, well one hundred thousand oft of them.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
God depends what killed the transform I guess so dead
battery probably probably not going to get that car to
turn over.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Oh the Timothy, I see a headline says was it
Kylie Jenner and Timothy shadow Me?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Have they split up? Is that news?

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:20):
No, I guess that's news. Okay, of course I couldn't
point him out of a photo. If you shared you
know what. I bet he was jealous of her cool mustache.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
She got a good one.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Happy International left Handers Day. Oh, roughly one of ten
people worldwide or lefties. And you know what, my I
gotta hav an identical twin brother. He's left handed. It
was one of the weirdest things.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Left handed people. You have some you have some issues,
like how do you all use scissors?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Golf clubs? Golf clubs go the other way?

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah, yeah, it's weird. Man. What are a few other
things zippers? Yeah, yeah, a few other.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Things designed for left handers. I wonder if you would
consider a belt one mm.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, I don't know about that.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
It really depends. I guess which way you lace it right? Uh?

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Something about novelty mugs or sometimes it says something on
one side.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Oh yeah, you just now all of a sudden hand
power tools.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
No, well, some of them are kind of yeah, some
of them for sure, like look at room, So yeah,
that would be yeah, that'd be interesting anyway, left hand Sorry,
you guys got short in the deal koc is bringing
back as Potato Web does have to ditch them in
twenty twenty.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I don't think that's a smart mood.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Kss like we want to have a quarter piece of
baked potato ordered bait potato. Man, that's not That's not
anything anybody wants. They're like steak fries man. Nobody likes him.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
It's like, damn, they're good every once in a while.
It's kind of like, oh, you know, I haven't had
a potato wedge in a while, but give me a
traditional fry.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Man.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Sixty year old dude accidentally poisoned himself after following health
advice from chat GPT.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
See that already trying to kill us. Man.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
He was looking for a salt substitute and chat GPT
gave him sodium bromide. It's a comedy ingredient in pesticides,
so yeah, oh, probably shouldn't use that as as salt substitute. Look,
you could use it as a substitute.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
You might die, but you could use it as a
substitute once.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Right, I'm telling you, man, care for what you ask
chat GPT Jim and I remember number one thing they
talked about destroying humanity.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
A guy in.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Oregon lost an arm trying to stop suspect the car
Thie's by throwing a homemade grenade at him.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Oh, his homemade grenade. Well, let's just say he was
obviously it was homemade. Not very good homemade either.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Right, it got himself, Did it get the other guys?

Speaker 2 (04:24):
No? No, just got his arm.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Ye you imagine being in the car as it flees,
that dude just throw his arm at us. That dude
tore his arm off and hooked it at us.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
He's crazy. Let's not steal from him again.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Thirty one year old poster work in California played guilty
after stealing credit cards and checks from people's mail and
spending the money on luxury goods and travel. She got
caught posting big stacks cash on Instagram. Idiot, man, don't

(05:02):
you want to choke people out like that?

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Don't advertise your crime.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
But you, oh, thieves suck especially man, things like that,
and you go around posting on social Media're an idiot.
A man in Utah was called two pounds of meth
and inside bags of raw shrimp. Seriously, y'all need to
figure out better ways of hiding drugs.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Man, what yesterday was cheese spread or something like that?

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Man, like seven or eight big ass cans of cheese
spread in your carry on, Like that's not gonna stick out,
you moron.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
She was this dude to have nine candid cheese spread
in his bag. Let us open up, take a look
at it. Metal.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Can't this dude hiding two pounds of meth inside.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Raw shrimp bro.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
A woman in Connecticut facing fraud chargers after suing Goodwill
claiming she slipped on a banana peel outside one of
the stores. She straight up went with the wiley coyote
roadrunner scenario. Thought she was gonna sue Goodwill and get rich.
Security footage showed there wasn't even a banana. She didn't

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even put out a banana peel. She just said there
was a banana peel, Like you gotta do your homework, even.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
If you're a thieving very Mario Kart.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
I'm gonna sue because I fell on a banana peel
out in front of y'all store, a banana peel, like
even hitting them with that excuse, really a banana?

Speaker 2 (06:35):
You're gonna go with that.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Cartoon like scenario and thinking that works.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Idiots.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Somebody in Canada they got pulled over because they had
a gas nozzle and the hose just hanging out the
side of the cars driving down the.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Road just dragging. Have you ever driven off with one?

Speaker 2 (06:54):
No?

Speaker 1 (06:55):
I had a buddy in high school then you know
paide for got to take out of the tank and
drove off with it.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Did you guys hear how insulted I was when he
said you're I was like, no, what?

Speaker 2 (07:08):
What? Am I a girl? Do I know?

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Has Monica ever driven off?

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yeah? I'm sure I have anything to paste that up? No,
I can look. Let me text her, she's a terrible driver.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
You can text her.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Well, she's on Wi Fi. Okay, if she's on WiFi?
Have you my stupid phone? Ever driven off with the gas?
We'll say fuel holes?

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Use in.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Still inside guessing, still inside gas? I kept, you know what,
I wouldn't be surprised she has. Hey, and I don't
know why y'all laughing as but Julie has to ask you.
I put all up them Video of the day again.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Back to AI.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Somebody asks you look chat GPT. There's ways that obviously
you know they're trying to destroy us, like telling that dude,
I don't know, use something that was gonna kill him
for assault substitute. But here's ways we can make fun
of them. This dude they used chat GPT's voice mode
on two different phones, and they had him say goodbye

(08:26):
to each other. It's still going on. They're still saying
goodbye as we speak there. It's like the endless goodbye.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
The song that never ends, but just a goodbye.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Can you imagine just two AI dumb dumbs going at
it like an endless goodbye?

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Don't you say goodbye? Don't goodbye to you?

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Hey? If they're too busy saying goodbye to each other,
I mean they're too busy to.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Uh the man, they can multitask.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
A man at Berkeley his South Carolina, has been charged
at their deputy to say he posted a video to Facebook.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
As he was fleeing from the cops.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
According to Berkeley County Shar's Office, a deputy is cadet
party were patrolling this road. They stopped the vehicle that
was tailgating and failing to maintain, oh, maintain his lane,
so he was swearing all over the place. Debuty attempted
the traffic stop with the driver, later identified as Rashaan
Kuamain Scott. He pretended to stop, then sped away started

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to chase that reached speeds over one hundred miles per
hour during the pursuit, they say Rashaan he started.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
A video on his Facebook page of.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Him trying to run from the cops as he was
doing it. He's running from the cops and he's doing
a live stream of himself doing it. Good lord, man,
some people are so stupid. So yeah, deputies successfully deployed
stop sticks and disabled the vehicle, forced Scott to stop,

(09:58):
they arrested him. He said they found approximately fifty seven
grams in marijuana inside the vehicle. He's been arrested in
charge with failure to stop for blue lights, second offense,
driving under suspicion, third subsequent offense, habitual traffic offender, possession
with the intent to distribute holy In the past five years,

(10:21):
he's had more than five driving under suspension charges. Also
had prior convictions for failure to stop for blue lights.
Kid Lord from December twenty nineteen and April twenty twenty one.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Why is this dude? Like how is he? I mean,
what's he doing out?

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Let's just five duy stops or driving under suspension stops
plus two failure to stop, Like why is this guy
even out?

Speaker 2 (10:58):
It wasn't like though they were in like two thousand
and four.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
You know for all recent Yeah, they were in the
last few years.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
That soft on.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Crime stuff is so bs you know what it is,
it's pro crime.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
These people should not be out.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
The air Force pilot recently made emergency landing to save
a woman's life, and on her way out the door.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
She didn't think him, she didn't give him a hug.
She flipped him off.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Oh how rude.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
The plane was over northern Canada and made a sharp
turn to the right, headed for an airport in Newfoundland.
Passengers shared two clips of the pilot coming on PA
to explain the situation. First said, they're making emergency landing
and you see paramedics waiting on the tarmac when they land,
and then they.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Take off again.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
The pilot comes back on the intercom tells everybody what happened.
He says they saved the life, but that she was
a bit angry when they took her out the plane
and she gave us the finger on her way out.
Multiple people in the comments said they wish airlines would
quote normalized pilot gossip on the PA because it was

(12:11):
so funny.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
That's awesome, all right, this is a it's one of
those stories you reading. You got you got to kid me.
Tell me what's wrong with the story? Man?

Speaker 3 (12:22):
It was the rest of Friday after he broke into
an automotive place in Richmond of Washington to a tree
his phone. The breaking happened at one point thirty pm
when a neighboring business employee reported seeing a person throw
a rock to the front door of the closed and
unoccupied shop. They responded to police respond to the scenes,
trying to building instruct the suspect to exit. The individual

(12:46):
complied and was detained with the without incident for exiting
through the back of the business. Suspect claimed that he
broke into the shop the tree of his phone, which
he said was inside.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Of his vehicle in the garage.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Oh so, what's wrong with that story?

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Well?

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Anything stand out of you?

Speaker 1 (13:10):
I mean, you definitely went around about it the wrong way.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
You don't what stood out to me that story?

Speaker 3 (13:17):
What's that one thirty pm? M What the hell is
the automotive reparashot doing being closed at one thirty the
afternoon on a weekday?

Speaker 2 (13:26):
It's like, what why you one thirty the afternoon? Why
you closed?

Speaker 3 (13:30):
If my phone was lost, like if I dropped my
car off at eleven, like damn well, I'll let my
phone in there and I come back to get it.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
And you were closed. Hell, you should be able to
break in, right.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
What are you doing being closed on a Monday at
one thirty in the afternoon. Man, you're a car repair
of business. Open your stupid shot.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Right, I could see a long lunch, but you probably
saw have somebody in the office.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Dude, open your shop. You should let that do go
all right.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Two juveniles have been detained for stealing a train in
South Carolin. Not only did they steal a train, they
caused the derailment. So this happened Laurens, South Carolina, between
five pm and APM on Saturday. Junos Unlavey entered both
Carolina Piedmont Railroad and the CSX Transportation Railroad facilities. They

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determined the juveniles started an engine that was connected to
two other engines, and then they drove all three around
the yard before taking them onto the rail line that
connects to Greenville, South Carolina.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
Okay, wow, Anyway, while attempting to return the engine to
the yard or turn it around a guess to get
on the line, they collided with some parked railcars and unfortunately.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
The engine they had in drive mode, so they wouldn't
stop driving.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
They kept pushing, just pushing. Uh, you got to cause
a big.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Derailment, which then caused significant damage to several of the
other cars.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Oh, two teenagers. Man, they got charge of second degree burglary.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Listen to this, grand larceny over ten thousand dollars, malicious
damage of property over ten thousand dollars, willful destruction of
railroad property over ten thousand dollars, and something called injury.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
To railroad anyway.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Imagine that's pretty tough to do, but they did it.
That's gotta be an ugly charge.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Man.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
What do you think of train engine costs?

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Oh? I imagine that thing's gotta go for. I mean,
oh Jesus, one.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Hundred and fifty to two hundred grand an engine, seventy
five to one hundred and fifty.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
A new locomotive engine, a new one, three hundred thousand.
Let's go a little higher, five hundred higher, Oh damn.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Seven hundred higher, a million higher?

Speaker 1 (16:20):
No way, some motive somewhere between two point three and
three million.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Holy dude. They had three of them tethered together, all.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
An older steam locomotive, especially those inoperable condition will run
anywhere between seven hundred and fifty thousand to one million,
but a new standard.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yeah, theive regular locomotives.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Two point three to three million dollars apart.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
All right.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Update Monica has not oh.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
He goes, No, I've not done that, but I've hit
plenty of curves.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
Well, all right, so she's not taking off with the
gas a fuel line in her gas tank.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
I'm proud of her. I'm just not just saying what
you'all know. I'm proud of her.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
I think the pay at the pumps has solved a
lot of those issues.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Or caused a lot of those issues.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Well, I think you're just standing out there waiting with it,
as opposed to if you're pay inside, you'll maybe come
out and sit.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
Yeah, it was this thing of the old times where
you know full service, somebody would do it for you.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
That would be funny.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Shout out to all the ladies rolling down the street
with your fuel lines, stealing your gas tank clueless.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
That's awesome.