February 3, 2025 • 9 mins
Someone broke into a mall, just to steal some uncooked Cinnabon Dough
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O seven nine kbp I and your show time
for stupid stories stop. Yeah a star, there you go,
stupid stories brought to you by the Nuggets. Hey man
putting up a couple of wins. Uh, let's see, there's
a couple things to solid tempera silis chrime matches hern
(00:21):
Oh really, I feel like that monopoly outside Kim Kardashian,
Is there a company where more people laid on top
of them?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Uh. Starbucks is gonna offer free oat milk. Oh, okay,
that's an incentive.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
There was a while back where they were like, we
have to start charging more for oat milk, and it
made a big uproar because people are like, I have
to have my old milk. Really, So now I guess
they're like, Okay, well.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I want to go to Starbucks just to see people
I need my old milk. I mean, but look, I
guess free oat milk is I guess not much off
their back when you're thinking it's a ten dollar coffee.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Right, Really, what they're gonna do is just start charging
more for real milk. Balance it all out.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah right, yeah, no doubt only fans Star and a
Polly died in a fall from a hotel balcony while
I'm a three some with two men. I mean, at
least she died doing something her father hated. Sorry, sorry
to soon so. Beauty influencers, if you influencers on TikTok,
(01:38):
I mean I follow a lot of them, Scoop and I. Oh, yeah,
that's all we have our accounts for, really is to
follow beauty influencers, right anyway, makeup tips, you can hardly
tell this's funny, I guess some of them. One of
them has been claiming that you should rub banana peels
(02:01):
all over your face like it's it's like a natural
botox or something. She just takes a banana peel and
just ladders or face up with it. Experts say, that's yeah,
probably not really gonna do anything at all besides making
I guess smell like a banana.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Maybe break out, put some sugar in those pores.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah. Uh, but you know what, hey, man, I say,
you beauty influencers on TikTok, y' all, you keep doing
your thing. You can't keep reub and crap on your
face and they'll be dumb people to watch it. That's hysterical.
Try mud dirt here poop. Somebody in New York says
(02:48):
that the cashiers at an audi store, Now this is
what they're claiming. They claiming they refuse to accept some
two dollars bills that this guy had on them. That's
all you have, so he wanted to pay for some grouches.
None of the cashiers knew what a two dollar bill was.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Oh wow, if I saw that, I would have been like,
let me trade you out. I'll give you twenty for
ten to two.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
They thought they were counterfeit. But and apparently it's more
than one of them. That's weird, right, they made a
two dollar bill?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Right? How much was his bill? Was he buying a lot?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Like no, no, no, eight dollars or something like that.
He had two dollars bills and they were like.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
We're not taking that, bro. I can't fool us with that.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
They didn't make a two dollar bill. Twenty two year
old woman assaulted a female seven eleven employed with a
banana want she trying to row to her face.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Lots of bananas in the stories.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, man, Cody, the reports to the sailant works as
a stripper in Florida. I know why. That's a detail
she attacked it with a banana.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Uh. Expedia's debunking miss about buying airfare, Like the further
ahead you booked, the cheaper it will be. They're saying,
that's not true. But I just paid double the ticket,
you know, to Puerto Rico. Then what it was three
weeks ago, Like it was four hundred dollars when I
bought it it was nine hundred.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Maybe these aren't the people that are giving expert advice
when it benefits them to sell a much more expensive
ticket at the last minute. Right, don't buy your tickets early.
That'd be a bad move.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Right, We need you to buy them a little bit
later so we could charge you more for them. Suck.
The fish researchers at the University of Pittsburgh, Well, they
figured out why your mama used to tell you, let's
scratch that itch. Remember that, oh, don't scratch a mosquito.
(04:54):
By don't scratch it, you'd be like, I just want
to scratch it, all right, So interesting kind of deal.
So the use of mice. Some of the mice were
allowed to scratch this rash. Others weren't. One group, Oh,
they wore the cone of shame oh no.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Little rat cone.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Uh huh, a little tiny mouse cone. Uh. Anyway, they
found that itching a rash makes it worse because your
pain sensing neurons released a compound called substance P that
makes everything even more inflame than swollen. That part was
not surprising. However, check out this scratching reduced the amount
(05:37):
of stab bacteria on their skin, and that's the most
common bacteria that leads to you know, skin infections. So
scratching out some of that staff could potentially help protect
you from you know, more serious issues. So there's a
there's a little bit of a benefit. They're trying to
figure out why, you know, why it feels good to
(05:59):
you know, scratching the Okay, I wish I could see
an itch like here, let me get that for you.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
My leg's ititching right now. I'm debating whether I scratch
it or not.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Oh, I'm like, no, don't ask me to the weird Uh.
Scratching out some of that stuff anyway could colead to
that and that's why they think we have evolved any
way that makes itching a rash feels so good. But
they say overall, don't scratch it, as it might have benefit.
But oh roll, Your mum was right. It does more
harm than good. You shouldn't itch any of the rashes
(06:29):
you have, and shame on you for having rashes, you
dirty bastard. All right, so this is kind of wild.
You ever heard of the comedy cow Yee Farms? So
they make a lot of chocolate apparently a lot of
the chocolate yogurt covered products, like dark chocolate, walnuts, yogurt,
you know, covered like almonds.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Just a bunch of that stuff, right, yogurt pretzels sound
good right now?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yet see I'm never into that son now, dark chocolate almonds,
dark chocolate apricots. Anyway, guess what. Apparently they have an
undeclared amount of milk, soy and wheat in their products,
and apparently it's enough to do a class one recall.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Oh wow, yeah, that's big.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
It says, I got to worry. Class one recall. Here's
what is defined as a situation in which there is
a reasonable probability that the use of or exposure to,
uh this product will cause serious adverse health consequences or death.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Oh wow ooh yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Class one. It says, Class one, two or three indicate
degree of health hazard of the recalled product one is
the most severe. Calui Farms did not immediately respond to
people's requests for a comment. Yeah, because they're like, damn,
we doomed. Yes, don't eat any of that crap from
(07:58):
Calu Farms. Lastly, somebody in Atlanta facing felony charges after
breaking into a mall and stealed a bunch of cinabuns.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I mean it happened in the middle of the night though,
so they weren't the ones that were, you know, all gooey,
you ready to eat. They just stole cinnabuns so they
can make it at home.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Oh okay, which.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
All right, I mean in a way I get it.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Sure can't be standing around them all all night waiting
for your cinnabonton.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I mean, but seriously, breaking into a mall, there's steal
a bunch of frozen cinnamons. I said to them, join
them warm and gooey right on the resident. Anyway, they
had a funny post about it. They being the sheriff.
They said, Uh, cinnabuns can't be tempting, but breaking it
into a mall for a midnight snack, it's just not smart. Now,
(08:47):
instead of joining a warm gooey cinnabun row. You're facing
a felony burglary charge. The county jail does have food,
but trust us it's no cinnabun.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
They're still looking for him, so we'll see, we'll see.
I'd be like, oh man, just letting go, ex that
he's gonna get let go anyway. He replaced it with Pillsbury. Uh,
you know, the little cinnamon R.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Not the same, not the same, right,
One O seven nine kbp I and your show time
for stupid stories stop. Yeah a star, there you go,
stupid stories brought to you by the Nuggets. Hey man
putting up a couple of wins. Uh, let's see, there's
a couple things to solid tempera silis chrime matches hern
(00:21):
Oh really, I feel like that monopoly outside Kim Kardashian,
Is there a company where more people laid on top
of them?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Uh. Starbucks is gonna offer free oat milk. Oh, okay,
that's an incentive.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
There was a while back where they were like, we
have to start charging more for oat milk, and it
made a big uproar because people are like, I have
to have my old milk. Really, So now I guess
they're like, Okay, well.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I want to go to Starbucks just to see people
I need my old milk. I mean, but look, I
guess free oat milk is I guess not much off
their back when you're thinking it's a ten dollar coffee.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Right, Really, what they're gonna do is just start charging
more for real milk. Balance it all out.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah right, yeah, no doubt only fans Star and a
Polly died in a fall from a hotel balcony while
I'm a three some with two men. I mean, at
least she died doing something her father hated. Sorry, sorry
to soon so. Beauty influencers, if you influencers on TikTok,
(01:38):
I mean I follow a lot of them, Scoop and I. Oh, yeah,
that's all we have our accounts for, really is to
follow beauty influencers, right anyway, makeup tips, you can hardly
tell this's funny, I guess some of them. One of
them has been claiming that you should rub banana peels
(02:01):
all over your face like it's it's like a natural
botox or something. She just takes a banana peel and
just ladders or face up with it. Experts say, that's yeah,
probably not really gonna do anything at all besides making
I guess smell like a banana.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Maybe break out, put some sugar in those pores.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah. Uh, but you know what, hey, man, I say,
you beauty influencers on TikTok, y' all, you keep doing
your thing. You can't keep reub and crap on your
face and they'll be dumb people to watch it. That's hysterical.
Try mud dirt here poop. Somebody in New York says
(02:48):
that the cashiers at an audi store, Now this is
what they're claiming. They claiming they refuse to accept some
two dollars bills that this guy had on them. That's
all you have, so he wanted to pay for some grouches.
None of the cashiers knew what a two dollar bill was.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Oh wow, if I saw that, I would have been like,
let me trade you out. I'll give you twenty for
ten to two.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
They thought they were counterfeit. But and apparently it's more
than one of them. That's weird, right, they made a
two dollar bill?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Right? How much was his bill? Was he buying a lot?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Like no, no, no, eight dollars or something like that.
He had two dollars bills and they were like.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
We're not taking that, bro. I can't fool us with that.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
They didn't make a two dollar bill. Twenty two year
old woman assaulted a female seven eleven employed with a
banana want she trying to row to her face.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Lots of bananas in the stories.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, man, Cody, the reports to the sailant works as
a stripper in Florida. I know why. That's a detail
she attacked it with a banana.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Uh. Expedia's debunking miss about buying airfare, Like the further
ahead you booked, the cheaper it will be. They're saying,
that's not true. But I just paid double the ticket,
you know, to Puerto Rico. Then what it was three
weeks ago, Like it was four hundred dollars when I
bought it it was nine hundred.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Maybe these aren't the people that are giving expert advice
when it benefits them to sell a much more expensive
ticket at the last minute. Right, don't buy your tickets early.
That'd be a bad move.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Right, We need you to buy them a little bit
later so we could charge you more for them. Suck.
The fish researchers at the University of Pittsburgh, Well, they
figured out why your mama used to tell you, let's
scratch that itch. Remember that, oh, don't scratch a mosquito.
(04:54):
By don't scratch it, you'd be like, I just want
to scratch it, all right, So interesting kind of deal.
So the use of mice. Some of the mice were
allowed to scratch this rash. Others weren't. One group, Oh,
they wore the cone of shame oh no.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Little rat cone.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Uh huh, a little tiny mouse cone. Uh. Anyway, they
found that itching a rash makes it worse because your
pain sensing neurons released a compound called substance P that
makes everything even more inflame than swollen. That part was
not surprising. However, check out this scratching reduced the amount
(05:37):
of stab bacteria on their skin, and that's the most
common bacteria that leads to you know, skin infections. So
scratching out some of that staff could potentially help protect
you from you know, more serious issues. So there's a
there's a little bit of a benefit. They're trying to
figure out why, you know, why it feels good to
(05:59):
you know, scratching the Okay, I wish I could see
an itch like here, let me get that for you.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
My leg's ititching right now. I'm debating whether I scratch
it or not.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Oh, I'm like, no, don't ask me to the weird Uh.
Scratching out some of that stuff anyway could colead to
that and that's why they think we have evolved any
way that makes itching a rash feels so good. But
they say overall, don't scratch it, as it might have benefit.
But oh roll, Your mum was right. It does more
harm than good. You shouldn't itch any of the rashes
(06:29):
you have, and shame on you for having rashes, you
dirty bastard. All right, so this is kind of wild.
You ever heard of the comedy cow Yee Farms? So
they make a lot of chocolate apparently a lot of
the chocolate yogurt covered products, like dark chocolate, walnuts, yogurt,
you know, covered like almonds.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Just a bunch of that stuff, right, yogurt pretzels sound
good right now?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yet see I'm never into that son now, dark chocolate almonds,
dark chocolate apricots. Anyway, guess what. Apparently they have an
undeclared amount of milk, soy and wheat in their products,
and apparently it's enough to do a class one recall.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Oh wow, yeah, that's big.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
It says, I got to worry. Class one recall. Here's
what is defined as a situation in which there is
a reasonable probability that the use of or exposure to,
uh this product will cause serious adverse health consequences or death.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Oh wow ooh yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Class one. It says, Class one, two or three indicate
degree of health hazard of the recalled product one is
the most severe. Calui Farms did not immediately respond to
people's requests for a comment. Yeah, because they're like, damn,
we doomed. Yes, don't eat any of that crap from
(07:58):
Calu Farms. Lastly, somebody in Atlanta facing felony charges after
breaking into a mall and stealed a bunch of cinabuns.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I mean it happened in the middle of the night though,
so they weren't the ones that were, you know, all gooey,
you ready to eat. They just stole cinnabuns so they
can make it at home.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Oh okay, which.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
All right, I mean in a way I get it.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Sure can't be standing around them all all night waiting
for your cinnabonton.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I mean, but seriously, breaking into a mall, there's steal
a bunch of frozen cinnamons. I said to them, join
them warm and gooey right on the resident. Anyway, they
had a funny post about it. They being the sheriff.
They said, Uh, cinnabuns can't be tempting, but breaking it
into a mall for a midnight snack, it's just not smart. Now,
(08:47):
instead of joining a warm gooey cinnabun row. You're facing
a felony burglary charge. The county jail does have food,
but trust us it's no cinnabun.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
They're still looking for him, so we'll see, we'll see.
I'd be like, oh man, just letting go, ex that
he's gonna get let go anyway. He replaced it with Pillsbury. Uh,
you know, the little cinnamon R.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Not the same, not the same, right,
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