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April 2, 2025 16 mins
Someone stole $350,000 Worth of meats.  And you may not be chatting with a model on OnlyFans
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O seven nine kbp I and your show time
for stupid stories.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Sto y'all all stop. Yeah you are.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Stup stories brought to you by Air Comfort, your local
carrier experts.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Ooh, scoop. Here it is Colrade bracest for snowy weekend
with slushy accumulation expected. Eh oh yeah, Oh it's ugly.
Saturday's supposed to be a high of thirty nine. Ooh no,

(00:34):
kid's going down with a low of twenty.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
So y'all definitely be scraping if you get up early
on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, it's crazy. Now you know why they cancel. They
postponed their car show. Oh yeah, that's that's not good.
All right, let's get step the stories. There's some funny ones. Um.
This poor woman seventy six years old, seventy six, she's
played the same lottery numbers for years, okay, seventy six. Well,

(01:07):
unfortunately for her, she's desperately searching for her winning lottery
ticket worth two and a half million dollars. Wow, okay,
that's all. Here's the problem. She left it in the
pocket of a jacket that she donated to Veterans of America.

(01:30):
Oh okay, so she's trying to get the jacket. Yeah,
fat chance, lady, Right, fat chance. If you won two
point five million dollars in a lottery ticket, Like, why
don't you keep your tickets in a better spot than
a jacket, especially when you're donating. Right, Oh, that would suck.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Right, I've got twenty dollars that I've been waiting to
show up in the laundry at some point. Yeah, I
couldn't imagine if it was two point two million. The
same situation somewhere has gotta be that ticket, right.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
I'd cry a lot. All right, new fashion train. You're
ready for this new fashion trends?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Sure, I'm looking for some new fashions.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
This is a gimming man. You ready? Okay? Prosthetic six
pack abs?

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Ooh, tell me more.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Sun of prosthetic six pack abs. That's it. That's it. Yeah,
that's all you can. So apparently guys are having prosthetic
abs put in.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Sounds like somebody might be able to three D print
over the weekend.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Well, I want you just do some sit ups. Right.
It's one thing to three D print them. It's another
thing to, like, I don't know, put them inside of
you somehow. It's a little much. It's a little much,
all right. Look, apparently, another study says, don't look at

(02:50):
your phone before bed. The study says that using screens
in bed for just half an hour to an hour
increases insomnia by fifty percent and reduces sleep duration by
twenty four minutes. But wait, if you watching your phone
for an hour, load it loan it reduce your sleep

(03:13):
duration an hour in twenty four minutes. A manic Cannon
was arrested after watching a movie on his iPad while
he was driving. It doesn't say what the movie was,
but hey, man, I feel like as long as he's
not we even in and out of his lane, he
should be fine. Right.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Have you just listened to it?

Speaker 2 (03:37):
He's just watching movies on his iPads? Don't, Mommy, just
rolling rolling, all right. So here's something else to worry about.
Chat GPT. God, this sucks. Man. Somebody has been busted
and I should have thought about We should have thought
about this before. People have been using chat GPT to

(03:58):
generate convincing fake receipts. Obviously that's bad for business and
employers and things like that, because they come in and
bringing stuff using fake receipts.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Try to return it.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, damn chat GBT is getting nasty. All right.
So some April Fools jokes that we well, we didn't see.
Do you see what Hidden Valley Ranch did?

Speaker 1 (04:22):
No? I didn't see a lot of jokes yesterday. Nothing
something that stood out.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah, man, I know me either. That's why I was like,
oh okay, I didn't see these yesterday. But Hidden Valley
Ranch it came out with Hidden Valley Ranch flavored soda.
Oh okay, Ollipop is the brand and now it's four
fake varieties, Classic Ranch, Garlic, Grench, Hot Honey Ranch, and
Jilipino Ranch sodas.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Do you say they're fake flavors though? Yeah, because there
is a company that at like that Rocket Fizz place
where they sell ranch soda.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
There's a few diehard Ranch lovers that were sad it
was a prank. Yuck man Rams flavored soda that's too far.
Yahoo had a touch grass keyboard. They posted a video
of a keyboard with grass growing out of the keyboard,
out of each key Oh okay, yeah, anyone else crazy?

(05:16):
They they put it up as April Fool's joke. They
immediately sold out, all right, catpoop sitting candles Worth thing Yesterday,
a petsick company called Whisker announced a candle called cat
Pew number two. Uh, it's real. It just doesn't smell

(05:39):
like a litter box. It's rose in it. Oh well,
I wanted to smell like ammonia. Uh. Some company called
oh Dude Wipes, you know that company? Oh yeah, they
came up with the Dudeman. It's a shaver. This is hilarious.

(06:02):
It's a shaver, but it's shaped like a cone. Okay,
and it's meant to shave your butt. Oh you don't
really get in there and shave your butt right like
a you know, like a you know, ponty ice cream cone. Sure,

(06:23):
that's a little that's pretty funny. An entire outfit meant
for cleaning your glasses.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
The whole outfit.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Yeah, okay, they made a Uh they made a lot
of clothes made entirely out of micro fiber'cloth so you
can clean your glasses anywhere. Uh. Mood matching, Lingerie mood matching. Yeah,
lingerie brand journal. Uh anyway was behind it. Brown panties

(06:55):
that changed color like a mood ring depending on your move. Okay. Uh, yeah,
you quickly learned it. Yeah, women don't want anything to
do with this.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
You can't lie to me. You definitely say.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah, yeah right. Chocolate Bread. Recess had Chocolate Bread that
claimed they were selling peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Uh
in a form of just bread like uh huh okay.
Raising Cane's Skin moisturizers. They got Cardi b to do
a fake review for new skincare product based on this

(07:32):
there's signature sauce. She claimed to smell just like chicken.
It's pretty funny, so some pretty good April Fools jokes
that uh uh, I saw a video. It was kind
of to be honest, it's kind of anti climactic. There's
so headline of the yow watch Major League Boy snatch

(07:57):
drone and you're like, wait what. Apparently there was this
little mix up some drone gutt on the field. Umpires
didn't really know what to do with it. They were
having a code walk out on the field and this well,
this bad boy just walks over. It wasn't really a snatch.
He didn't really have to run, jump, do anything outside
or just reach up and grab it.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
It was hovering in one spot, not very far off
the ground.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yeah, snatch, I got it. And they were like, all right, playball,
very rating story, I had OnlyFans. So it does seem
odd when you think about this, right, this lawsuit is
really just a couple guys who two former Only Fans

(08:44):
subscribers are now suing the platform the class action lawsuit,
claiming that they were defrauded because creators alleged weren't interacting
directly with them, but were instead deploying agencies to impersonate
the models that they thought they were speaking into. And
this is only common sense. When you get a girl
that's got a million followers on there, right, and she

(09:07):
does all these quote videos and you know it says
message me and I'll talk to you or I'll engage
with you whatever, all the stuff you pay for. But
how could you do that with a million followers? Right?

Speaker 1 (09:21):
There's enough, not enough time in the day to answer
all those questions.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
So that's what they say this lawsuit. These women someone
who have hundreds of thousands of subscribers, we're talking to
them and direct messages and video clips. But also say
that if they'd known they weren't speaking directly to creators themselves,
they wouldn't have subscribed, or would have paid less to subscribe.
Instead of only fans stopped creators from using agencies to

(09:47):
talk to fans, they would consider going back spending money
on the platform. And you read more into it, and
apparently this is pretty common practice.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
What for only fans people to have a third party
answered message.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yeah, in lawsuit they say, well, we were just talking
about a single individual could not spend the number of
direct messages or video time to generate revenue from seven
hundred thousand fans that it would require. They just not
enough time during the day to answer all those you know,

(10:21):
messages and throw those things. By exercising its discretion to
enrich itself while participating in the deception of its customers
only fans consciously, it deliberately frustrates the agreed common purpose
of the contract and disappoints the reasonable expectation of plaintiffs

(10:43):
and class members, thereby depriving them of the benefit of
their bargain. Only fan agencies have been well documented as
an industry. Whole people employed by the agency managed creators
messages in some cases response to fans. Not all only

(11:06):
fan creators use agencies or what they call chatters, but
a lot of them do use agencies. Agencies advertise on
Only Fans as a service to the creators. So there's
a little rough there, and it says the company preyed
on and defrauded fans into divulging their deepest and innermost

(11:31):
personal secrets, including certain fantasies, fetishes, meyroal troubles, who sidle, audiations,
other private desires to account managers and senior account managers.
But they're saying they didn't sign up basically for an agency,

(11:51):
which is what most of these, let's just be honest,
the girls use right right now, only fantasy and creators
may choose work with white into third parties things like videographers,
talent managers, agencies to monetize and curate their content. They said,

(12:11):
that's all third party. Any third part of their creator
elects to work with, does not work on behalf of
Only Fans does not affiliated with the company in any way.
So that's their defense, okay, but it's still what they're
getting the money from the contract.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
You know, right right, they're getting their uh description fee
is you know, they're the creators are getting their cut.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Only fans are getting their cut. So if it's deceiving
the people, you feel like there's something there, right and
the judge allowed the case to pursue. Okay, it's gonna
be interesting to see where that goes because so many
of these these ladies use those agencies or chatters. Right,
I'm so glad I don't have to worry about the

(12:55):
crap nowdies.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
There's a lot of lies and deception just going on
in general, because I'm guessing about half of those girls
don't look like that on a regular basis anyway. No
filters make up all that.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
And when you're talking to an agency, who whose job
it is just to you know, answer all the desperate
dayless dudes in there? Right, that's hilarious, all right. So finally,
a fake trucking company, fake trucking company stole eighty thousand

(13:27):
pounds of beef from a Tennessee meatpacking plant this week. Dude,
you gotta find a pun shot with the meat department
this month. Authorities say it's worth almost four hundred thousand
dollars between three hundred and fifty three hundred and seventy
thousand dollars. Wow. The meat was supposed to go out
to customers, but the shipping coordinators subcontracted it to a

(13:50):
company called List Trucking sales, which is not a legit business.
Nobody checked out the drivers who picked it up for
this company.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
So what they do? They just backed up a white
box van picked up all this meat.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah, said said list trucking sales on it. They just
reached out to them. They offered to do this delivery.
I guess lower than the other company. Okay, so they
booked them. They backed this huge semi up to the
meat packing plant. Nobody checked the drivers because everything was
you know, looked like it was legit.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Right, they stole it. Wow, dude just drove off, never
to be seen again. Yea says unclear what thieves plan
to do with all that meat. They still not been caught.
The meat has not been accounted for. Where does it
take place at Tennessee? Okay, but they don't want to
say there's a black market for everything. With the price
of meat right now, there's a good chance that all

(14:45):
that meat has already been sold in a matter of
a day or two. Probably knew a couple of people
that were having family reunions or something. They're like, I'll
make you a deal for a big old park barbecue.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
I don't feel like anybody would go through that big
elaborate scheme without having a plan for the meat, you know,
right right, all right, what are we gonna do now
we got it? Oh?

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Shoot man, well my freezers filled. Why don't we just
abandon this truck now?

Speaker 2 (15:10):
We only have eighty eight thousand pounds of it. I
feel like there's more than a truck. I think that's
two trucks, right, two trucks maybe, Yeah, Okay, I mean
that's a pretty elaborate scheme. Yeah, it is to go
online to get the chuck and killing to hire you,
to have the trucks, for the trucks, to have a

(15:31):
sticker on them.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Right, because it's not like you're taking a U haul
that you went and got for twenty bucks.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yeah, but you all back, so I think there's gonna
be some questions, hey man. But yeah, three hundred and
fifty to three hundred seventy thousand dollars worth of steaks. Yeah,
you know, they had to plan for it. It's all
those guys in the trucks. It meets you the shopping

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Centers, twenty rabbis for twenty Yeah, we got it for free.
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