Stampede broke out after a Beyonce Concert, due to a Bug Sighting

Stampede broke out after a Beyonce Concert, due to a Bug Sighting

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
One seven nine KBPI and your show time for stupid stories.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Y'all all stop. Yeah you are stupid stories brought to you.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Bye.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Happy Gilmore Too comes out this Friday.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Dude, you know what they want for that on a rental?
Thirty dollars if you get it at home you can
sign up for right now.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Oh the initial one?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah for you. Uh it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
You can go get like Thunderboats is available on Netflix
right now. Okay, you can get it thirty bucks crazy.
All the movie prices twenty nine ninety nine. Ye kissed
my butt, But I guess if you went to theater
maybe it'd be that much. But still, it's a it's
gonna be on Netflix only.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Right Netflix only. It starts, uh Friday at one am,
Denver time. So if you want to stay up Thursday night,
maybe get home from the bar Thursday night at like midnight,
and you got about an hour to chill until it
comes out.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
See so many of those subscription services you want to
pay for that one, but so many of them you
could get like HBO or Pride or whatever it says
free with your subscription and you gotta.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Sign up with that stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Oh you mother, or you just like, pay now thirty dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Gool all right, just get to it.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Delta Airlines is oh, this is not good, man, because
if they do it, everybody's gonna do it. And you
know what I'm talking about when I say do it,
dynamic pricing. Oh no, oh god, can you believe what's
up with airlines Delta? Apparently he's leaning into this dynamic
ticket pricing, which uses they're gonna use artificial intelligence to

(01:39):
individually determine the highest fee that we'd be willing to
pay for flights.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah, that is Oh, that sucks it.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
And I feel like they're gonna start like a passenger
profile on you, and once you've paid a little bit,
they're just gonna try to inch it up a little
bit on you, Like we know this guy will pay,
so let's charge him more. I don't like that concept.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
No, it sucks, man, that sucks.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
We're all flying to Vegas. It should all be the
same price, I know, right.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Especially when you think about the ability to to leverage
and you know, put like certain other fees on you.
Oh like for example, remember you used to like I
fly Southwest a lot. It's open seating, so if you
wanted a you know, a window seat or an aisle seat.

(02:35):
You would try to get an a or a ber
you know, at least early up in the sea category.
Well now they're they're started charge for those. Oh you
want to you want a window seat, Well, that's an
up charge. You want to aisle seat, that's enough charge.
You want you know, you want to bag, that's an
up charge. You want to carry on, that's an up charge.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
It's crazy, man. So they're just gonna fee us to death.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Sucks. Uh. Suspect in Washington State hit a dozen cars
after speeding off on a stolen fire engine on Friday night.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Ooh, a fire engine. We used to have a fire
engine here that we'd bring out to promotional stuff.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Oh and it's a bitch to drive.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
It got in a couple accidents and it didn't flinch.
I'll just put it that way. They were built right.
A couple of the accidents, the people involved didn't know
that they had hit something. Oh like, I mean a
fire truck weighs I don't know, forty pounds, right, cars?
What four thousand if it's heavy.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah. A man in Vermont was the rest of last Wednesday.
He apparently was driving under the influence after he followed
a woman and crashed into a parked police cruiser.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Oh eah, no, so smart on his part, You idiot,
Why you gotta be severely junked?

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Crashed into a parked police cruiser, Like bro, it was there,
he couldn't see it. It was parked, and of all
the cars that hit, you're drunk, followed a woman and
you crash into a parked police cruiser.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah, I mean you deserve everything you get.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
I mean, if you're that cop, how do he does
not beat the crab and evan man?

Speaker 2 (04:19):
All right?

Speaker 1 (04:20):
A teenage boys vacation ended with a one way ticket
to Juvie.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
This dumb ass.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
He made a bomb threat aboard a Spirit Airlines flight
leaving Fort Lauderdale. His mom says it was just a joke.
He's a good kid. Yes, hard to buy any year that.
Oh that's my son. He made a joke about a bomb.
He can't do that on a flight. You right, they
don't joke around. Guess what, It does not matter if
it was a joke. They don't joke around about that
at all.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
We'll get him up on stage at the comedy works
if he wants to tell a joke.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Right, your son's an idiot.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
A new study found that dogs probably don't judge you character,
meaning if you well, if you're a bad character, they don't.
They don't judge you. They still love you unconditionally. Cats
cats judge you.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
There's a firefighter into the high school baseball game because
he was furious after a ball hit his personal car,
so he sprayed a fire hose onto the field at
a high school baseball game. Like if you I'm stopping
a whole game. I mean, come on, man, you definitely

(05:33):
gave him a story. You gave him a story. A
restaurant in Chinese being slam for affred guests that now, look,
I don't know why you wouldn't want this. You might
be getting slammed for it, but I bet it's not
hurting business. They're offering guests the chance to snuggle with
lion cubs as part of one hundred and fifty dollars
four course meal. Well, why would you want to do that?

(05:54):
I want to snugle with a lion cub. Yeah, sign
me up. You could hate on it or not. I'll
take a into that all day.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
I'm putting a steak juice all over my face. Come
lick that up, Come lick it up.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Wait wait, that's one hundred and thirty pounds, line cub.
How about this festival? It sparked a lot of noise complaints.
Is more than a thousand swingers descend it on a
British town for three days of well, you.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Know, loud moaning.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
So swinger swingers, swinger swingers.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Okay, in a little British town, unbknownst to the British town.
Can you imagine, Oh my god, clean up at six?
How about this stupid story? So this happened after a
Beyonce concert. So I guess an Atlanta train station. There
are all these fans are leaving a Beyonce concert, and

(06:51):
the stampede broke out at this train station, leaving more
than eleven people injured. Sevent of these people had to
be transported to the High Spittle. And the reason the
stampede happened somebody saw a bug.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
A bug.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yep, a woman saw some bug and freaked out and
started screaming, you know the oh lord, I ain't gonna
get bit by bug scenarios.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
She starts freaking out. Everybody started screaming. The person. This
is what it says a person begins screaming and running,
causing the stampede on the escalator.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
The cause of the tip rail speed up because everybody
was trying to get off of it or run up
or down or whatever. Anyway, Wow, it caused it to
stop suddenly as well.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
One person broke her ankle.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Eleven people got injured, had to be taking the hospital,
all because of a bug. He didn't even say what
kind of bug. That's hilarious, man, that overreaction. That's you
imagine the scenario, right, It's hilarious for everybody, but those
seven people we've got seriously jacked up.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah, wait, you in hospital? Why?

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Man? Some woman freaked out into the bug right across
the escalator. You're in Atlanta train station. There's got to
be a bug every time. I feel like there's buggers
on the daily.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
There, right, it had to be your first time on
that subway.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
I can just see the woman freaking out. What a
man Nevada.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
He got arrested at the police say he was seeing
chugging a bottle of Tabasco sauce and then challenging random
people to fight a parking.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Lot of the sporting goods store. This is so awesome.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Are you fighting the guy chugging Tabasco sauce? I'll fight
to do Yeah, yeah, No, that's somebody else's battle.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
No, right, No, you don't. You don't think so.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
It's some dudes in the parking lot of.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Of a sporting goods store chugging.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
If you're chugging Tabasco, you've got different mental problems that
I'm ready to deal with Like a sane person. You
can fight them and call the cops and and go
on your way. This guy's got a lot more going
on then than just a silver court case.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Well, yeah, I don't know. I'm gonna compare you there,
all right, idiot?

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Anyway, Uh, he says it's unclear what the dude's deal was.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Maybe we really liked the hot sauce. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
He was also shareless.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
When police showed up, he called him some choice words,
threatened with a knife. Who we had a knife. Nobody
was injured. He was charged with the soul of the
deadly web, weapon, possession, drug paraphernalia. Uh.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
The bottle of hot sauce was disposed of, Uh, chugging
hot sauce? Well core? Who? All right?

Speaker 1 (09:46):
A woman named Natasha she would be getting dozens of
calls or people saying that they found her missing cat
named Torbo.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Oh, how lucky for her.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Well, it's not lucky for her because well she's never
heard of a cat named Torbo.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Oh. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
She lives in British Columbia, Canada, and the calls have
all been coming from the United.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
States for over a year.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
How about that, they all say, They all say that, Well,
they're all about Torbo and she's got no connections to
Torbo or anybody in the United States. She does have
a cat, a cat named Mauser. Oh but Mauser is,
you know, enjoying the air conditioning at her house while
she's getting all these calls, all right, most of them

(10:35):
from Texas. Now she figured out what happened. How funny
is this? Oh oh look her partner cat people. Her partner, Well,
they got to call explaining what happened. I guess her weird.

(10:55):
A cat's picture was on a T shirt and it's
you know, missing cat or lost cat or whatever. It's
just a lost cat shirt. But the people that made
the shirt, they they used her real number.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Oh for a fake cat named Torbo.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
They used this woman's real Is it just a missing
cat poster with Torbo and it hadn't to toss his
number on it, and Cody made the shirt. Well, they
now said that they pulled it and changed the number
they used have a real number within the art creation
was not intentional, so just by look, it happened to

(11:34):
have a you know, British Columbia number that worked, so
everybody that.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Was So this was a mass produced shirt that they
sent out to the tolls and targets stuff.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Yeah, down south, I guess in Texas, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi,
all down to you.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
There, and apparently some of them been selling over the
last year.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
She got the calls that just said, you know, hey,
I found your cat and it was a cat that
looked like.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
The shirt and rather than putting like a five to
five to five number on there, they just they just
random numbers and.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
It happened to be her phone number.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
It's like one of those unlucky lotteries.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Right, Yeah, she said she at least deserved the T
shirt for all the hassle. Fair enough, right, she said,
she like a real T shirt for the She goes
it'd be nice to have an apology from the company,
but I also feel like I need a T shirt.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
She plans on keeping her number.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
All right, it'll fade away.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yeah, that's funny.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Can you imagine just randomly your phone numbers on some printed,
mass produced T shirt. People were calling you when I
found her cat. My cat's here at the house. That's funny.
Some bad look, let's see.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Oh, here you go. This is the big news half.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
If you plan on going on vacation, you have a
little summer left here, you plan going on vacation. I
don't know, Florida, maybe the East Coast half of the
East Coast beaches tested pot of for fecal contamination.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Oh you thought Shark Week was bad?

Speaker 1 (13:08):
And then Sour Comic con kicks off in San Diego
on Thursday.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
Oh all right, the big one.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
That's the only convention where local prostitutes lose money.