August 25, 2025 • 9 mins
The Serial Butt Sniffer has been caught sniffing butts again
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One nine kbp I and your show time for stupid stories.
Stop y'all all stop.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah you are stupid storages, but you buy pun tricks
the banned in.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
All right.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I hope you enjoying National Banansapa Day. It's also National
second hand wardrobe Day. Crypto currency scammers five years on
the run. Caine doing end in South Korea. He got
arrested for littering a cigarette butt. Damn that sucks. Side
(00:41):
note this public service announcement. Please stop stealing smoking the bear,
smoking the bear?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Who's stealing them? Everybody is.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
There's a fire department in Pennsylvania's demanding the return of
a large wooden smoking bear sign that was taking them
outside their station. Firefighters were on a call and somebody's
stole there smoking the bear sign. They've apparently been stealing
or getting stolen from different parks all up and down
the East coast.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I could see one of those with like a little
moving arm, just I could see one of those being popular.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I have that an I Hot waitress was arrested for
sexually irastioning a female customer and rubbing the woman's back
br us an arm sitting next to her in a
restaurant booth like, damn man, that's making it self comfortable.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Huh yeah. And if you're thinking.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
About maybe going to eye Off to get rubbed up,
you might even book a flight on British airways too.
Their flight at ten was found naked in an onboard
bathroom while under the influence of drugs. Here's another dude
rigging a sprinkler system to do dashingly deeds. A man
(01:59):
rigged a sprinklers system automatically blast drivers with water when
they legally parked in his business driveway. Then they would
post a footage on TikTok and a bunch of them
went viral. Then one person got fired because their boss
saw the video and realized that they've been lying about
where they were. It's like a cold plate call out.
(02:21):
But last week we had a guy that was doing
this the special needs kids he loaded on the bus.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
This guy's just spraying cars in his own business parking lot.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yep, that illegally park in his business driveway, so they're
blocking his business.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I'm less angry about this guy than the special needs
guy from last week. Well, I hope so scoot damn.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Uh. I'm glad this one doesn't dip in your moral
satchels bat. Two men were arrested for alleging breaking and
entering into the stadium where the Cincinnati Bengals play. Their
whole idea for the break in They're gonna steal a
barbecue smoker from level number two.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Oh big heist. I know it's funny.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
In Kentucky, it would be big, you know, on where
they play, imagine because it's just across the river. I
guys want to know about shreking. This is kind of weird,
Like if you're a dude and you find out, like,
you know, what would be a way you'd find out.
Maybe you check your girl's phone and she's on a
(03:30):
text message to her sister admitting that she's doing a
little shreking right now. I'm telling you, man, you just
better go ahead and get out of that relationship. Shrekking
is a hot new dating term. It's a hot new
dating term. According to the story, Okay, you ready for
this hot new dating term that's trending? Scute.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
What's it mean if we're shrekking, it.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Means you can imagine. It means when you when you
date down and pick somebody you're not attracted to. Oh, no,
because you think it means that they're gonna be nicer
to you.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
How you find true love? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Is it? That didn't sound like how you find true love? Sorry,
I feel like I need to be attracted to the
person I find true love with. U.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Can you imagine, like, find.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Somebody you're not attracted to. Look, see, I'm absolutely not
attracted to that person. That's who I'm gonna date. I
feel like that's setting yourself up for disaster. I don't know,
I mean, why would you do that? But hey, it's
uh to be clear, it is also possible. This says it.
(04:46):
That's funny. It is possibly to be strucked by a woman,
but it's a term that is mostly being used about men. Yeah,
I go figure because obviously half the sitcoms out there involve,
you know, a hot wife. Most have you seen sitcums? Yeah,
they got a hot wife and some probably Shrek dude.
(05:12):
They're going to say, oh, there's some dude saying here
you go USA day. Talk to a dating coach. He said,
the term is new, but the trend is plenty of
people that put looks lower on the list and hope
the traction would grow over time. He also says that
doesn't always work out.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I mean the phrase back in the day was always
swamp donkey, and that essentially is the plot of Shrek. Yeah,
I mean, there's a swamp, there's a donkey that all
the pieces fall in place. It's just a new name.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Right, and donkey was Shrek's best friend, right, and it
lived in a swamp. So yeah, I mean it's just like,
you know, a more politically correct version of swamp donkey.
For those that don't know, swamp donkey was a thing
that you would call some GenEx would probably know about it,
but you would call swamp donkey if if you had
(06:07):
this pack with your friends that they could make fun
of you for whatever you brought home that night.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
You're like, I'm taking something home regardless.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I'm calling swamp donkey, so nobody can make fun of
you for whatever you brought home that night.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
She looks like Shrek. She looks like Shrek.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Side note, I've never had to call swamp donkey.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Thank the Lord.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
All right, here we go. A victim is speaking out
after a thirty eight year old registered sex offender was
arrested again for getting lude behavior towards women at a
store in Burbank. The man previously arrested for inappropriate behavior
was taking to custy once again, allegedly sniffing a woman's
behind inside a Walgreens store. Burbank police told NBC that
(06:58):
this thirty eight year old guy, Kaylee Crowd, also known
by officers as butt sniffer, he was recognized by a
store employee. He reported the incident shullly at to eleven PM.
He'd been previously arrested at Burbank on July twenty second
in connection with a similar behavior. This is the same
guy who was in stupid stores two weeks ago. Right,
(07:22):
he got busted at a norseom rack for sniff and
girls butts. Same dude, Like, why is this guy out?
He's been busted like six times now.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
One hundred thousand dollars bond is what he was on.
I believe if you're going to get a bail bondsman,
you need to come up with like ten percent of that.
And I'm guessing that bail bondsman's not too thrilled with
him going back to jail over this.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Oh my god, I can imagine what an idiot stop
sniffing women's butt.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Like, take this man to a dog park.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
He'll fit in perfect put him on least put him
in a dog outfit.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Just let him go man.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Lastly, a woman is saying Petersburg, Florida, scot arrested on
Monday at she did some day drinking and kind of
got a weird head start on Halloween. She's a forty
eight year old woman named Marcilla Morgan. She was she
was angry after one of her neighbors part too close
to her yard, so she decided to toilet paper their car.
(08:19):
Accorded police report, she was drunk and she did all
of this in a full on hot dog costume.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
She says that she was leaning against the person's car
with a rolled toilet paper in one hand, while pulling
off strips and putting it all over the vehicle just basically, well,
just TP in her car. They described her as intoxicated
and uncooperative. It's not clear she had had run ins
with the neighbors before. Yeah, she definitely had some run
ins with the neighbors. Cops didn't say why she was
(08:49):
dressed as a hot dog, but this happened around four
o'clock in the afternoon. They charged it with this wordly
conduct resistant rest. She played no contest the next day,
and it looks like she's gonna have to do about
forty hours community service to work it all off, and
about six hundred dollars fine.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Please tell me they did the mug shot in the
hot dog costume.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I'm sure they had to. Here's her glassy eyed mugshot
telling the story. I mean, she was in a hot
dog costume. She's got to be dressed as a wiener.
One nine kbp I and your show time for stupid stories.
Stop y'all all stop.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah you are stupid storages, but you buy pun tricks
the banned in.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
All right.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I hope you enjoying National Banansapa Day. It's also National
second hand wardrobe Day. Crypto currency scammers five years on
the run. Caine doing end in South Korea. He got
arrested for littering a cigarette butt. Damn that sucks. Side
(00:41):
note this public service announcement. Please stop stealing smoking the bear,
smoking the bear?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Who's stealing them? Everybody is.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
There's a fire department in Pennsylvania's demanding the return of
a large wooden smoking bear sign that was taking them
outside their station. Firefighters were on a call and somebody's
stole there smoking the bear sign. They've apparently been stealing
or getting stolen from different parks all up and down
the East coast.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I could see one of those with like a little
moving arm, just I could see one of those being popular.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I have that an I Hot waitress was arrested for
sexually irastioning a female customer and rubbing the woman's back
br us an arm sitting next to her in a
restaurant booth like, damn man, that's making it self comfortable.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Huh yeah. And if you're thinking.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
About maybe going to eye Off to get rubbed up,
you might even book a flight on British airways too.
Their flight at ten was found naked in an onboard
bathroom while under the influence of drugs. Here's another dude
rigging a sprinkler system to do dashingly deeds. A man
(01:59):
rigged a sprinklers system automatically blast drivers with water when
they legally parked in his business driveway. Then they would
post a footage on TikTok and a bunch of them
went viral. Then one person got fired because their boss
saw the video and realized that they've been lying about
where they were. It's like a cold plate call out.
(02:21):
But last week we had a guy that was doing
this the special needs kids he loaded on the bus.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
This guy's just spraying cars in his own business parking lot.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yep, that illegally park in his business driveway, so they're
blocking his business.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I'm less angry about this guy than the special needs
guy from last week. Well, I hope so scoot damn.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Uh. I'm glad this one doesn't dip in your moral
satchels bat. Two men were arrested for alleging breaking and
entering into the stadium where the Cincinnati Bengals play. Their
whole idea for the break in They're gonna steal a
barbecue smoker from level number two.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Oh big heist. I know it's funny.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
In Kentucky, it would be big, you know, on where
they play, imagine because it's just across the river. I
guys want to know about shreking. This is kind of weird,
Like if you're a dude and you find out, like,
you know, what would be a way you'd find out.
Maybe you check your girl's phone and she's on a
(03:30):
text message to her sister admitting that she's doing a
little shreking right now. I'm telling you, man, you just
better go ahead and get out of that relationship. Shrekking
is a hot new dating term. It's a hot new
dating term. According to the story, Okay, you ready for
this hot new dating term that's trending? Scute.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
What's it mean if we're shrekking, it.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Means you can imagine. It means when you when you
date down and pick somebody you're not attracted to. Oh, no,
because you think it means that they're gonna be nicer
to you.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
How you find true love? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Is it? That didn't sound like how you find true love? Sorry,
I feel like I need to be attracted to the
person I find true love with. U.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Can you imagine, like, find.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Somebody you're not attracted to. Look, see, I'm absolutely not
attracted to that person. That's who I'm gonna date. I
feel like that's setting yourself up for disaster. I don't know,
I mean, why would you do that? But hey, it's
uh to be clear, it is also possible. This says it.
(04:46):
That's funny. It is possibly to be strucked by a woman,
but it's a term that is mostly being used about men. Yeah,
I go figure because obviously half the sitcoms out there involve,
you know, a hot wife. Most have you seen sitcums? Yeah,
they got a hot wife and some probably Shrek dude.
(05:12):
They're going to say, oh, there's some dude saying here
you go USA day. Talk to a dating coach. He said,
the term is new, but the trend is plenty of
people that put looks lower on the list and hope
the traction would grow over time. He also says that
doesn't always work out.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I mean the phrase back in the day was always
swamp donkey, and that essentially is the plot of Shrek. Yeah,
I mean, there's a swamp, there's a donkey that all
the pieces fall in place. It's just a new name.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Right, and donkey was Shrek's best friend, right, and it
lived in a swamp. So yeah, I mean it's just like,
you know, a more politically correct version of swamp donkey.
For those that don't know, swamp donkey was a thing
that you would call some GenEx would probably know about it,
but you would call swamp donkey if if you had
(06:07):
this pack with your friends that they could make fun
of you for whatever you brought home that night.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
You're like, I'm taking something home regardless.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I'm calling swamp donkey, so nobody can make fun of
you for whatever you brought home that night.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
She looks like Shrek. She looks like Shrek.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Side note, I've never had to call swamp donkey.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Thank the Lord.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
All right, here we go. A victim is speaking out
after a thirty eight year old registered sex offender was
arrested again for getting lude behavior towards women at a
store in Burbank. The man previously arrested for inappropriate behavior
was taking to custy once again, allegedly sniffing a woman's
behind inside a Walgreens store. Burbank police told NBC that
(06:58):
this thirty eight year old guy, Kaylee Crowd, also known
by officers as butt sniffer, he was recognized by a
store employee. He reported the incident shullly at to eleven PM.
He'd been previously arrested at Burbank on July twenty second
in connection with a similar behavior. This is the same
guy who was in stupid stores two weeks ago. Right,
(07:22):
he got busted at a norseom rack for sniff and
girls butts. Same dude, Like, why is this guy out?
He's been busted like six times now.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
One hundred thousand dollars bond is what he was on.
I believe if you're going to get a bail bondsman,
you need to come up with like ten percent of that.
And I'm guessing that bail bondsman's not too thrilled with
him going back to jail over this.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Oh my god, I can imagine what an idiot stop
sniffing women's butt.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Like, take this man to a dog park.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
He'll fit in perfect put him on least put him
in a dog outfit.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Just let him go man.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Lastly, a woman is saying Petersburg, Florida, scot arrested on
Monday at she did some day drinking and kind of
got a weird head start on Halloween. She's a forty
eight year old woman named Marcilla Morgan. She was she
was angry after one of her neighbors part too close
to her yard, so she decided to toilet paper their car.
(08:19):
Accorded police report, she was drunk and she did all
of this in a full on hot dog costume.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
She says that she was leaning against the person's car
with a rolled toilet paper in one hand, while pulling
off strips and putting it all over the vehicle just basically, well,
just TP in her car. They described her as intoxicated
and uncooperative. It's not clear she had had run ins
with the neighbors before. Yeah, she definitely had some run
ins with the neighbors. Cops didn't say why she was
(08:49):
dressed as a hot dog, but this happened around four
o'clock in the afternoon. They charged it with this wordly
conduct resistant rest. She played no contest the next day,
and it looks like she's gonna have to do about
forty hours community service to work it all off, and
about six hundred dollars fine.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Please tell me they did the mug shot in the
hot dog costume.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I'm sure they had to. Here's her glassy eyed mugshot
telling the story. I mean, she was in a hot
dog costume. She's got to be dressed as a wiener.
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