The Sinaloa Cartel had 10 Tigers, 5 Lions and some Jaguars. To feed People to.

The Sinaloa Cartel had 10 Tigers, 5 Lions and some Jaguars. To feed People to.

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One O seven nine KBPI Andy yourshow time for Stupid Stories by Stupid Stories,
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it a bandomir, then we gottago huge man. You know, for
a lot of people, me included, that's the only place they've ever raced
a car, right, that's crazyInvenia. Anyway, we'll catch up on
that in a few some of thestories to share with you, but let's
get too it's stupid stories. Herewe go. Seventy year old man in

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Missouri. He got arrested after puntout a gun and put out employed to
grocery store because he wanted to buysome steaks, and the dude in the
meat department said, sorry, sir, to meet department's clothed. He said,
you're standing in the meat department.He said, yes, sir,
but the meat department's clothed. Seethe gun meet department's open, sir,
What do you need? A teenagegrocery store employee in Pennsylvania, listen,

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what a subitch this guy is.He got arrested after he got busted for
putting sewing needles and all kinds offood products, cleaning sponges and whatever.
They've been Yeah, they've been dealingwith this for a little while and they
finally busted the teenager who worked there. Oh oh, savage man, what

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why would you damn like that's yourteenager? Like you you screwed up up.
Yeah, some somebody needs to havea conversation with him, and y'all
like, damn, how would youdo that? Anyway? Dude in Texas
he got into a car accident,was delivering DoorDash had to be rushed to

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the hospital. Well, his wifealerted DoorDash about what happened. Door Dash
said, hey, can you dropthe order off? Will pay you her
husband's in the hospital. Yeah,I'll he just delivered that on the way
to the hospital in the hospital,like, I see you all jacked up?
Hey can you can you drop?Hell? No? Is it still

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warm? Can you imagine? Butnow my husband's being rushed with life threatening
you know deal's going You want meto look? No? Wait? What
is it? Um? Kind ofa cruise banned some cruise passengers for life
when they were caught fishing from thebalcony of the room. I don't know

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why these guys get banned. Ifeel like that's hey, you're on a
boat. You were smart enough tobring a fishing pole, like hey,
if you catch a fish off yourbalcony and can fry it up on a
cruise and diverted some of those highend like you ought to be able to,
right. I think they had agood question of what they're gonna do

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with it, because I don't knowif many cruise boats that have like a
little kitchenet in it fish I mean, yo, I just caught a six
hundred pounds sword fish. I likey'all laid up for everybody on the you
know, fourteenth floor today. Idon't know it would be wild, but

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I mean you credit, they're ona boat. They're in the ocean,
you surrounded by fish. Come on, man, what do you expect them
to do? Right? Any betterentertainment on your freaking boat? Um?
Did this? Is? I loveDodge for a lot of reasons, but
they've always had this attitude. DodgeCEO Tim Conescus, he just was bragging

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about the Dodge Challenger Demon. That'sone seventy the apparently the Demon one seventy
can drain its fuel tank in fivepoint seventy five minutes. Northern Company has
stats like that. No, that'swhat's up. That thing is you know

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a thousand, like eleven hundred horsepower. They tested that thing of fourteen hundred
horsepower just by turning it up tosupercharger on it. Oh yeah, yeah,
and it is It is apparently justinsane. But this is a car
you buy a dealership that's crazy fivemiles worth of gas in it. Well

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if you that's hammered the entire time. But still that's hilarious. Only Dodge,
all right, Would you guys endurea lot of pain and suffering for
two inches two inches? Probably notso if you ever wished your todller pay

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attens into this. There's a processthat you can go about having your legs
surgically lengthened. It's more popular thanever. Nowaday's apparently the guy that's doctor
that's doing it. He says he'sgot fifty leg lengthening procedures to do this
year. Wow, fifty Imagine.I wonder if it's surprised per leg or

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if it's if it's like, yeah, just just give me one. Doctor's
all going forward right now, righttoo funny, but they can only do
two inches. So listen how theydo it and you'll understand why. Um
so apparently this guy Alex who justdid it, Guess how tally was he
paid? Now, look this procedureone rand Oh, I'm guessing he was

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like five four and he boosted himselfup to five six. But five six
wouldn't be enough because people are stilltalking about your hype. People still make
fun of you five six. Yeah, you know, so Alex he was
five foot seven, Okay, nowhe's you know, five ft nine,

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was shooes five ft ten. Sothey basically break both of your legs around
the thigh bone the femur. Theyinsert a rod in each one of the
femurs, and then the new bonesslowly starts to grow. Because what they
do is they they break the femur, they split it by two inches,

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insert rods, and the bone growsback together. So for a long time
you're completely immobile, like you're ina wheelchair. Oh oh, and you
gotta wait till the bone grows back. Oh see, I could see six

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inches that might be worth it,but two inches might. Yeah. The
rods work on a remote that givesit a like some sort of electro you
know, sort of charge to itmakes the bone grow faster. You can
grow too, up to one millimeterper day for the next four months.

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Oh wow. So at that point, after about four to five months,
you're able to get around using awalker. Then from that moment it takes
a while. Didn't you switch toa cane? So obviously lots of physical
therapy. But regardless, this dudesays he's happy with the results. He

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said he never owed let this.He said he never wanted to be tall,
just tall enough for people to stopmaking comments about his height. So
see, that's like you saying ifyou went from five four to five six,
it's not enough five four to fiveto seven not enough, you know,

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and for one hundred grand, Imean, I'm guessing that is not
covered by insurance. Yeah, yeah, you'd be better off finding a smoking
hot girl with two thousand dollars debtand paying that off. Most of the
patients in these fifty leg lengthening proceduresall young men. Yeah, damn,

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my cousin. She had an issuegrowing up where one leg was growing faster
than the other, and they hadto do it kind of the other way.
I want to say, they brokeher long leg and took some out
and had it fused. Yeah,she was in immense pain for that.
For but I want to say shehad like like one leg was like four
inches shorter than the other, Likeit was nivigant. Yeah, it was

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enough that you're it's a lean ohyeah, always all right. This happened
last month at Desert Hills Middle Schooland Washington students and teachers competed in this
licking contest on some plexiglass man.We saw this last week and I didn't
think it would blow up as bigas it did, but it should have

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made the rounds this weekend. GoodGod. So it's you know what it
is, It's like an old youthgroup like game or something. Right,
Like, there's a time and aplace this would have totally gone down,
like in a youth group thing thatgrew up in. Or I could see
it at junior high or we usedto have these pep rallies where teachers and

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students would compete against and do goofythings. Definitely a pep rally sort of
activity, yeah, but nowadays youcan't. So they had whipped cream and
there's like five lines of whipped cream, and they had students and teachers run
up and licked whipped cream off oftheir respected lines. But it's all on
a shared piece of plexiglass, andit looks like, you know, the

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people are facing each other while they'redoing it, so it looks like they're
almost licking each other, right,And man, parents lost their mind.
This was a middle school yeah,yeah, sonth grade somewhere in there,
and apparently parents just wow, theylost it. It went viral. I

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was like ooh when I saw theWe Scoop and I both saw the video
and we're like, ooh, probablyprobably not good to do these type things
now, right. I mean,it looks, it looks pretty funny.
It is hilarious. I'll be honest, hysterical, but you know you can't.
You just can't do that stuff nowadaysbecause people people get like this when
you get embarrassed, their feelings areheard. This was totally a game that

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we would have played at youth.Gup, yeah, I mean in a
heartbeat. Man. All right,let's talk about butt pharmacy. But pharmacy
looks like butt drugs has been thepreferred pharmacy in Indiana for seventy one years.
A little town called Cordon, smalltown in southern Indiana. The coastest

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big city is Louisville, Kentucky,which is about twenty five miles east.
Anyway, Over the weekend, theyannounced that the closing their doors. No
but Drugs was originally founded by apharmacist named William Butt, and it stayed
in his family for three generations.And it looks like they've embraced their name
with unique burchs and dice like Ilove but drugs, bumper stickers, alcohol

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section called butt Liquors. That's toofunny. They got butt shakes, a
ton of flavors, chocolate, Vanilla's, jawberry, butter, scotch. But
it looks like they finally, wellit's time to closed the door. Oh
no, you see them. Soa while back and by a while thirteen

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years ago, Um, these guysRent and Link they made a commercial.
They had a thing where they werelike, hey, we're gonna make some
commercials for local businesses. If you'dlike to be one of these businesses,
submit your story and we'll we'll doa thing. So they did a commercial
for it, and I'm pretty sure, crossing my fingers that we can play
this. Okay, this is butpharmacier across the heart land are learning for

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the days gone by and in alittle little cord and they're happy. And
they'll tell you why they had butdrugs. They love drugs, drugs.
Drug I recommend but drugs, Trevor. I can always count on butt drugs.

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When I think drugs, I thinkbutt drugs or all my health me.
So I turned to butt drugs.You want whole town service and sheet
hot coffee and liquor that you cantell Walmart, CBS and Walgreens exactly where
the stick in free parking in therear. So yeah, there's the closing,

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not the button. But it soundslike they were kicking butt with their
non pharmacy portions of the business,and they just had the you know,
they're they're butt handed to them bysystems that constipate independent pharmacies. Um,
they got beat up, whooped up, got the butt kicked by the cbs
IS and the and the big companies. That's hilarious. But drugs all right?

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Mood on uh. Twenty four yearman South Caroline named Alan Riggs was
arrested over the weekend for trying toruin the mood by cocking his gun.
Now listen to this. Alan stilllives with his ex wife and he became
angry when he heard her doing adultthings with her new boyfriend thing upstairs.

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Oh god, worst living situation ever. Yeah, could you imagine? Oh,
he's her ex and she's up there, Like damn. I don't know
how long they've been in this situation, but apparently not long enough for him

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to be over it, you knowwhat I'm saying, Like, Oh,
anyway, she's not putting a pillowbehind the headboard. No, she's doing
that on purpose. Can imagine?Oh, that would just suck. Anyway,
He chat banging on the walls togive him to knock it off,
but that didn't work because you livein the whole life. It's her house
too, So he apparently cocked hisgun in an attempt to ruin the mood.

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Apparently, I guess it worked,and then he went back to the
coups and play mobile gun mobile games. How how loud is it? I
feel like I could cock my gunand anybody else stairs getting it on,
I'm gonna hear it. Uh.Yeah, I'm kind of imagining like the
racking of a shotgun sort of theYeah. Probably there's no way you can

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get upstairs and that could rack ashotgun and you hear it, especially if
I'm getting it on. I'm notgetting whatever the ex boyfriend told. Oh.
The ex and her boyfriend told policethat they heard the racking sound of
the firearm and stopped. X alsowent downstairs and saw a don't holding the
gun, and apparently he threatened herwith it. So I don't want was

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charged with a felony. Damn,Oh, worst living scenario ever. They're
gonna get the restraining order. He'sgonna get booted. Yeah, well,
I mean, you know, he'sno longer gonna be living with his ex,
all right. So prosecutors in Mexicosaid Saturday that they have seized a

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huge collection of exotic animals, includingten tigers, six jaguars, five lions,
several other species. And this carteldominated town. The gang is a
Sinola Sinaloa Okay, Sinaloa cartel.I guess is El Chapoo's Kids gang.

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Yeah, so it's also this townwhere this area has been the scene of
mass grays and cartel executions in thepast. Um they found an loves salamas,
deers birds on the property as well, just off the property, sixty
five bodies were unearthed. So thisis what's crazy. US pro skeeters revealed

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all these details of how some ofthese drug lords use their tigers. This
is not necessarily known, but youconstantly hear about drug lords and in fact
they're well a lot of them havetigers, right, And it's not this
you know, commonality between drug lords. They don't automatically become a drug lord

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and want a tiger out there,you know, have to flex on other
drug lords by getting more tigers.Right. It's not like they're cuddling with
them at night. Oh, they'rethey're using them in the business. So
while a lot of these victims areshot, others were fed dead or alive,

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oftentimes alive to the tigers, thelions and the jaguars, and basically
people with all these drug lords thatkeep tigers, that raise tigers as their
pets normally, that's what they usethem for. They throve, you know.
They throw some of the people notyou know, maybe not doing what
they want them to do or notorder to do or whatever. They throw

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them in this pit with these lionsand let them tear them up. So
the brothers, I guess, thesesons of an imprisoned drug lord El Chapo
or among the twenty three associates namedin this indictment. So that is apparently
ugly, they said, a bunchof other animals receives. But I could

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imagine ten ten tigers, six jaguars, five lions. Oh, that would
be awful. That's an awful wayto go. Oh yeah, oh you're
thrown in a pit with ten lionsor tigers. Forget about it, dude,
jaguar, no way like dog.Worst case scenario ever for me as
a guy that hates cats, Ohthat would just suck. It'd be awful.