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October 20, 2025 • 14 mins
Thieves broke in to the Louvre and Stole some old Jewelry.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O seven nine KVP I and your show time
for stupid stories.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop y'allo? Yeah you are stupid stories brought.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
You by steal Steel Dealers dot Com.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hey know what was funny?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Man?

Speaker 3 (00:15):
So there's a story I'm gonna get to in a
minute about the big heist this They stole a ton
of jewelry from the louver and they used the damn Well,
I'll just get to in a second. There's some steal
related Uh apparently I thought this was kind of a
funny headline because Eminem is dating his longtime stylist.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Anybody got an issue or concerned with that? Eybody? Do you?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
No? No?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
I don't, All right, I do.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Why is that.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Dudes had the same style since like ninety six? Bro,
Like she's been ribbing this man out. Now they're dating.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
This girl has been trying to get here for decades.
He's had the sames. The dude look the same for
two decades. He's got a stylist. What how does he
need to start? He has not changed his look at all.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Uh yo, my hair just just dia blonde and cut
it real time.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Okay, cool, hoody, hoody, All right?

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Late?

Speaker 1 (01:12):
What stylist now that they're in a relationship. She's gonna
change everything.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Right, He'll come on tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Long hair gonna fix you now.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Eminem uh for a share called.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
He called it an altercation of Bobbie McDonald's worker and
two customers a mcmess after it left one of the
men with a minor gunshot wound to the neck. This
tutor was an employee named one Soto.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Pickleball eye injuries.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Apparently you're on the rise eye injuries. Huh from pickleball. Yeah,
I could see that. That's why you wear the goggles,
right right, don't think you're too cool to wear the goggles.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Definitely too cool to wear goggles.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
It's like racquetball. A lot of people get in playing racketball.
They like, I don't need the gogle, get hit once
in the eye, and yep, they'll never they'll never avoid
those goggles again.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
There. So this is gonna be interesting.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Miami is gonna be testing out these self driving police
cars that launched drones.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah. We talked about this from Yeah, well.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
We talked about the drones stations and these drone cop
cars were coming. It looks like Miami is the first
city to sign up. We'll see how that goes. The
drones stations are what's really scary, right woo, man.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
This gonna be the new Miami Vice.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
I don't know, man, but like we said on Friday,
everybody's gonna be duct taping a little drone stations ceiling together.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
You can't launch it, you can't get the roof up.
All right.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
This is kind of funny because what was the old
TV show was like, oh, this is my brother Daryl
and his other brother.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Darryl new Heart, New Heart.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
So here's a real life case of well, a couple
brothers from Kentucky named Daryl and the other one, well,
his name is Daryl too. A man shot killed Sunday
morning homicide near the southeast Louisville has been identified and
police say he is the brother two men arrested for

(03:15):
his murder Sunday afternoon in the Louisville Metro Police onmicide
you know arrested thirty seven year old Daryl Burnette and
a thirty six year old man named Kyra Page for
the fatal shooting. Jefferson County corrinder identified the victim as
a thirty year old Daryl Burnett Junior, so they arrested

(03:36):
Daryl Burnett and the victim. Daryl Burnett Junior is my brother.
Darryl is mother brother, Daryl my kid. Like, you know,
Dad was so proud of himself, right, he was like,
you know what, here's gonna be a senior. There's you
know what, You're just you're nothing. You're gonna be a junior.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
That's what you're gonna be. You're a junior. Daryl's all
over the place.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah, Dad was Darryl sim the first kid Darryl had
another kid, was like, you know what, we need another Darryl.
So he changed the spelling. Just a hair.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Man, Darryl. Did he change the spelling?

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah, he did, d d A r r e L
and d A r r y L. I was joking
when I said that earlier.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
They did.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
All right, that had to have been confusing around the
house though not.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
You, Darryl, Daryl, Darryl, not Darryl.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Alright.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
People were sharing quote upper middle class problems like stuff
like having to work around an ice rink, an ice
rinks inconvenient skating times, repairing an aging doc at your
lake house, uh, or not having enough garage space, a

(04:59):
part your car in.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Or all your cars.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Upper middle class problems, More and more restaurant diners are
leaving without pain. Oh, restaurants are having more and more
people through the old dining dash than ever before, including
the incident where somebody skipped out after putting down a
fake thousand dollars bill. Now restaurants are putting cameras throughout

(05:29):
dining rooms and parking lots so they could.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Shame people who don't pay on social media. Good they
should do that.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Yeah, get your car, get your license plate. Do you
know these people they didn't pay. Shaman's good. Shaman's good
for society. There's a reason they did everything in like
a center courtyard or something like that, because Shaman's good.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
And they still do that today.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Look at you know how they arrested. Had to bring
it up with several people, you know, regardless of your
political affiliation. They would wait until there are cameras around.
And you know that one dude was he lived like
a mile from the FBI, and he's like, do you
want me to turn myself in? They're like, no, no,
we'll just wait till you go to the airport and

(06:14):
rush anyway. Yeah, there's something to the shaming aspect of it,
So get I hope they do get what they deserve.
So you ever found something been like finders, keepers, losers, weepers,
What when.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Does it go beyond that? I mean, I found it,
but damn, I gotta I gotta give that back. It's
too nice.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
There is that right right?

Speaker 2 (06:38):
You know?

Speaker 1 (06:38):
I think everybody has their own personal barometer of that.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
But okay, Well, police and Maine are looking for an
older man who picked up a wallet and walked away
with almost seventy five hundred dollars in cash.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
Damn Yeah, a pair they had inadvertently left it on
the roof of their car and they drove off.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Had about seventy four hundred change in it. There's a
lot of money in a wallet, big ass.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Even if they're all hundreds, you're talking about seventy five
of those. That's a that's a yam, that's a thick.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
He just held up like three inches. I believe his concept.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
In a wallet folded over. Yeah, I mean it's it's
a decent amount. But would you find it as keepers
loose as weepers it? No? I mean the license is
right there, other identify Himselff is right there in the wallet.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Look too bad for this guy?

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Once you know the guy's face and na, yeah, brown
bag full of cash that's mine, right, wallet with your
picture on it.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
That probably needs to go back to you. Ah right,
these broken the This was insane to hear about it.
They broke him the Louver Museum yesterday. They used the
crane to smash an upstairs window. And then they still
they say in this story eight priceless objects from an

(08:10):
area that housed the French Crown jewels. And then what's
even more insane, they used like dirt bikes like motorbikes
to escape. The reason we brought it up during this
steel sponsorship is guess what they use to cut in.
They used to steal concrete saw so you can change

(08:30):
steel to stole.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
But yeah, they use that look. And we were talking about.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Man, just think if you get a steel concrete saw,
you could have anything in the world you want.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
I mean, there's a marketing opportunity for steel. I don't
know if they'll.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Take or not. I mean it does play into their
name and everything else.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
It's pronounced that way, right, But yeah, I'm just saying
they did use the best of the best, no no
expense spared when you got to get in use the steel,
and I guess one. So when I heard this on
the way in, I didn't hear that it was just
eight pieces. I heard it was eight pieces and a
lot more and one smaller piece that they dropped them

(09:11):
the way out. Just that piece of loane was worth
tens of millions. So no telling how much they ended
up getting away with. But from what I heard, they
had probably already started dissecting these jewels and started, you know,
grinding them down the different stones and melting down the
precious metals, and you know, to the point where they

(09:33):
will never be found again, that they'll just reappear, you know,
in this world as something completely different, right, And that
wold And they used dirt bikes and they had all
this like crazy ways to get in and out.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
I mean they used it. They still like a crane.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah, it's like a big cherry picker sort of thing,
just lifted them up, punched through a window. And they
did this like during operating hours. It wasn't like this
was the middle of the night sort of. They were
just dressed as construction workers.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
And oh really yeah, wow.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
I mean short of the breaking in through the second floor,
I'm sure first floor has a lot better. You know,
who are you? What are you doing here? Security? But
a construction guy going up on a cherry picker probably
doesn't get too many second looks.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
In broad daylight. That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Well, look that happened. You know that happened at the Louver.
This happened well in Westchester County, New York. It's it's
almost the same. See these guys broke in an amusement park
and they stole hundreds of stuffed animals. It's it's our
version of that, just different. They just released photos. They

(10:51):
broke into this place called Playland Park Northern Manhattan, right
on the beach, and they got in by pulling up
in a small boat, so it's closed. They use a
cherry pick or crane like that, and this guy's use
a small boat and then they just well it was
just before midnight and they hopped the fence, cut a
bunch of cables in a control room, crammed two hundred

(11:12):
stuff animals in garbage bags. So it's real similar. They
didn't leave on dirt bikes. They left on the boat.
They also tried to tip a photo booth over at
the boardwalk, but it was too heavy for them because
they're weak, feeble and don't drink enough milk. Anyway, they
thought that cutting the cables would shut down the security cameras,

(11:32):
but unfortunately for them, there are multiple shots of these
dumb dumbs with their faces clear as day. So yeah,
police haven't found them yet, but they really just started looking.
So yeah, your day's are number men. Unlike the guys
that got by was stealing the jewels, these guys aren't
quite as quite as quick.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
If you know what I'm.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Saying, call the police. If you're approached by somebody trying
to sell you a banana with dreadlocks, well ross to have.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Yeah stuff, if somebody's trying to yo, I got some
warmings over here.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
I got some warmies two hundred stuffed animals.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
And lastly, the Swiss shoe company, well they're the makers.
They have a line of footwork called Clouds. They have
hollow pods on the sole. They're supposed to make it
feel like you're walking on clouds. Here's the problem with
walking on cloud scoop, what's that they're walking on loud clouds?

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Loud clouds.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Yeah, apparently a lot of people have been complaining that
they make a squeaky sound when you walk on them,
and that squeaky sound what never goes away? Oh, people
on line have been talking about it for over a
year now. There's class action lawsuit against Swiss shoe company.
People think it's a defect, and they think that the

(12:54):
the the expense that they pay for these shoes far well,
it's unjustified with the shoe.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak. Could you stop walking squeak
squeak everywhere? That drives me crazy.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
It looks like more than ten styles have been mentioned
in the lawsuit. The shoes typically go between one hundred
and forty one hundred and eighty dollars.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
I mean to walk on clouds.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Yes, squeaky clouds still cloud.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
The company has it commented on the lawsuit, but they
had denied warranty claims related to the issue because they
feel like it follows under a quote normal wear and tear.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Part of me says, just don't buy him again.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
They don't feel like it's a defect.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Maybe let them refund them. I don't know. Class action
lawsuit seems a little over the top for that.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
There's some hacks to try to keep your shoe from
Squeaking again.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
But do you know what, man own it, just just
own it. Squeak squeak.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yeah, I'm squeaking.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
What squeak?

Speaker 1 (13:56):
What you're gonna say about it?

Speaker 2 (13:59):
I got this Eminem stylist. She's wonderful.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Squeak, squeak, squeak,
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