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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stalt y'all saw stop, Yeah you are stupid stories brought
you by.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
The Blue Federal Credit Union Car Show going on this
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be there from ten until noon, hanging out, but the
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of fidget toys for you. Just say what's up there?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
You go? All right?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
A man in Florida was arrested on Sunday at the
throwing spaghetti at his mom's face. Oh her splattered in
spaghetti sauce.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
What you can't do that, yomama?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Now?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Dare you all right?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Seventeen percent of parents say their child's lunch is more
quote gourmet than what they had as a kid, but
still twenty one percent of their kids lunch well comes
home uneaten, cause kids don't like anything except for you know,
sugary stuff and red forty whatever it is. It really
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is that way, man. Sometimes they'll see what Monica makes
and I'm like, that's some gourmet stuff right there, and
that I don't want it, Like, damn, you are missing out.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Your kids are like two weeks away from going to school.
Have they gotten like lunchboxes or anything like that or.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I mean no, not specific lunchboxes. They I mean they're
well versed in the snack world. Every kid you know
that's over the age of two is well versed into
snack world.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
So are you a brown bag family?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Oh they got.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Little you know, little this is a lunchbox nowadays, like
a little zipper pouch whatever.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
So yeah, there's only.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
About nineteen million of those, you know, in unicorm shapes
and dinosaur shapes and whatever backpack shapes in the rest
ofmand in Florida was arrested after entering somebody's backyard and
apparently he tried to steal a decorative turtle. A decorative turtle.
That's a hot commodity nowadays in Florida. I sure do
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lack that decorative turtle. How about this woman in New Zealand,
she was arrested for feeding her dog. Now before you
freak out, before he's like, oh, that's crocks. You rearrested
feeding her dog doesn't make any sense. It does when
you hear the rest of the story. Apparently this woman
feeder dog so much the dog couldn't move.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Oh that's a lot of food.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah, he was rescued initially, but he died two months later.
That say, the dog was so obese that it wasn't
possible to hear his heart with a stethoscope because he
was so fat.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Oh poor dog.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Damn poor ladies. She was like, you were just hungry always.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
A man left an apology note after robbing a California
restaurant two times in one week. But here's the note.
There's a little lad at the end of the tunnel.
The man says, sorry, needed money for drugs. I won't
come back.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Oh, okay, you just need a.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Little money for drug drugs are expensive, So yeah, he
won't be coming back. He just he needed quick money
two times, and he won't rob the place again.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Just this once or twice.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yeah, just this week, I mean do I won't come
back this week, but next week, well that's a new week.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Hurricane Debbie probably heard about it hitting Florida.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
He's proud.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Some powerful winds, storm surge, and a lot of cocaine. Cocaine, Hey,
Debbie's in the cocaine. Apparently all kinds of packages of
cocaine have been washing up on the shore because well
because nor they would be dropped off in the ocean
somewhere and somebody will come pick them up eventually. But
guess what, Hurricane Debbie's got other plants that cocaine. She's
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dropping them all along the shore in Florida. So all
kinds of cocaine on the shoes of Florida right now.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
If you're rid of that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Let's go out and get cocaine. Some people think of seashells.
Some people think crabs, others think cocaine.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I don't know what tell you.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Grab that big bail over there.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Honey, Look at that? Is that a brick of yes?
All right? So is this a legitimate gripe?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
This seems a little absurd to me, but apparently there's
a TikTok debait going on whether whether or not it's
okay to order sizzling fahitas as somebody else's birthday dinner.
This is how petty people have become in this world, man,
This is how spoiled people have become, how narcissistic people
have become. That somebody says that the pageantry of all
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the sizz in the quote scene stealing dish.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
That is fahidas.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Well it puts the focus on you instead of on
the person whose birthday it is.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Can you believe we live in a world where.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
This, this petty ass nonsense is taking out of time?
Like that's how insanely spoiled.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
People are, Like, seriously.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Order whatever you want. Who cares man number one, number
two who complains about where their friends ordered in sizzling
fatas because it steals some sort of attention from you
on your birthday.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
You're a spoiled, rotten piece of trash.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Like like, how long is that that spotlight off of you?
For two seconds? Thirty seconds?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Well it's look it's two or thirty seconds. Just too
long for my birthday, Scoop, I want those fijiitas. I'm
just hungry, that's all. I don't care going faidas.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Lets just be worried more about why you want to
Chili's for your birthday?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
No, because chili is inexpensive. It's a nice restaurant, don't
let's Scoop tell you otherwise.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Hey, I love chilis so the.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
City that never sleeps, you know, New York known versus
bright lights, big dreams.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
It's got some big problems.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Aside from you know, the usual crime rates to be
associated with the old Big Apple, there's another act that
seems to be plaguing law enforcement, and this one is well,
it's a little PG.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Thirteen if you will.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
So apparently a lot of people in New York have
found out that well that masturbation in public is is okay,
that you don't get in real trouble for it. Apparently
Apparently that has that has, according to New York, swelled
by more than fifty percent in the last couple of months,
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and more than three hundred and ninety six per increase
from twenty twenty three, so the overwhelming number, and there's
been listening to there's three hundred and seventy eight complaints
so far just this year.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
And the year is about half over, so about to
a day.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Right, Just to put that in perspective, there were one
hundred and fifty nine complaints throughout the entire year two
years ago, so and only thirty two tickets written for
it in twenty twenty three, so only thirty two tickets
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now for whatever reason, well, there's a lot of reasons,
and it's mainly men about ninety nine percent of its men.
For example, this Greenwich, Greenwich Village resident Brian Maloney.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
To The New York Post. Listen to his quote, This
is hilarious. Can you imagine?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
This is what they got a deal with, the contend
with on a regular basis. This This is a man
reporting to the New York Post. His quote is this quote,
there's too much junk. I don't want to see it.
Nobody wants to see it. We're exhausted by it. We're
trying for help, we're pleading with our elected to help
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and basically getting ignored.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
End quote.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
So it's something they got to deal with on a
daily basis. What there's a community meeting they're talking about
this article, apparently outrage residents speaking out over NYPD's failure
to respond to their complaints. In this case, there's one particular.
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They call him a serial masturbader who allegedly is very
easily identified by his Marine Corps tattoo on his back.
And apparently he does this every day, just in broad
daylight in.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
The street, just open the street.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
And apparently this Captain Joe Wenthal Commanding, an officer of
the first Precinct, he told locals that it doesn't even
matter if their arrest or not, because it's a desk
ticket at best, he said. There, he said, it's a
misdemeanor arrest Republican decency, which means they're not held. At best,
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it is a desk ticket and they're released. So for
the police, it's more of a headache, paper trail than
it is anything of substance. So there's really nothing the
police want to.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Do about it. How insane is that? How insane isn't
that The police are.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Like, eh, eh, there's nothing we can really do about it.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
The I want to ask the officer what a ticket
would be for like paintballing somebody just doing like a
drive by paintballing, and if it's the same level, just
be like desk ticket, ye'all paintball a guy that sucked me.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
But in the end, that's what you get when you
you know, you get these people are like, hey, these
we need criminal reform and soft.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
On crime stuff. You're gonna get.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
That's what people vote on, that's what they That's unfortunately,
that's what happens. If they're not gonna punish people for
breaking the law, if they're just gonna let them do
stuff like that without there being any consequences. That's only
gonna incentivize more people to do it, and inherently it's
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only gonna go worse and worse and worse, Like, how
do you stop that? At some point, there's gotta be
a you know, I mean, unless it's just hey, you
know what, this is the uh, this is the masturbation
part of the city where everybody's just afraid to do
whatever they want to. I don't want that for my kids.
I wouldn't want it in my neighborhood for sure, But
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I mean maybe as well.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
I can't see anybody wanting that. But if you vote for.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Those policies, those people that are awesome, that's what you're
gonna get. You gotta have some sort of consequences for crimes,
even if you know, even if for that, I just
can imagine dealing with that every day, Like, you know,
can you imagine taking your kids to school every day
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and having to deal with that just you know, nude
men in the street just doing That's that's ridiculous, man,
What's going on? All?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Right? So this kind of wild.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Have you ever taken your phone into some place to
have something done to it? Maybe gotta, you know, get
the glass replaced. Maybe you know, I had a phone
not too long ago where the charger adapter was snapped
off of so when you would plug in your charging mechanisms,
it wouldn't charge. So you gotta get something like that fixed, right. Well,
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when you go and take your phone in to whatever store,
a lot of times they ask for your security password,
and a lot of times people respond with their security
password because.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
What's gould happen? Well?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, a former Verizon employee now facing charges
after stalking a Lancaster County police officer and.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
His wife, oh kids only nineteen.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
He started with stalking, arrassment, phone incident that targeted this
police officer. The victim had previously interacted with his police officer, Graham,
on multiple occasions as a police officer. Well, he took
his phone in to get some work done to it.
This guy who's nineteen knows the officer knows he's had
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interactions with him.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
So what as he do? Steals all his info?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Oh, and then he.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Starts texting him, texting him things like you're the worst
police officer we've ever seen, you know, just stupid things
like that.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
From an anonymous number.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Uh and then he started texting the police officer's wife.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Oh yeah. Man.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Graham's employment with Verizon ended July thirtieth of this year,
according to this aveidatum, and he allegedly once again texted
the victim and the victim's wife, saying things like worst
cop I've ever seen either resigned to get firesome, among
other messages. He was found tex his bell said at
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fifteen thousand dollars and apparently apparently the cop just pulled
him over, pulled him over twice for speeding, and that
was that was his his past. So for that, when
the cop took his phone in for a little bit
of work, he stole all his dudes's info, started texting
him and his wife and all kinds of messages about
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how he was a terrible cop like man and that's
you gotta know right from wrong. You gotta know they're
gonna catch you.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Right what an idiot.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Two brothers were hospitalized arrested following a violent altercation involving
a knife and a sword. Never bringing a knife to
a sword fight, So this is what's funny. At three
point thirty one in the morning on August fourth, officers
responded reports of a stabbing at an apartment block apartment
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complex off.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Of the eighteen hundred block at eighth.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
When officers arrived, they found this is two individuals with
multiple stab.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Wounds on each of them.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Now, initially, neither party was forthcoming about the incident and
it was believed that another suspect was still large. So
when officers got there, they realized these two guys are brothers,
So they thought there was a third suspect and these
two guys fought him off. Oh okay, only get question
and didn't see the evidence. Evidence suggested that the two
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men had actually engaged in a fight amongst themselves involving
a knife and a sword, and this.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Fight took place throughout their shared apartment.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Oh no, both brothers sustained multiple stab wounds to their
bodies and heads. Due to their invocation of the right
to remain silent, it was unclear who the primary aggressor was,
so neither one of the brothers wanted the rat the
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other brother out, So coincidentally, they both got arrested for
second degree domestic assault.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Was a lot of blood.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
They probably spend more time in jail than the dudes
out whacking it and I love the fact that they're like,
I'm not writing them out. No, I'm just gonna keep
my mouth shut. Right, you're right, just noding at your brother.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
I got it? Got it? Which one of y'all stabbed
the other one first? I don't know. Too funny, all right.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
And lastly, thirty four year old woman in Florida named
doctor Isha Persad. She got arrested on Saturday after she
got into a food related altercation with her husband. So,
according to the police report, Esha or Isha, how do
you pronounce it? She had brought her husband, Oh, this
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guy has got a good birthday. She brought him Taco
Bell and McDonald's for his birthday. But this is a doctor. Hey, honey,
I got you something nice for your birthday. Here's either
McDonald's or Taco Bell. Like nothing says I love you,
like giving you a choice of some trashy fast food.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
What do you want for your birthday? A big Mac
or a chicken taco.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I'll take both.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yeah, Well, he was upset for some reason. What maybe
he wanted some fancier like I don't know Arby's.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Anyway, they started arguing.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
She claims he threw a bag at her so she
responded by she assaulted him with the tortilla, all from
the soft taco. She took the soft taco shell off
the taco and she threw it at him and they hit.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Him in the face. Oh, how dare her? This dude
was victimized.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
She weaponized the five inches tortilla and hurled it at
his face and they hit him anyway.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Somehow, he was still there when the officers arrived. Tortilla
is still in his face.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Because they went supreme, got sour cream on it.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Yeah, they'll just stuck.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
So the police report says, quote when I ride, the
burrito was still in the victim's face. The man was
not seriously injured, though.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Sounds like an ungrateful jerk to me.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Look, if your girl.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Brings you, she stopped two places she was arrested for
mistermetor the best at battery.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Even if they were nice to each other. She stopped
twice for you.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Yeah whatever, when it was hurt me, It was just
the one that she wasn't gonna eat.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
But look, my problem is, even if she did throw
a taco shell at him and hit him in the face,
or tortilla shell.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Adham and hit him in the face.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Do you really really need to get nine when one
involved in a situation like that, is your life really
threatened by her south taco shell?
Speaker 3 (18:52):
And same thing?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
You know, if she was on the other foot, if
he threw the taco shell at her, I would tell
her the same thing, like, ladies, do you need to
call nine one one? If you'll throwing taco shells like
soft tortillas at one, another.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Must be going around. We had the earlier story with
the mom and spaghetti.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
I know, I know you got arrested for that. Look,
but you're throwing like a hot spaghetti on your mama.
You deserve to be arrested. That's just flat out but
a taco, but a soft tago tortilla.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Man, Come on, it's just.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Pleaset turn those pintos and cheese into like a trebouchet
or something. Oh little sport.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Action, right, yeah, sure, but then you need to counterweight.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
There's a lot of building there, a lot of string
cheese involved in that.